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Canuck Brunch- It's Just Not The Same- November 16

"Look, this has all been fun and stuff.  And we'll still see you from time to time.  But we are so over you.  Maybe you'll find another team you think will believe you when you try and tell them you let them win"

 

It will go down as one of the greatest moments in Canucks history.  Game 7 overtime winners often stand up like that for any team.  But with all the buildup, the two previous playoff losses, the animosity on the ice and in the media, it all came to an incredible crescendo.  Maybe it's just me, but suddenly I find myself not quite as excited to see the Canucks take on the Blackhawks now.  Should we be breaking up with them and looking for a new primary rival?  It really feels like a relationship that ended badly, and they're the crazy chick trying to get back together with us.  Jonathan Toews commented on Team 1040 that the last game between these two teams was all the Hawks letting the Canucks win and not anything that Vancouver did.  That smacks of desperation.  Apparently Jonny will not be ignored.  What next, you gonna cook up a bunny, Jonny?  Whatever.

Star-divide

After the Game 7 defeat, the Blackhawks learned that they were missing pieces, pieces that left after their Cup win in order to keep their core intact.  So they went out and made some signings, Daniel Carcillo being the one that everyone's focused on.  Carcillo sure made an impact in that last game, no?  Seems like Steve Montador has been far more valuable to them, helping get their at times embarrassingly pathetic power play rolling.  And the Hawks are certainly confident right now, chests puffed out after wins over the Calgary Flames, Columbus Blue Jackets and the falling back to earth Edmonton Oilers.  If that helps you sleep at night, good on ya.  There's much being said about their 6 point lead over the Canucks at the moment.  There's only 2 more wins in their column, and with how clogged up the standings are in the West still, 2 or 3 losses could knock them off that perch quite easily.   The gap will get closed tonight.

No panic in Canuckville with Roberto Luongo out with an upper-body injury, as Cory Schneider has likely been chomping at the bit for a start.  Add in the motivation to make up for Game 6, where he coughed up a lead then had to leave due to dehydration, and I expect a stellar game from Schneids.  And why shouldn't we?  There's so much being made about how the Hawks have the Canucks number, still.  It's an embarrassingly lazy and inaccurate narrative.  Want the truth?  The Canucks have won 7 of the last 10 meetings. That, my friends is all you need to know.

Looking forward to a statement game from Ryan Kesler tonight.  His road back from surgery has been a slow and frustrating one for him and fans alike, but he is primed for a breakout.  Add in the solid play of Cody Hodgson, a defence that is starting to right itself, and a sign that the team's 5 on 5 play is finally emerging from it's slumber and it all adds up to a Canucks win. 

There will be a lot of trolling today, especially with the awesome fundraising effort by our friends over at Canucks Army.  You need to keep your sense of humour about this.  I think it's gonna be a lot of fun, especially after a win tonight.  No nasty name calling here, not today.  Just 1 game of 82. 

BAND OF THE DAY- SPERMBIRDS

Throwing a little punk your way today, these German skate punks are the perfect pump up music for the day, no pun intended...


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I don't think that's ever going to get old.

 Rec’ced.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

flec'd

I know Stewart is an honest player and Kronwall.. well.. he’s the original “Piece Of Shit”.. but that was a bad, bad hit/push and could have had a much worse outcome.. so the Shannabamadingdong seems about right..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So what you're saying is

the specter of Colin Campbell favoritism still exists…

Pardon me I'm only bleeding But you cut me To the bone And tonight You're probably feeling Like a Human Cannonball

by hairhelmet on Nov 16, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ppsssshhhhh

naw

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by Canuckles on Nov 16, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Good article, Kent.

I do look for ward to these games as there is probably not a more heated (and sometimes stupid) rivalry among the two fan bases.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

thanks

personally I dig that the Oilers are gonna get better… and Minny too. divisional rivalries are great. this one’s jumped the shark now that we beat them…

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Has it?

It’s not really a rivalry until both teams win. Otherwise it’s just a beatdown

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s alive and well. These games are some of the most anticipated of the season. Usually entertaining as hell too. Some incredible hockey players on both sides.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

when you say "now that we beat them"

I presume you’re talking about Playoff Series, right? I’m with Kesrows on this one… alive, well and simmering just nicely..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Just because we beat them in one series doesn’t mean the rivalry’s dead. I would make sure I’m available to catch this game, no matter how busy it gets.

