Flames At Canucks Game Preview: Welcome Back Mr. Salo!
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 9:54 PM PST
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| Time | Sat. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC |
| Season Series | 2-0-1 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-3 Flames (Jan.22/11) |
| The Enemy | Matchsticks and Gasoline | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 29-43-72 Iginla: 22-29-51 |
| Flames |
Category | Canucks |
| 28-21-8 | Season Record | 35-11-9 |
| 8th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Lost 1 |
| 12-12-5 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
19-4-5 |
| 8-0-2 |
Last 10 | 6-1-3 |
| -2 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +55 |
| 2.79 (13) |
Goals Per Game | 3.34 (2) |
| 2.86 (18) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.29 (2) |
| 1.00 (15) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.33 (3) |
| 16.7 (21) |
Power Play % |
24.5 (1) |
| 82.2 (15) |
Penalty Kill % |
85.8 (4) |
| 30.5 (15) |
Shots Per Game | 32.5 (6) |
| 28.0 (3) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.5 (18) |
| 70.4 (14) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 80.6 (5) |
| 66.7 (24) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 92.3 (3) |
| 85.0 (18) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 89.7 (13) |
| 48.4 (25) |
Faceoffs % | 55.5 (1) |
| 11.5 (11) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.8 (13) |
| NHL.com |
Update: Salo returning Saturday means no one guessed his return date correctly in Beantown Canucks' "When Will Salo Return" contest.
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If Sami Salo steps and shows little rust then the Canucks have a terrific weapon on the back end. Of Salo's 9 goals in 66 games last season, 6 of them were on the power play. 7 of his 19 assists came on the power play. He's not afraid to let that cannon go.
The Flames are rolling, even though they lost to the Ducks in a shootout Friday night. They have attained 18 of a possible 20 points in their last 10 games. They have come from out of nowhere and entered the playoff race. But they have to keep winning... A LOT to maintain that playoff spot. They have played 3 more games than 9th place Minnesota and 10th place Los Angeles. This will apply after tomorrow night as well.
Several weeks ago Brent Sutter implemented a plan to keep his Flames focused. He told them to focus on a 3 game span and to win that best out of 3. Sort of like playing a 3 game playoff series all the time to avoid stressing out about the hole they were in. That seemed to do the trick. They are rolling now and have not lost in regulation in 10 games.
So this is going to be an excellent game. Then again, Canucks-Flames games always are.
Calgary is 2-4 in their last 6 in Vancouver. Canucks are 4-0-1 in their last 5 against the Flames.
LINKS
-The transformation of McMahon Stadium for next week's Heritage Classic (Calgary Herald)
-Reid Report: The debuts of Salo and Oreskovich
-Did you know Nolan Baumgartner has a hand injury? DON'T GET HURT SALO!
-I read somewhere that Kevin Bieksa is the guest on HNIC's After Hours. Maybe he'll stare a hole through Scott Oake. Bah, I'm usually too canned to care by that point anyway.
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Old Spice and Dos Equis Man predict a very testosterone-heavy event:
4-2 Cocos, Kesler FTW
Just like this photo.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2011 10:02 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
holy fucking shit
i just grew a vagina and got pregnant.
by Passive Voice on Feb 11, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Love how nobody recs the actual photo hahaha
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I’ve seen the pic before. But I rec’d it too cuz 87 is the shiz
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
NOT fishing
Just giving the two TV superstars their due :P
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Ya
Okay
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Ya
Shut up
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I should put this photo up more often
/luckycharm
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 13, 2011 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
4-3 Canucks
Daniel
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THIEF!! haha. 4-3 is working for me. You have great taste!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
i’ve been riding the 4-3&Daniel and 4-2&Daniel trains all the way to…uh…well, 7th place. but still.
by Passive Voice on Feb 11, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
I throw a 3-2 in once in a while too, and pick Kesler
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 11, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
4-1 Again.
Sentiment and logic are fighting it out for the GWG though. Logic says go with a guy like Danny or Kes’, but I am going with sentiment and picking Sami Salo for the GWG.
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3-2 Nucks
Hank for this one
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I'm looking forward
to the new look 4th line. Not only do we get a first look at Resko, but Torres slides down to make it a proper bang and crash group. Since there’s no mistaking their purpose, I expect Raffi to get back to a much more physical game. I think this is going to be fun.
