The Vancouver Canucks D: A Comedy (Nucks-Preds Game Thread)
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 17, 2011 4:04 PM PST
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PrintEd. Note: This was a thoughtful and comedic FanPost created by Beantown earlier today. It sums up my thoughts and is very well done! All it needs is.....
Canucks injury squad starting d-men:
Edler-Ballard
Hamhuis-Bieksa
Alberts-Sweatt
...with Baumgartner as a 7th man
Canucks actual starting d-men:
Ehrhoff-Rome
Salo-Sauve
Tanev-Oberg
Some fun facts:
THE BAD
1. 5 of the 7 d-men on our starting roster, and 2 potential callups, are injured
2. Ehrhoff has played more NHL games this season than the other 5 d-men who will dress for the canucks tonight COMBINED
3. Aaron Rome is the second highest scoring d-man on our roster right now... with 3 points (all assists)... no d-man on our current roster other than Ehrhoff has scored this season!
THE GOOD
1. All of our top 6 d-men are projected to return before the playoffs.
2. We're still 1st place in the league, and better yet first place in our conference by 9 points, and even more better yet, 15 points in first place in our division (with two games in hand)... bitches.
THE UGLY
1. Ben Kuzma. Dude tweeted that 'nucks had gotten white... then when he's wrong, deletes his tweet and makes no apology. One day later, dude tweets that he had talked to Bieksa's agent and that Bieksa will play tonight. Deletes that tweet and makes no apology. Kuzma has the journalistic integrity of Eklund! He now officially overtakes Gallagher for the number spot on the Vancouver Province list of "Seriously??? That guy?"
ENEMY TERRITORY GAME THREAD: On The Forecheck
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Honestly
if they made a movie about a hockey team and they wrote that they had this many injuries people would leave the movie early complaining about how the movie was completely unrealistic.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
True say
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I might use this as the game thread later. maybe I’ll add an ambulance gif to the post. What do you think? That or a picture of Rome with the Norris Trophy :)
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
Rome with a Norris Trophy
hahahaha that’s TOO unrealistic, even for our struggles
see what I did there Sean?
Man, I’m going to be so smug when we win this game without BC boy and trade bait, Shea Weber.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
I am going to preen
all over their faces.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
Uh that’s not what I thought preening meant.
/goes to get dictionary and remembers to stay away from urban dictionary
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Sean, this one's for you: You can always tell a Milford man
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
thank you! And…WIN!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
So I'm at the game
Just took my seats, go canuckers go, please salo please, don’t get hurt
A Canadian American revolution
by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 4:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Feed
If you need, here’s a feed: http://atdhenet.tv/34196/watch-vancouver-canucks-vs-nashville-predators
Thought it was Mancouver Moonucks.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Not sure how many will appreciate what she does…. That deserves a rec in my humble opinion.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Feb 17, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
The cuteness is under-appreciated in this community…. Or it might just be an Asian thing.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 18, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
So who's got who for the "Canucks D-Men Injury Pool" and what injury?
Dibs on Sami with a groin injury.
Poutine & Meatballs
Aaron Rome spontaneously combusts.
Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.
Was he ever the drummer
for Spinal Tap?
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Definitely not a sellout
But their fans sure are passionate
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 5:08 PM PST via mobile reply actions
It would be smart
if our players stopped blocking shots for a while. Let Luongo handle them.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions
it looked scary
A Canadian American revolution
by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 5:15 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I am here
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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And suddenly you and Luongo change bodies…….Now!
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
shit!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Can I ask a question?
Why isn’t the camera guy following the puck? I thought that was pretty standard operating procedure?
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:17 PM PST reply actions
Maybe he was injured
And it’s a callup
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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So I followed a link on Twitter
that told me I could watch TWU vs Regina playing women’s volleyball. And the stream won’t work for me. What a massive let down.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions
hahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Fisher already hurt, heading to dressing room.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
“Not the face!!!”