My dislike for Toews is slowly approaching Kane-ian levels though.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

love the nucks hawks games...

spermbirds first song sounds like hillel slovak era chili’s. Not the second one tho.

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 16, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Ebbett
imacVanSun Iain MacIntyre
How serious is Andrew Ebbett’s broken foot? 10 games. #Canucks put him on LTIR, making Ebbett ineligible to play until Dec. 6.

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

Jonathan Toews commented on Team 1040

LOL – I love it when the Hawks expose the Canucks for what they are.

Johnny Toews has a sad.

by Diehardnuck on Nov 16, 2011 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

good article, one comment

Chicago:1
Vancouver:0

in stuff that matters, no?

All the Canuck players always talk about how “nothing else matters but the big one”.
I think that Canuck fans should realize this too.

by Browney on Nov 16, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Cool story, bro.

Have you accepted Aaron Rome as your Lord and Savior?

by Shand on Nov 16, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

At least you did not throw in the 3 ancient ones…

I think we are well aware of the number of Cups won in this marketplace. Hell, look what happened D/T when we lost in Game 7 twice! ;-)

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

1 what? Douchebag cabby abuser? Arrogant grumpy captain who beaks off and whines alot? Daniel Carcillo? Please, tell us what chicago has ONE of that Vancouver doesn’t…besides the sears tower of course. I’m sure you don’t mean stanley cups, cuz that would make u incredibly stupid if u think chicago has ONE of those…

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 16, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

well..

we’ve got one playoff series loss.. and you don’t?

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

as I explained to someone yesterday

soon enough Hawks fans will talk about that 1 that’s so far in the rear-view mirror they can’t see it. Ask Flames fans about it.

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

good comparison

The Flames were supposedly the deepest, and bestest team ever after that one in ‘89. I’m all for acknowledging the Hawks win in 2010.

Fuel for the fire…for the team and us.

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You might as well have had “Chicago Blacksox Fan since 2010” written in your sig, just from that statement alone.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Admittedly, I didn’t read further about how you didn’t think it was necessary to count the Cup wins from the 60s… so I thought you were one of the… shall we say.. more outspoken SCH members who came over with the sole intent of trolling.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

1) there was only 1 cup win from the 60s, so it’s win, not wins.

2) I’m not trolling. I just activated my SB account and thought that friendly discussions was what this was all about…re-read my original post . It wasn’t nasty at all.

by Browney on Nov 16, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

you're all good

hair trigger brought about by past experiences… ;-)

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Friendly discussions between SCH and NM? Wow…you are new.

Kidding (partially).

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

and why is anyone talking about discounting any Cup wins at all? Admiteddly it’s a whole different ball puck game to the Original Six days but those Cup Banners in the rafters are an inspiration to every single player and fan of the relevant team like no other.. and when (notice I say when rather than if) you win one, you’ll understand.. and it looks to me like all SCH types are on their bestest behaviour here.. you’d hate to see what we’re like at home!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

well mike

a few things. The ancient Cups were won in two rounds. It was easier when 4 of six teams made the playoffs, and for crying out loud, some of them were not even best of seven!

As to the whole SCH/NM thing, I can’t comment for others, but it used to be fun. The only “banter” that occurs any more is over here with folks that are cool and come on over.

Personally, I just don’t go there as much anymore, and then only to lurk.

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hence the different ball game..

but a Cup is still a Cup.. and like I said, when you’ve had that feeling you’ll know.. as for SCH/NM.. plenty fun happens over at SCH.. westy99 gives as good as he gets and is a welcome voice any day of my week.. Missy is universally respected, Semi and Temu ditto.. and I miss AidanB who hasn’t been around for ages… there are some automatic ‘Nuck Fan Abusers’ over there, but heck, they’re everywhere.. and maybe it’s a little strong sometimes but that’s because the rivalry is too.. would you rather us be another Minnesota (or, from our point of view, you be a Nashville?)

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

its totally self inflicted

I used to have some tremendous insightful conversations with folks there, and like most of the same that come on over.

But the “automatic” gets a little much sometimes, and all the cool kids come here anyhow.