5-1 Nucks. GWG from the most unexpected...
Manny Malhotra
4-1 canucks
Burrows, suck it kippersoft
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4 – 2 FU Sweden. Enjoy HDIC tomorrow! I’ll be enjoying the festivities downtown and stuffing myself with sushi!
by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 12, 2011 12:14 AM PST reply actions
WINNER WINNER!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 14, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
YES!
I would like to thank my parents, my husband, and the rest of my family and friends for always supporting me.
I always hoped this day would come!
by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 14, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
Nice Tin Cup
reference.
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by Section 312 on Feb 14, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
4-2 Nucks
Dank GWG
Salo to the rescue? Fuck.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 12:23 AM PST reply actions
He told them to focus on a 3 game span and to win that best out of 3.
Pretty cool idea. Awesome that it worked.
a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan
Agreed.
For a time, I was thinking that in order for the Flames to go anywhere, both Sutters had to go. Maybe it was just the one, cuz right after he left, they start winning.
That being said, still not sure about the future of their team moving forward though as them winning right now might blind them to the changes they need to make. Then again, maybe their new GM has an actual plan for the team that might get them somewhere.
The Salo Curse
How it works is either Sami Salo is injured (very likely)… or on the offchance that he recovers (before his next injury), every other defenseman affiliated with his NHL team becomes afflicted with the curse and has a high likelyhood of becoming injured.
Quick Salo, pick up a cracker!
Oh nevermind, that was Sopel…
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-Mikael Samuelsson: 5 goals and 7 assists in his last 7. SWEET HELEN OF TROY!
Dare I say, FU Sweden is really effin u again. But there’s no sweden this year. I wonder who/what he’s effin right now.
The media
For saying he was slumping
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You know.. 2 seasons in a row… it might just be that he’s a second-half type of guy.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 12, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
good point
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Malhotra….pfffttt! That’s like predicting a moose to meow!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 2:22 AM PST up reply actions
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4-3 Canucks
FU Sweden GWG
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3--5 Canucks
Manny GWG
and NO ONE else goes down or gets injured.
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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 12, 2011 7:29 AM PST reply actions
Us in CGY are expecting a bloodbath- Henrik Karlsson is going to get the start. Hopefully he can keep it somewhat competitive on the second night of a B2B…
by Rod Blogojevich on Feb 12, 2011 7:55 AM PST via mobile reply actions
No Kipper??
He’s been playing amazing lately. I"m surprised they went Kipper-Karlsson as opposed to other way around
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They are keeping Kipper fresh for the playoffs
Thanks for the update, Rod!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
Guess it is a B2B. The Duck game was probably more important to them.
Shove it in your addendum.
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We often seem to play better against the other team’s starting goalie than against their back up.
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by Bobby Canuck on Feb 12, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
Doesn’t matter now. Kipper has been confirmed.
Shove it in your addendum.
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So Rod was trying
to throw us off the trail, eh?
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Haha, curses! I am shocked, I was certain the Calgary Tower was gonna play- kipper has had like 9 straight starts. I figured they’d put him in for the more important game vs Anaheim and then toss Henrik to the wolves in a game we probably won’t win… Sorry for the bad assumption! Hopefully it will be a good game nonetheless, last game was awesome despite being marred by the janky shootout goal. Type of game that shoulda ended as a tie.
by Rod Blogojevich on Feb 12, 2011 1:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
WHAT!? ROD YA BUGGER!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
This is kinda random and has nothing really today with your previous post but I want to ask you, I read a while back you spoke about the Reuben/corned beef sandwiches you made for Rogers Arena(formerly GM Place) well I went today to the game and felt like having one but couldn’t find any, could only find BBQ pulled pork though it’s still advertised on their website so I’m wondering was it discontinued do you know?
by Christina111 on Feb 12, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry I didn’t specify but my post was in regards to Bobby Canuck.
by Christina111 on Feb 12, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
A newcomer!
Welcome! Yankee bites.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 13, 2011 12:02 AM PST up reply actions
Thank you!
Thanks for the welcome. Since I am a newbie I have to ask what do you mean by Yankee bites? Prob a dumb question….. :p
by Christina111 on Feb 13, 2011 1:18 AM PST up reply actions
There are no dumb questions here
Yankee as in Yankee Canuck, he’s an managing editor or whatever here. I was just poking fun at him.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 13, 2011 1:45 AM PST up reply actions
Just checked...
