Canucks At Coyotes Game Preview: Coyote Ugly?
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST
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Print| CANUCKS |
COYOTES | ||||
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| Time | Wed. 6:30 PM PST |
TV | Sportsnet Pacific |
| Season Series | 1-0 Coyotes |
Last Meeting |
3-2 Coyotes (Nov. 21/10) |
| The Enemy | Five For Howling | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 27-39-66 Yandle: 9-36-45 |
| Canucks |
Category | Coyotes |
| 32-10-9 | Season Record | 25-18-9 |
| 1st |
Conference Position | 6th |
| Won 3 |
Streak | Lost 1 |
| 15-7-4 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
10-9-5 |
| 5-2-3 |
Last 10 | 5-5-0 |
| +47 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +2 |
| 3.28 (3) |
Goals Per Game | 2.88 (10) |
| 2.29 (3) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.83 (16) |
| 1.32 (3) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.11 (10) |
| 24.1 (3) |
Power Play % |
16.5 (22) |
| 84.7 (5) |
Penalty Kill % |
79.6 (22) |
| 32.4 (7) |
Shots Per Game | 31.4 (13) |
| 30.4 (18) |
Shots Against Per Game | 32.8 (26) |
| 78.8 (6) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 67.9 (18) |
| 91.3 (5) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 70.6 (20) |
| 88.9 (16) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 83.3 (21) |
| 55.3 (1) |
Faceoffs % | 51.9 (6) |
| 11.8 (11) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
10.7 (5) |
| NHL.com |
*Update* Wack stat on Twitter kenwardskorner: Last time #Canucks lost in regulation on the road with Luongo in net was Nov. 17 at Pittsburgh. He is 7-0-2 away from Vancouver since.
Playing in Dallas one night and Phoenix the next may test the resolve of the Canucks but is there any reason to doubt these guys? They are living proof that great team find ways to win no matter what. The Coyotes are in the same predicament, playing in San Jose last night and losing 5-3. One alarming stat for the Coyotes is their home record: 10-9-5. Not very stellar at all. They have lost 4 straight games on home ice. Maybe giving away wearable blankets is the answer? Not. The Coyotes have beaten the Canucks 3 straight times at home to their credit.
Love the play of Chris Tanev and even Lee Sweatt. These rookies are really strutting their stuff. Let's see how Cody Hodgson progresses in his 2nd NHL game. I thought he played a solid 2-way game last night.
Roster change: Steve Jeff Tambellini in Aaron Volpatti out with a rib injury.
STARTING GOALIES
That's it. This is a quick preview. I am too busy right now.
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phurst!
hey I got a point for last night’s prediction even though I picked Tambo to get the game winner!
3-2 Canucks
Daniel
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3-1 Canucks
Daniel
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Let’s see how Cody Hodgson progresses in his 2nd NHL game
He looks slow out there but with good hands. Reminds me of early Sedins but without the twin and without the tendency to get knocked over.
Roster change: Steve Tambellini in Aaron Volpatti out with a rib injury.
Steve’s playing?!
I say 4-2 Canucks, Kesler GWG.
that's the 3rd time I've done that! SHEEIT!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
4-3 Nucks
Burr FTW!!!
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:36 PM PST reply actions
2-0 Canucks
Oh, what the heck: HODGSON with the GWG.
Coyotes
Are going to be pissed after last night’s collapse.
Keeping that in mind, I will go for……….
3-1 Canucks
The Daniel with the winner
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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3-0 Canucks.
Cody FREAKIN’ Hodgson will score his first, and have it stand as the GWG!
Media in Vancity will all break their arms saying how " I always knew he could do it…those other guys were the ones that were negative about him, not me…"
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
Not suggesting shit...
Flat out saying it buddy!
Also, the Eastern media…watch them now…Demon Cox was in the Star saying the Canucks have a “good shot at the Cup”…but then threw in a few backhanded swipes…
Steve Simmons will be next…bunch of well paid bandwagon jumpers…
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
2-1 Canucks, Hank gwg.
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4-0 Nucks
KesLord GWG
They better win, it’s my birthday today!
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Happy Birthday!
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
Most of those are awesome. Except the 2009 Cup, and a few numbers like 24 & 38.
Who is 5? I can’t see it and my brain is failing me.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
#5 is clearly Granananananananananana
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Ossi Vaananen was #5 that year.
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it's crazy
how different our roster looks this year compared to only 2 years ago.
I don’t remember any big trades, but I guess it just evolved over time.
right beside #22.
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Wow
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 2:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You're the birthday!
You’re the birthday!
You’re the birthday
boy or girl!