I made the mistake of defending Hank’s comments after Game 7 and was vilified for it. So thats why I don’t go by much any more. Its totally on me there. I just can’t be troubled any more. Does not mean I don’t think the vast majority are cool beans.

And Minny? They hate us with a white hot passion, and we usually respond with a “meh”. Both teams being contenders helps huh?

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I know this from Soccer-Fandom.. my team (Arsenal) are absolutely hated by our near-neighbours in North London, Spurs.. like, really hated in ways that North American Sports Fans would find it hard to believe.. whereas, because Arsenal have won shitloads over the last few decades and Spurs haven’t.. well, we don’t hate them, we kind of pity them.. (although this may be changing as Spurs are suddenly good again).. yeah, that competition adds to it.. it’s like we can hate the Beej while knowing that they’re shite.. but the burgeoning rivalry with Nashville, which has no local-vibe but is more based on recognising a genuine threat, is interesting

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

once the Preds

Spend to the Cap, if they stay in your division, it will get very interesting. If they sign all three and build around.

Shee-it. Once they beat you guys once in the playoffs, that will be their “hump”, not us for taking them out in the second round.

Pending realignment, of course

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

VCD and I both know a little bit about the rivalry you’re talking about. City can rot in hell for all I care.

Good to see you guys rebounding nicely. I think you guys are almost up to 6th, if I’m not mistaken, and it’s nice to see them turn this around after such an abject start to the season.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

still need

to play CL instead of Europa playoff games more often.

But I do like Spurs more than City, and will insist on detesting Arse-enal at least until that arrogant French bastard leaves the coaching chair.

Then again, when your manager is Sir Alex, well….

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how SAF talks about Arsenal as if he was patting Arsene on the head….

SAF: now now.. I know we’re not rivals any more. I wish you nothing but the best…. in your fight out of relagation and back into Europa league play.

Such a troll-face.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That little Italian (?) bugger

…I don’t follow closely enough, but I am wondering if he said anything in the “game we shall not name” this season.

Or if he looked at SAF trophy case and only muttered them to himself.

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, not much. I didn’t read anything about that one either. (although that might have just been me avoiding news outlet after for about a week…)

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

funnily enough

all my Mother’s people are Mancs.. and City Supporters to the hilt, as most Mancunians are.. United’s support comes from the suburbs and millions around the world.. but I only liked City when they weren’t very good.. all this stupid Saudi money they’ve got lately makes me rememeber why I stopped caring about Premiership Soccer and started watching the ’Hawks.. the US/Canada have the right idea when it comes to salaries/supplemental discipline/general ethics..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

the amount of money is obscene

its like a global penis measuring contest for very wealthy men.

I don’t really blame the players, in any league. If someone offered me all that, you know?

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

but they have responded

like whiney, douchey.. well, NBA players basically..
The case of Stephen Ireland (ex of Man City) who changed his story twice about which one of his (both very alive) grandmothers had died to get out of playing an Ireland International.. because that’s only he boyhood dream of every little scrote like me, y’know? Fuck him!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck him too. That’s the biggest difference. A National is a National. If I was good enough to play for my country, I better be short an arm and a leg if they wanted me to skip that game.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at hockey. Most guys DREAM of getting called on for those games. I totally respect that.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. I’ll apologize for jumping on you prematurely. (Figure of speech, of course.) Not all your SCH mates are as friendly.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ditto

the 1-0 comment came off as troll-y to me…interestingly if you’d said 4-0 i would have thought it friendly banter… as someone mentioned above: hair trigger due to some of the hate we see here. Sorry.

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 16, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He has a point

Cups are what matters and the Hawks have one recently and the Canucks don’t.

But then I still wonder why the Hawks players say they “get up the most” for these games if they have won what matters….

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

because this is a great, great rivalry!

two real contenders who cross each other’s paths frequently (but often in important games) and yeah, we’ve got the cups.. but you guys came pretty f’n close last year. I love it. SCH has been electric all day in the build up to this and I’m going to be sitting up for a game that starts 3AM in my timezone…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i.e.

wouldn’t catch me doing it for San Jose…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Now thats a fan

Europe I assume? I am guessing London in the pool

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Limerick, Ireland

also known as “Stab-City”… but we love it.. sort of..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Great story. Compelling, and rich.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Nov 16, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

34, 38, 61 ...

don’t really count. I was referring to 2010, since you’re article was referencing the “end of a rivalry”. I don’t think that glenn hall, Pierre Pilote, Dollard St. Laurent, Bobby Hull, Earl Balfour and company are playing tonight… are they?

by Browney on Nov 16, 2011 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

or Andre Boudrias, Don Lever and Jocelyn Gouvremount!