Seems as though the user I want to contact doesn’t provide a twitter or email address. I’d just make a new thread but it’s kinda dumb what I want to ask. Basically he mentioned he used to make the Reuben/corned beef at GM place well I just wanted to ask has it been discontinued cause I just went to the game on Saturday night and was craving a corned beef and couldn’t find one anywhere instead it was saturated with BBQ pulled pork. It’s just the thread I read it from is kinda old so I can’t reply to it.
by Christina111 on Feb 15, 2011 12:01 AM PST up reply actions
Who is it?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 15, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
It was the user Bobby Canuck who I wanted to ask that question to ya but there’s no way for me to contact him away from an actual thread since he doesn’t provide an email address or twitter.
by Christina111 on Feb 23, 2011 12:21 AM PST up reply actions
Another dumb question...
But I don’t suppose there’s a way to contact a member on here if they don’t supply an email address I suppose there are no private messaging options from what I’ve seen. I just felt awkward asking that question here but it was the only way I could direct the question to Bobby Canuck.
by Christina111 on Feb 13, 2011 1:21 AM PST up reply actions
You can email members if you want
You’ll probably find their Twitter or email address if you click on their name and go to their profile. But Nucks Misconduct is kinda like a forum, everyone just talks to each other out in the open. And my oh my do we talk. And post pictures. And argue about Bieksa.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 13, 2011 1:47 AM PST up reply actions
we don't
argue about juice anymore CC, you know better.
We argue about -
1) Money and Secondary Scoring
2) How many Defencemen will be left at the end of the year
3) Whether or not any particular hit on a Canucks player was dirty
4) Whether Scoring is a useful stat to measure offence.
see what I did there?
Number 4
is particularly contentious.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 13, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
COME ON!
Of course scoring is….
ahhhhh…I see what you did there…
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I can't, remember
but I think I facepalmed
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 13, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
i just
lol’d and used some self censorship to make a snarky reply and turn it into a yoatafight.
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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 14, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
Ahh
Thanks for that info makes sense I’ll have a look. I like chatting definitely and I like arguing makes life more interesting :)
by Christina111 on Feb 14, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions
5-2 canuckers
The Hoff gwg
Expect to see a limited amount of Beantown around here this week as the future Mrs. Beantown is visiting. So sorry for tour loss.
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 12, 2011 8:51 AM PST via mobile reply actions
That’s ok. Was just gonna watch hackey all day. Not in the mood for a tour.
Shove it in your addendum.
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I wonder if a Mrs. Beantown will show up… like Mrs. Waach did.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 12, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
BCWW!!
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This isn’t a photograph.That’s actually as fast as Paul Stalteri can run.
…Our injury replacements for these three key players were Adrian Cann, Paul Stalteri, and the giant fork sticking out of Paul Stalteri’s back.
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..and also check out Wayne Rooney’s frikking amazing goal in today’s derby match against Man City:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqCi4NWp4lw
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That goal was fucking win. I’ve watched it over and over now. I thought Nani put some crazy swerve on it, but turns out, it was deflected, so Rooney had to stop running, re-adjust his center of gravity, and fling himself backwards, to put enough power in his shot. Right into the opposite corner, Hart didn’t have a chance. 2 goalies in net wouldnt’ have stopped that.
Considering how he wasn’t playing that well early in the season, for him to score such a great goal, in the biggest game of the year for Man U….. that’s just ridiculous.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 12, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah the combination of skill and clutchiness was astounding. One of the best strikes I have ever seen.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 12, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
holy fucking shit
what a strike by Rooney. I have a soccer game today…. Im gonna try that. Gonna break my neck…
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
let us know how it goes
unless of course you do break your neck and then we wouldn’t expect to hear from you
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The game thread will go up at 5:00 today, earlier than normal
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4-3 Flames in a SO
Prove me wrong Canucks.
Speaking of Salo injuries, is their a contest of predicting the game he gets injured in?
I’m saying its gonna be groin and Feb 22nd against the Stars.
I wanted to have that kind of contest but figured that it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
I think it’s the sledgehammer-like reality of it that scares me.