-Carrie Underwood
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He has his own dresson room. Gold star on it says Mr. Underwood.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Whenever I see his wife
I start carrying under wood as well.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha
Hope you don’t have sweatpants on
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I am the only one here now
I don’t even have pants on.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
Disgusting
They just played chelsea dagger
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST via mobile reply actions
in Nashville?
don’t they also have nightmares about it?
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
Their theme song when the team comes out is thunder struck by acdc, the lightning don’t use it?
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 5:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
well, what i mean is that Nashville and Chicago are division rivals that faced each other in the first round last year.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
I know
Surprising that the fans wouldn’t hate that song the same way. I guess if people aren’t really watching the games they aren’t going to notice.
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions
well they were booing the song in Nashville
the tv just cut away.
I’m sure they feels the same way you guys do about the Dagger. :)
I love that song
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Always puts a smile on my face
Or lets me know someone is calling my cell phone!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Hey!
That was the same music we used in warm ups in minor hockey!
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
pretty much every single north-american sports team has used it.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
and...
Is your point that we shouldn’t have used it for our warm up? Or that I shouldn’t have shared my memory that i was sure other people shared?
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
I've got the perfect slogna for the Preds
The Nashville Predators. Icing 4 3rd lines since 1997.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions
Sauve with the hip check!!!??
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Yup. Still a little bit of Ballard left on the team.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I rescind. Not really a hip check.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Baby steps
Baby steps
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Not too bad so far. Both teams protecting their own end pretty well…(TWSS)….and the kids look OK.
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Drink our beer and you will have lots of sex because women will find you irresistible?
That message? ;-)
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
just checked the OTF thread
they don’t get an American feed at all, have to stream our Canadian one.
they love the Tim Horton’s commercials.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
what’s this? a PP?
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
Dear Mr Hornqvist. It WAS slashing, and he yelled at you because you stood there showing him up.
Don’t pout.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
Beat these mouth breathers please!
As a bonus, making Erat cry would be a bonus!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST reply actions
wow, SOB doesn’t seem to like Sammy anymore….
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
Shane..c’mon man. He is allowed to go to the net right?
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Anyone else notice
Kesler changing his faceoff style to be more like Money with the low stick grrab?
This PP is not so great
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Evening all
A PP goal here near the end of the period would be great. If it’s no trouble, Canucks.
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and another PP!
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
thanks Twins.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
That was a questionable call...
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Naaah…it was a penalty. He took a guy down on a scoring chance. Those usually get called.
You listening to the guys in the rink? They saw it from the other side like Cheech said.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
(I’m just glad we get more than one this game! )
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
Why? They could have called at least two others that period. Manny was tripped along the boards, and Tamby got a stick in the mouth from #8.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
*could have
but didn’t. Not saying it’s an excuse not to win, but the Canucks have gotten the short end of the penalty calls the last few games.
Now that is true. I like how they are skating this game though.
Hopefully it will pay off with a goal here in the 47 seconds we start with a power play!
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okay, i need to make dinner. back in 20ish.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
Nice defensive play by Dank
Maybe we should throw him on the blue line for a few weeks?
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I can't wait to get out of work and get home
so I can comment more on this thread. I am nearing 10,000 comments on NM.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:49 PM PST reply actions
I was hoping for a key chain
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
You know what they say...
… about a man with 10,000 NM comments!
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
Hell, I had 3000 and got troll raped for it.
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i crossed the 24,000 mark at some point yesterday or today.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
yeah, i know. he’s ridiculous.
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
Was just
Going to mention that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Ha. That was funny, though.
Mostly cuz it happened to you and not me.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I'm OK with it.
Counselling is going well.
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Just got back. So uh, has it been an exciting game?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
Was
Gigli a good movie?
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know
Never saw it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I think the joke was that he was at Gigli.
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
So… no? I haven’t heard of that movie, but I’ll assume the worst.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
Ben Affleck
and J Lo?? You never heard of it
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
…J Lo does movies? And I know that one movie Ben Affleck did, Good Will Hunting.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
Rather see FU sweden on the point over Mayray.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Yeah no kidding
MayRay on the point = queasiness
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Really G&M?
