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Dan Hamhuis is out tomorrow with a concussion. Out indefinitely

That from Jason Botchford on Twitter. We will have to be patient with this one because you never know with concussions. The players said he looked surprisingly alert after the Anaheim game but...doctors get the final word.
Sami Salo's presence will be a huge welcome on Saturday. Hopefully not too much rust there. I've missed Salo's rocket from the point, a really, Salo is an excellent defenceman when healthy.

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i hope this indefinitely

is an ales hemsky concussion indefinitely
and not a
willie mitchell concussion indefinitely

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 11, 2011 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

What’s a Hemsky concussion indefinitely? 1 week?

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

never underestimate the strength of a dutchman!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus we have wooden heads. Hammer will be fine

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no

Sean says Hammer will be fine. He’s done for.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

although sean's almost never right

he’s been right about hamhuis a couple times.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But on the biggest one of all

he was epically wrong on Hammer. Just ask Beantown. He will tall you all about it.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not sure i remember

sean, can you remind us all again?
of your famous
and much-ballyhooed
epic failure?

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 11, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Hammer was supposed to go to San Jose last summer I heard from a local source. So I spouted my mouth in the comments threads about it. The 2 sides tried for a deal but if fell through and Hammer made Vancouver his 2nd pick. So, it wasn’t really that big of a failure. It’s just that Beantown needs a reason to stroke his own ego to make himself feel better about the actual massive amounts of insecurity that he has deep down inside.
:)

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

oh and I was right about the Getzlaf hit too. Eat manure Section

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Right about what

to do with the hit?

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This
Oh no

Sean says Hammer will be fine. He’s done for.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say that round goes to Zandberg.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

no one take my tone as angry though. I don’t mind the harassment from Beantown or Section

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

if you did

I’m pretty sure you’d have already gone postal and murdered a small village by now, what with all the crap they dish out on you…

by Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Season over.

That’s it. We’re done.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

You should check this place out I think you will like it

http://forum.canucks.com/forum/24-canucks-talk/?s=306f51cd19a2822f712231509c78861d

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch...that's below the belt.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It was just a little joke

the fact that you get it means you are too smart for CDC.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

We can be friends again.

TREVOR LINDEN FOR 4LC!!

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

lets get Mogilny to play with the Sedins. And Garth Butcher. We need D men.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget Naslund to play with Kesler

/ducks from Sundin jersey being thrown by Zandberg

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

While we’re at it… No Bure? come on…..

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 11, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

PICTURED: CANUCKS FANS GETTING OFF THE BANDWAGON

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What I really could use....

…is that BBT sarcasm gif.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I think we knew you were joking. At least I did

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Good

I was hoping my reputation was a little better established than that…haha.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i like to think

that the 3:00 from Dusseldorf to Essen is about to come blasting outta that tunnel.

by Passive Voice on Feb 11, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Passive

you so morbid.

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by eightyseven on Feb 12, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Whodathunkit

In a sea of injuries to a our D-men, Sami Salo returns to save the day. Fingers crossed he stays healthy

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 11, 2011 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe 2012 is the end?

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess we need to win the cup in the next 2 years then

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Our window

is closing.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I was thinking about making that joke too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean it hasn’t closed? =p

by Laharl on Feb 11, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You youngsters and your cup desires. It’s only been what like 40 years. That’s nothing.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if it doesn’t happen within the next 5-7ish years it’s going to be another 40 or so probably

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

be glad you’re not in Leaf’s territory yet. Our clock reset (thank goodness).

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And people thought

we hauled in too many D-men in the beginning of the year.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

probably the same folks

who elected bushie twice

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely SFU products.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

for sure. Was there even a question?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Bwahaha. The air up there does it to you.

(Okay, kidding, but I actually had a prof (who shall remain nameless), use that joke in lecture before).

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 11, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We should relax. Most every team in the NHL would love to be down to their 10th guy, and have it be vet like Salo. Or to have found two rookies that can play.

Or still have a Top 4 that is pretty OK.

If guys like Baumer and Parent have to come up, or Oberg, or whatever…to tide us over until the wounded get back in….its fine.

