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Thunderdome: In His Own Words

Cody Hodgson on his first night in the bigs:

 

Vancouver has owned the Stars this year, beating them three times by a combined 15-3 score. Schneider has won the last two games against them.

Overall, the Canucks jump back into sole possession of #1 overall (73 points) and a rather ridiculous +47 goal differential (for comparison, Edmonton has -46 on the season). They have a seven point lead on second-place Detroit and a 16 point lead over Colorado Minnesota in the Northwest.

Daniel Sedin's two points ties him with Sidney Crosby at 66, two behind Steven Stamkos for the league lead in points. Mikael Samuelsson's goal pushes him into the double digits, the sixth Canuck to notch ten or more goals with about ten weeks left in the season. Ryan Kesler's 28th goal is one better than Daniel for best on the team.

Canucks are back at it tomorrow night in Phoenix.

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"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

all better now

The NHL player is picky

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Love

how much he loves playing for us, even on the 4th line.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:52 PM PST reply actions  

They’re actually 16 points up on Minnesota. They have passed Colorado for 2nd in the NW.

by marcness52 on Feb 1, 2011 11:15 PM PST reply actions  

Fixed

Thanks for the head’s up

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I missed a meeting I guess…why Thunderdome? Just the headware?

Yes, CoHo had a good first game. I heard J Patterson, in his usually snarky way, question if he would have “enough in the tank” tomorrow against Phx.

Ummm, Jeff. Kid is 20, full of piss and vinegar to impress, and they are traveling from Dallas to Phoenix. Not NY to Minny dude.

Plus, he has been playing road trips that are at least some of the time taken on buses, and when on planes, I doubt its the chartered luxury of the NHL. Road trips where they play their fair amount of B2Bs throughout the AHL.

I doubt you see energy as a hindrance J.Patt. Thanks for playing , and don’t forget the parting gifts…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 11:39 PM PST reply actions  

1040

source of all of CC’s road rage

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

good god

you always complain about how angry team 1040 makes you…why do you listen? CHANGE THE STATION! sheesh.

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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, there’s a station in Fort St. John that might calm your frazzled nerves.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I do

sometimes Im busy with the road and driving and stuff and I forget to change it right away.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Thunderdome = cage

I thought it sounded good last night. We can change it overtime. It beats the boybandish CoHo :)

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 6:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Thunderdome.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too

Although CoHo is a lot shorter to type…

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 6:55 AM PST up reply actions  

CoHo

is a very delicious salmon from the pacific northwest
i like CoHo

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed.

mine also.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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by nucklord on Feb 2, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Pregame thread!

WHERE IS IT?

psha. slackers.

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 6:04 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I AGREE

Where the hell is the slacker running this joint!??

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Still want.

From the Province.

Pending unrestricted free-agent centre Zenon Konopka of the New York Islanders might fit the fourth-line need because he’s fifth in league faceoffs and second in bouts and has an expiring $600,000 contract. He wins draws and wins fights and might only cost Gillis a late-round pick.

C’mon GMMG. Get it done now before a bidding war develops and the price goes up.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 7:48 AM PST reply actions  

I’m down for that too.

Eager cost the Sharks a 5th round pick and he’s at least won a Cup, so Konopka can not cost any more than that or some young player who will never crack the Canucks lineup (like a Patrick White).

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 2, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Great comment from Bob McKenzie:

Canucks looking to make a big 2 for 2 trade:

The Vancouver Canucks would love to make a blockbuster two-for-two trade to upgrade their top six forwards. They would happily trade this year’s version of Mason Raymond and Mikael Samuelsson, with just 18 goals between them so far, for last year’s versions, which ended up with 55.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 7:55 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah

I would like last year’s Sammy and MayRay back.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course...

…I prefer this year’s Kesler and healthy Sedins, not to mention the upgraded defensive depth, so I don’t want to be too greedy.

It IS hard to complain about this year’s team, but getting MayRay and Sammie going would be very good.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe last night’s game will be the kick in the pants Sammy needs to get going.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

The season is only half over. I’d rather that those guys get hot in the second half than be on fire and dry up half way through the season.

by SteveNux on Feb 2, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish

last year would trade with this year…

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Hodgson was great last night...

