Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's everyone's favourite game that I just made up... "WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FAIL?"  The game where you, the faithful followers of Nucksmisconduct, determine which example of fall-flat-on-your-face after douchable boastery filled you with the most chortles.

Today's contestants:

Dan "Crapdildo" Carcillo

vs.

Darcy "HolycrapIsuck" Hordichuk

Our first candidate, Mr. Crapdildo, had this to say about our Canucks after signing with the Blackhawks over the summer:

I'm actually pretty excited to play them because there are a few guys there that I think played a little bit outside of their shoes... I think I can keep most of those guys in check when we play them this year.

And for all his lovely talk, in his first game against the Canucks, Crapdildo managed to earn 21 PIM, which resulted in a powerplay goal for the Canucks and at one point taking his own team off the powerplay.  What he was doing on the ice during a Blackhawks powerplay remains a mystery to me, but I aint complaining.  Oh and Crapdildo's Blackhawks lost the game 6-2.

Meanwhile, our second candidate, Mr. Holycrapisuck, had this to say about his grand plans to disrupt the Sedins and show Gillis why he's needed prior to playing the Canucks for the first time as an Oiler:

It's great when I get into a game like this because they are the guys you want to try to abuse on the ice. We'll see how they respond.

And this is what he did in his 5 seconds of ice time in the game:

Oh and HolycrapIsuck's team lost that game 4-3.  And now he's been out 9 games and counting with an injury. 

So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, who's today's winner on WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FAIL?  Please vote, and let us know why in the comments.