I was thinking about this today. Botchford on the morning sports show ( and I am sorry, but their is NO comparison between hockey writers in the two cities. Rozner seem to be an embarrassment to everyone, Sassoone is an unabashed cheerleader, and Jessie Rogers is WAY too into the “rivalry” to be fair…another cheerleader )…that this is not a recent rivalry, for all the young fans remember.

1982.

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

funny...

Also, interesting that Vancitydan commended me for not including the three ancient ones and Twitchy67 chastised me for it.

by Browney on Nov 16, 2011 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

.

Have you accepted Aaron Rome as your Lord and Savior?

by Shand on Nov 16, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

nice 'stache

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

there's a guy

who would dominate Movember

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This game ...

will go one of two ways.If the HAWKS can’t stay out of the box.canucks win. Our PK and PP aren’t even in the top twenty ( yet).. This season,so far,canucks win and lose on the power play. HAWKS play smart and stay out of the box..HAWKS win. So far this year no team is better than us 5 on 5. Either way,should be a great game.

by Tokyo Ross on Nov 16, 2011 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Really?
So far this year no team is better than us 5 on 5.

NHL.com lists 6 teams ahead of the Hawks in terms of 5on5 Goals for/goals against

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough

but I think the original point stands.. the ‘March To The Box’ has frequently been a deciding factor when these two have met, one way or another.. and the (nascent) ‘Shedding Of The Clown Shoes’ by the ’Hawks PP helps in this balancing..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

oops..

How’s this then…HAWKS are better than the canucks at even strength.

by Tokyo Ross on Nov 16, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is way more accurate. Good 5 on 5 numbers, special teams a little hurting.

We are the opposite, so composure and discipline should make the difference tonight.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The Canucks one

Has an on ice shooting of 6.2% and an on-ice sv% of .892
:((

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

reads the comments and sighs

Gotta be honest, this is why I don’t do troll posts. I suck at them. Seemed like a good idea when I was writing, but it went off the tracks…

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

waylon'd

:p

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

llol

Pardon me I'm only bleeding But you cut me To the bone And tonight You're probably feeling Like a Human Cannonball

by hairhelmet on Nov 16, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Any deadmau5 fans out there

Who haven’t heard the new song should check it out

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

TSN Ice Chips

http://watch.tsn.ca/nhl/#clip569229
 
Man, seeing the inside of the room brings back memories of the finals.

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

I have the Nucks ranked just whisker behind the Hawks

Hawks 9th at 1.896
VAN 11th at 1.861

(3.0 is a perfect Max, 0.0 is total failure and Shit, Mean is 1.5)

Should be a good close game!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

sorry

In regards to what?

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Think he’s wondering what the hey the number means

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Your calculation of the numbers.

I’m a little dense today.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a system

That uses GF/G-GA/G-GD/G and adjust it by SOS (Strength of Schedule) in specific formulas for each. From there each teams percentile is determined for each category, and the three categories are summed into a final score. Because the highest percentile in each category is 1.0 and the lowest is 0.0, this means 3.0 is the highest and 0.0 is the lowest, and because it is a percentile system 1.5 in the mean.

BOS is the highest at 2.69 and CBJ the lowest at 0.103.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Florida at 3

Is really odd to see

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What was the reason for Boston’s struggles earlier in the season if they were putting up such strong numbers? I’m surprised because I was under the impression they were not playing well at all… but the numbers seem to suggest that they were playing well, but losing close games.

Was it strong opponents? Or having a bunch of big wins, thus inflating your numbers?

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

They were very low for the first couple weeks of the season <25th usually

But since, they have been playing VERY well indeed! They have a GF/G of 3.5 to a 2.375 GA/G. That is the best GF/G in the NHL and top 1/4 GA/G. They have now have 56GF to 38GA a HUGE goal difference. Even after SOS softens these (-0.15) their lowest Percentile is GA/G at 0.756. I think this checks with the eye test, they have been playing very dominant as of late. SRS (Simple Rating System) also puts them first by a HUGE margin at 0.98 2nd is 0.71.