…but Hansen was a beast! Hansen is today what Burrows was 3 and 4 seasons ago; that third line grinder you can count on to pay the price to make a play that energizes the team. He doesn’t have burrows’ hands but he’s sure got the heart.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

Pretty pass on Kesler’s goal. I could watch SHG replays until my eyes bleed.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

The way he faked the early pass and made Robidas come to him, then just saucer it perfectly over…amazing

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

burrows

didn’t have burrows’ hands
3 and 4 seasons ago either!

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I said the same thing a couple weeks ago:

You know who I thought played a really strong game? Jannik Hansen. He’s the next Kesler / Burrows – mark my words.

….

by SteveNux on Jan 19, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions

by SteveNux on Feb 2, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t believe that Hansen will ever get to their levels. He can be very good defensively with occasional offense (25-30 pts/season) but I don’t think he can ever do both at an “above average” level (50+ pts) at the same time. I don’t mind being proven wrong though…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 2, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

put him with the twins on the top pp unit and he’d have a career year

by SteveNux on Feb 2, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Many players do…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 2, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Did many people think Kesler would get to this level of offensive production?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of. He was a 1st rounder as opposed to Jank being a 9th rounder.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 2, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Try bringing this MFer down now, AV.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Quite an interesting bottleneck behind us

Minny with 57 points and Colorado/Calgary with 56. All are sniffing at that 8th spot, but will have to fend off each other as well as the Sharks, Hawks and ’Yotes.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 8:59 AM PST reply actions  

Perfect

Let them thump each other out going for the last few playoff spots, then the Canucks get a tired, worn out team in the first round.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ve seen plenty of 8th seeds knock off sleepy first seeds. AV’s gotta keep these guys frothing at the mouth running up to the first round.

Experimental drugs and withholding sexual relations is a good start.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Experimental drugs and withholding sexual relations

Sounds like a typical weekend in my 20s

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

agree

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I had this disturbing thought

cross my mind last night…this terrifying alternate reality where Calgary squeeks into the playoffs and knocks us out in the first round. It would be bad cuz we’d be knocked out. It would be bad cuz calgary would go at least one round. It would be bad cuz Zandberg would win his bet. It would be worst of all cuz we got beat by calgary.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

your dream

suckx the patooie big time dude. Don’t say it.

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

wasn't a dream

or even a vision…just a possible scenario. A big part of my non hockey fan life involves being aware of all best case and worst case scenario’s (both at work and in poker) so I tend to do it by habit.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm always

thinking about worst case scenarios.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

This negative thought will not be tolerated.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

listen

We haven’t had a cup run without going through Calgary.
 
Calgary hasn’t had a cup run without going through us.

by Wisp on Feb 2, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

withholding sexual relations

That’s probably already happening with the married players.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

From where we are in the standings

It’s almost like watching ants scurry around and battle for territory…

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ll have to jackhammer the smug grin off my face when I’m dead if the Hawks can’t make the top 8.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

w/o question

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

and yet

not oddly Canadian…

or are you?

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, not a drop. I was more saying Vancouver was oddly Canadian since so many of the barbs thrown their way from Eastern cities is how weird everyone in town is.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the true test is how well (or poorly) he tips…

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 2, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m an idiot. I tip well even if i hate the service. I feel bad for people living off tips.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

there are a couple times in my life where service has been so bad i've left no tip

but it was REALLY bad.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I think i’ve done that maybe three or four times in my life. You have to be a giant fuck up to not squeeze me for at least 15%.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I am the Canadian that tips well.

But there have been a few times in my life where my server just did not deserve ANY tip.

Most the time though…hells yes…anyone that ever waitered in their past…you have to.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

According to Nashville fans

Canadians don’t tip more than 10%!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I tip 20%

at least. Am I not Canadian? I feel pretty smug.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

picked up the habit when i lived in Boston.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a friend who starts his tip at 100%

he deducts points for lack of service, how many times they come back to the table, etc until he leaves

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t do that. I start at 20-25%, and if they really sucked, they get 15%.

If it was the worst dining experience evah, 10%.

The only times I did not tip the food was not palatable, and the service bordered on malicious.