This is an actual headline for an article in the Globe and Mail about the Heritage Classic:
Players think outdoor game is kind of cool
Uh… “kind of cool?” I kind of expect better headline writing from a national newspaper.
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That was weird.
When I read G&M I honestly thought “Gasticks and Matcholine.”
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Oh yeah, that would be understandable. Especially as the headline is about a Flames game. But I don’t imagine that G&M (the blog) lets 5 year-olds write its headlines.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
Uh
Yeah, I just re-read what you wrote. I may have slight dyslexia considering that I completely missed the point (/hilarity) of your statement.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions
and that is
Some quality Headlining right there
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I hope its news section doesn’t use the same headline writer, or we’ll see stuff like:
Obama thinks regime change in Egypt is kind of cool
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions
Good goaltending by lou, but is it just me our does anybody else gets scared when he handles the puck?
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 5:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Shitty day, shitty day, hockey and vodka, take it away.
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Hockey only works
if the Canucks blow out the preds. That is exceedingly unlikely, since they are a good team.
Vodka, on the other hand, always works.
Section, is that you??
@sportsnetmurph
Dan Murphy
Unfortunately for me, no sighting of Miss Underwood at the Arena yet. Maybe she forgot that I was going to be here.
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Jouez!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Allez les blancs!
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
Erhoff gonna see 30 mins tonight?
Shove it in your addendum.
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I worry about that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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The Nucks aren’t playing the trap. I’ve seen three forecheckers a few times.
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Don't tell OtF the Preds trap
That is like throwing a grenade in there, on second thought……………………………………
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
Also mention Pekker Rhinne is not very good, and always sucks in the playoffs
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, that was quite a few d-zone giveaways.
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Now that’s the biggest problem with being down all our best D men. We need the forwards to support the puck deep into our zone
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Whoah whoah
Sami SALO dodged a hit and the OTHER guy got injured??? This is bizzaro world
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I think I am going to cobble together
some sort of dinner involving perogies and fries.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:08 PM PST reply actions
Aren’t perogies typically stuffed with potatoes and fried?
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
I never said
it was the most dangerous combination. It’s like redneck fusion. Potatoes with other potatoes.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
You should cook it in vodka.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
I'm a recovering alcoholic
so I tend to skip cooking with alcohol.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
No, it doesn’t. Although alcohol has a lower boiling point, it’s impossible to get rid of it all. It depends on the strength, volume, and cooking time.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
Also, I imagine there could be a problem of simply being around alcohol and smelling it. Doesn’t exactly set you up for success.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Ah
Sorry, didn’t know. Just going for the potato theme
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah I know
it’s not a big deal. I’ve been handling it pretty well so far.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
Good on ya, and I hope you’re able to keep it up.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Ironically I am going to say
cheers!!!
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
What is the joke threshold here? Is it like a “I would too if I listened to country music all day” or is it like a “I need another goal against like Section…”
Is it good natured like CC is with the racism?
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Yeah of course
have at me.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
starts planning furiously
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I eagerly await
what you come up with. TWSS?
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
On an unrelated note, thanks for the hotel recommendation. It wasn’t perfect, but it was a solid deal, a great location, and they had a jazz night while we were there.
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You are welcome
I can’t take credit for the jazz though. As much as I might want to.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Cobbling together
In honour of the canucks defense?
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You saying...
… that we should call Tanev and Sauve “Perogies and Fries”? It can be kinda like “Poutine and Meatballs” but not as clever. But in keeping with the “working with what we’ve got” theme…
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
finally finished making my dinner. sure looks like i didn’t miss too much….
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Sauve has got a shot!
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Now THAT is a weak call.
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uh...
what? Okay…
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Refs you suck.
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They might have a point on this one.
Shove it in your addendum.
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A more polite version of the traditional “Bullllllllshiiiiiiit” chant
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, Haha
For some reason I thought they were saying “Sedins suck”
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
The fans are right
the refs DO suck. But not as much as our PP tonight.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:15 PM PST reply actions
Roger that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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The PP has been looking off. It seems like they’re standing still more than they do when they’re clicking.