FLA has 52GF to 42GA a large differential to the mean, with a 3.05 GF/G to 2.47 GA/G also both very good to the mean. Also after both are softened by a weak SOS (-0.11) their lowest percentile is 0.478 in GA/G (just below mean) while GF/G is a 0.793 and GD/G is 0.862, both very strong. So it shows average goal tending, but a very good offense. They do also have 21 points to this point. SRS puts them 5th

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Florida, under the eye test, is really strange. Many times now, they’ve either blown another team out, or got blown out by another team. The 9-8 game against Philly immediately comes to mind.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

But the more the season moves on, and the more these numbers settle out, their record, SRS and this system all agree, they are NOT playing bad Hockey by any means, and in fact are playing pretty good on the whole! Now with between 16-19 games per team, one blow-out one way or another is not enough to skew to an extreme point.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ah… a statician’s favourite: sample size. (And I whole-heartedly agree. Too easy for some writers to abuse stats based on small samples)…. and that is why I would love to have a chance to give MSN a giant middle finger.

Thanks TMFF. Are you planning on breaking out another one of your awesome photoshop pieces tonight?

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been to damn busy to make a new one,

But since you asked I can break out an “older” one I made that has yet to grace the viewers on this site, just ask and you will recieve!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I rarely agree with them, but they are just too awesome.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I have another (in addition to the one below)

But I hesitate to use it

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that one

rec

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

See

I’ve got no problem with this. It’s true!

I’ll never understand why Hawks fans can’t just take it as a compliment that we felt beating them in the finals was an achievement to be proud of. You have a good team that our team had a lot of problems overcoming. It meant something to us for the Canucks to win that round.

Why should we have a problem admitting that?

And why do you (okay not YOU specifically, TMFF, but you know, you-you guys-you) insult your team by constantly implying it’s somehow foolish of us to be proud of this?

Do you think we shouldn’t care? Should we feel like beating you was as meaningless as beating, oh I don’t know, the Leafs?

I mean, if that’s what you want, okay. Anything to promote warm and easy camaraderie I suppose. ;)

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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

because fuck you thats why

but seriously, its probably because we cant resist getting as many barbs in as possible.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Nov 16, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You sound pretty upset

Are you going to be okay?

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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I REALLY LIKED THAT PONY, DAMNIT

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by ahnfire on Nov 16, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Kaner agrees! lol

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

some take it as compliment

the ones that don’t are just noisier.

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by ahnfire on Nov 16, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, no

I totally understand your point.. what we found (objectionable/annoying/whatever was that you guys crowed like you’d just won the cup.. and you’re right, it was a big deal for you to “Slay the dragon” etc.. but (and I mean this with respect) from a Cup-winning perspective.. well.. the other way around, we wouldn’t have bragged..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i think the big reaction to beating you guys last April was how, after losing to you guys 2 years in a row, we finally got past you.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that

But I think to many (here and SCH) it was not seen as what it should have been. A step, not a crescendo!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

that’s it.. in 2010 we went past you and just thought “Who’s next?” whereas it seemed for you guys like you’d won your cup by beating us.. just my opinion though..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
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by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that’s a very good point.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the way it played out. If you would have beaten us in game 7 to come back the way you did, it would have completely fractured an already fragile psyche.

I really do shudder to think of the outcome the other way.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

To us I know it would have been pure delight

And probably the highlight of the season (I do not think the Hawks would have made it past the CF not matter what). But also for us, it would have been a telling tale of “never say die”, and that is how Toews SHG to tie is seen. Not as THE high point of the season for the HAwks, just THE personification of him, “Never Say Die”!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I get it. Just meant a helluva lot more to us than to you. I remember you guys winning some silly little trophy the previous year already.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that

It was like the Bulls getting past the Pistons back in the day. But I don’t recall the Bulls acting as if they had won the O’Brien Trophy afterwards.