Some cheap bastards use the value added tax (GST) to further screw their server…but I just do the % on top of it.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

among the times i've not tipped

i was at a sports bar watching hockey with other hockey friends. waitress would come over and take the order of the guys at the table, and then walked away before the women placed their order. multiple times.

couldn’t order a beer till halfway through the 1st, didn’t get it till the 2nd. couldn’t order another beer till the 3rd. The women had to give our orders to the guys at our table so they could put them in for us. A couple girls thought of going down the street to panera to get food and bring it back to the bar to eat while watching the game.

not one dime of tip.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me guess

She was wearing something low cut and flirting waaaayyyy too much with the guys while ignoring the girls too right.

Some waitresses that shake their “moneymakers” seem to think the men are the only ones to worry about…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, it was her loss

the ones with the most money at the table (and the biggest spenders) were all women. Not my fault she sucks at making money.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i usually do the 15%, especially if it’s through the PIN pads for debit cards.

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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti

by missy on Feb 2, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What if your bill is only like 10 bucks? Or 20 even?

Then I go to a flat rate of 5 dollars.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

5 dollars seems to be my standard when the bill is under 20

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the south is a whole new rulebook of polite

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

lmao

I always tip 20%…nashville fans are apparently out to lunch

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I've known too many

really beautiful women who were servers and I know how tough that job is and how many people are bad tippers. So for me even bad service gets a pretty good tip great service gets 20-30%.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We tip

Him, not so much.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Who was he?

Mr. Pink?

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fave debate in a Tarantino movie though…loved that.

Rez Dogs was awesome!!

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't watch it again

Watching a man bleed to death from a bullet to the stomach (which apparently fucking hurts like no other) is not fun to me.

Pulp Fiction though, I’ll watch that shit 50 times over.

AND YOU WILL KNOW I AM THE LORD
WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

“Whi—-which wallet is it?”

“Its the one that says Bad Motherfucker…”

“Jules, if you give this nimrod 1500 dollars, I am going to shoot him on general principles…”

Me too CC. Rez Dogs was good though…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE

LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK HIM?

“What now?

What Now Butch? Now I am going to call me a couple hard pipe hitting niggers to go to work on Mr Rapist here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch…"

“You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I aint done with you yet. I’m going to get medieval on your ass…”

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH

IN WHAT?

WHAT AIN’T NO LANGUAGE IVE EVER HEARD

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

fucking classic

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Great

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Burgers

The cornerstone of any good breakfast

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Deep down you know you want us in the race

A chance to beat us in one of the first few rounds – you’re just salivating thinking about it.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Problem is it would ring a bit hollow if that happened. I wouldn’t mind another crack at a strong Chicago squad, but a weak one just means we bested a weak team. I don’t truly see the revenge factor working in then.

How about this – you take out Detroit (that’ll make you guys happy) and then we take you out in the second, the media gets another chapter for their stories and you root for us the rest of the way? Deal? DEAL!

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

As long as someone brings cookies

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You had me at beat Detroit

but then lost me at the Nucks winning. I will have to admit that if by some chance the Hawks don’t make the playoffs, and I am still of the belief we will be there, I would consider rooting for you guys to make a run for it.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

OK

We’ll take it one round at a time ;)

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

speaking of which

go Canucks, beat the Yotes! PLEASE!!!!
Also, do you mind taking in another SCH refugee? I know Stacie’s been around here a lot the last week or so, and we’re all snowed in today here and seeking human interaction via interwebz.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

nice, hmmm....

well, i’m willing to try anything once.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that’s good, because there’s an “interesting” initiation ceremony.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 2, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

ok, that’s just creepy

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It is

BTW, who has the jumper cables? I have the wolverine still and I think Chuckles had the honey, Beantown had the metal tube… just need to find those damn cables and the power supply.

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

honey

had to fight some bears for it

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Geez...you kids always forget the best part

Back in my day…an initiation was not one without the tub of icy water…

CLANG

There you go kids…don’t say I never contribute around here!

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

let me rephrase.....

whatever it is, no.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

don't worry - they're normally harmless

just watch out for Semi, Section, CC – did I miss anyone? They may try to charm you to death.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

what?

