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Vancouver Canucks at St. Louis Blues, Feb 14, 2011 5:00 PM PST


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Vancouver Canucks
@ St. Louis Blues

Monday, Feb 14, 2011, 5:00 PM PST
Scottrade Center

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Another test awaits our shaken defense with a hungry Blues team who flatly need the two points more than we do (St. Louis is eight points back of the 8th seed). The Blues were ravaged by injuries earlier in the season, but now have almost their entire compliment of wingers and should provide an up-tempo test for rearguards with increased responsibility (Rome damn near had 20 minutes against Calgary). We'll see if AV aims to keep Salo under 20 minutes again.

Up front the top six are trucking along and, for a change, it's not the twins or Kesler leading the charge. Samuelsson is out of control (12 points in six games) and Burrows has the longest active point streak in the league in the last nine games (8 goals, 3 assists). Malhotra's line is still coming up short but still seems nonsensical to complain about it. The revamped fourth line barely saw the ice with Calgary, but the Blues are rather familiar with the penalty box, so those waiting to see what an ornery Oreskovich can do may get their wish. Oh and Raffi needs a hug (one shift in the third period against Calgary; it was only a matter of time before AV rained a shitstorm down on him).

That last loss Luongo suffered before his current 16-0-5 run? 3-2 to St. Louis on December 5th. Just saying.

You know a good Valentines Day gift? Plenty of hometown Boos in the Scottrade Center, perhaps a humble Halak being pulled before the third.

I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.

- Sin City

Mom always told me to make lists.

Go Canucks.

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Made me

fall in love with Carla Gugino all over again.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, who is Arcade Fire? People are funny.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

Going to keep OT until the game starts. Anyone interested in the results of tonight’s Jeopardy episode? Computer Versus The Best Contestants

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No

please do not spoil that.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t know what the results are either. I couldn’t find a stream, but I’m curious as to how it will go.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

love Sin City

awesome movie

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Alex Motherfucking Burrows is playing
imacVanSun Iain MacIntyre
Burrows handling usual warmup chores, dividing pucks ect. Very likely he’ll play, so Canucks will have full lineup.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Some lulz from Botch
BotchonCanucks Jason Botchford
Burrows will play, so the Canucks won’t have a short roster until Torres is benched

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

hey-o!

 I liked that.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon Botch’. Paper just ran an article about him trying too hard and putting pressure on himself.

So, by all means, pile on. Torres needs yo just relax and tune dat shit out though…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a link to that article? I can’t seem to find it.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Here ya go

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, I checked the province but I guess it slipped my eye.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bit of a dickish tweet from Botchford, imho

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

From the struggling 'Hawks:

Please dick-punch St. Louis for us.

Much obliged.

by transienthawk on Feb 14, 2011 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be sliding down a mountain, Yank?

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got back. About to do the hot tub to heal my wounds…

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 14, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope

there’s a tv at this hot tub.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds dangerous

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean IN it.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

if anyone has a working feed...

it would be much appreciated if they could post it

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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed, as I’m currently stuck using a radio stream.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't

find anything on adthe or justintv. Team 1040 it is, I guess.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Here ya go guys. Four links there. I chose “livefromstadium” and it works fine.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Johnny.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The real champions are the folks who do the streaming.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're on the hexsports one don't read the comments on the side

It’s making my eyes bleed, but it’s kind of like when you are flipping through channels and come across a show like Flavor of Love. You really don’t want to watch it, but the utter stupidity of what is happening stops you from changing the channel.

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hexsports

worked better for me than the “livefromstadium”

by Temujin on Feb 14, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the feed is good

just don’t get sucked into reading the comments on the side

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

and welcome aboard.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=&part=sports&discipline=icehockey

I recently found this, which is like atdhe in that in collects streams, but they don’t “rehost” them.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone know what channel the game is on?

by xX~OG~Xx on Feb 14, 2011 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

SNET-1, apparently.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

FRAK

SO CLOSE

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Fack

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

What the fuck

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Well

Better tie it up before the end of the first or we’re fucked

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

Goalie interference maybe?

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

went in before he fell into Luongo I think.

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Got the pad before the puck got there.

Too close to call maybe.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It went in before he fell on Luongo. As much as I hate to say it, it was a pretty good goal.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that

A 4 min highstick or something? I just tuned it

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

No, it was one of Ehrhoff’s brainfarts in the defensive zone

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

To think he’s going to be looking for a raise next season.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

a raise from coach to first class

on a plane out of town…

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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing Salo out there makes me happy.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

YES

CAPTAIN HANK

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

HANKY!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

CAPTAIN HANK!

