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Morning Buzz: Canucks share the shutout love, NHL sees chiropractor

Luongo: "Yay, shutout sharesies! BFFs?!"
Schneider: "Please, not now."

[Mgmt note: Everyone put down the donuts and Irish coffee real quick and give a round of applause for Jordan Clarke, our new morning links author and a debonair gentleman to boot.]

Well, this is my first morning post at Nucks Misconduct, and there is certainly no shortage of topics to cover. But just for a laugh, why not start with the home team? Come on and JUMP!

Star-divide

Admittedly, I did not watch last night's game against the Avalanche. Instead, I went and saw the Victoria Royals lose 6-2 to the Tri-City Americans. Man are they bad! But that's another post for another blog. In hindsight, not staying home to watch the Canucks was pretty unprofessional; sort of like skipping the orientation on the first day of a new job. Regardless, there appeared to be a lot to cheer for last night: Daniel Sedin's 5th career hat-trick, Jannik "Honey Badger" Hansen with 2 of his own, and the oh-so adorable shared shutout between Luongo and Schneider that resulted in them being named co-third stars of the game. After weeks of non-stop goalie talk, it was almost poetic to see both goalies play great and celebrate a shutout together (except most poems don't involve a puck in the throat, but you get the idea).

And now, the news:

Vancouver Canucks news:

  • The American Express has officially gone into overdraft, as the Canucks lost David Booth to a suspected knee injury one day after Chris Higgins was claimed by zombies. Ian MacIntyre says "the angle of contact suggested Booth may have suffered anterior cruciate ligament damage", which is a perfectly normal thing for a sports columnist to notice, except it's not. Did Dr. Recchi stop by between naps and share his diagnosis with iMac? Booth will receive an MRI and we'll know more soon, in the meantime we do get a bit of good news as it appears Higgins will travel with the team this week. [The Province]
  • It turns out the NHL's new conference realignment isn't all sunshine and lollipops, as a few of the Canucks have mixed feelings about it. [The Province]
  • Thomas Drance asks the question, is Luongo's contract immovable? The short answer is "pretty much", but this is well worth the read. [CanucksArmy]
  • Jannik Hansen is second amongst Canucks forwards with 9 even-strength goals on the year. NM's own Cam Charron takes a look at his underlying numbers. Turns out he is riding an unsustainably high shooting percentage. I am not the best with advanced stats, but I believe this means that if Hansen is looking to get anyone pregnant, now is a good time. [The Legion of Blog]
  • After last night's game, the hockey world is back in balance, as Henrik passed Daniel in assists. Daniel is two points off Phil Kessel for the scoring lead, and one assist behind Patrick Kane and brother Henrik for the league lead. [NHL.com]
  • Stadium Journey recently took a look at Rogers Arena, ranking it in terms of food prices, atmosphere and fans (those doing the wave notwithstanding since you aren't real fans). [Stadium Journey]

NHL news:

  • As we all know, earlier in the week Garry Bettman played chiropractor on the NHL's conference structure. Daniel Wagner takes a look at the realignment, and wonders if a CFL or MLB-style system would work, to ensure the best teams make the playoffs every year. [Backhand Shelf]
  • Ryan Lambert from Puck Daddy does battle with John Steigerwald, the guy who tried to link Alex Ovechkin to steroids. This is pretty magical. [Puck Daddy]
  • The Minnesota Wild won again last night, despite being doubled in shots 42-21. Their hot streak is now on a Tim Tebow-like level. You want to watch mostly because you're waiting for them to fail spectacularly. The Canucks remain 6 points back in the Northwest.
  • Speaking of streaks, the Boston Bruins had a rather long one ended last night as they lost in regulation for the first time in over a month. Andi Petrillo from CBC did a good piece on Zdeno Chara, who apparently is a certified financial planner and speaks 4 languages. This likely won't change our perception on him as Canucks fans. Everything that comes out of his mouth just sounds like wookie to me. [CBC]
  • The latest from Bloge Salming/Down Goes Brown is IMO their best in a while. Is Alex Ovechkin a coach killer? [Down Goes Brown]
  • Justin Bourne looks one of the biggest assets in Sidney Crosby's ever-expanding repertoire: his backhand. [Backhand Shelf]

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Welcome Jordan!