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Yeah
They aren’t moving it around. I get mad when they stand still because they suck when they stand still
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Well, the other team is #2 at killing penalties, and has not let a PP goal be scored the last 6 games…
Just sayin’…
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Yeah, they were playing it well, but I also meant over the last few games. Then again, the Sedins haven’t been their dominant selves recently, either.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
I wish
That our ongoing defensive hospitalizations did not coincide with the Sedins cooling off the past few games.
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I think some of that has to do with a lack of a breakout from their own zone
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly what I was thinking. But I’d rather have them take their time than rush it.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I think that’s the single biggest problem with all these rookie D. At least the thing that will be most obvious.
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah true. But even when they’re cycling and/or on the PP it doesn’t feel like they’re that effective. I’m sure they’ll bust out of it soon. Just could use a few goals right now.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
I get the feeling this is going to be a 2-1 or 1-0 game
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I was thinking 0-0 after OT. Don’t know why, b/c I know it’s unlikely – just a gut feeling.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
Man the Preds
are taking a beating tonight. Maybe the curse has moved on to them? Are we free now??
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:22 PM PST reply actions
puck in the face.
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DOH!
Accidental post, sorry.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
In case you were all wondering
that link I had to watch university girls play volleyball in spandex is now working.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:24 PM PST reply actions
haha
so you going to share then?
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You are welcome
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
I am not really interested in
who is playing and who wins to be completely honest.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Sean.Use that ambulance picture in more games.
Seems to be working so far.
(Note ; no one wishes injuries on people in reality…just having some fun! )
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Sullivan
Hope that no fan makes fun of him for taking that puck in the face. ’Cause we know how that will turn out.
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That was gold
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Might be the best case of hockey karma ever.
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oh look
a goal was scored!
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Fuck!!!! Erat always does this shit to us.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Not just you
He is the vain of our existence vs these assholes!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Well…that wasn’t Lui’s fault. Hank has to get his stick there!
Maybe it will open it up for the Canucks offense!
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G Damn
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It's like a
Nazi youth rally in that building. How do they shout in unison like that?
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:30 PM PST reply actions
it is impressive
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Everybody is chanting
luongo you suck……ignorant hillbillies
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 6:30 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I’m feeling like we’re boned in this game
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Shouldn’t be with the number of PPs they’ve gotten.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
PP seems afraid to use the points properly.
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and another PP.
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DANK!!!!
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DAMMIT SPOILERS
I AM SO FAR BEHIND
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Dank!!
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST via mobile reply actions
W
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST reply actions
that was a quick comeback.
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T
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST reply actions
F?????
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:37 PM PST reply actions
YES!
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YEAH DANIEL
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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WTF was that!
Tanev did all he could there. Rome just forgot how to skate a sec.
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I was cheering so loud
Now I look like an ass…….seriously…….. :(
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 6:38 PM PST via mobile reply actions
My stream is about 2 minutes behind you guys. This is so weird.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
me too
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the two goals were 7 seconds apart.
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You guys were easily talking about the 2nd goal before I saw the 1st one. And that includes the replays in between, so it’s more than 7 seconds apart.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
OH WTF
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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WTF
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and another.
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FCK FUCK
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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we need this intermission. badly.
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Wow…Canucks just fell asleep the last couple minutes
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oh fuck
ERRORHOFF
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Well if he gets injured, that might make Rome our #1 according to TOI tonight.
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by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
weak ass clear attempt
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Sheesh
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They play the mighty ducks song
After every goal…..wtf…..hillbillies
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 6:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Come on man
Let’s not be insulting
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I live in the area too
it’s all good, this arena does have great atmosphere
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 6:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Whowever shot that should be given an unsportsmanlike.
Dumont should be in the box. That is way after the whistle.
Ref probably thinks he has done us enough favors though
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That is chicken shit hockey
hope someone pounds his face in.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
NEW OLD SPICE!
