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Canuck Brunch- Realignment, Infections and Vampires, Oh My!

It's not often that the annual Winter Meeting of the NHL Board Of Governors has a response like the one that happened last evening. Hell, it's carried into the morning like the hockey version of the Berlin Wall coming down. A great many are celebrating what they see as mostly positive points in the new realignment plan, while a handful are angry, scared and upset. It's understandable, as this is going to basically turn the clocks back about 20 years to a time when the NHL kinda sorta made sense. There is a difference from that time period, the NHL I grew up with, in that there's a few more teams now than when they made the change in the first place. We're losing some rivalries and renewing, not gaining, renewing old ones. So like every other hockey blogger out there, I am gonna dish up my thoughts on all this, and try not to forget the Canucks have a big game against a divisional opponent before heading out on that Eastern road swing.

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First, let's look at the selfish aspect of realignment: How does it affect the Canucks? Right off the bat, the thing that jumps out for me is that there's no possible way to meet the Chicago Blackhawks until at least the 3rd round of the playoffs. This sucks for a bunch of reasons. First, it's one of the NHL's newer but most intense rivalries. These playoff battles and even the regular season games became the stuff of legend when Chicago joined the NHL 4 years ago. Now, unless the stars align and we draw them again this spring, it ends up feeling they've been transferred to another branch of the company. We'll see them at meetings and stuff, but it will be awkward.

Then one of the bright sides? 2 games against Minnesota, bitches! They've frustrated, annoyed, bored to us to tears and trolled us over the years. We can kiss that nonsense goodbye. This of course guarantees we will meet them in the playoffs since they're all good again and stuff, right? Let's just see how well they handle those nerve-wracking playoff shootouts first, shall we?

The realignment means a fairly significant reduction in travel for teams on this side of the continent, something that has always been a major issue for teams like the Canucks. While it will never be as cushy as some of the Eastern teams have it, the mere fact that the Canucks will be in a grouping with teams actually in the same time zone is amazing. It retains our current rivalries with the Edmonton Nugent-Hopkinses Oilers, tonight's opponent the Colorado Avalanche and those sad-sack Calgary Flames. We get a healthy dose of California, which is good for travel and time zone concerns, but bad for the inevitable injuries the Canucks will suffer due to slashes and cheap shots from guys like Joe Thornton, Corey Perry and Drew Doughty.

I haven't mentioned the Phoenix Coyotes yet, and for good reason. I don't want to upset Coyotes fans, but they need to get real here. The league simply cannot prop up this franchise any longer. There is reportedly a contingency plan in place to allow for a move to Quebec City (which would take care of one of the real negative aspects of realignment). The onus is on hockey fans in Arizona. The team can't possibly make it any easier for you to support this team. The tickets cost next to nothing. The team is playing reasonably well. If you can't get decent support for this team after all these years, it's time to say goodbye. It may not be what's best for hockey fans in Arizona, and the City of Glendale. But it's without a doubt what is best for the NHL and the game itself.

The playoff structure certainly has it's pros and cons, doesn't it? The divisional part I can rationalize, as it's a return to the way things used to be. Even the possibility of an all East or West Cup final. A lot of times that could end up being the best matchup. I mean, these used to happen. Look at the New York Islanders first Stanley Cup win. Bob Nystrom's ot goal in game 6 helped them defeat the Philadelphia Flyers. NBC be damned, I want to see the best teams go to war. This set up may actually do a better job of producing that. The downfall of it all is the 16/14 West/East difference. It is statistically easier for Eastern teams to make the playoffs because of this (all the more reason to move a team from an undesirable market to one that's more willing and able to support it). The sooner the NHL evens out the number of teams the better. And good lord, let's hope it's not through expansion. There are already too many teams.

