A big tip of the hat to Semi_Colon for creating these comical looks at the Western Conference standings. I hate to see it buried in the comments section somewhere so decided to front page it. Never hurts to point a middle finger at the Hawks either!
Nice work!
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Sean Zandberg
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hahahaha. Thanks Sean. Here's a bigger version since that one may be tough for some of the older posters to see ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I approve
the poo-coloured furniture though.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Never hurts to point a middle finger at the Hawks either!
No, it definitely doesn’t!
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For the record
That middle finger was directed at the Flames, as you can see we are breaking their hearts after that loss
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I thought it was a dagger through the heart to the Hawks
I guess your picture does double duty :)
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i assumed Flames
I thought Nucks fans hated the Flames more than the Hawks anyway?
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 14, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
not me.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 14, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
For sure
Over the last two years, definitely feeling the Hawks hate. But long term the Flames are still the most hated.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
I feel like Charlie Brown

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Sorry Stacie
I won’t direct anything like that at the Hawks fans, especially the cool ones like you and the rest of the SCH folks. Just the team which has done us in two years in a row.
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Gee thanks!
You know I am just kidding with you guys. I don’t expect to be here and get Hawks love. Just like you wouldn’t expect to go to SCH and have people gushing over how well the Canucks are doing.
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nah
just a little bitching about the refs from our last game together and of course the Lu jokes don’t seem to get old
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
no matter how well he is playing it just seems to be a hockey meme that won’t die over there
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hate to admit how well he's playing
but it seems to me one of his best years in (my) recent memory. Of course, i haven’t gone and looked his stats up or anything to back that up, but I may at some point when hockey isn’t making my head hurt.
My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.
by puppetmasterp on Feb 14, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Haha
I love these things. Good work again, Semi.
Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 14, 2011 3:23 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Second that
Frame it up!
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Nice work Semi
Only thing I don’t get is why you underlined the PAC division every time. Are you saying Dallas should watch out b/c the division is so close?
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yes
Also, all 5 of them could conceivable make the dance
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