Great to have you on board this crazy train!

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by nucksandpucks on Dec 7, 2011 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

Welcome!

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Dec 7, 2011 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

Admittedly, I did not watch last night’s game against the Avalanche.

who do you think you are, Tyler Seguin?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

speaking of which...
Kraemer4 Jacob Kraemer
Tyler Seguin said he was late because his alarm was on Boston time…That would have made him early. #KnowYourTimeZones

I can’t believe the media haven’t jumped on this, but sounds like we have a new meme #TylerSeguinProblems

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

he plays for Boston

FREE PASS

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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

well

I had him as a “sleeper” pick in my hockey pool this year ;)

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 7, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome aboard

I am a little troubled that as a Van Halen fan, you chose “Jump”. But I guess that makes more sense literally then “Jamie’s Crying”

Still…

I guess its OK as long as you don’t link to any Sammy Hagar Van Halen!

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 9:15 AM PST reply actions  

It could be worse

He could have been referencing the Pointer Sisters

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by westy99 on Dec 7, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

true...

Just getting the cut of the man’s jib. There are only two kinds of Van Halen fans, right? Dave and Not Dave….I don’t know any of the latter!

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Gary Cher.....

Nevermind

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by westy99 on Dec 7, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Van Hagar is a completely different and inferior group.

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by Twin Terror on Dec 7, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

no no

I was JUMPING into the rest of the post! I’m not even a Halen fan.

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 7, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out he is riding an unsustainably high shooting percentage

LALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA

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140 characters of pure hell

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 7, 2011 9:18 AM PST reply actions  

NM favorite Billy Sweatt is getting the call up to replace Booth

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140 characters of pure hell

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 7, 2011 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

actually my coffee is

french vanilla :p

way better than irish coffee :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 7, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

JohnLuTSNMtl John Lu
#Habs Campoli and Spacek will be examined by team doctors tomorrow night. Both are day-to-day. Will not play Thurs, no commitment for Sat.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

o/t

http://t.co/pw42sFtR

Harry Morgan, the prolific character actor best known for playing the acerbic but kindly Colonel Potter in the long-running television series "M*A*S*H," died Wednesday morning at his home in Los Angeles. He was 96. His son Charles confirmed his death, saying Mr. Morgan had been treated for pneumonia recently.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

96 is a pretty solid run.

by Canuckelhead on Dec 7, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

he was a great Colonel in that series.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Thomas Drance asks the question, is Luongo’s contract immovable? The short answer is “pretty much”,

Well, that’s the whole purpose of this type of big contract: to make a player immovable.That’s what you want, when you have one of the best goalies in the league, on your team.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Dec 7, 2011 9:54 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

and I don’t think he should or will be moved, but it’s worth exploring.

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 7, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

With Schneider playing as well as he has, it’s certainly a worth the time to see what options are out there.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 7, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

reporterchris Chris Johnston
The #stars Mark Fistric suspended three games, forfeits $16,216.23 in salary.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome man

You’ll have to pry my Irish coffee out of my cold, dead hands.

"I'll play on one leg, I don't care." - Ryan Kesler

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

@IrfaanGaffar: Laurence Gilman says as of this morning there were no “transactions” but by the time they land there might be…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

JoshRimerHockey Josh Rimer
Just talked to Krys Barch who confirmed he’s been traded to Florida Panthers!

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

FlaPanthers Florida Panthers
#FlaPanthers acquire Krys Barch & 2012 6th-round pick from #DallasStars for Jake Hauswirth & 2012 5th-round pick. Barch meets Cats in Boston

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

DavidJNeal David Neal
#FlaPanthers tomorrow could see the re-debut of Mikael Samuelsson. Dineen said if he has a good day today, he’s in tomorrow.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

good for Sammy

I still feel bad about him getting moved. I think the deal was in the best interests of the canucks, but I really liked the guy

<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

This looks like Twitter confirmation to me!
billysweatt Bill Sweatt
Thanks to everyone for the congrats. I’m excited. Can’t wait to play!