I just want cookies… :(

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I bought chocolate chips.

Time to bake, mufuka.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

are you making those oreo ones

because I think those were the most awesome cookies I have ever seen

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah those looked incredible

imagine…on top of a scoop of ice cream…..

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohhh mannnn

Stop it. Now I’m going to want to buy ice cream and cookies. And those go straight to my ass

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

And those love handles!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really those yet. I imagine eventually though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

not yet?

lucky you. i’m pretty sure i’ve had some since i was 8yo.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe a bit

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup!

I’ll WonkaVision them too. I tend to make too many at a time, wish you could help eat!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

This is all you ladies right now

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The Om nom nom originator.

I have Cookie Monster slippers on right now. Random thought.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

what better way to make cookies

than wearing your Cookie Monster slippers

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

at least you're allowed to have ranom thoughts

and talk about them in endless cookie threads

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw you guys got cracked down on over there. :S

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

it's really sad

the place has turned into a bit of a graveyard in just a little over a week. it’s not that I don’t want to talk hockey, but talking in general lends itself to talking hockey (for me). If i stop talking, i stop talking about hockey too. I think our traffic over the last 4 days has been comparable to BoC traffic, which is about 1/3 or 1/4 of what it normally is.

But hey, if that’s what they wanted, that’s what they got. I’m now sort of self-imposed exile for a bit, like vancitydan was for a bit from here earlier.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I have noticed a couple things like that happening at a couple other sites too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

Where else?

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:22 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

PPP

Had a bunch of people leave over a post, more for the content though. And I think there was some friction at BoC. I feel wrong gossiping though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see the harm is letting conversation flow for the most part. PPP also kicks out a chatty cathy fanpost everyday to truly shoot the shit.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, the thought was that we would try this out as well

but, for example, one guy asked a question about shoveling on the pregame thread yesterday, while there were like 30 comments or something, and was given a warning.

He was asking there b/c the OT thread was pretty much dead, anyone who was around was in the pregame thread, and the snow was (obviously) on everyone’s mind. I mean,it’s ben hard to ignore….that the one that got me.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

fair enough, just curious so i don't step on toes when i go visiting

ours was an issue of arguments happening, but i think the feeling was that the solution didn’t actually address the arguing, and instead kept people from talking at all. Plus both those site still seem to have enough traffic, our drop has been noticibly drastic. though I personally feel that’s exactly what they wanted, a lot fewer posts period.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Well you are always welcome here

and I don’t speak for the people who run this site but part of what makes this place so great for me is the off topic comments and convos so I hope that doesn’t change anytime soon.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that's pretty much why i got hooked on SCH as well

good hockey talk with a dash of everything else

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

A bit of Mrs. Dash?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Even better Mrs. Dash

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

gahhhhhh

well done Damon Dash

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

....

That’s her cousin. Ew.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

what

I thought they were married

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened at

PPP? Which post caused people to leave?

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know it it's appropriate to talk about it or not

Maybe the tribe leaders can speak on that.

But basically a bunch of people thought they were going for the cheap joke on something and ignoring people’s complaints. But I think there was a lot of build up to that point.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh c'mon

Im banned over at PPP, I can’t ask myself.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Aight

This was the post

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Thats heavy stuff. Especially Wrap’s comment. Is that why she’s not there anymore?

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh my

Karina left too.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

She still pops by, just under a different name (I don’t want to expose her secret identity, I’ll let her do that if she wants)

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

too late, Yankee

we already discovered that the other day. she was totally busted. (she’s just using her Twitter name)

Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti

by missy on Feb 2, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hockey Blogs, Srs Bsnss.

It’s like the Penny Arcade “Dickwolves” saga. People will never learn to separate their own experiences from the collective posts of a community who knows nothing about them.

Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/

by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It escalated

really quickly.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

blurr

left too

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh THAT's what happened

I was curious.

We’re solid over here though. A few times some gay comments have popped up and have been almost simultaneously crushed by comments after.

It’s part of being a member of the smug empire: know thy line (and hate Calgary)

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Really quickly.

Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/

by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve reached the end!

Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/

by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Missy

Will not pleased when she sees this

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We can go farther over

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

When I have to resize and image and it still doesn’t fit, I’m callin’ it.

Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/

by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we

should see if we can go farther over to the right and break NM.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But then she’ll see the title and say, “He REMEMBERED!”

Nucks Misconduct's Prophet of the KesLORD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/

by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys are silly.

Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti

by missy on Feb 2, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

We

really are.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

What did you do deserve that?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Seeing

How CC responds to trolls here and his love of schadenfreude, I can’t imagine how it happened… ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot sarcasm indicators :)

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting banned?

I made fun of them after the Sedins lit Toskalol up.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

it's making fun of toronto!

Of COURSE it’s appropriate to talk about!

j/k

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Gossip

makes the world go round.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a crackdown

They’ll be back to talking about inanity soon…right?

Never exile hanging out with you guys…more…a vacay…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm hoping for the same

but cant tell at this point

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The tangents we spin off on are one of the most endearing things about NM. That, and the way we welcome people fron other blogs. Shooting the shit is how we roll.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I came over here to talk

Long before the ban was placed at SCH. It seemed to be the same dynamic over here.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a ban

on non-hockey talk at SCH?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

we are to make special fanposts to do off topic discussions

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh jesus

That is madness.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Madness?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No

That’s a pic fail

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell me about it

What a blunder. A great moment for my favorite picture ever. And I fucked it up.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You should feel deep shame

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel a little gassy

but that could be from something else.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

meatball subs will do that to you

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You

‘Joe Thornton’d it.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I call it madness.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems

a lot of these blogs are run by martinets. Why discourage chitchat, unless they’re some kind of control freaks.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

or if we start to go off topic

then stop and take it to the OT thread

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Thats why I love NM. I can come here and talk about the Keslord or about Battlestar Galactica if I want.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Just do what we do

Cast all your favorite players in the roles they would have on your favorite geek/nerd shows.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

CC's

Mind is going to be blown

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a brilliant idea.

We need to do this.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

YES

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone should start a brand new post for it though.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorites was our

Our Lord of the Rings casting last year

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll start. Cody Hodgson…Frodo or Samwise?

Luongo is obviously Aragorn…dude will have to lead an Army of the Dead before people will get off his ass…

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

FU Sweden has to be

Frodo. He’s the only one with a ring to carry around.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So would Keslord be Gandolf

or your fearless leader Hank?

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Lee Sweatt

is definitely Gimli son of Gloin.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Burrows

Is totally Pippin

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Mason Raymond

is Legolas. That one is a no doubter. You can put it on the board. Yes!!!!

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally...

…I’d probably have Luongo as Gandalf, as he’s the slightly kooky guy who does his own thing.

Kes is Aragorn. I’d have Hank and Dank as Boromir and Faramir.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

uh...

boromir dies, early…maybe let’s make salo him?

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

To bad Chara isn't a Nuck

we need an Ent.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, was just going on the brothers connection thing. And both are heroes, in different ways (much like Dank and Hank contribute, but in different ways).

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 2, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed, Kesler as Aragorn

works

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sedins

Are definitely the Wizards.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU

SHALL NOT PASS

/passes to Dank

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Jevant makes sense. OK…Lui is Gandalf, KesLORD is Aragorn…

Making Tamby Merry? Ignored until he slays the Nazgul?

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Salo should be

Eomer. Exiled for most of the movie he returns at just the right time to lead his people to victory.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Now work on the photoshopps

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i remember

back in april 2009, sean had a game preview photoshop with Sundin as Gandalf and Pudge as Pippin. we went crazy with choosing Flames players as evil characters.
Kesler was definitely Aragorn. we casted Pyatt as Eowyn for the pretty eyes.

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by missy on Feb 2, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Why limit

them to one movie? For instance, Bieksa is more like Agent Smith than any LoTR character…kinda ugly, mostly stoic but with a big assed chip on his shoulder, loses it and kicks ass when required. And Kesler…he’s more like Lt Aldo Raine than Aragorn…he’s a bit of a ‘chaotic good’ type, not ‘lawful good’ (and if u know what that meant, let’s start a NM game some time). Tanner Glass is pretty much any character played by Jason Statham, and the Sedins could be Mr. White and Mr. Orange…I dunno.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Suddenly

I’m seeing the point of OT threads.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

no kidding, eh?