Salo with first point of the season!

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Booyah Captain

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

Woo hoo

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

Hankieeeeee

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

LOL @ organ version of Cee-Lo’s F You

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

Nice set up, Crumbeen.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

Hanko, could to see him shoot there. And get it in.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

That wasn't a shot

It was a pass into the net

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

feed

it’s blurry but its the sportsnet feed
http://www.vodkasports.com/800+PM+ET+Vancouver+Canucks+vs+St+Louis+Blues-1833.htm

Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.

by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

and fuck.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

WTF LU!!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK

FUCK YOU LUIE

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

A:OUSIDhfnsA;U

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Well that backfired Lu

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

UUUUUUGGGGGGH

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Wow. Don’t play the puck again this game ok Lu?

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

what the fuck was luongo thinking

by xX~OG~Xx on Feb 14, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, I can play the puck…right?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If Brodeur can do it, I sure damn well can!

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit

That was the most brutal goalie play I have ever seen.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Uh

Remember Auld last year?

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah........

But Lu =/= Auld. Or at least I hope not!!!

But yes, that play sucked…… >:(

by jluglue on Feb 14, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

For those with a short memory, like me, here’s the video.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Is not making a save a brutal goalie play? Because I nominate Cloutier.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No no

Clouts takes the cake…. but that was the most brutal goalie playing the puck attempt Ive ever seen.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Or any shot that goes in from 200 feet.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ToskaLOL

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Clouts

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Deflecting a dump in into your own net

by PKSube on Feb 14, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lu

Leave the fucking puck alone. Jeezus.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Way to kill our the momentum they were gaining Lou. Jesus

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

*all the

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit happens folk.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Yes, he fucked up.

Just shows he is human. I look forward to the dry wit about that one in the post game.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so too

But you can’t say that wasn’t bad

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course

Just not going to get out the nails to put him on the cross over iy!

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope

Rolly kicks him in the nuts.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saw the replay, hoof in the nuts fully justified

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Other than that

he’s been really good tonight.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome, just awesome puckhandling by Luongo.

Why couldn’t there have been more of that last year round this time…

by The Canuck Fan on Feb 14, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Ehrhoff

is playing like shit. Once again

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

You’re not blaming that last goal on him, I hope, cuz that was all Lu.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the last goal

one of the plays afterwards where he made a bad pass to Bieksa and Lu had to make a save.

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow Money waved out of the draw. Don’t see that happen often.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

Zandberg got to the linesman.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy cow, not including this game the Canucks have allowed only 26 1st period goals against.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Shows you

how shocking it is for the Canucks to give up 2.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Rome’s really working on the ass check, eh?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

Bieksa with the good stick.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

This game

Is like the never released last movie in the Speed series

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Damn that was close

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

I like Tanev

but the kid really needs to work on his strength.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure GMMG will get him on a weight training program and diet plan this summer.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear DirecTV

If you black out the RSN Intermission program, I will rage. You’ve already decided to black out the commercials for whatever freaking reason and cut back into the program late every time. Just leave the broadcast alone.
—Richard

by The Canuck Fan on Feb 14, 2011 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

So

Let’s see if we can improve on that .315% win rate when trailing after 1

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

I thought we were 0-5-4 when trailing after 1?

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

.316 is our W record when we don’t score first. Your are talking about being down at the end of the first period…

by BECanucks on Feb 14, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

“you”, and not “your” , of course…

by BECanucks on Feb 14, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

.316

Is our W record when trailing after 1

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I could’ve sworn Shorthouse/Garrett said we were 0-5-4 when trailing after 1.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

You are right. It says “trailing first” on the NHL site, which I guess would be giving up the first goal?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. In any case, hopefully we improve on both of those stats.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I checked the stats, marcness52 is right. “Trail 1st” in the stats means trailing first, versus scoring first. We’re talking about “Trailing after 1st”

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

We’re 0% when losing after the first period :S

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Coeur De Pirate also known as Béatrice Martin rated that period 4.5/10

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Her new album with the band Armistice is out tomorrow

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I will get it

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll bet her and Jay Malinowski

are going out.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that well known?

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Not

to me. But now it is.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

What's sad...

is that she was practically booed off stage at Live City Vancouver this time last year. She was so sweet about it too.