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by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

i think there’s officially more SCH here than at SCH…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That's ok

There’s a few NMers at SCH. Those who are brave enough to engage us, at least.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

(me)

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

no you’re not.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

me

Everytime John Scott touches the ice, Bolland kills a kitten with his empty stare.

by westy99 on Nov 16, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

me :) a little bit anyway :)

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by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

being on home ice

helped. That was more just honest elation after almost blowing it.

I get the “meh” on the celebration from a Hawks side though. Probably hurt a little bit… ;-)

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I was never really tore up with the Hawks losing

They did not have it all in place IMO (talent yes, health no) to go all the way. I think it served the Hawks well for this campaign to get a long rest after two short summers.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The NBA

hands out a trophy. Isn’t that cute.

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
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by Smoboy41 on Nov 16, 2011 5:14 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

not this year

they don’t!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

cough cough

The NHL and MLB has no room to talk!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry

but the World Series champ gets one of the lamest trophies around. Hell, even our junior hockey Memorial Cup leaves that thing in the dust. And don’t get me started on the Lombardi phallic symbol.

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
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by Smoboy41 on Nov 16, 2011 5:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

..and a rec.
If we can’t all agree on this, something is seriously wrong.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh

The World Series is pretty Classy IMO. The Pennants of all 30 teams in a manner hailing to yester-year. I like it, it is a good symbol.

However, nothing comes close to the Grail. It is THE BEST period!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hail to the Grail!

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
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by Smoboy41 on Nov 16, 2011 6:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Just to be clear

You all get that the “dragon” wasn’t the Hawks, right? You do realize this quote historically refers to defeating your inner demons, and that neither we nor the press thought this victory meant the Blackhawks were forever defeated or anything dumb like that?

That said, I can only speak for myself, but yeah, winning that round felt like a huge accomplishment for lots of reasons, and I don’t feel it lessens my team at all to admit that one of them was that your team has recently been a huge challenge for our guys.

I know a lot of people think that how a thing ends determines how a thing is defined, or that if you don’t everything, nothing else should ever feel good, but meh, that’s not how I go through life (anymore!) I’m not going to waste my time watching months of hockey if the only way I’m allowed to feel good about it is if I cheered for the one team out of 30 that won the cup at the end. That’s ridiculous!

The wins are GREAT and the losses SUCK and neither one ever cancels out the other, and at the end of the season I feel like I really experienced something and damn that win sure does make me happy whenever I remember it.

In fact, I’m thinking of it RIGHT NOW. And also, NOW. Hahahahaha!

Mmmm, good times.

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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

like I said

I understand that.. and if Sharpie’s shot had of gone in it would have become an iconic moment in ‘Hawks history and we would have gone crazy.. but would have still played it down in view of the challenges ahead (best example I can think of is the Kane late equaliser/Hossa OT against the Preds in 2010.. it kind of defined the playoffs but was taken as a sign of what was to come rather than the thing itslef).. but, dude, we’re splitting hairs here.. it’s early in the season and I’m just plain looking forward to tonight!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahah

nice!

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by Canuckles on Nov 16, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

Thanks TMFF.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ladies and gents of NM

meet TMFF.. he sees numbers in the way we mere mortals see.. trees.. and cars and shit!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I mention my job is 90% numbers analysis in the real world?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i know, dude...

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and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

we didn't

ahhh…math. Are you a real life Charles Epps then?

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so much (though I loved that show!)

Been using subjective/analytical math for the past 15 years now as a Sonar Technician. Besides I am a very analyitical person. I do not like “I believe” buttons, I need to know the how and why to take it on board.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He also sees the Hawks as a hockey team….2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

zing. He’s like Cam…. only from hell.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy you guys quoting Toews in your picture's caption

Mighty manly thing to do I must say!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh come on now

a made up quote is tamer than much of what’s said from your side of the hill. you’re starting to look as humourless as a canucks fan…

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the way I saw things when I checked the stats yesterday. Despite being 1st vs 10th, the teams are very close

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by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure Henrik made the exact same comments after game 7

That the only reason the Hawks came back to win 3 games was because the Canucks ‘let them back in’.

Let’s call bullshit evenly if we’re going to call it out, shall we?

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by mhsilver on Nov 16, 2011 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, he's been my favorite player since the 3 shootout goals in the juniors.

Obviously I was going to step up. :D

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by mhsilver on Nov 16, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll admit, I was watching that too, and Taser is amazing. I’ll reserve my admiration for him though… it only comes around once every 4 years….