We have a nice cushion of points…its not like the team is screwed…( still a great team w/o all the great depth )

Penguins had 4 ( albeit forwards ) AHL guys in their line up last night, and have two superstars down.

We’ll be OK. Most the injuries seem more a month, maybe two. Just imagine the great blue line once they all get back for the playoffs!

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by vancitydan on Feb 11, 2011 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

I’m really not that worried. It’s more the comedy of injuries that is annoying. And losing guys is never fun. We always say “oh, better now than the playoffs” but let’s be honest. When was the last time someone didn’t get injured in the playoffs?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t the Hawks win the Cup last year with Sopel and Hendry as their 3rd pair?

I think we’ll be fine.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

We should relax.

I AM FUCKING RELAXED! JEEZUS! DON’T TELL ME TO FUCKING RELAX! STFU! DICK!

/pops a clonazepam

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL.

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by vancitydan on Feb 11, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t underestimate Sopel. I bitched about him being as slow as molasses most of the year. I would actually love to have him back now. Dude would take a bullet for the team. Puck stopping monster.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

See? Stacie is the voice of reason. Sopel was a beast for Chicago indeed

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well-deserved, Soaps

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Man has a heart of gold too. Had the guts to bring the cup to the gay pride parade in honor of Burke’s son.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sopes

gets mad respect from me because of that.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad

I haz.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

I am also relaxed. Until now, I was nervous, because I really thought that we have a shot to go all the way.

But now all the expectations are gone, so I am relaxed. If we win a few rounds in the playoffs, it will be icing on the cake. If we don’t, we have a great excuse to say: next year.

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

This a joke?

I don’t think the expectations have changed at all. I’m sure the expectations haven’t changed in the players minds.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What!?

All of the guys should be back by the playoffs. A push for the cup is not out of the question, and should be the goal.

And I’m not sure if this was a Jevant-esque comment or not…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome...

…“jevantesque”. I have helped create a new word.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok,

due to public pressure, I am willing to raise my expectations to winning the Western Conference.
But not an inch more!!

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

At least the Western Final? Or is that too smug with all the injuries? ;-)

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by vancitydan on Feb 11, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Never too smug. We’re damn Canadians.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 11, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

good god

tell me you’re being facetious or i’ll have to go back to the ‘you misspelled canucks dot com in your browser’ comments.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Good God,

can’t you guys leave your Sarcasmometer on, for once?

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

WHERE IS THAT GIF ANYWAYS?

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/sarcasm’d
d’oh

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

read my sig

i have an excuse.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit

we lent it to missy.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh, clever.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

D'Oh!

I missy’d that one something fierce. /blush

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Jevantesque and missy’d both in one afternoon? We are on fire with new words today.

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by Jevant on Feb 11, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, “missy’d” has been used before.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

missy'd

that reminded me of when Andy Bernard was telling Michael Scott that “Schruted it up” was a saying around the Office.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I want Getzlaf's head on a pike

or at the very least, a stern scolding and a cold glare.

Good that we aren’t taking any chances here. No need to rush him back.

by Temujin on Feb 11, 2011 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

F@*&^king A$$$hole Getzlaf.

Ok, now I feel better.

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

a stern scolding and a cold glare.

Forwarded to Kevin Bieksa, Canucks VP of Cold Glare’s

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean like this

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

nah, that’s just the statue.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That's

A pretty cold glare

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that

the animated gif or regular?

by Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Up to you

To decide

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 12, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions  

lmao i ran into bieksa at hold renfrew around xmas time, and he had his cold glare on while shopping… i think that glare is on all the time

by GT-R on Feb 11, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

To counteract this news/celebrate finishing midterm

Banana cupcakes will be made/had.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 1:46 PM PST reply actions  

What, no chocolate chips?? Chocolate + banana muffins are boss, boss

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

they are totally boss.
damn, mentioning making those now makes ME want to bake!

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd like to invite you both to my housewarming

to cook banana and chocolate muffins. It will be a bake off. First prize will be a finely tuned sarcasmometer repair kit.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

also

it will be a drunk bake off, cuz beer, wine and single malt will be flowing.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have chocolate chips.