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They do not really care tonight. And I was really hoping everyone would come up trying to light a fire with all the injuries
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But that's not how it...
Oh well, you asked for it.
Rosie Hussein rates that period a hairy 3/10.
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by ShiftySC on Feb 17, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for the shrinkage, Shifty.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I googled “rosie o’donnell saddam” because I recalled the NM crowd’s reaction.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
Canucks have 27 shots over these two periods. Doesn’t seem like it though.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
I think I am going to play some NHL 11 to take the pain away
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Don’t forget to stock up on Dmen. Because 8 is obviously not enough.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Wasn't that a TV show?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
2 of them
Already got injured in the first couple games of my playoffs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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So it is
A very accurate simulation
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I just bought tickets to the Nucks-Wings game (March 23 in Detroit).
I hope the team is healthy by then and we get a great game.
Poutine & Meatballs
I hope Detroit hasn’t been swallowed up by then. Shit hole of a city.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I hear there’s worse.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/The-11-Most-Dangerous-usnews-1262959588.html?x=0
"We are all Hamhuis"
That’s only because there is nobody left in Detroit. It looks like I Am Legend. Woodward Street is almost boarded up entirely.
Shove it in your addendum.
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Used to have over 3M in Chicago
Not it is like 2.5M
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
It was cool going to Joe Lou, but the city itself was a real eye opener.
Shove it in your addendum.
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The Pot Holes
Burning piles of tires
or the Car Dealerships offering bullet proof glass as an option?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
I'll god with D
Drive though at 100mph (160 km/h) stop for nothing and take the tunnel/bridge into Windsor and the QEII to Toronto.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
Metro area is still 10 million though
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
The South-West to North-West Burbs are fine
I grew up in the NW ones
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
So… the western suburbs?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions
Keep arcing around more north and south, than just west.
Basically stay off of I-94 and I-57 and Indiana
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 17, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
god I hope so
Or else it’s going to be a slaughter, and not the good kind
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malhotra does have 5 shots already
A Canadian American revolution
by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 6:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions
wtf?
did Telus just use the soundtrack from Spaceballs in that ad???
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
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"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady
I heard it too
I was in the other room and suddenly it was like….spaceballs?
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
it was just on again.
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If only the world had ended
after that goal.
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 6:53 PM PST reply actions
This ’94 feature is making me happy and sad at the same time.
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Such a sick shot by Greg Adams
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Look at all the room
he had to shoot at.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
C’mon put the biscuit in the basket!!
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 17, 2011 6:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Let's see what they've got!
JOUEZZ
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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ahahaha
i know that tune!
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Geting out shot
when trailing. Great plan.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 7:07 PM PST reply actions
Rope a Dope. Got em right where we want em…
Shove it in your addendum.
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The two goal lead, most dangerous score in hockey!
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
We can barely get the puck out of our zone
so I am assuming right where we want them is in our zone?
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
btw
awesome address over at Otf.
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Apparently
It’s Play-like-a-rookie night for the Canucks
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Cause they are all rookies?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
and another pp.
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Never understood players
from any team who complain about a high stick. Unless that wasn’t your stick go sit down.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions
See, what is Wilson complaining about there?
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Im here
all Ive seen so far is that we’re playing like shit.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:12 PM PST reply actions
So you've seen everything
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Feb 17, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
have we been terrible
for the whole game?
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
pretty much, yeah. we had 7 seconds of hope.
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LOL
Yeah, sad but true.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
That’s what I keep yelling!
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 7:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
This is the worst I can remember the Canucks playing in a very long time.
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We have been pretty spoiled this year.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
Very true. I still remember, though I try to forget, the late-90s when this kind of debacle was a nightly occurrence. So I am very grateful for this year’s squad!
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 17, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
They do seem to be fighting the puck tonight.
Sedins just a little…off. Salo should have had an empty netter, Hank has an empty net on the PP and it goes over his stick…
Some days its just not your time.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. "Ballard has been improving pretty well," said Hennning and Lee (Sweatt) is in the same boat." See, its not ALL bad. Nucks defense isn't cursed, I tells ya!