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I love her voice

Why the fuck would they boo her off? Because she’s French Canadian? Fucking ignorants.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The event organizers put her just before Sam Roberts and everyone seemed to just want her to get off the stage so that Roberts could get playing.

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Weren't those

concerts free last year? Who would boo an act at a free concert? Assweasels.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I know our record is bad when down after one, but I don’t have a bad feeling about this game… I think the guys will come back hard!

by BECanucks on Feb 14, 2011 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

I like

your thinking. Welcome.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

alright folks

off to White Spot for Valentine’s Day

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

Have a good one!

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

White Spot

is always a good one

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Peace

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn’t you be going to the black spot?

/racist

Ok. Please don’t hurt me. / Runs away

Have Fun!

by jluglue on Feb 14, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If only man

if only

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Triple up on the Triple O, CC.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Bacon Cheddar burger

Onion rings
side of Triple O sauce
Nat Bailey Pale Ale

fuck yeah

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center (Twitter's 1st line center also).

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Hamhuis

FTW

touching children in a special place hurr durr durr

by Temujin on Feb 14, 2011 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

Think Hammer’s concussion is worse than we thought.

Reading children’s books is never a good sign.

Shove it in your addendum.
Nucks Misconduct chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Feb 14, 2011 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry for laughing Dan

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

BWAHAHA!

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm

the Dans don’t seem to realize they’re on air?

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

Watching Murph adjust his tie was kinda funny/awkward.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

JOUEZ

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

Damn it Burrows! Missing that tap in and now a dumb penalty.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

Backes went down

way too easy, but I guess that’s to be expected.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow. Let the hook go at the other end on Hank. Not a bad penalty. Backes would have had a great chance there.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

LUUUUU

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

Uhh

Let me just pick my jaw up from the floor.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Great save, Luongo!!

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Decent save

And by decent, I mean “HOLY AFDASFDWAERTQVERTQERFADSFD”

by Temujin on Feb 14, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

hahahah

they’re playing that “craaaaaaaaaaazy on you” song on the organ. presumably because lu just went crazy on winchester.

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

oh good

no “missy” jokes while i was out for dinner….

Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter.
Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Come on, Dover, move yer bloomin' arse!!!!" Eliza Doolittle, My Fair Lady

by missy on Feb 14, 2011 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

wait you’re back from dinner already?

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And from the harbour, I guess?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

UGHGUHG

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

come on

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Now THATS a penalty!!

FACK

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

lol

So what happened there anyways? Bieksa broke his own stick on a Blue?

by seedvt on Feb 14, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

eightyseven’s valentine almost made her night.

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Needs some finish

Though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Danishes

Are yummy though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Cherry cheese especially

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Feb 14, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm here guys

Hows my Canucks beat the Blues plan going?

Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?

by spriteofice on Feb 14, 2011 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

So far

Not so good

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Not for Halak of effort

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oh god

This thread is getting puntastic

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

more like Boyes are in front.

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

The refs choo choo choose the Blues!

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

The refs are not my faves right now either.

Hack on the hands prevents a good shot for Hansen, and no call.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

Wow…another non call on Burrows getting interfered with…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The officials

only just got last years memo, obviously.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There ya go

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There ya go, they heard yer complainin

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This game

is sorely lacking in emotion. And on Valentine’s Day, to boot.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

Alberts hurting?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Grabbing his wrist, probably a slash

by The Canuck Fan on Feb 14, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Get that magic spray out the soccer guys use

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This is getting ridiculous.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I was saying blue-urns.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

you're doing it wrong

Are they booing?

no, they’re saying Bluuuuuuu-ues, Blues.

by The Canuck Fan on Feb 14, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally! On the weakest call/ non call.

We’ll take it though! ;-)

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Roberto Luongo has a new mask, but he’s been waiting until he loses again before he breaks it out. If the last two months are any indicator, he could be waiting some time. Botch/Province 2/5/11

by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Hey sorry I am late

did anyone see the intermission thing on Dan Hamhuis?? I have a fun fact for you.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Yes we did

So what is it?

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see the girl that introduced him?

In the purple sweater thing?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Your sister?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

She is one of a very precious few

who can say they are my ex. Very lucky girl that one.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait what?

Your sister is your ex?!?!?!

:P

by jluglue on Feb 14, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No no

I am not native to Fort St John. I moved here.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ZING

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucky cause she got out alive?

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Was that you??!

