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This has turned out to be a busy day for news, both about the Canucks practice and around the league. And, for some reason, a whole bunch of big news decided to be released just at the top of this hour. Since it appears that Jordan hasn't figured out the trick of adding works full-time and doesn't have the time to add links to his post throughout the day yet, I'll give you a bunch of stuff right now:

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Marshmont escapes suspension?

Colour me not surprised.

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by Shand on Dec 12, 2011 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

oh, so there is a bear in downtown Vancouver….
seeing the tweets about it right now.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

blandcouver Blandcouver
Bear spotted in downtown Vancouver was tranquilized outside CBC studios. Apparently he saw @strombo on the big screen outside and dozed off.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh boy....

Kings GM Lombardi talking to press right now.

TheFourthPeriod David Pagnotta
Yikes… Lombardi unaware media knew about player-meeting.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

LAKings LA Kings
“[The players are] accountable. The coach has to pay the price but make no mistake, they’re the ones accountable for this.” – Lombardi

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

the way this organization is handling this

is awesome. It’s got more drama than a day time soap.

<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I know how to update my posts, I just have one of those “full-time jobs” that keeps me occupied throughout the day. Thanks for covering.

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 12, 2011 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

ah okay

not a problem.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Since it appears that Jordan hasn’t figured out the trick of adding works full-time and doesn’t have the time to add links to his post throughout the day yet, I’ll give you a bunch of stuff right now:

Wow. Show no mercy. You listen to Slayer, missy?

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, i have no idea who Slayer is.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

(googles Slayer, listens to clip on Youtube of Raining Blood)
uh, that’s not like ABBA…..

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, i have no idea who Slayer is.

kids today…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i played piano, flute and sang.
i was raised in the 90’s, with the likes of Britney, Christina, Backstreet Boys and NSync.
metal does not appeal to me.

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by missy on Dec 12, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

you played those instruments

yet listened to music like that? surprised you didn’t become a metalhead…

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i was raised in the 90’s, with the likes of Britney, Christina, Backstreet Boys and NSync.
metal does not appeal to me.

WHAT? No grunge???

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

try this...

http://youtu.be/lCpOAXIgF9U
Tori Amos covering Raining Blood

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that.is.awesome

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of metallica

did you see any of the stuff from their 4 night, fan club only 30th anniversary celebration? Final night last night, they jammed with Sabbath (including Ozzy) and some guy named Dave.
http://youtu.be/Z2R6HMwhvj8

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and some guy named Dave

lmfao!

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

did someone say LMFAO?

<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe :p

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oh dear D:

Have you accepted Aaron Rome as your Lord and Savior?

by Shand on Dec 12, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I also prefer Metallica’s version of Turn the Page

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and Whiskey In The Jar

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, that is another good one :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I win

http://youtu.be/43zqYNIvUh0

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I was a teenager for the 90s and I listened to metal and alternative/hard rock/grunge

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The coaching change should help the Kings. In fact, I’ll put $$$ on it, or some other crazy bet.

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2011 4:30 PM PST reply actions  

Zandberg will bet on anything!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and lose too!

<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Dec 12, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

even if they hire Sutter?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh?

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you sure you're not gonna?
@fan960walker: So speculation is Darryl Sutter next head coach of the LA Kings. Un-Freaking-Believable. I am floored.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

off the top of my head

I can’t think of a coach available who would be a perfect fit for the team. Someone like Laviolette would do them a lot of good.

by Jordan Clarke on Dec 12, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly. Laviolette. If it’s Sutter..fuck Lombardi is a tool

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta say I’m still not too high on Cody playing again so soon.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2011 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

How come

? If he passed all the tests, I don’t get it. I know its a huge thing right now, but not every contact to the head, even if he did look like he got his bell rung, does not mean an instant concussion.

I am reminded of Grabovski getting squished by Weber, coming back in the same game and scoring, and he was fine in the future after that one.

Sounds like they were cautious the game before, and he checked out fine.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Because one test immediately after the incident/game doesn’t mean he’s 100% clear of symptoms. Everyone is different, and he could be fine, I just hope they’re monitoring him still.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Dec 12, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would think that goes without saying

he seemed pretty clearheaded in the CDC interview today, for what that is worth.

I am just happy he is back because the 2nd PP kicks ass with him!

But in all seriousness, I think he is OK after that one. Maybe its a case of a hit looking worse than it was, you know?

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t trust the tests at all, basically. certainly not with a multimillion dollar investment.

by Passive Voice on Dec 12, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

but they all are million$$$ investments

at some point you have to trust the professionals to be professional. The Canucks were one of the first teams to take a doc on trips ( it costs big $$ and some of the other teams used that place to cut bucks sometimes ), and you have to think that after putting him through the tests and talking with him, he is good to go.

After taking a year out to get his back better, I don’t think this is a player that would risk himself. Seems like a smart kid.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

at some point you have to trust the professionals to be professional.