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by missy on Feb 2, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

TOPICS

are for amateurs and flames fans.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well, there goes the main goal of my Squid posts….. (finding interesting things for you all to discuss)

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by missy on Feb 2, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I love it.

You can just flip fast past an ‘over to the right" convo if it is not your cup O’ tea, and on to the next…

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and milk

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i've been here enough, i'm well aware

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

I shudder to think what this blog would be without me!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Way too vanilla, CC.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm a bit hurt that i wasn't mentioned

i’m going to be belligerently charming from now on

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry Beantown

but you haven’t earned points for charming me yet. Your name just wasn’t on the list.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a lawyer

you don’t have any charm. No need to be sad. That’s just your lot in life.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This is baseless, false slander!

Which you either knowingly or recklessly are professing without a shred of evidence, and which, if unredressed, is likely to lead to pecuniary damage and professional hardship upon lawyers as a class. I hereby demand that you publicly withdraw said comments, declaring them to be untrue, and insodoing acknowledge that you are in fact a liar and a liar and furthermore that, had you been wearing pants, such pants would have been on fire. If you do not respond accordingly I have little choice but to seek any and all redress to the furthest extent available at equity and at law.

/said charmingly

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

pffft

You wonder why you’re not on my list. Picking on Section who has been the most charming.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks my darling

I owe you one.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

he picked on me first

/trying not to cry because crying is not charming

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll see you in court

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't you hear

Apparently girls dig emotional guys. So I hear.

Keep sniffling cutely, Beany.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

and then if he cries

I’ll start crying

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

eightyseven

Doesn’t cry though
She has no emotion

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone

has to hold the Kleenex without getting it wet.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I hope your palms aren’t sweating that much

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That was very

lady pleasing.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

School him in the way of charm

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It can't be taught

unfortunately.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

this is ridiculous

all this talk of crying and emotion is making me feel uncomfortable.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear you.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

can you just punch someone to make me feel better?

i’d appreciate that. kthx.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll gladly punch him. Since I can’t cry, I don’t mind making him cry on my behalf.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be a meanie.
And I would not cry

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

only one way to find out

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks eightyseven

i think this calls for a group hug

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

By "group hug"

You mean you and ladies I’m assuming

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought group hug around here

meant playing ps3 and killing zombies – gender neutral

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently

I can’t mention that because people think it’s code for something else

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

Semi wants to hug you, Bean.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Did not say that

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

From behind

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs a hug?

Photobucket

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

See, it is charming

( not speaking for Section of course )…

But loses its charm when you can see the blood dripping from your fangs…

Now, that cannot be slander when I just say “what I seen judge”…

Right?

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Settle down pal

there’s already a charmer here.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Chief charmer

but now are you also chief preener and chief of smug too

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not preen

but I can be smug. In case no one had noticed.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If puppetmasterp is a dude, he should be safe. If not, consider yourself warned.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it is a she

That’s right boys. More women from other blogs have come here to talk to you. Pants are still optional. Just keep your hands on the keyboard at all times.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What are

pants?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Where are your hands right now?

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Elbow deep

in grilled cheese sandwiches.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Girls from other teams keep flocking to us…

it must be the Roxy

by SteveNux on Feb 2, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The Roxy

and White Spot.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be right over.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmm grilled cheese

now I want grilled cheese and 87’s oreo cookies

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone hear is like Garrett

Always talking about food. Always making me want food

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm crushing a meatball sub

right now. So good it’s almost a spiritual experience.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I behaved myself

and ate some healthy vegetable soup

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

There's a little butcher shop

down the street from where I work. Homemade soup and sandwiches every day. Heavenly. The butcher used to be a chef and cooked for Team Canada at international cooking tournaments. Now he supplies me with food that make me weak in the knees sometimes it’s so good.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

so jealous right now

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are ever in Fort St John,

and I hope for your sake you never are, I will take you out for lunch.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If I ever make it across the border I'll let you know.