On to more pressing matters, the Canucks look to win their 3rd of the 4 game homestand as they take on the Avalanche tonight at Rogers Arena. The Avs have managed to plug the holes that appeared to be dragging their ship to the ocean floor, and in doing so have likely bought coach Joe Sacco some more time. They've won three straight games but are only 5 and 5 in their last ten games, and currently sit 3 points back of the 8th place Los Angeles Kings. Semyon Varmarlov has been key in their recent turn around, along with a sudden surge in offence, that's seen the Avs score 18 times in their last 5 games. Sounds similar to the way the Canucks have turned things around: Better goaltending, scoring by committee, etc.

Roberto Luongo will start again tonight, looking to build on a solid performance the other night against the Flames. There will be some line shuffling thanks to the staph infection on Chris Higgins' foot that will keep him out of the lineup, but hopefully things won't be too out of sorts. Just a shame that Higgy had to go down for a bit, that second line of Higgins, David Booth and Ryan Kesler is developing into something awesome.

As you may have heard, NHL head disciplinarian Brendan Shanahan announced a two game suspension for Nashville's Jordin Tootoo for his hit on Ryan Miller the other night. I would have liked to see more, but I liked that Shanahan pointed out the way Tootoo veered into Miller as the puck left his stick. He also made mention of leaving his feet on the hit, something that Tootoo said was done to avoid the collision, actually causing more harm than good, as it caused him to make contact with Miller's head. I expect we will get an announcement on a suspension for Mark Fistrick of the Dallas Stars later today. And thank you to Ryan Lambert, who gave us the hockey meme of all time with #SidneyCrosbyIsAVampire. Absolutely amazing.

BAND OF THE DAY- ROTTEN SOUND

In honour of Finnish Independence Day, today's band of the day is Finnish grinders Rotten Sound. Here's to our resident Finn Sami Salo, blast some Rotten Sound and have a great game. Just sit down while you're listening to them please.


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This is totally off topic....

But I was just blasting some GnR before a massive study session, and the song “Get in the Ring” came on, making me realize how PERFECT an anthem it is for our current Canucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUnVp-CWbU

Why do you look at me when you hate me
Why should I look at you when you make me hate you to
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don’t even understand why the fuck you even care
And I don’t need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare don’t you think I feel it
But I’m gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I’m havin’ fun ya know I can’t conceal it
‘Cause I know you’d never cut it in my game- Oh no
And when you’re talkin’ about a vasectomy- Yeah
I’ll be writin’ down your obituary-
HISTORY

You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair,
Collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I’d like to crush your head tight in my vice- PAIN!!

And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin’ lies instead of the things we said
That means you
Barry Rozner in Chicago
Dr. Mark Recchi
Mark Spector at Sportsnet
Jack Edwards at NESN,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin’ dick

You be rippin’ off the fuckin’ kids
While they be payin’ their hard earned money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin’ lies startin’ controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I’ll kick your bitchy little ass
PUNK

I don’t like you, I just hate you
I gonna kick your ass,
Oh yeah! Ohyeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy
Oh yeah!

AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 850 POUNDS- THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS.

Get in the ring
Yeah

Yeah this song is dedicated to
All the Canucks fans
Who stuck with us through all the Fucking shit
And to all those opposed…
Hmm…well

by RogerFenway on Dec 6, 2011 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

And yes, I realize how ridiculously confrontational and dickish this is.

by RogerFenway on Dec 6, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

God it's a real toss up there

But I think I’d like NESN to be burned to the ground before I’d like to see the other three physically hurt (besides the other three are brain dead anyway, the damage is done)

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by Yankee Canuck on Dec 6, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I just posted the 4 most annoying Anti-Canucks voices that came to mind. I’m sure there’s about a million other names you could sub in. But honestly, is that not fucking bad ass!?

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by RogerFenway on Dec 6, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot

Joe Haggerty

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by Smoboy41 on Dec 6, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

which is weird

dude’s bigger than me

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You really think Bettman is going to allow contraction on his watch?