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Happy Birthday!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
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Happy birthday
cool mama!
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Happy Birthday sprite! Let’s hope they win one for you like they did for Semi.
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"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Happy Birthday lady!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
kesrows
Was the day after, marcness was the same day as me!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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oh w/e
You shared the day, poor marcness. He needs some love too, haha
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I was giving it to him
That’s why I mentioned it!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
damn it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I never asked for that for my Birthday.
Thanks for the umm…errr…“love” though.
Shove it in your addendum.
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hahaha
I was talking about marcness though…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Happy birthday!
I will go home and kill zombies to celebrate!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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AND
February’s the best birthday month ever. :)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I agree
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Yours too?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
on the 27th
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Mine's around there too.
(h5)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
What a great month!
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
What’s your new sign though? (now a perfectly acceptable line to say…thx Minnesota researcher/astrologer guy…
;-)
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
I know
I feel lost now that I’m not a Pisces. I’m now supposedly and Aquarius.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Both water signs though right? I was a Taurus, but on the cusp. Now I am just a Taurus ( used to read Gemini for fun…but they lied to me!!)
I think its an Earth sign…
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
I think they are both considered water signs. I really don’t take much stock in it either way. I would just read my horoscope for fun.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Taurus is Earth, Gemini is Air. it rotates through the 4 elements. Air is Gemini, Aquarius and Libra, for example.
yes, i read horoscopes too many times during my teenage years.
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Astrological Signs
are nothing but pseudo-science hokum.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
i am in love with that show
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
two things won my eternal devotion
1) Klingon boggle
2) rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock (who DIDN’T that win over?)
Is it bad that I know Sheldon almost always pronounces his Klingon words wrong? Immagonna go with “no.”
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
You are not alone here at NM…a bunch of BBT fans here.
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
I would have to kill Sheldon though if I lived with him.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
You would never have gotten past the screening process.
I love how the elevator is still not fixed…and how it was wrecked. Joyce Kim gave up her mission rather than be around Sheldon Cooper!
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
I loved the episode where they showed how the elevator broke.
My favorite line is still “Bitches be crazy”
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
It was intentional
and it is a wonderful show.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Thank You
Still not keeping track of those pluses though eh?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
No I don't
cause no one is keeping track.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 3, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
you got me there
but believe you me, there would be a lot of categories, given that I make them up as I go…
i was Gemini
now i’m surprisingly Taurus. but i match lots of the Gemini characteristics…..
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Haha.. I’ve always been curious. Can you teach me what you know about a Pisces? I was and still am a Pisces!
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Got the call to the big leagues!
no idea about Pisces
but findyourfate.com has in-depth descriptions of each sign.
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
When the moon
is in the seventh house…
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Erroneous
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Wrong
Its November, for realsies.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, November-December makes sense as a kid. Jeez.
It’s May-June-July, obviously.
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June is best
having a birthday closer to December is having 2 big batches of presents super-close together, then not having anything else for the rest of the year.
with a June birthday, i can get winter clothes at Christmas and summer clothes for my birthday, my present loads are every 6 months :)
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Funny/sad story
For 12 years of school, Grade 1 to Grade 12, I would always get my report card on the day of (Nov 20) or the day after my birthday (Nov 21).
CC’s Parents: Happy birthday son! Lets see what you got here… oh a report card. Hmmmm…. A in English…. A in PE…. B in Math…. C-….C-…..C-…..C-
….
Well, we were going to give you a car but now you get a bag of hobo’s clothes.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
downside to my birthday
in middle school, our homeroom teacher would always celebrate the birthdays of kids in the class at the end of each month. for example, May birthdays would be celebrated on May 31st with the entire class getting cupcakes. June would always be skipped though, since the end of June was also the end of the school year.
my birthday is June 1st.
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
That blows
You should eat a lot of cupcakes now to make up for it.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Our school stopped announcing and celebrating birthdays because kids were constantly getting birthday beats…..
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
Our society
is degenerating.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
Happy Birthday :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
Thanks everyone!
I love you guys, my Canucks family!
Hugs for everyone!
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Happy birthday 3rd line center
As a present you’ll be getting some time on the first PP unit. Show ’em how its done sprite!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
first PP unit? Even CoHo only got second PP unit time.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
Sprite is special
she deserves it. CoHo is a pylon, we should trade him.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, I feel so special.
Gonna break out of my slump now for sure!
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Goalies beware
You’re about to get torched
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 1:39 AM PST up reply actions
copycat
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Several times!