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You sir

get the gold star.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

is this because i have a jewish last name?

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Voice?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

beat me to it

I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It was pretty fun

and surprising to see her on TV. I was just texting with her. She wasn’t happy with the whole being on TV thing that day.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

See above comments about how reading children’s books isn’t for people with normal cognitive activity. Therefore, he must have a concussion.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Good pressure, just couldn’t cash in.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Damn you Halak!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Manny tossed out again

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Must be cuz it’s Monday…..

by jluglue on Feb 14, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just another manic Monday.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Alberts not on bench

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

EFF You Steen…you knew exactly what you were doing with that elbow to Lui’s head. Rome had every right to be pissed

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

Team’s are really starting to disrespect the Canucks.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

When have they

Respected them?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t beat the best in the street…try beating them in the alley I guess.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/sigh

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

One of those nights

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Man…I hate that rule!

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

So guys what drink would you make with this?

Bacon vodka

I like my vodka, but I just can’t imagine wanting to order anything with this.

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

I’d dump a raw egg in it. Breakfast is served.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Equal parts

Bacon Vodka and Ben&Jerry’s Cherry Garcia

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cherry bacon?

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oy

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

That's going to do it

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Tanev got schooled there

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

Unfortunate.

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Man…take the body…not waving at Pietroangelo.

Nice moves by him though.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

He didn’t cut down the angle, made it easier for Pietrangelo.

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by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh

one of those days I guess. When do we play next?

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by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

Wed

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomorrow in Minny.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait,

It’s tomorrow?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oui

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been a long day...

and this game isn’t helping any

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you Winchester

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Clean hit IMO

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

I debate that

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I need to see it again, but I saw a shoulder to shoulder hit while Glass was playing the puck.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

looked clean to me. Shoulder to shoulder. Looked bad cause it was close to boards but that happens.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I still don't get

Why Rome got a penalty there. He just held him??

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that part didn’t make any sense.

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by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if there was no call on the play

and the play was still going on it would be tough to argue with a holding call.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought

The whistle had gone before he came in? It happened fast

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure

I just assumed it was still a live play since I am not sure you can hold a guy after the whistle.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Players

Go up and ‘move’ people out of the way all the time after whistles though

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean

like I didn’t think you could get a holding penalty after the whistle.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

Yeah, I didn’t think so either

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it would have been boarding

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes that’s what it was, but it could still be argued as charging or boarding. I’d have to see it again, though.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I would need to see a better replay for charging and I always thought boarding was basically a hit from behind?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually that's when it's called, but it's not the official wording.
A boarding penalty shall be imposed on any player or goalkeeper who checks an opponent in such a manner that causes the opponent to be thrown violently in the boards.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the general rule of thumb

is 3+ strides for a penalty call… the replay clearly shows 5 once Winchester appears in the shot

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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a penalty plain and simple.

The fact they gave the only call to the Canucks is pure bullshit.

The refs are just not giving us any breaks tonight.

Boarding does not have to be from behind. A dangerous hit is the factor. That was dangerous…and he came from way to far away, so its charging anyhow.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure

that was dangerous. It was shoulder to shoulder. Are you going to take hitting out of the game all together? You can’t hit anyone within 5 feet of the boards?

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Glass was reaching, he was off balance. It was a dangerous hit, but I don’t think it should’ve been called. I don’t know why they blew the play down right afterwards, though.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I get tired of that

argument. Reaching and off balance? Tough fucking luck. It’s hockey. Don’t like it don’t play. That’s how I feel.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. Looks like it’s us two vs everyone else, haha.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like

to see it again a couple times.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Same, to see if it was charging.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The only thing I would question is if it was charging or not.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on Section. It was boarding OR charging. Even if you disagree with the former…Winchester came from the other side and was huilty of charging.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I never saw how

many strides he took. And so I am not sure I would agree. You can’t take hitting out of the game. Shoulder to should is OK with me even if it is close to the boards.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Love hitting. But rules are rules. He took at least 5 from the other side and his last stride was not long before the hit.

Meh…kill it off and come back…no use beating a dead horse.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It was shoulder to shoulder but he was hit violently into the boards. The real question would be how at fault Glass was for leaving himself vulnerable. I’d have to watch a replay.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Of the two…upon seeing the replay, I was leaning charging myself…

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I was agreeing with you. That’s why it looked bad, not why it should be a penalty.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the call shouldnt be boarding

it was a charge, rather blatant at that

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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to see it again

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

4 Dmen again

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a dangerous hit, no question. I don’t know why Rome’s getting a penalty.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Paging Mr. Oreskovich, Victor Oreskovich, it’s dance time

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

wow

not much of a charge on that hit at all /sarcasm

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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck me sideways. Rome gets the only penalty?