I’m supposed to be planning a girls trip to Canada. We want to go canoeing / kayaking.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I happen to know

an expert kayaker who loves to give tours of the best spots to hit in BC.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Great

when I get ready for my trip planning I’ll ask you about it. All the other girls have kids so it’s a real pain trying to get our schedules together.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I can get you in touch

with some people. Just let me know.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm always the one that seems to get hurt on trips

they keep joking I’ll get eaten by a whale

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If you get hurt

I will nurse you back to health.

That felt really creepy even as I was writing it.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounded a little creepy reading it too

but I did know what you meant. It’s nice to know I have internet friends in faraway places that I may visit some time.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes

my charm flirts with creepiness. I can’t control it.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

neither can a pedophile

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it

You?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No it's not me

I wish I had more time for kayaking. I’ve always enjoyed it when I’ve had time.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

KALI MA

KALI MA
KALI MA

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would you crush it

You should eat it.
What a waste of a good sub

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

Captain Literal. Didn’t mean to confuse you. ;-)

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Semi and Section..

That was for you.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, what?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

warned about what exactly?

saying i’m a women says nothing about the comments i make or what i find funny. In fact, i believe mine are usually among the “least girly” of most of the women’s there (and there are a lot of them), several people have been surprised to find out i’m female.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve now been warned about not taking Smo, or anyone else, as anything other than sarcastic.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i never take anything seriously, nor should ever take me as such

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nor should ever indeed.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/

by ShiftySC on Feb 2, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

i don’t know why ever insists on taking you seriously
ever really shouldn’t

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Misleading the single menfolk around here with your feminine wiles. They’re a simple lot. ;0)

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Simple?

I am not simple. Wait, what is a wiles?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 2, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Writes a column for the Province

Sometimes a dick to Gillis, sometimes good.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oh well in that case....

eeeeexxxxeeecccclent!

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It took a year

for NM to find out I was a girl. I got. Highfive.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We always knew 87,

Or, at least suspected. Though your love of the more violent aspects of the game did throw me for a bit…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Luongo then paused before mentioning that since there are only six Cdn. teams in a 30-team NHL, it only stands to reason it's tough on the Cdn. clubs to win it. "But that streak is going to end at some point, right?," Luongo added with a smirk. #1 getting with the NM program 1/27/11

by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah

not when I first joined.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

considering my username, i doubt they ever thought i was actually a guy….

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by missy on Feb 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said…on the internet you’re a dude until proven otherwise!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I always

just assumed you were gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

INCORRECT HAND FOR HIGH FIVE

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

not if you are left handed

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah Semi

don’t discriminate against left handed people!

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Still incorrect!

When you high five someone, you don’t high five them left-hand to right-hand, like is implied in the picture. You high five left to left, or right to right.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if I was going to high five my monitor with this picture

I would have used my left hand to do it

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

the fact

that you reduce it to a formula means high fiving you would be exceedingling not awesome.

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Come, join us

it’s a party! Everyone’s invited! Bring your kids!

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.

by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, awesome

it wish this is how we advertised our fast food joints….

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

So what is the deal with the Hawks? Why have the struggled so far? Can I blame Turco because I really want to…

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

surprisingly, it's our core not producing

the young guys have been playing their asses off and producing much more than we expected them to. Toews had an awesome game last night, but has been awfully quiet way to often. Kane usually disappears, and got to the ASG purely as a PR move by Bettman. Hossa…has been very un-Hossa like.

Bolland was downright awful for a while, but has really stepped it up in the last month. Right now, our best, most consistent line is definitely our checking line (Bickell-Bolland-Pisani). Turco hasn’t been stellar, but not awful either. So many of the goals he let in is the result of the Dmen in front of him disappearing and hanging them out to dry, esp Keith-Seabrook. Keith has looked like Jekyll & Hyde this year.

It’s been a really strange year

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

And Sharp’s +/- is fugly too. But all in that makes sense. Guys could just be tired too right? Shorter summer and all. I’d hate to see that team come together again like last spring.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with puppet's Jekyll and Hyde

We never know what team we are going to get on the ice each game. Our 3rd and 4th lines have really been pulling the majority of the weight.

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

And Ryan Johnson?

