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A big tip of the hat to Semi_Colon for creating these comical looks at the Western Conference standings. I hate to see it buried in the comments section somewhere so decided to front page it. Never hurts to point a middle finger at the Hawks either!
Nice work!

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hahahaha. Thanks Sean. Here's a bigger version since that one may be tough for some of the older posters to see ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks, junior.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Your hearts suck.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone’s a critic

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 15, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I approve

the poo-coloured furniture though.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Never hurts to point a middle finger at the Hawks either!

No, it definitely doesn’t!

Hey Blackhawks!
…………………./´¯/)
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………………./…./
…………./´¯/‘…’/´¯¯`·¸
………./‘/…/…./……./¨¯\
……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/‘…’)

by Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

For the record

That middle finger was directed at the Flames, as you can see we are breaking their hearts after that loss

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ok

Hey Flames and Blackhawks!
…………………./´¯/)
………………..,/¯../
………………./…./
…………./´¯/‘…’/´¯¯`·¸
………./‘/…/…./……./¨¯\
……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/‘…’)

by Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was a dagger through the heart to the Hawks

I guess your picture does double duty :)

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i assumed Flames

I thought Nucks fans hated the Flames more than the Hawks anyway?

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 14, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

not me.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 14, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

For sure

Over the last two years, definitely feeling the Hawks hate. But long term the Flames are still the most hated.

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like Charlie Brown

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry Stacie

I won’t direct anything like that at the Hawks fans, especially the cool ones like you and the rest of the SCH folks. Just the team which has done us in two years in a row.

:(

by Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Gee thanks!

You know I am just kidding with you guys. I don’t expect to be here and get Hawks love. Just like you wouldn’t expect to go to SCH and have people gushing over how well the Canucks are doing.

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no

but I would expect for them to be griping over it :P

by Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

just a little bitching about the refs from our last game together and of course the Lu jokes don’t seem to get old

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

but his kick ass season sure doesn’t

by Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

no matter how well he is playing it just seems to be a hockey meme that won’t die over there

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I can imagine

we have several here, so I say go for it!

by Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hate to admit how well he's playing

but it seems to me one of his best years in (my) recent memory. Of course, i haven’t gone and looked his stats up or anything to back that up, but I may at some point when hockey isn’t making my head hurt.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 14, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

I love these things. Good work again, Semi.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 14, 2011 3:23 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Second that

Frame it up!

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice work Semi

Only thing I don’t get is why you underlined the PAC division every time. Are you saying Dallas should watch out b/c the division is so close?

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

yes

Also, all 5 of them could conceivable make the dance

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I should probably draw the guy with some crutches and an arm sling next time

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

I SAY I SAY

JOLLY GOOD STANDINGS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

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