Great pinch by Sauve…and Sammy just waits a sec too long.
Just…off.
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Damn you Mr. Carrie Underwood
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 17, 2011 7:18 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Blasthoff
playing like he’s fucking drunk again…. did Rome make a giveaway that caused Fish’ goal?
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions
Rome fell down like he was Hordichuck.
Shove it in your addendum.
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OH GOD
Its a good thing I didn’t see it, I would have lost my shit.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
The Canucks are playing like shit
pure shit.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:22 PM PST reply actions
First time I’ve noticed MayRay all night
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we need to get back to Van.
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We need to go back
to having NHL defenseman.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
Its more than half AHLers
I have low expectations for this D group.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
Comeback not happening this time...
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well, if we could just get 1 more Canucks goal, it will at least get me another point for the SPW.
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ERRORHOFF
YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST reply actions
Good fucking lord
of all the defensemen on the roster, how is Errorhoff the one who doesn’t get injured???#$
%#Y^$@6gyv
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Errorhoff
is high on meth.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST reply actions
Lu leaves net, but Hoff ruins it by going offside.
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Story of the night
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His play
has been a comedy of defensive errors.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
Hoff AND the Sedins both having tough games. Just fighting the puck.
Though part of that is this shitty ice tonight.
Still.
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Canucks just try to play too cute
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions
WOW
FUCK YOU BLASTHOFF
FUCK YOU
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions
I know who your favorite player is, lol
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 7:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Its pretty
obvious.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
there we go
Hoff to the box. he can stay there for the rest of the game.
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Blasthoff
…. I have no words to describe your fail.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:30 PM PST reply actions
Thats appropriate for Hoff.
His worst game of the year.
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By far
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
I am not going to crucify him though.
Guys a good player. Just had a bad game. Same as the Twins, who also had a bad game.
3 games in 4 nights does not help either.
Funny thing is. A post, couple chance that could easily have gone in…
Meh
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That post by ehrhoff in that last pp, could have changed the game, did the sedin’s even play?
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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Feb 17, 2011 7:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
No kidding, how is it Hoff and Rome looked like rookies too
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Nice work Ehrhoff!!
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OMFG
how stupid is this guy? Good fucking christ, I actually WANT him to get an injury now.
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ERRORHOFF
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:32 PM PST reply actions
i have a theme for tomorrow’s Squid.
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Please let the only positive thing involve spaceballs
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
Well we knew games like this would happen. Let’s hope AV rips them a new one after this one. No one gave one ounce of shit tonight
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I don’t see how giving them crap is gonna make things better.
Just re-focus, practice and prepare for the next one.
Poutine & Meatballs
Ehrhoff deserves crap right now.
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Maybe just Hoff then
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Jamie Chung from the movie SuckerPunch! rated that period 0/10 and tells Errorhoff to go fuck himself
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:33 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I think the Rossein picture was more appropriate for this game.
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
btw, just noticed that Salo was wearing Bieksa’s A.
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He wore the A last year
when Mitch was injured.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
laaaaaame
That was a terrible game. Ah well, let’s get ’em on Saturday. Catch you fine folks later.
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Game 59 Away Game 30, 0 points
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 17, 2011 7:35 PM PST via mobile reply actions
That was a stinker
Errorhoff REALLY pissed me off tonight. I don’t think the guys capable of the minutes he’s getting – it’s leading to incredibly sloppy play.
Nashville outplayed us and they deserved the win.
Blasthoff
played like it was Oktoberfest.
You do it to yourself, just you. You and no one else, you do it to yourself.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:37 PM PST reply actions
Yep
You can’t fault them too much. But I will fault the “best” D for playing like he was trying to get sent down to the ECHL
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That was the odd thing, Erhoff and Rome played the worst.
by Canuckelhead on Feb 17, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Rome wasn't terrible
he made one dumb mistake, it cost us a goal.