Semi, Twitch and Bean all with the same prediction.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
ha!
i never bother reading others’ prediction
but, as they say, great minds…
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
My mind
was great first. Everyone’s just riding off it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
actually
look again, mine was first. :P neener neener neeeeeener
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Only if you lived before 1976.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
Hey now
I have no witty retort for that…it’s truth.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
3-2 Nucks - Bieksa
I was typing in my prediction and got to “3-2 Nucks – Edle” before realized my mistake. Then I cried a little.
no Jovocop.
sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
Jovo is out tonight after taking a hit last night. I’m guessing that means Michal Rozsival is in.
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
bahahah
awesome new commercial!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
and you know… every once in a while I still try to use the force. Just, y’know, to check if I’ve become a jedi overnight.
i'm with u
padawan…
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
OT: (facepalm)
walsha Allan Walsh
So Anderson Cooper with CNN film crew go wading into a hostile angry crowd in Cairo and get attacked. Shocking!
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
more
walsha Allan Walsh
For last 3 hrs, Breaking News on CNN is “exclusive+shocking” video of the angry crowd in square turning on Cooper. #selfinflictedstupidity
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
must be squid time
i hate how everything’s always going off topic here these days. :P
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
i plan on putting up some Squid tomorrow, for our day off.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
plus, this isn’t hockey-related.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
plus, i find it’s Squid time when i start finding too many links at once and put them in the comments, like last Saturday night.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
turn yer sarcasmometer back on
i was referencing the earlier thread.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
that was much harder to detect. my meter is broken, so don’t get too complicated on me please :)
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
we should institute a rule so that we can only talk about hockey on here – unless its a designated off-topic thread!!
;)
~~~~~~~~
Oh no
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
lol
stevenux: 1
Canuckles Sarcasmometer: 0
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Someone
Could make a killing selling sarcasmoters to NM members
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Lets make a pool
to get one for Missy
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
we made one last season
i should see if i can find it. it was awesome.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
i'm glad stacie and I can account for at least one entertaining topic here today
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
at first I thought they were serious
I was making a plan about what blog to join next.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
I
It’d be great if you can participate in one entertaining topic here everyday.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
It’s not like we’re Flames fans
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
this is entirely true
yet its the sort of thing that true Canucks Fans know. Maybe we are taking YOU over?
no no no
We’re not converting. We’re here for the conversation. We are just lovely guests borrowing the space for short periods of time.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
be my guest
at this point i would welcome that wholeheartedly.
I think my soul just died a little saying that.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions
step away from the light puppet
don’t convert – do I need to go get ahnfire to help?
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
relax
you don’t need to convert. just don’t rub it in our faces when the hawks pummel us to the ice……
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
I have never done that and never would - I'm a good guest.
Plus this year I don’t know if the Hawks have much pummel in them.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
I didn't bring it up...........
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
LOL
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
don't forget
that was also seen by many to be the Catalyst which has seen the Canucks only lose 4 games in regulation since. And that was quite some time ago.
so I should say you're welcome now?
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
don't worry about it
not even I see the point Canuckles is trying to make here…..
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Negatory. That win wasn’t the catalyst. The NM meetup was the catalyst. We have had discussions about this, and decided on such already.
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
Got the call to the big leagues!
TRUTH
VANGUY SPEAKS IT
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
yup
we wouldn’t have lost those four either, if chuckles wasn’t such a leave-early-lightweight.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Dude
I was so incredibly hungover
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, i know you haven’t. it’s just our one pet peeve.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
of course now
no amount of brainwashing would ever make me forget how utterly creepy the Children of the Corn twins are.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
post fail -- "of course NOT"
no amount of brainwashing will ever make me forget how utterly creepy the Children of the Corn twins are.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
Its OK ladies…we like how you bring up the general vibe around here. Guys on their smug and preening best…
Plus, we can all tell you are becoming Canuck fans by osmosis.
Its OK, I long ago admitted my , albeit lesser, fandom of the Hawks. The Canucks can be your next favorit-est team …for now…
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
I am one of those people that will watch hockey just because it’s hockey. The Flames and Leafs could be playing for the cup and I would watch.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
haha, same for me. if there’s a game on TSN or CBC that isn’t Canucks, and i’m bored at home, i’ll put it on.
hence most of my exposure to the Leafs.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Like that is going to happen
Would be the worst ratings too.
Too many would take it, quite rightly, as a Sign of the Apocalypse and head for the hills…
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
i've said it before
a Canucks-Leafs SCF’s would piss off the entire league. it would be hilarious!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
piss off the league? WHY?