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

He’s not a fighter, Reg.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Reply fail.....sigh

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries..want to see a response to that cheap-ass hit though

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So Rome exchanges a few words and gets a penalty for that? 2 for talking?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bullshit

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Because you don't want to start a ruckus

After a dangerous hit!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Right now on the boxscore, Rome was called for holding??

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Holding

Unbelievable. The play was over, and he gets called for holding. Time to go back to one ref, because there are too many incompetent ones in the league these days.

/end rant

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

They give them the PP?

We are fucked tonight folks. Can’t beat the other team AND the refs.

Thats a 4-4 right there.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Sure they can. Without Lou’s gaffe, the Canucks are only down by a goal. Hopefully the Canucks can show they’re still the never-say-die team they were last year.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so too. After seeing Rome get the only penalty late there…not too sure! ;-)

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Without Lu's save

on Winchester, among others, this game is over. He’s been playing great, brain fart aside.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Might as well get these stinkers out of the way now

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Ok....

I kinda wanted to watch hockey tonite, not zebras at a zoo. Perfect excuse for me to go make dinner……..

by jluglue on Feb 14, 2011 6:35 PM PST reply actions  

haha

They already have a pic of Versteeg in a Flyers uniform

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

I just died a little inside

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Watched that movie last night.

Also, Caps blow, how are the Nucks.

I have planned my grand attacks; I will stand behind their backs. With my brand new battle-axe, they will taste my wrath. They will hear me say as the pavement whirls, "I hate California girls."

by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 14, 2011 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

blowing

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re like twins!

I have planned my grand attacks; I will stand behind their backs. With my brand new battle-axe, they will taste my wrath. They will hear me say as the pavement whirls, "I hate California girls."

by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 14, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Down

a Dman. Again.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The D are all at sixes and sevens tonight.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

29-14 in shots?

Wake the fuck up

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

JANK!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Jank

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Not gonna win many games getting outshot 29-14. Of course when you’re facing 5-1 penalties, it’s tough to get shots.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

VOR

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by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

yay

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Woo hoo

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

There you go. Greasy goal…

Nice spade work by Raffi too

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Nice job Raffi, fuck you Botchford

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yay for Beaker

He’s been doing everything but scoring lately

by raincity on Feb 14, 2011 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

If Alberts has a broken wrist, who can play? Baumgartner’s out with a hand injury. Ballard probably isn’t ready to return. Sweatt and Hamhuis has no time table to return. Edler’s obviously still out. Can Parent pass up without waivers? If not, is it Oberg’s turn? And lastly, there’s Sauve and Connauton.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

The other question is

Do we have the cap room to bring anyone else up right now?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t they put Ballard on LTIR?

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by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re optimistic that Ballard will return soon, I think.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Only if someone’s put on LTIR (probably retroactively), the most likely candidate being Sweatt. But that wouldn’t help very much.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Murph just asked my question on twitter. I think you should ask him about cap space. It’s a good question.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

o/t from the Twitter

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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

How does that guy still have a show?

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Blame the idiots that watch him. He is pretty highly rated on the Conservative “News” Network.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess without him, The Daily Show would have a lot less material to work with so we can be thankful for that.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Glenn Beck IS batshit crazy though.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

his ratings are sinking

and he’s lost a ton of advertisers, especially since his batshit crazy rantings about Egypt

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by Kent Basky on Feb 14, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats some funny shit there. Had to click. Glenn Beck could see a tiddlywinks match as a “call to revolution”.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomorrow night

Is going to be fun…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Guess we’re not going to get any even up calls.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Is this really a statement you want made about your goalie?

Halak ducking for cover.

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

Better than “Turco ducking for cover.”

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like some

Shots shots shots

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

Fed up

with news coverage blaming Forsberg’s 2 and out on his foot. The comeback was aborted due to slow ineffective play. At least he realized that in the end.

by CdP on Feb 14, 2011 7:09 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Also, pretty sure Hank got held there on that last play, but whatever

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah they picked a good time for the Blues to swallow the whistle.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. There is no way the Blues should have just one penalty against…but what can you do?

gets a little monotonous to complain about the calls!