Errorhoff was off the entire night in his strange bizarro world.
And even then
It looked he lost an edge and just fell. Sometimes that happens.
Hoff on the other just didn’t seem like he was in it. That weak ass clearing attempt before one of the goals…trying to float in with the puck, that stupid penalty at the end of the game…
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Think they logged too many minutes and buckled a little.
Not like there is really another option though. I’m fine letting this one go.
It can get tossed in with the “slump” so many were worried about last month.
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Blasthoff
his defensive blunders tonight were beyond anything Ive ever seen from him.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve seen as bad from him. When you can hold him to 18 minutes and have the other guys pick it up, it doesn’t seem so glaring.
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And
If you give him a solid partner to cover for him
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
That was the results I was expecting out of that game, but I was hoping for a bit more effort from the top guys. Maybe a little something to show the young guys they aren’t being hung out to dry
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Was hoping too. But to be fair, it’s the shittiest situation we’ve seen in a long time.
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I know
I was kind of hoping it will spark a little, je ne said quoi from the rest of the guys though. Something to rally around. Instead they pretty much took it like we are – “oh well, we’re probably going to lose this one”
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Think it will be tough for the next few weeks. Teams WILL zero in on our D. Slower breakouts will hurt our offense as well. Think we be trappin for a bit.
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If only we be rappin instead
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 17, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions
Minutes:
Ehroff: 27:13
Rome: 21:45
Salo: 19:03
Tanev: 18:06
Sauve: 16:59
Oberg: 9:05
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 17, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
i expected that Oberg wouldn’t get as much time as the others.
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even last year, though, when Oberg was called up for a few games, he only had that amount then too.
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The defense was very patchwork
Im not even angry about this game. Blasthoff’s drunken stumbling was irritating though.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:52 PM PST reply actions
Too many minutes. And I’m sure it is easy for teams to put extra pressure on him for awhile.
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Agreed
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He's not meant
To be a #1 guy
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I know I know
I miss having defenseman that play regularly in the NHL.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions
Which is great
For the PP. And also when you have other guys to cover his ass. But when left alone to do “real” defense on his own it’s not great
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It would be better if Salo could eat up more minutes, but he’s just getting back into it so we can’t give him the big minutes yet
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Never thought I would say….Thank God for Tanev. He doesn’t even have a penalty yet , does he?
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Yep
Even +/- and 0 PIM
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I don’t know. I don’t want him to play any more than 18-20 minutes. I wouldn’t want him to go down with an injury either.
With that many points in hand, I say you just bite the bultet, and ride Tanev, Oberg and Sauve harder, and give them more minutes than you really want to.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 17, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHV3tyNQ60
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 17, 2011 7:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
lol
rec’d for making fun of arcade fire fans. and hipsters. two of the least understandable life forms on earth.
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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 18, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
lol
thats pretty funny
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 18, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
ASTUTE COMMENT OF THE NIGHT
@Finatic8480: @sportsnetmurph if the nucks slump murph detroit will take that top spot
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Just saw that
oh gawd I can feel the bandwagon getting lighter.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 17, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Seems you couldn’t resist either ;)
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hahaha
I was waffling, but when I saw you go, I went
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and that’s why you need to be selective for who you follow on Twitter.
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Murph
retweeted it
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oh how lovely.
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On a bright note….don’t think anyone picked Spalding for the winner. If you did…get help.
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I shall console myself
By rewatching that progression Canucks video… I can see gandalf charging over the hill with Edler Hammer Ballard Alberts and Bieksa in tow!
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This sounds like a great photoshop idea
For when everyone comes back.
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Wow. Same idea. You’re just way more optimistic.
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Just think
How much more effective theyre going to be well rested.
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To play devil's advocate...
how rusty they’re going to be……
But I agree with you. Like Lu said, they’ll be well rested when they return.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 17, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
Huh quoi?
Anderson for Elliot? Colorado and Ottawa swap not so great goaltenders?
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Anderson better than Elliot or is Anderson’s last season just a flash in the pan.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 18, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
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