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

Morning Buzz?

More like Morning Wood.

What happened to that name? I thought it was golden.

Anyways, great read, keep them coming!

by The Stanchion on Dec 7, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

what happened?

players started using composite sticks

<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

and "Morning Composite"

isn’t nearly as catchy

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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

haha, I thought the attempted pun might grow tired after a while, but maybe I was wrong?

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 7, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

VanCanucks Vancouver Canucks
Media Release – #Canucks have agreed to a new East Coast Hockey League affiliate deal with the Kalamazoo Wings.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

Woot

?

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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

um

didn’t they do this 2 months ago?

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

new deal

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

@Aportzline: Word on LW Kristian Huselius (groin) is that he’ll be out weeks, not days. He’s missed 68 of last 92 games with #CBJ.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

DaveLozo Dave Lozo
The Canucks and Bruins are a combined 25-6-1 since October. You know, October. That month where you leave teams for dead after 10 games.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

No religious debates over this...just updating:
D_Booth7 David Booth
heal me oh lord and i will be healed; save me and i will be saved, for you are the one i praise-Jer 17:14 Nice Shutout, hatty, & WIN!
12 hours ago

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, i saw him tweet that last night.
was tempted to ask him if he followed any particular denomination of christianity.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing Pentecostal

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Can I rec that 10 times??haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh

so the knee had already been weakened from the hard floor in church. *shakes fist at sky

by Diehardnuck on Dec 7, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

mirtle James Mirtle
Tough news about Sidney Crosby, who will sit out the next two games as a precaution. He didn’t feel well after taking a hit last game.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/hockey/comments/crosby_out_next_two_games/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

So…does the NHL media turn on the Boston Bruins now that they’ve injured Sid?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well they shouldn’t.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

here's the real question

you sure they wouldn’t do it to anyone else?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't this getting a little old?

The whole “Boston gets special treatment even though they’re a bunch of goons” narrative. To me it’s getting as old as the Canucks are hated thing and when it comes form Canucks fans it’s especially bad cause it just sounds like sour grapes.

by Canuckelhead on Dec 7, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I say win at all costs. The Bruins do that.

/runs

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently

he had a collision with Kunitz?

by seedvt on Dec 7, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oh?

the reports make it sound like it was from a hit from the Bruins… that’s the way it reads anyways… he was taking a lot of punishment that game

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob MacKenzie

theorized that it was on a ‘collision’ with David Krecji. If one could describe any kind of contact with David Krecji as a collision.

Warm winds blowing, heating blue sky, and a road that goes forever...

by Smoboy41 on Dec 7, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there a worse NHL player taking a regular shift then Theo Peckham?

by CdP on Dec 7, 2011 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

Scott Gomez

what do I win?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Chirp, chirp said the Avs
News1130Sports News1130 Sports
Avs defenseman Kyle Quincey on Canucks – “We play them six times. Lapierre runs Wilson and knocks him out. Something has to happen,”

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

yawnnnn… Get back to me when you start winning.

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by Vancouverguy on Dec 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Something also has to happen re: Porter then, apparently.

Quincey needs to learn when to STHU.

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by Jevant on Dec 7, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

don't forget

The ‘accidental’ elbow that juice took.

by Diehardnuck on Dec 7, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah they aren’t in danger of repeating the history or anything.

knee on knee, asshole.

by Wisp on Dec 7, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it's scary

that Quincy has ZERO sense of irony… wow

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Maybe we can see if Bertuzzi and Moore can be there for their next meeting. You know, do a little formal ceremony to honor the last time.

by Canuckelhead on Dec 7, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Andrew Alberts once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

by raincity on Dec 7, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure the greatest team of this decade

Will figure something out.

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Kokosnötter, gå!

by Twin Terror on Dec 7, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

wolves on tv

http://www.abbotsfordheat.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=23800&ATCLID=205343497

Abbotsford, BC – The Abbotsford Heat is proud to announce an exclusive broadcast partnership with Shaw that will afford all Shaw subscribers across the Lower Mainland (Whistler to Hope) access to a live AHL game featuring the Abbotsford Heat and Chicago Wolves, the AHL affiliate of the Vancouver Canucks.