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

We still should have been able to kill off one of those PKs, and Lou shouldn’t have given that gift…but still

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Still 7 min left guys

lots of time to tie it up

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahah someone in the booth clapping along to brown eyed girl

by Passive Voice on Feb 14, 2011 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

I could have sworn that was going to be a penalty

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

To sammy there

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that should’ve been a penalty.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Although Pietrangelo went down a bit easy.

by marcness52 on Feb 14, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That was no penalty in a game where we have 5 and they have 1. The guy went down way too easy.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They way things are going it wouldn’t have surprised me

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

True dat.

I like Wrecker behind the net too. He has made two nice passes after beating his guy that forced big saves…

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Kesler only has 2 shots on net. Feels like he’s been invisible this game.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Whenever he has the puck there seems to be at least 2 Blues on him

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 56 minutes late

Doesn’t look like a great game so far. But I’m here for the home stretch, AKA when we tie it up(?)

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

Nice pass by Sammy, Kes couldn’t pull the trigger though.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

Damn close

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

How the hell did that puck not go in!?!?!

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

mannn

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Send the tape to the NHL.

Jackman just reached under Burr’s visor and poked him in the eye

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

There’s a face wash with a glove and then there’s going in there with a fist. That looked malicious.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said, send the tape. That shit is totally uncalled for.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BS call

No way he pushed Halak in

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

agree

and they aren’t going to review this?

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He kicked his pad on the replay.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

(I think)

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That looked like a goal to me too…compared to some in the past.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Beiksa goal?

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Upon replay. Bieksa scored there.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

BOOOOOO!!!!

No explanation?

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

No surprise there

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

dayum

Tomorrow is going to suck too I can imagine

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

nah

Ginger Jesus will save you

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

GJ

..is the business

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bummer

Ref shouldnt have waived that off so hastily.

Oh well, Carry on.

by Temujin on Feb 14, 2011 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Blues…send your checks to the Tim Peel/Mike Leggo bribery fund. You were given a game tonight.

From 5 PPs to only one against for a team playing that rough…to a shitty non goal/goal.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

The Canucks got outplayed to be honest.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

yep

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They played a simple game, capitalized on the Canucks’ mistakes and didn’t make many of their own. That wins games, sometimes.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Not in the third…Blues were outplayed then.

Helps when they are given all those PPs.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to not be out special-teamed

When the penalties are 5-1 against you

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

They can't all be winners.

That being said, the refs bent us over in this game. That was fucking rough.

by JJ Canuck on Feb 14, 2011 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Game 57 Away Game 28, 0 points

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

0-6-4

When losing after 1

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Flames

Are up 2-0 on Colorado. For some reason Forsberg is not lighting it up tonight for the Avs?!?

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:30 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Make that 4-0. And it’s still the 1st.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya it’s a bit much to ask Sami to ramp up to 20+ minutes

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Upon video review...

The puck was in the net, but we’re kind of tired of watching the Canucks win.

by jabraham on Feb 14, 2011 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

After reviewing the play...

5-1 in penalties and a blatant disregard for charging calls ahem McDonald ahem and hooks and holds in the corners ahem any time the Sedins were on the ice ahem seems to point to an evenly refereed game, no?

by jabraham on Feb 14, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

DT on TEAM made a great point. On the one PP we did have, the Sedins were getting cross checked pretty bad.

They talked to refs, and the refs basically said, we aint calling it ( on the Blues, anyhow )…and after that, it was open season on Canucks lower backs and kidneys the rest of the game.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha what?

Salo might be injured? Did I hear that right?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

If we keep this up

We will have 4 D tomorrow night in Minny (without NHLBerts and Glassalo). But if you say it right, its like 4D. So technically we invented another dimension. COOL!

by jabraham on Feb 14, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Time is the 4th dimension, unless you’re talking about spatial dimensions, then technically that’s already been “invented.”

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I stand humbly corrected.

by jabraham on Feb 14, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I heard that too, there was a late collision along the boards and it looked like he took a slash or kick on the skate boot.

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Loss maybe undeserved for the Nucks but

they also didn’t had a great game tonight… As usual, they kept the puck behind the opposition’s blue line for a lot of time, great passing, but they failed to get some quality finishing… It’s pointless to be able to pass the puck around so well but never get a good shot

Luongo had to make harder saves than the Blues goalie, even though they had less chances

by CelloDG on Feb 14, 2011 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

As G Valk said on Twitter

“Not one Canuck forward had more than 1 hit tonight. That’s why they lost and why if they don’t pick someone up it may be a short spring.”