I was gonna make Cookies & Cream Cheesecake Cupcakes, but I’m too lazy to pick up creamcheese.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

!!!!!!!

!!!!!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

???????

Wanna pick up some creamcheese for me? Thanks!

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It was excitement at the idea of a cookies and cream cheesecake cupcake

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

I wanna get creamcheese nao.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

NHL NHL
Follow @NHL during Scotiabank Hockey Day in Canada tomorrow starting at noon for the chance to win an autog. Kesler #Canucks jersey. #SHDIC

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:52 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet

Tomorrow is HDIC??
For some reason I thought it was going to be the day of the Winter Heritage Classic

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

no, HDIC is tomorrow with 3 games, all 6 Canadian teams against each other.
Heritage Classic is on the 20th.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

wowzers

we really are elite. I thought for sure they’d go with a real CBC hero’s jersey…like Tie Domi or something.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it a bit ironic that CBC is giving away a jersey with an American’s name on it.

by seedvt on Feb 11, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What?

I didn’t even think they knew how to spell America.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

M

U
R
K
A

Do I get the jersey now?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t ‘round these parts during the ANH game. What was everyone’s reaction to the hit, re: how clean it was and all that?

Also, the ‘Nucks’ depth is seriously getting put to the test right now.

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by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 11, 2011 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

Oh please don't open up that can of worms again

Lets just say opinions were divided.

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by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a good thing

We have a 9 point conference lead, and 18 point divisional lead

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

theres

a whole thread on it. People kept pretty middle of the road, no real opinions were voiced as per normal here. /end sarcasm.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 11, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

just chill

We have depth on D and a good system. We’re still in the regular season and are first place in the entire league.

Some of the depth players will step up and we will continue to be one of the best teams in the league.

As our depth players get more playing time, their confidence will increase, making the team jell.

As our injured defensemen return to the lineup throughout the rest of the season, it will instill a positive vibe within the team propelling to success in the playoffs.

This is the start of something good – no need to fret, people :)

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by SteveNux on Feb 11, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

I look at these injuries as excellent rest periods for these guys as well

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

But jokes aside..

I would not bet my house that either Edler or Hamhuis is back for the playoffs. I am comfortable with Ballard being back, though. To me, they are 50/50.

I am just sayin’.

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

OK seriously

we have NO IDEA how bad Hammer’s concussion is and the playoffs aren’t for fully 2 months. Writing off Hammer’s season at this point is ludicrous. I know we all lived through Mitchell’s concussion but that was a VERY extreme example.

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by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitchell

Also had a history of concussions as well, and luckily Hammer doesn’t

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually would bet my house

on Hammer coming back. Sooner rather than later. Of course I am a renter so it’s not actually my house. But still.

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by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not going to be anything on concussions because you just never know. I don’t think he’ll be gone for the year, or even as long as the playoffs, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a month

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Man players today are soft

just go play. It’s probably just a headache.

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by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually would bet my house

on Hammer coming back. Sooner rather than later.

Same

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it's smithers.

my parents owned there for like 250 years and it was worth the same thing as the day they bought it
/pure truth!

by Passive Voice on Feb 11, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So, if you were Gillis,

would you hope for the best and be prepared for the worst – meaning that you will build a team that can win without Edler and Hammer – or would you just do nothing, and pray that those guys are back.

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if I were Gillis

I wouldn’t be praying. I would rather take care of things myself than hoping “God” was going to do it.

But seriously I would be looking to add a scoring forward at the deadline and let the D take care of itself.

Salo, Bieksa, Ehrhoff, Edler, Hammer, Ballard, Rome, Alberts is 8 guys to choose from come playoffs providing they all get healthy. Even if only 1 or 2 of them do we are still pretty set. Adding a D man would just create a situation where potentially one of Salo, Ballard would have to sit out in the playoffs on top of Alberts and Rome.

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by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough…

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by AttilaS on Feb 11, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

Plus, adding another d-man at the deadline is always a risk, because they might not be able to get used to system in time (like Alberts last year)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

True that

and it would be nice to have a slightly more potent second line and second unit PP to take pressure off the Sedins in the post season.