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
they think two Canadian teams wouldn't get the attention of the American market
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
also due to the hatred for the two teams (especially from fans of the other 4 canadian teams)
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
"MEH" is all i have to say about that.
i’d fly to canada for the atmosphere in that case. or just drive, if the roads weren’t clogged with 5 feet of snow.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
well it could be a Heritage Classic game at some point
and I agree about the sign, but I think it would be more a sign of the Hockeyopalypse.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
The sad thing is, in Canada, T.O would probably get to host the Heritage Classic Game… ( much like 2 teams this year battling for 8th get one this year ).
Its not like the WC, where you have to be a good team to get a chance…
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
Same
My girlfriend doesn’t understand how I can watch Los Angeles vs Minny with such fervour.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Yep
I will seriously watch almost any hockey. Almost
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Almost. Not looking for a feed for Kazakstan and and Turmekistan from the Asian Games or anything…
But yeah… Though watching the Wild and Preds might give me pause. Those two teams could suck the excitement out of any game. Imagine them playing each other!
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
read my mind
right up there with Islanders-Panthers on the list of of games I’d want to watch least. I don’t think i’d even have a choice, i think my body would shut down after the 1st period in protest.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
The Grabner grudge match?
Both those teams have some good young guys, and play hard…and let their young guys play fun.
Trotz …not so much. Actually, I take it back…Wild are supposed to play more open now, and with Lemaire back behind the bench…Preds/Devils might do the same to me…
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
To be fair
The isles do have some quick, young players
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
you have good point, you two
fine, i’ll concede the “most boring match-up in hockey” contest.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
I heard
that Tavares kid is good.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
That's why I changed my sig
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Heh
I like this sig :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
yeah, i agree. pretty sweet.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
thanks!
a few of us were trying to get others to change their sigs in a similar fashion in protest, but not many posters there into it. So I’m now just a lone bitter bitch. w00t.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, most of us here are into movie/tv quotes, and stating our “roles” here at NM.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
you haven’t caught on yet, it seems. most of these roles are self-imposed as it is. look at all the sigs around here to see what i mean.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
if you ever want to, just go to your profile page, click on “edit profile”, and there’s a section there for putting a signature.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
well, you don’t need a role immediately, you can put anything there. it’s really easy to change your sig as well, so when inspiration comes you can change it in 1 minute.
for example, the That 70’s Show quote in my sig was added yesterday, replacing the Stewie Griffin one i had before.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Look!
Im the official black guy and first line center!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
/waves
I’m in charge of crossing the line and acting even younger than Chuckles is, even though I’m currently wearing a shirt older than him.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Did they have t-shirts back then?
Are you just wearing a burlap tunic?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Well, if you never lived through the Age of Disco…
You cannot possibly fathom some of the attire that they sold us as “shirts”…
But even an old metalhead had to go to the “source” if he wanted to meet the ladies…and even most discos would play a little AC/DC at rare times through the night
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
Mine
Was imposed on me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
W-w-w-w-what?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I took it away, then you demanded a return. So I did. Because I aim to please
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
I didn't
I said if it wasn’t on the sig, it wasn’t truth while you continued to give yourself LP status. :)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I remember
Differently
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Enlighten me, please.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You guys
need to go out already
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
He has a girlfriend? =/
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Semi, is this true?
Do you have a ladyfriend?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
Has been mentioned multiple times!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Oh my
She at Queens too?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
Sometimes it’s worth having a Facebook account, like when you see this in your feed.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/
good god
wtf was that? i was evermore scarred at the trou drop
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
That was legendary
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like
HE’S USING HYPNOSIS is almost destined to become an internet meme.
by Passive Voice on Feb 2, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Get on it, PV
and make it a sensation.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
HE'S USING HYPNOSIS
IS THAT AN ILLEGAL MOVE?
In the same vein as the Shiny Ponyta. Well done Shifty.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
OT: I love this man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0XH7acSQJ4&feature=related
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 2:00 PM PST reply actions
My play count for that album is way higher than it should be. “Conversations with Inanimate Objects” is so win.
Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/
The Pepsi bit
is so win.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Hilariousssss
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
3-1 Nucks
Kes FTW
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
The yoosh
4-2, Ryan Kesler FTW.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
we only need 12 more wins to guarantee a playoff spot!!!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
Yikes
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
actually go ahead and keep winning (except for this Friday)
The more teams you beat the higher we can rise in the standings. Whip them, whip them all.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
So we just need to match a 9 – 20 – 2 run which is the worst we could do and probably still make the 8th seed.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
Canucks 3-1
Raymond’s turn dammit.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
rookie's play
I agree, Tanev’s been a nice surprise. While he looked a little shakey his first game, he’s calmed since, and looks very composed. He’s a real smooth skater, has great vision, and can hit the tape all the time. Most importantly, he’s been avoiding bad decisions like trying to force a play. Defense is mostly about playing the percentages, and hee’s made good judgement calls so far.