I’m going to have to agree.

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by Canuck_gal on Feb 14, 2011 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

The physical play has all but vanished recently.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hits always favor the home team.

But it seemed that our forecheck was a bit lacking.

by jabraham on Feb 14, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats a pretty stupid statement by Valk.

One game, and he is calling the playoffs as “short”?

Please. Plus, if you believe home ice hit stats, I have a bridge off Stanley Park I can sell you cheap.

Its one game.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They haven't been hitting

That much recently. I think it’s been pretty noticeable

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What? Come on man. They had a game on Sat where they went toe to toe, and hit for hit with the Flames, and now they are “noticeably not hitting”?

One game against a desperate Blues team that got the green light from the refs after it became obvious they were not going to be called.

I am getting pretty sick of this “Canucks …are they tough enough” ?

Believe what you will, but this Canuck fan is not worried about that at all.

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not worried

Just noticing trends.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the usual hyperbole, and Patterson was trying to stir that shit on Twitter earlier.

One game does not make a trend. Or are you saying they were manhandled by the Flames too?

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

How is it hyperbole when in each of the last few games there has been at least one big hit on a Canuck (you can tell by the adverse reactions here), but none by the Canucks. Where is that level of physicality?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

In the infirmary with Ballard, Hammer and Edler

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Our forwards

Can’t hit like that?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Oreskovich was brought up to for just that reason

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He hasn’t been doing much of that

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

How? After one game, where its debateable they even got out hit? Jesus. The Canucks play a fast breakout game. They move the puck before the hit. They forecheck hard, and hit just fine.

So, if a bunch of people buy into a silly thing like the media tells us here in vancity it MUST be true right?

Big hits are part of the game. Both for and against, and I didn’t hear this talk when our guys made those big hits.

Sorry guys, you can all dance on the head of that pin all you want, but I am not worried about this like some of you are. At all.

And Wrecker was throwing it around all night tonight. Its really not his fault the home stats guy did not agree. But every shift he was out there, I saw him hit, or try to. Every shift. What else can he do?

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by vancitydan on Feb 14, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Alberts broken wrist..SNet Post Game

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 7:47 PM PST reply actions  

Ahaha, I called it. Of course that’s what it is.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

dum dum dum

ba bum bum bum da dum

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dan Murphy is tweeting that it’s Yann Sauve’s turn to get injured. Alberts is going on LTIR to create cap space.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

Never thought I’d say that about Alberts.

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear lord

We’re running out of defensemen

by raincity on Feb 14, 2011 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

AV

just said Salo is fine

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EVERYOBODY WELCOME.....THE SUAVE
@sportsnetmurph
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Andrew Alberts has a broken wrist and will go on LTIR. AV says Salo is fine. Yann Sauve is coming up from Manitoba.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

Just heard on the TEAM 1040 — this is getting comical.

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They could seriously make a high grossing dramatic comedy out of this

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

OK. So who do we actually have on the blueline now?

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Bieksa-Tanev
Rome-Salo?
Sauve-Hoff?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re Canucks fans. When are we not scared?

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Not time for this yet

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re still better than Messier-Keenan era Canucks. I guess that’s something.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

It is some high comedy though. You going to be around Saturday?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you talking to yourself?

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, quiet

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as I know, yes, I’ll be around.

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be around for Saturday too :) I’m there for the weekend.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh boy

The last time I had a group of people over to watch a game (granted, superbowl) someone broke the window pane on my front door… ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking

Tanev-Bieksa
Ehrhoff-Salo
Rome-Sauve

Possibly split Bieksa’s time with Tanev and Rome, though.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

Are we going to catch a break with D?

Now injured:
Edler-Ballard
Hamhuis-Alberts
Sweatt-??

Have I forgotten someone?

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by Jevant on Feb 14, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that's it

Unless you count Baumgartner on the Moose.
Enough guys on LTIR to make a pretty solid D core, if you ask me

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hilariously, that’s 13.65 million on the IR.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Although if we want to talk about high comedy, the Islanders are currently paying Yashin, Witt, Dipietro, and Streit, 14.7 million.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That's it for the Canucks

But Baumer’s down with a hand injury on the Farm.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

hopefully Ballard’s back within the next week or 2.

by JJ Canuck on Feb 14, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yann Sauve has looked fine for the Moose

He has played in 20 games following his now infamous “car crash” injury, but he has been solid if not spectacular. 0G 3A Even +/-. Having said that, I said the same thing about Tanev looking solid if not spectacular and he has impressed the hell out of me in the big league.