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by Section 312 on Feb 11, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hammer’s concussion is prolly not that serious. Edler is projected back in 8-10 weeks, and that was over a week ago. They’ll both be back

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so re hammer

But you can’t really judge a concussion by how “it looked”

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 3:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It is his first though.

Thats pretty important as concussions go.

Maybe he can come back with one of Messier’s Great Gazoo helmets?

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by vancitydan on Feb 11, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Its all over. This season is over.

Tank Nation 2011. Trade everyone.

STYLIN ON YOU

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Was that

From last night’s ep? I have yet to see it

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 3:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes indeed

Valentine’s Day episode

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this show.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

okay

i’m captivated by this one.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As

am I, Missy.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw it

Twas just a tease

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

just like last weeks picture… D’Oh!

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 11, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is indeed bad news. Hope Hammer wont be out very long.
But look at Sid: we still don’t know when he is coming back.
And concussions are nothing to joke about or take lightly.

I hope everyone injured on both the Canucks and the Pens will:
Get well soon. Get healthy.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 11, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

lollercopter

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

PBR

gives me stomach aches.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now

I was posting those the other day!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa whoa

hat tip to you then.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

benkuzma Ben Kuzma
#Canucks scout at #Avalanche-#Blue Jackets game tonight as trade deadline nears. Moreau, Clark are UFAs, but slowed by injuries.

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by missy on Feb 11, 2011 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

6-2 now

yikes

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

8-2

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just ugly

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to watch the highlights

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Another goalie fight too

It must be the “in” thing to do these days

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Michael Grabner

Ladies and gentlemen.

Florida got owned.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dayum he looks good out there. Happy for him.

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What an ego boost game.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He has

As many goals as Ovie

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

This Isles game

Is off the hook

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

Have you been watching?

I’d put the MTL/Bos and NYI/Pit games and put them in a boxed set.

Really, getting pretty ridiculous. Gary’s Wheel of Misfortune gonna get a workout.

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't unfortunately

Just going off comments. Will have to find a replay tomorow

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Konopka

you so boss.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Are you

A fan of acquiring him too?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

With just under 4 minutes left...

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:01 PM PST reply actions  

Holy fuck

Pens vs Isles…. wow.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Grabs

Just got a hattrick

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently not

87 fails

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

AMERICAN SPORTS COMMENTARY

FAILS

ihy

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame the messenger

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a commonly used saying

that I will use in defense of that statement.

No cupcakes for you.

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by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

=(

That cuts deep

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing worse than a girl withholding her treats (I’m talking about the cupcakes you nasty minded folk)

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sure stacie

sure

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re the one using parantheses.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been TWSS / TWHS too many times lately

starting to get paranoid about my posting

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But I want cupcakes. :(

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

do you know how to find your kitchen?

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OHHH

cassée

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure. Where else I gonna get the beer from?

Phillipine made cupcakes? How bout that?

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Phillipine cupcake? Never had them. Don’t think I would want beer with my sweets.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a pretty good combo

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer and sweets just don’t compute with my stomach. Beer and greasy food yes.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Beer

is good with anything.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d cuz it’s Friday and I don’t have to work for a change.

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

PARTY TIME

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

who’s got the bail money for kesrows?

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Calgary’s on the way to winning tonight over the team that just beat us. I feel like tomorrow’s going to be a close game again

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

Ummm

Not speaking in the positive?

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Flames are on fire

Tomorrow is going to be a hell of a game.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Kill them

you must kill them

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Say...

Go Canucks Go!

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Lets not get crazy

I haven’t been drinking.

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought

You were being a bar star tonight?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope at home on my couch talking to you guys. Aren’t you all lucky?

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh. That’s why I can understand you tonight.

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a slight, possible outside chance I may have embellished just a tad.

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

DISTRACTION

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

How can something I’m so afraid of in real life look so darn cute?

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

'cause it has

it’s own fricking stuffed aminal.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and

is planning to take over the world

by Canuckles on Feb 11, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

d'aww

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

Ok…that’s pretty funny.

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

No cupcakes?

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by kesrows on Feb 11, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm crazy 'bout those cupcakes cousin!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 11, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

double true!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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