Since the Province asked…what do you do with him once Alberts and/or Rome is healthy?
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll take AA’s experience and size over Tanev
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
I keep him over Rome, and spot in Alberts and him.
Rome would get snapped up in any waiver sitch though…so Tanev may end up going down again…but he should not
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
Sean is displeased by your lack of faith . I see where you’re going, but Tanev hasn’t even played one full season in the AHL yet. I can see him with more seasoning in the AHL, although he’s played competently enough in the big leagues.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
Best guy is supposed to play right?
Even skinny. Even young, even with the possibility of him going back to the AHL cuz they can…
Tanev just does not make big mistakes. How many times did he slip a hit, or take one last night to make the perfect pass?
I may be displaying an inordinate amount of love for his play, but the kid just is so coldblooded, yet smart, you wonder if he has a pulse back there.
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
He is the Mr. Goodkat
of the Canucks.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
3-1 Phoenix, Briere.
I don’t care. I’m going to numbskull my way through the season until we lose.
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NUMBSKULL reverse psychology
IS STILL NUMBSKULL,
YOU NUMBSKULL!
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
Briere? ahahaha
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Briere
doesn’t even play for the Yotes!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
which would make it all the more impressive
wouldn’t you say?
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Mind
blown.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
it's
what I do.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
haha.. I was in a rush to go home. Shittt. what the fuck is wrong with me.
haha.. I was in a rush to go home. Shittt. what the fuck is wrong with me.If I have to blame something, I blame Sean for not listing the Hot or Not list. I meant Doan. Really, that’s what it says up there.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
i was leaning towards calling a Phoenix win as well.
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I'm torn
this is a hard game to watch for me. :/
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ā„Canucks ā„ ā„Coyotesā„
Canucks to win 5-0 dank with gwg
by Pompey Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 2:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions
KABOOM!
This guy is almost better than Ballard at hip checks
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
3-1 Canucks, Kes
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
well we're on the same wavelength
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Ahaha, suck it Subban
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
3-2 Keslord
Oh, and the Canucks also win.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Not sure if it’s been posted on NM, but Welly’s first goal as a Shark was pretty nice. Two shots out of mid air on it.
Sweet hands! Thanks for the link
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
i think he's been a really good sport about all the fat jokes
considering he went and got himself in shape and all, it’s the reputation that will never go away. Kind like if Sean Avery went to work for the Red Cross, I’d still think of him as a dick.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
i have to admit it was pretty sweet
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Interested to see how Tambellini and Hodgson will play together. Not exactly the “gritty” fourth line we said we needed this summer, but Tamby should bring Cody’s energy up and they might prove o be a hard fourth line to play against
amazing
@reidder
Kristin Reid
Outside Jobbing.com Arena Canuck jerseys outnumbering Coyotes 10 to 1. With the siblings and Whitecaps FC here its basically a home game
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LOL
Even that sweet Kristen takes a subtle shot ay Gary’s Yotes…
hahahahahahahaha
Nuckās Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11
Well done Kristen
I really like that chick.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
5-1 Nucks
THE LORD with the GWG.
PLAYOFFS!!1
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:30 PM PST reply actions
What the hell is happening in Ottawa? Is it the 2012 all star game already? 5 goals in the first 15 mins
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I don’t understand the words you just wrote
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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What?
Kovalev is pure fail and I can’t wait till I no longer have to see his lazy ass descecrate a Sens jersey.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
He’ll probably be gone by the trade deadline.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
Who the hell
Is going to take him??
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Holy fuck
You don’t know how happy I’d be to see that happen. But like Semi says, who would take him?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe they can get rid
of Gonch too.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions
the contract’s over this year.. right?
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Got the call to the big leagues!
Nope
2 more years for Gonch, 5.5 mill, NTC (Can give 10 teams).
Fuck you Bryan Murray. Fuck you and I’ll fucking see you in hell.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
He has run Ottawa into the ground, the idiot.
Jesus fuck this is how Leafs fans must feel about JFJ
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 1:40 AM PST up reply actions
i should get moving.
class ended 40 minutes ago, and i was just going to check the site for the 5 minutes before the bus went by. now, the bus is 20 minutes long, and i need to stop by home before going to Michael’s for dinner at 6:00 and the game……
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
didn’t realize you meant Burrows at first there…..
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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti
ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURROWS
WOO
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
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