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by arby_18 on Feb 14, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Tanev may be the number one guy by the end of the week..how’s Connaughton been playing?

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

aiyaiyai

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Same thing.

Oberg, Connauton, Tanev and Sauve have all looked solid but it has been Baumgartner and Mark Flood doing the most damage from the back-end. I’d even say Parent has been okay, but he won’t be coming up due to recall waivers.

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by arby_18 on Feb 14, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Side note,

Flames up 5-0 on the Avs. They’re having their own Columbus Blue Jackets type domination game ala the Canucks.

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by Canuck_gal on Feb 14, 2011 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

Indeed.

Me personally, I’d rather have the Avs make the playoffs than the Flames. But that’s probaby not going to happen :(

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by Canuck_gal on Feb 14, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes agreed

The Avs are missing Andy.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was in net tonight

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Then Budaj was put back in

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So Ollie is out with LBI too

and the score is 7-1 in the 3rd – yikes!

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Avs

Are not in a good place right now. The wheels didn’t just fall off their wagon, they literally exploded off it

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

and they have no spares

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha

I see what you did there

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I thought it was pretty good

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

gold

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This

is a slaughter.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Op

Now he’s back in again

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha ha
TramyersCSN Tracey Myers
Second known massacre on this day. RT @adater: Happy Valentine’s day, Avalanche fans

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WHERE IS FORSBERG?!?!?

Foppa needs to step it up for the Avs

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

problem is it looks like he is still in there

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He had the opportunity to lower his career +/- by -7, if only he’d stuck around for the 1st period of this game. Instead he only dropped it by -2 in two games. Weak.

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

@sportsnetmurph
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I’m going to wrap Bieksa, Ehrhoff, Rome, Salo and Tanev in bubble wrap just in case there is turbulence on the flight to Minny

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

Not too tight: don’t want to break Salo’s leg with bubble-wrap!

by CarolinaCanuck on Feb 14, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well fuck

Alberts is injured?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

yup

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

God fucking damnit

What is with our D men?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I would seriously like to know. The luck has to swing the other way eventually

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey at least we get a look at Sauve

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosa Acosta rated that game 4/10

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

I watched teh rest of the game

at White Spot. What was with the disallowed goal?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Intent to blow, blah blah blah, who knows, he just said “no goal” without an explanation

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Massive scrum in the crease, you may not be too pleased when you see the pile-on AMFB..some liberties were taken

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw it

They were punching him in the face when he was laying down… fucking unbelievable.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how there was a brief camera shot of it and then it was like “oh shit we better not show that”. Damn I hate the Blues.

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by stacie7 on Feb 14, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

They're still mad

that we swept them in the playoffs 2 years ago.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like we all need a few shots of Bacon Vodka

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A

men

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

For the haters.

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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok so what'd i miss?

1: No defensemen injured and we won handily?
2: One defensemen injured and we snuck it by?
3: One defenseman LTIR’d and the refs fucked us in the bum without even a kiss?

Someone tell me please.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 14, 2011 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

I'm going to go with

Door #3 Monty

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Door number

3

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Number 3 for 1.1 million

Alex

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 14, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hrmm

there was a CK at the end of that…

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 14, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I really

Could have used a kiss too :(

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

so the officiating cornholed us…the nucks have been cornholed before and won, so maybe it was just time for a loss.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 14, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Lu also decided Steen was going to be his Valentine, because that one was a gift

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

"Hey Steen

Catch!"

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

A very, very cheap gift

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Salo okay?

How is he able to escape this massacre unscathed?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 14, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

We be fukt.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 14, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno

but he’s getting thrown directly into the deep end

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 14, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

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by eightyseven on Feb 15, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey guys, I found the Valentines Day card from the Canucks Organization:

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 14, 2011 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

Canucks D

Just fired off a post about our defensive depth. This is getting effing nuts on the blue-line. Fingers crossed for no more injuries and speedy recoveries to our injured D-men.

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 14, 2011 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

Turns out you did Jevant, as Semi_Colon promptly pointed when she noted that we could add Nolan Baumgartner to that dubious list. So, tomorrow night against the Wild Yann Suave will become our 12th defenseman to dress this season. Pretty messed up, eh?

Something is wrong here.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 14, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

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