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

It's hard to tell

He really hasn’t played much for us. Was a healthy scratch most of the games and now he is out with I think they said LBI. We don’t even know exactly when or how he got hurt.

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i can't really tell with him

I hadn’t noticed him being bad when he was in, which was so little. I think he hasn’t had the impact on the PK that we wanted, BUT it’s hard to say b/c the whole PK was overhauled when the gave it back to Mike Haviland (the asst coach who oversaw it last year), and the PK has improved remarkably since then, so you can’t really make comparisons fairly.

My hockey-related comment: Thowing an octopus on the ice is the dumbest meme in professional sports. I'd rather throw waffles.

by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

RJ…I never understood why you guys got him…and keep trotting out Scott.

The superheavyweight goon is going the way of the dodo bird….

RJ can help with F/Os and PK, at the least!

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

out with the goons, please.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There's

always going to be goons.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No

not for much longer if I have my way

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

until the end of days.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

THEN THE END OF DAYS

IS NIGH

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharp refuses to backcheck, that's the reason for his +/-

he was a two-way player last year, but only plays on one end of the ice this year, which makes me sad. But at least he IS producing on the one end he plays on.

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by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Twitchy

pulling a Garrett.

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by eightyseven on Feb 2, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

i haven’t eaten at a&w in probably 10 years…of all the fast food out there it’s probably the worst for me, even pre heart surgery…they use some kinda spice that wreaks havoc on my stomach. Bummer cuz it’s generally tasty. sigh I miss fast food.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know...

Only if you bake/bring some sweet cookies

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

three things i have shit load of

home baked chocolate chipp cookies, beer, and snow. And no way to get to a grocery store. One can survive on beer and cookies for 24 hours, right?

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by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the answer is obvious. You don’t even need electricity to keep your beer ice cold!

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 2, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly

in fact, it’s much warmer coming out of the fridge

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by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you send me

Some of those through the intertubes?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

sure, just view via WonkaVision

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by puppetmasterp on Feb 2, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmm

May have to trundle through drifting snowbanks to the A&P…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

those look so yummy.
i haven’t had homemade cookies for some time now……

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by missy on Feb 2, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick!

Put away the cookies before Wellwood gets here!

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

poor Wellwood

even the big boned need some bakery love

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by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Welly’s a smart guy.

He will drink 2% milk with that.

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s CC? Did you guys in the game thread see that hit OV had on Subban last night?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 2, 2011 9:21 AM PST reply actions  

Woah.

That was sick! Nice!!

by jluglue on Feb 2, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

that

was an amazing hipcheck. Imagine if Hamhuis or Ballard collided with Ovechkin. It would be like an immovable object hitting an unstoppable force.

by Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Only Better!!

Wait…. no…… I take that back. We can’t afford to lose another D-men.

by jluglue on Feb 2, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

or

they’d both break their hips.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Loved the hit, didn’t like Subban trying to go after OV after.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 2, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I LOVED him talking about being mad at himself for going after him, and saying…“I like hitting, it was clean, and if I am going to do it, I should not go after him like that…”

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by vancitydan on Feb 2, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, if not, I was going to risk CC’s wrath, and bag on him. Again.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 2, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

CC weighs

a buck fourty, tops. What kind of wrath could he possibly bring? Besides killing us with fire. That seems to be his modus opperandi.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 2, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Kesler is napping, he ain’t hurt!

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf?

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by missy on Feb 2, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I just had to rec this one

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 2, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the recs

folks

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 3, 2011 12:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bring a snake.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 2, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

oh jesus

no

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw it on SportsCentre yesterday

Nice hit. Subban’s reaction was priceless.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 2, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The beginning of that interview is awesome with someone unknown behind the camera sarcastically singing ‘Fraaaanchise’ to him. And, of course, the skate alone on the ice when the teams began the game.

Welcome to the bigs, son.

by GZ Expat on Feb 2, 2011 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

I missed that, thanks for pointing that out!

Maybe Franchise is a better name. He better earn it!

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun with SEO

Just looked at today’s keywords coming into our neck of the woods and they included “ovechkin drunk” and “real eyes realize real lies”

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 2, 2011 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

lol

temujin’s sig getting some SEO love.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 2, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

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