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but

just think of what he could accomplish once has that stickumpmyassectomy? He’ll be unstoppable…

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I get where the Toews hate comes from

And I’m not just being a blind, Hawks homer. Kane – I get. Carcillo – that’s a gimme. Bolland – of course. But Toews? Help me out here. Did he steal your lunch money, or something?

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by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s just a POV issue. The very things you admire him for, the competitiveness, the unwillingness to lose, etc. When we watch clips of what he says, you guys interpret it as what you guys think it is, leadership and doing whatever it takes to win, whereas we interpret it as, whiny/bitchy and frankly, juvenile.

There’s nothing wrong with this discord, and there’s no way to convert each other.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just curious.

Most people from other fan bases that I know respect and admire Toews and wish he were on their team. It’s usually only here that I see Toews get regularly get blasted.

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by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If he was on our team.. I’d probably love him just as much. But a lot of the interviews came off the wrong way, and I chose to interpret it in the most jaded way possible.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

if he was on our team

everyone would be ragging on him for it :p #CanucksConspiraciesFTW

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

for truth

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

KB NM speaks

with wisdom

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by Twitchy2010 on Nov 16, 2011 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's most likely the media's fault

because I know I didn’t (and rarely ever) hear anything about the Sedins taking responsibility.

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by ahnfire on Nov 16, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s because the media always jumps on Roberto whenever he lets in more than 3 goals, which happened 4(?) times that series.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

http://awkward-sandwich.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-have-failed-as-sports-parent.html

What made it so much worse was that for the next two months I had a two and a half year old walking around the house saying “Daddy, the Blackhawks lose. The Blackhawks lose to the Ca Nucks! The Ca Nucks win.” “Daddy, daddy the Blackhawks lose”

I heard this for two straight months. Finally I snapped. I couldn’t handle it anymore. We are driving home from school, and from the back seat that little shit starts it up again. “Daddy, the Blackhawks lose.”

I KNOW! And it’s lost, not lose. If you’re going to taunt, get it right.

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

this is meant very light-heartedly

toews face

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

nice…
that was a great article by that guy. I had one of my granddaughters unintentionally trolling her leafs fan dad once :)

by Kent Basky on Nov 16, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So is this

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man

That is good.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Gold. Just gold.

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by Vancouverguy on Nov 16, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite

Clams? Really?

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?

by Smoboy41 on Nov 16, 2011 5:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It really feels like a relationship that ended badly, and they’re the crazy chick trying to get back together with us.

I dunno. If Patrick Kane fought Jerry Sandusky I’d have a hard time picking sides.

by Passive Voice on Nov 16, 2011 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

I'd put all my money on 20 cent

in that one. Slimy bastard would probably would be too busy making googlyeyes. Now if he was versus…Justin Bieber, well, OK then!

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

also

on the topic of that song, my grandpa is getting tickets for a few of us to see Carmen in February.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob.. BOB!!!

yer link is broken!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
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by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

just copy/paste into your address bar.
he just posted it in the title line.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah..

I knew that.. I just had pity on the innocents who may not otherwise be exposed to the ‘genius’ that his HIBLD…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
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by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and this one's my

favourite of the Muppet Phenomena

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
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by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Last one here I promise

MY current favorite photoshop of mine (also my Avatar)

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

it works because Kane is a daft little punk.

by Passive Voice on Nov 16, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

funny!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

excellent

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Nov 16, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Daft punk

Did the soundtrack for Tron: Legacy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

meant to be directed at the Kane comment.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Nov 16, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like

a subtle comment that he secretly wants to be a Shark?

LOL

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by vancitydan on Nov 16, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I turned it to a Red Glow on one

It actually did not work to well, the Blue came out much stronger, and Blue is for the Good guys in Tron and Star Wars!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 16, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, Tron

This film was so disappointing and predictable after all the promos, and it took itself way too seriously for what it was —

OH HEY I GET IT GOOD ONE! :D

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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

soundtrack was sweet though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I will give you that, yes!

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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hey Chuckles

Subban scored.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

bah, is it

game time yet?

what the hell am I supposed to do while we wait?