Abbotsford has visited Chicago twice so far this season and came out on the winning end on both occasions. December 2nd saw the Heat extend its undefeated run in the shootout to four games with a 3-2 decision on the strength of Leland Irving’s net minding. Within 48 hours of their first game in Chicago, the Heat returned to the Windy City and earned another road win as they tamed the Wolves 3-1 on December 4th.

The game will be broadcasted on Thursday, December 22nd from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois with puck drop scheduled for 5:00 PM Pacific. Heat President Ryan Walter summed up his thoughts by saying “We’re excited about giving local fans the opportunity to view our game on Shaw Television.”

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

sucks for those of us on the island though

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

or those of us in the interior

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 7, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Blazers, Rockets

Warm winds blowing, heating blue sky, and a road that goes forever...

by Smoboy41 on Dec 7, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

actually, the blazers have been doing shockingly well for the first time in a looooooonnnnng time lol

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 7, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Royals

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 7, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to this crazy family Jordan!

My coffee is a Nutty Irishman, espresso, milk, amaretto, and irish cream flavor. I don’t put it down till I’m done with it!

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by spriteofice on Dec 7, 2011 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Irishman?

Can’t use the term Irishman if it ain’t got no alkehol in it.

by Diehardnuck on Dec 7, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish there were!

I work in a coffee house/cafe so if alchy was in it, I think I’d be an alcoholic by now.

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You went off to find - anything else - anything less
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by spriteofice on Dec 7, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan_Kesler Ryan Kesler
The American express line just got decline! Get well soon boys we miss u out there. @D_Booth7 #missingmyamericans

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Ha

I like that even the players call it that now. That didn’t take long.

Andrew Alberts once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

by raincity on Dec 7, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The American express

line is on the critically endangered list. There is only one individual left in the wild. Not enough to sustain themselves.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Dec 7, 2011 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for the warm welcome and the good discussion, guys!

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 7, 2011 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha, nice:

Jannik “Honey Badger” Hansen

He goes to the dirty areas cuz he just don’t give a shit. It gets nasty but he don’t care, he just gets that puck in.

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Dec 7, 2011 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Hansen is on the verge of becoming a dynamic, major two way player on this team. I remember hearing/reading from time to time the past two years that the best player during Canuck practices was Hansen. I’ve thought he’s had the best defensive hands and vision among the wingers for some time and now his offense is kicking in. He seems to have gained the confidence this season to realize his eye opening practice play on the Big Stage. AV has choreographed his evolution and predicts great things from him. That goal where CoHo performs some of his offensive zone passing magic (now fairly common for him) to Hansen, who makes a move only a player who is completely self contained can make, finishing it with a pass to Bieksa who soccers the puck from skate to stick and in the same motion a seeing eye pass to Hansen, who knew it was coming. Could be in contention for “goal of the whatever” cuz all three players shone, especially Hansen, just like the entire Sedin line performed like a perfectly precisioned jeweled clock on their masterpiece. Booth has given me that same feeling. Little doubt a major player who helps make his line a great one. With two outstanding goalies being consistently stingy, this team hopefully captures the winning spirit of the 2010-11 version and it’s exciting to behold. Hope the Defensive effort follows suit and begins allowing less shots. Ballard for one seems that he’s in need of some counseling.

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by Bobby Canuck on Dec 7, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

Its nice that Kevin Porter is apologetic and all….but when you watch that hit, and hear this…

Asked about the knee-on-knee contact, Porter said: "I felt I was leading into the hit, and he tried to make a move around me . . . We hit knee-on-knee and he took the worst of it. I hope he’s alright."

it makes oyu wonder about the BS these guys feed themselves to get up in the morning.

He did not try to make a move on you Kev’. He was cutting right to the slot and you led with your knee. Cone one dude, you have thrown many hits in your career, you know you hung a knee…

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

oops...Come On!

