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The Sedinery. Sometimes its a simple back pass from Henrik to Daniel. Sometimes its a stretch pass from Daniel to Henrik. Sometimes its a quadruple OT and Dank goes around the back of the net and passes to Hank in the slot to win game 1 of the playoff series against Dallas. Sometimes its Henrik setting up Alex Motherfucking Burrows in the slot. Hell, sometimes it pisses you off because the passes get picked off.

And then there are instances like this. Sauve with the great individual effort to get it to Dank. Dank to Burrows, cross ice. Alex Motherfucking Burrows back to Dank. Dank to Captain Hank who puts it into the wide open net.

AND THAT'S HOW ITS DONE, FOLKS.

On to the next one.

over 1 year ago Vancouver_canucks_v_toronto_maple_leafs_2yuqudnpsdkl_tiny Chuckles Canuckles 30 comments 3 recs  | 

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by ShiftySC on Feb 20, 2011 1:08 AM PST reply actions  

They got a million ways to get it.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 20, 2011 2:01 AM PST reply actions  

CHOOSE ONE

BRING IT BACK

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 20, 2011 2:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Now double donations and make ’em stack.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Robidas'

reaction to that goal was pretty funny. He’s on his ass as the puck goes in, then slams his stick in disgust.

by Temujin on Feb 20, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

lol yeah. He’s pointing at Henrik hoping for someone to take him but there’s nobody there.

by marcness52 on Feb 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how Sauve makes the play then immediately goes off. I wonder if he even saw them score after he set them up.

by marcness52 on Feb 20, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

What a beauty!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 20, 2011 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

The crowd’s reaction was priceless. It was like 20,000 holy shits all at the same time

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 20, 2011 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

Sean, do you have any control over user accounts beyond bans and whatnot? My account is unfortunately registered through Yahoo, so I can’t login for mobile commenting due to third party cookies not working on my phone. Can you make any change there? Or even delete my account so I can re-register properly with the same name?

Nucks Misconduct is nothing without my on-the-go opinions, as you know.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 20, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

check your email.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 20, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was originally gonna be at last night's game

But in the end I cancelled my weekend trip to Vancouver after the future Mrs. Beantown came out here for a week instead. So gave my tickets to my ’rents… they thoroughly enjoyed themselves!

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 20, 2011 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

YOU FOOL

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 20, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hockey > a future Mrs. Beantown? I disagree CC.

Next time, bring her WITH YOU!!!

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 21, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

well she had a week off

so came to visit me in new york
hence i cancelled my plan to come to vancouver for the long weekend
only i had already bought the ticket! Anyway, it was the first game of the season for my parents, so they really enjoyed themselves. Beantown’s mom is a huge Burrows fan, you should appreciate that CC.

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 21, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I do appreciate that

You picked a girl with some awesome parents.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well her parents are cool

but i was talking about MY parents above… reading fail.

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 22, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck

thats what I get for trying to take notes in lecture while being on NM

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 22, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What a mouthful

Did we ever call Burrows, “Bank”?

Dank to Bank to Dank to Hank he Scores!

by jluglue on Feb 21, 2011 12:09 AM PST reply actions  

Sometimes

But Alexandre Motherfucking Burrows is his proper name.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

that or

Mr. Everything

both are perfectly acceptable and encouraged

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 21, 2011 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I know we call him those.

But it doesn’t rhyme………………

by jluglue on Feb 21, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i tried to start that

last season…nobody bought in. There was also tank, jank, gank and steve bernier was stank.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 23, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Why is Sauve called a “second-effort extraordinaire”?

Who’s called him that outside of Weekes?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 21, 2011 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

it’s Weekes who talks about “efforts”.

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by missy on Feb 21, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

LOOK AT THE SECOND EFFORT

BY RYAN BURROWS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Burr

Has a brother?? Why is he not signed and playing!!?!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 21, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

We're working on a multi year deal

with him right now

Morrow on Twins: (shakes head) "You know what they're going to do and you still can't do anything about it"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 21, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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