Game 32: Canucks At Maple Leafs Preview: Pick It Up And Get This Mother Gone

CANUCKS
LEAFS

AT

Time Sat. 4:00 PM PST
TV CBC, NHL-N
Season Series 0 - 0
Last Meeting
4-1 Canucks Dec. 18/10
The Enemy Pension Plan Puppets Scoring Leaders H. Sedin: 8-27-35 Kessel: 18-19-37
Canucks
Category Leafs
18-11-2 Season Record 16-12-3
6th
Conference Position 7th
Lost 2
Streak Lost 1
10-7-1
< Road Record / Home Record >
7-4-3
7-2-1
Last 10 5-4-1
+24
Goals For / Against +/- -3
100 (3)
Goals Scored 94 (8)
75 (8)
Goals Against
99 (25)
1.11 (7)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.07 (10)
25.4 (1)
Power Play %
21.6 (3)
86.4 (7)
Penalty Kill %
73.0 (30)
52.4 (4)
Faceoffs % 50.4 (13)
673 (14)
Hits
691 (13)
361 (28)
Blocked Shots
480 (6)
201 (23)
Giveaways
300 (6)
196 (20)
Takeaways
215 (16)
14.6 (28)
PIM's Per Game Average
11.4 (13)
NHL.com

Finally...the Canucks... have come back... to Toron...... Toron......to run their mouth on all their candy asses! (Remember that Rock segment?)

The Canucks / Leafs games are my favorites every year.

But what about the Hawks, Z-berg? Aren't you

forgetting about the Hawks?

Woa woa woa woa woa woa woa wwwwwwwwoa! Let me tell you something jabroni, the Hawks can suck on a monkey's nipple. Dave Bolland loves Canucks strudel! Cuz Saturday night in front of the millions..........and millions of hockey fans nationwide it's the Leafs against the most electrifying team in hockey today!

Ask me about Toronto.

Do you think the Canucks are in for a tough night against Phil Kessel and......

It doesn't matter what you think! The Canucks are gonna go through the Leafs like Ex-lax goes through Phaneuf's fat-ass momma!

But Phaneuf is a beast!

Who knew that a man with 18 inch pythons would have half inch testicles! Phaneuf is a 6 foot pile of steaming stinking grade-A monkey crap!

Burkie has assembled a solid team.....

Look at the Leafs' GM! It looks like a monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Brian Burke!

So you like the Canucks' chances then?

The Canucks are going to take those blue and white rudy poos down to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive and then check them into the Smackdown Hotel! If you smeeeeeelllllllllllalalalaalla.... what the Canucks......are cookin'.

PROJECTED ROSTERS


Roberto Luongo

#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks

6-3

217

Apr 04, 1979



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2011 - Roberto Luongo 19 1040 11 6 45 2.60 474 429 .905 0


Dank - Hooking Hank - AMFB

The Professor - KesLORD - Beaker

MayRay- Chinook - Weeser

Ebb-n'-Flow? Mangina? - Money Mo - Lappy

Juice - Hammer

E Money - Undead

Hips - God


Jonas Gustavsson

#50 / Goalie / Toronto Maple Leafs

6-3

192

Oct 24, 1984

Canucks are coming? Better drink my own piss!



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2011 - Jonas Gustavsson 15 824 9 5 43 3.13 434 391 .901 0


Lupul - Bozak - Kessel

Kulemin - Grabovski - Frattin

MacArthur - Connolly - Armstrong

Dupuis - Steckel - Crabb

Gunnarsson - Phanoof

Liles - Franson

Gardiner - Schenn

WHO'S HOT

CANUCKS

  • Ryan Kesler: 2 goals and 6 assists in his last 6. I thought he sucked last game, though.
  • Henrik Sedin: 11 assists in his last 7. Finally, for the first time this season, somebody takes the team scoring lead away from Daniel.
  • Roberto Luongo: 4-0-1 in his last 5 games. Check out his game to game stats here.

LEAFS

TRENDS

  • Canucks are 6-0 in their last 6 Saturday games.
  • Canucks are 5-1 in their last 6 vs. Eastern Conference.
  • Canucks are 9-3 in their last 12 overall.
  • Maple Leafs are 23-52 in their last 75 games playing on 0 days rest.
  • Maple Leafs are 2-5 in their last 7 overall.
  • Maple Leafs are 5-13 in their last 18 vs. Northwest.
  • Maple Leafs are 2-6 in their last 8 home games.
  • Maple Leafs are 1-5 in their last 6 home games vs. a team with a winning road record.
  • Covers.com, ladies and gents.

MISC PHOTO

A little gift awaited Daniel Sedin when the team arrived in Toronto:

Photobucket

Photo by Dan Murphy.

VIDEO

The last time these teams met..it was wonderful:

Sundin puts a dagger into Leafs fans' hearts in the shootout:

Sundin destroys Brad May:

Scores! Greg Adams!:

The title of this post is brought to you by Soundgarden "Pretty Noose":

I frickin loves that band.

And I'll throw some memorable Rock quotes at you:

GO CANUCKS GO!

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