From this article

http://blogs.denverpost.com/avs/2011/12/07/avs-porter-talks-about-hit-booth/9058/

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Porter meant to do it.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

does not matter what he wanted to do

It was one of the first things I was taught when coach told me about hitting. If you are not lined up to put the body in, you don’t lead with the knee. He led with the knee. I hope he gets several games.

He probably tore up the guy’s knee, and he is out for months. What ever his intentions is besides the point

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll get nothing

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

he has a hearing Sean

people that have hearings rarely skate away unless they are Lucic ( the only one that talked to Shanny so far and got off.

Nothing is your pick? I have 3-5 games!

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

gmacsports Gordon McIntyre
AV on SOB this morning: "Shane O’Brien hitting a player, I don’t consider that rough. We all have our own ideas of Shane and his toughness."

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

love that

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome!

I second the earlier suggestion to have the name ‘Morning Wood’ though ; )

Andrew Alberts once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

by raincity on Dec 7, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

please don’t.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

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Zack Kassian rifles a shot top shelf and puts the #Sabres up 2-0.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

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#Sabres score to make it 3-0

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Neil just hurt himself diving. off to the dressing room, still got called for unsportsmanlike-diving.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

bs

that was a fuckin dirty spear by Ovechkin…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i didn’t see everything, i just saw him leaving, the penalty called, and Twitter erupting.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

it's in gif form now, looks like natural skating motion

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

the camera angle on tsn

shows him clearly get him in the gut

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

besides

I don’t buy for a minute that Ovi was just skating there

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Me neither

If he had no idea someone was right there he woulda been surprised when he hit something a looked back. The fact he just keeps going like nothing happened is as good as an admission of guilt.

by Canuckelhead on Dec 7, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

very smoothly done by Ovie. 9.78 / 10 on style points

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 7, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The new coach must’ve taught him that one.

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by cyxj on Dec 8, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Must have been

all the ’roids he was taking – roid rage

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by Canuckles on Dec 7, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

correction

apparently Ovie speared him in the stomach-groin area.

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by missy on Dec 7, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

not good. I hate Neil and that’s totally a reputation call, but the refs totally blew that.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

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GOAL! #Flyers score with 1 second left in the 1st to get one back. 3-1 #Sabres after the first period

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Condra scores for Ottawa

and it’s tied at 1-1

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
David Booth out 4-6 weeks with MCL sprain.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

but he did not mean to do it!!!

THAT is why that kind of play is thought to be really dirty.

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

frontpaged it

yeah… the whole notion that they’re friends and he didn’t mean it so no suspension is mind boggling

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

the reason its thought so dirty

is that move before arthroscopic surgery ended a lot of careers.

To hear the politicking from the Denver Post, and the ( admittedly sincere, I am sure he feels horrible if it is someone he knows too ) apologies. Something tells me they are trying to avoid the suspension pretty hard.

Like their dumbass coach calling that shit “marginal”

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

to be totally fair

I’ve seen a lot worse examples of guys dragging the leg than the one from last night. Not that it’s excusable, just that I can understand the lack of suspension.

by Canuckelhead on Dec 7, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

has that been decided?

I have not heard one way or another on Shanny and him.

I’ve seen worse too, when guys turn it or really hang it out. The thing he did though, leading with it, its like you are set and the other guy is not, and kablamo.

Hate that shit.

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by vancitydan on Dec 7, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Foligno makes it 2-1 Sens

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

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Flyers knot the game with Hartnell’s wrist shot off Ehrhoff’s shinpad. Tied 3-3 after down 3-0. Took just 15:08 to erase the deficit.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

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Jagr goes through two defenders and beats Miller. #Sabres down 4-3

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Backstrom

and it’s Sens 2 Caps 2

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Ovechkin & Brouwer

bang bang and it’s 4-2 Caps late in the 3rd

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Ottawa makes it interesting

4-3 powerplay late…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 7, 2011 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

and an ENG made it 5-3

and I missed everything else because I had an involuntary nap while watching the game :(

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by BW79 on Dec 7, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

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