That’s the thing though. I basically don’t trust them when it comes to concussions. I don’t suspect the Penguins doctors are quacks, but, with hindsight, it’s clear that they fucked up royally last year post-Steckel.

by Passive Voice on Dec 12, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’m reasonably mad that Coho is doing anything besides sitting in a dimly-lit room right now. I hope whichever doctor cleared him for physical activity <two days after seeing him stumbling around the Corel Centre whatever they call it now is dragged before reporters tomorrow.

by Passive Voice on Dec 12, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

HA

I used to do his voice ( the cartoon character) every time he came on the screen in our playoffs with them to laughter all around.

Perfect. Rec’d.

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Roloson pulled

man, Tampa’s gotta have the most passive Dmen I have ever seen… Parise allowed to skate out from behind the net and score… 2 defencemen stand beside him trying to avoid making contact like he’s got leprosy or something

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

Garon's let in two

including a shorty… Tampa’s in trouble

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Pierre just gave Milbury a shot

for not drafting Parise when he had a chance…

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

MAN

Our PK is good, even great at #4.

NJD are a machine with a 93.4 coming into this game. Its a machine. Even Kovy doing what he should

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

also

does this PbP guy not see the replays?

he called it a great save on Vinny earlier, but the puck rolled off his stick on the replay. The Elias shot just now “off the post”, when it was about 6 inches or more wide of that into the netting.

US HOF Doc Emrick would have caught that…

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that was pretty funny. pierre’s been tolerable this game, beyond an inexplicable fondness for kurtis foster.

by Passive Voice on Dec 12, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Zandberg ever ...

join a cult church, like promised last year?

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by westy99 on Dec 12, 2011 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Yep. Bedside Baptist

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by Sean Zandberg on Dec 12, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

friedman's 30 thoughts

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/opinion/2011/12/carlyles-vaction-is-over-30-thoughts.html

17. Kevin Bieksa said he went to referee Kevin Pollock on Saturday night, asking him to watch Chris Neil. The Canucks defenceman claimed Pollock told him “they were good friends and he knows him well and he won’t cross the line.” Had a good debate with the NHL about this. I wanted Pollock’s reaction, but a couple of league officials said no because “what is said on the ice should stay on the ice.” So, I went to a few “independents.” Most of them agreed with the league.

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

agreed that it should stay on the ice?

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I see their point, but I see Juice’s too. It is a small world though. He probably knows Neil from cottage country and all.
]
But still, the guy essentially got a free pass in the 1st and took runs at Burr and Sweatt’s heads…

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ok just checking because for some reason I was confused lol

long day :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 12, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha I'm just like Sidney now

Or maybe CoHo!

I think I maybe just concussed myself a little bit….I was sorting books on the floor and banged the front of my head into the dining table edge. Half hour later and I’m still queasy and confused and just a little bit sleepy!

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by Pseuccubus on Dec 12, 2011 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

Hmmmm

half an hour later? I don’t know enough about concussions, but I would google MD that sucker …just in case!

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by vancitydan on Dec 12, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you need to go see a doctor

and please get someone to drive you. As the grumpy old man with 10 concussions on his rap sheet, you should listen to me and play it safe

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by Kent Basky on Dec 12, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll definitely go in to see someone tomorrow (and tonight if anything gets worse, for sure). I’ve had two others and both were way worse. I didn’t see stars this time, and I don’t really even have much pain, I just feel kind of stupid and tired.

I didn’t notice it much until I sat down at my computer to read, so that’s

WELL THAT WAS FUCKED UP

I was right in the middle of blowing Kent off there at around 8:15 when I started to pass out, so I went to lay on the floor with my feet up and whined for Mr. Pseu to call 911.

Then some nice paramedics came, and I got to take a ride in an ambulance, sit at the ER for 3 hours while an old man yelled the same word in chinese over and over for like an hour solid, a woman having seizures spontaneously puked right next to me, and 4 burly EMTs had to rush in to help an RCMP restrain a girl who did not look like she could possibly be strong enough to warrant it.. Finally the doctor saw me and he was a rude dismissive jerk about the whole thing, so I guess I’m ok. :) It seems I am just prone to passing out, and have “a minor concussion”, and probably need to take less risks regarding book organization? I don’t know. Obviously I should listen to Kent from now on, about all things. :)

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by Pseuccubus on Dec 13, 2011 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

jeez :( I hope you are ok

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 13, 2011 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you

I’m having some snacks now (they wouldn’t let me eat!) and will head to bed immediately after. A little achey still, but nothing like what I’ve had before.

Still, makes me even more nervous to think about CoHo playing in the next game, you know? :/ He was way more wobbly than I was and there’s no way I’d even want to so much as walk down a flight of stairs right now let alone play hockey.

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by Pseuccubus on Dec 13, 2011 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

rest up and take it easy :) and no more books for you :p

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Dec 13, 2011 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Pseu sez

this is a very actual accounting of the evening.

About 5 hours elapsed between “that’s” and “WELL THAT WAS FUCKED UP”. She literally dropped to the floor mid-dismissal.

by Dan Coover on Dec 13, 2011 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

and I hope you remember that

when it comes to headbanging and banging your head: LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY!

lol

glad it’s a minor one, but it shows how the slightest bumps can cause them. If I ever make it over to a meet up I will have to go through the list and how each one was caused lol

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