Agree though, as much as it occurs to probably most of us, and would only be in jest, I’m sure it would come off a little douchey.
Shove it in your addendum.
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…..and then I read this:
Salo on Canuck debut after Achilles rupture: “The full recovery will probably take a year, but it doesn’t bother me or slow me down at all.”
If that doesn’t scre the hell out of you, nothing will.
Shove it in your addendum.
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hmmm..doesn’t worry me at all. Remember he has a plethora of other body parts to hurt.
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
Hegot a bad one…I have a similar injury.
He means it is still going to tighten up from time to time…and ache a bit.
But that does not mean I cannot walk, and he cannot skate.
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Johnny injured again
NHLBlackhawks Chicago Blackhawks
Ryan Johnson (upper body) placed on injured reserve, and the Blackhawks have recalled Jeff Taffe from Rockford.
Michalek (Fuck you, motherfucker) scores, Ottawa up 3-2 now on EDM.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 1:15 PM PST reply actions
I thought at least you’d be happy your hometown boys are winning… (albeit against EDM) but they themselves aren’t much better anyways.
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by Vancouverguy on Feb 12, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
Im happy that Ottawa won
but honestly I’d rather they tank and rebuild properly.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
I really want my Skille back now
We keep breaking our Johnsons.
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oh jesus
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
I know how that one sounded
but it’s true
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Balls keeps breaking
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
you better hope not for Salo's sake tonight
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haha
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Balls? That’s his 2nd injury already
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
Haven't done this in a while
So I may be rusty
3-1 Nucks, Beaker GWG
Here’s a quote from M&G that made me laugh:
If the Canucks lose this game when they have everything going for them from a rested team, to a rested goalie to home ice it will be the moment in the season when I reevaluate them for Cup potential.
Not sure what to say on this one. We suddenly suck if we lose to a team thats 8-0-2, and is doing surprisingly well? How little faith do they have in their team?
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Yeah that is a sad statement if I ever saw one!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
hurr durr
Calgary fans being idiots
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Coming up on The National..a profile segment on Arcade Fire..I kid you not!
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Feb 12, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
oh god
kill it with fire
/mutestelevision
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
HAHA what a good joke
“RESTED TEAM.”
Do they realize we are missing 3 of our best defensemen??? No? Is it too much to ask fans of other teams to actually pay attention to who they are playing? Idiots
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I also liked
That this is a “pressure” game for us. Really? I mean, really? When we have a 7 pt lead for 1st in the conference and a 15 pt lead for 1st in the division, and missing 3 top guys it’s a pressure game? Shit. The rest of the season is going to be heart attack inducing then
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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It's calgary
generally accepted idea of a ‘good time’ in that city is getting 6 of your closest friends together to jump one guy cuz he doesn’t have a cowboy hat. That and cheering for a losing team.
"What the fuck's a 'Beeber'???"
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 12, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
Wonder if
the CBC will be smart enough to show The Giants/Blazers game instead of Leafs/Habs
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
haha! Well done!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
the Coilers Senators game was bad enough
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
that game
was the hockey version of Bum fights
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4-3 Canucks
Burrows GWG.
I was gonna say Sammy but so many people have picked him already that I had to switch it. Also, we better win tonight so I can wipe my Lames fans friends’ faces with the turd their team deposits tonight.
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Shoulda gone with gut instinct here. Was gonna predict 4-2 Sammy, but switched it because so many others did. At least Burrows scored 2.
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
hahah the whole 3 people?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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by eightyseven on Feb 13, 2011 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
whatevs. h8er.
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Just flexing my ability
to count <3
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Why do you use your toes?
I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
aw
i got a <3. you’re forgiven. :)
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
6-3 Canucks
Rest does a team well, and the GWG will come from Raffi ‘Crazy Eyes’ Torres shown here in this recent photo
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
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ha! How fitting!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 12, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
OMFG
SUBBAN VS LUPUL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 12, 2011 4:51 PM PST reply actions
PK being douchey again. Dear PK…when the other guy is taking his helmet off to fight, its a courtesy to you, so you don’t break your hands. You do the same….or not.
But you do not take the opportunity to take a cheap shot to the guy’s face.
Kid just does not get it….
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PK
You disappoint me.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 13, 2011 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
Canucks 5-2
Raymond = GWG
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
you and your MayRay love! ha
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