A move to Quebec may happen, but I have a hard time seeing him trim dead flesh.
Also, I’m shocked they’ve shaken it up this much and been so blatant with the Eastern bias when it comes to playoff contention. I hear people say things like “don’t worry, it’s not going to stay like this” but that’s putting the cart before the horse. It’s unfair right now. Looks like a product of negotiation with Eastern franchises who hold the bulk of power rather than a decision that puts fairness and the good of the sport above all else. Why isn’t there more outrage about this? Am I being unreasonable?

by Daoust501 on Dec 6, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

a bit

I am a guy that points to Eastern bias when I can, but in this case, I don’t think it is putting a cart before anything, as I think the Quebecor guys ( some of the richest folk in NA without a team ) are already building an arena that will then become the home of the Coyotes.

That evens it out nicely, and has the benefit of putting us in the 7 team conference. Though honestly, I think that they will tweak it a bit so someone does not have more points and not get into the playoffs to assuage that concern…

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by vancitydan on Dec 6, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think there will be a contraction

In spite of it being fairly obvious it is needed. When has the league ever done the right thing until it’s forced to?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

How is it obviously needed?

Despite the fact that some teams lose money, it is extremely profitable long term for the league as a whole to be as large as it is (TV Revenue).

The only reason it was a poor choice to move the Jets to Phoenix is because of the location they built their arena.

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by T.Haynes on Dec 7, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Alright, seriously, this is barely GB’s doing. Each NHL club voted on this measure, and it passed 26 to goddamn four. And Gary couldn’t contract his own sphincter without getting BoG approval: contraction involves buying back franchises, and that would mean 1) getting $0 for the Phoenix Coyotes and 2) paying an additional like $10m per team to kill Florida or some shit. You could be made commissioner tomorrow and we wouldn’t see contraction unless a meteor hit Dallas.

by Passive Voice on Dec 6, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

everyone should also read Harrison's piece at PD

on the ‘Western’ conspiracy. Great stuff…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

@ericfrancis
Eric Francis
Shanahan on not suspending Booth: “Doesn’t have to do w Booth or Tootoo’s reputation. Tootoo’s not being ridden into the goalie.”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 6, 2011 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

THANK YOU

I may not have the mile-a-minute zingers like Stanch, but dammit, I have my moments :p

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and cheap shots from guys like Joe Thornton, Corey Perry and Drew Doughty.

Nevermind the antics from your own guys. But hey! Welcome to the party you guys!! :)

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Dec 6, 2011 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

we hook, you slash

and the circle of life continues. Hey Ang, not like you to stick up for Corey Perry :p

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t Perry I was sticking up for – and you know it! :)

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Dec 6, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno...

I am just looking at the evidence there, that and your well-known crush on Drew Doughty

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you are just making things up! haha!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Dec 6, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

my apologies

I said Doughty. I meant Dustin Penner…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

I was way wrong. I thought she said something about bald guys and Ryan Getzlaf…but I guess that was another Angy

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by vancitydan on Dec 6, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys are sick! I have way better taste.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 6, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of the Broooons
NaokoFunayama Naoko Funayama
Tyler Seguin not in lineup tonight. Missed team breakfast this morning. Rules are rules. Not a problem, just young player needing to learn.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Listen kid, if you’re going to play here, you have to eat a puppy for breakfast every day. It’s the rules. Dr. Mark Recchi, MD, says so.

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by jabraham on Dec 6, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

arby_18 Ryan Blight
@
@mirtle Whole team was out late in Winnipeg. Got in to town at around 2:30 in the morning according to TSN Radio.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 6, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Out late in Winnipeg?

Bison tipping? All night perogy house? A late night screening of ‘Melanie’, starring Burton Cummings?

Warm winds blowing, heating blue sky, and a road that goes forever...

by Smoboy41 on Dec 6, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t like that some conferences are smaller than others. They should allow a team that’s in fifth to steal the 4th place spot in the smaller conference if they have the better record. Then I’d be more okay with it.

by marcness52 on Dec 6, 2011 10:22 PM PST reply actions  

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