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

do what I'm doing

it rhymes with “Brink Mevilly”

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Glenmorangie

Single malt, 12 yr, Quinta Ruban
It’s like liquid candy.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lol can’t, all I have in the house is a 40 of rum, a few smirnoff ice, half a mini keg of Heineken and some Bols Blue and Creme de Banane

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

so you're pretty well fixed..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

lol sure if there was more than just me here :P actually it’s pretty much all leftovers from a surprise party I threw 2 weeks ago lol

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but no drinking for me tonight :) I try to be responsible and avoid mixing alcohol with percocet/oxycodone when I take it :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You do realize

that it only enhances its effectiveness? Right?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I call that Monday.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lmao :P

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by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

as my Old Irish Dad says...

“The only thing you should mix with a Single Malt is another one”

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm on it

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

lol if I started drinking at 5:30pm I would be a REALLY drunk lady by the end of the night lol

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Really?

You wait until after 5:30? This does not compute.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

lol yes I am a good little girl ;)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just out for dinner and drinks and I’m already pretty buzzed and the game is still an hour and half away…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm off the hook here..

 because it’s 1.30AM TO-FUCKING-MORROW! and still no Hockey…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You're up for the duration

aren’t you?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, hell of yes..

wouldn’t miss this for the world..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheers!

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

lol yeah my BIL has that problem if he wants to watch a game.

Probably why he watched every nucks game that he could when they were here 2 weeks ago

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

what does BIL mean?

not trolling, just dumb

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Brother in Law?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

lol no worries didn’t think that was trolling. Brother in law :)

He’s a nucks fan but they live in London now

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, got it..

thought it might be “Boyfriend In London” or “Brother I Love” etc.. I’m old and don’t get all this ‘young people stuff’ (by old I mean thirties!)

Where in Londres?

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lmao so I am old too then? :P

but I totally get the not understanding, I was just too lazy to type it out lmao

and no brothers never mind any that I love lol and no bf atm :P

West Hampstead :) I actually lived there for a year and a half myself :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

nice part of the Capital..

lived in or around East/Norf East for most of my time there… Hampstead is lovely, especially the Heath and in and around Highgate.. great views back over the city..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it is a nice part :) I enjoyed living there :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

only a half hour until the gamethread is posted.
it might encourage a few silly gifs…..

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

aaargh..

don’t tempt me!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That's my neighbor

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh,

So you live in Chicago?

by Canuckelhead on Nov 16, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooh! Burn!

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Pretty cool. Is that Kane?

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Mouthguard needs to hang out just a little bit more.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course not

If it was kane he’d be hiding behind one of his big friends.

by Canuckelhead on Nov 16, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That's right.

I’ve rec’d post on NM. Bobby D is the shit.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Nov 16, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

4-0 habs.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

I'm doing that to someone

Right now in New World Colony on my phone.

by Canuckelhead on Nov 16, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And somehow you found a way to insult both American Indians and PETA all at once.

Oh, wait I get it

/meant to be taken tongue in cheek.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Nov 16, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I am a terrible person

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it looks more like

“Cheek-Into-Tongue’ about to happen there..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I get that you're joking

So take this in the spirit it was intended. If that image is offensive to the American indian what does that say about the players and fans who put it on?

by Canuckelhead on Nov 16, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

HORRIBLE PEOPLE

Everyone should be ashamed.
This why my jersey is a stick-in-the-rink and not that orca abomination ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

my jersey is stick-in-rink because that’s what Michael bought me.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and where do sticks come from?

Trees that were slaughtered so that some illiterate with an affinity for back bacon can fling vulcanized rubber past his chubby friend. That’s why the only real, non-offensive sport is NASCAR.

Pardon me I'm only bleeding But you cut me To the bone And tonight You're probably feeling Like a Human Cannonball

by hairhelmet on Nov 16, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

NASCAR pollutes.

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by missy on Nov 16, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yep all those carbon emissions, not to mention the pollution that goes into creating the cars :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

…and the flatulence of those watching.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm.

Back bacon.

Last summer sucked. In honor of the fallen, this season I'm taking a vacation from hate. I'm gonna love and tolerate the !@# out of everyone!
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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

(does not actually know what back bacon is or tastes like)

Last summer sucked. In honor of the fallen, this season I'm taking a vacation from hate. I'm gonna love and tolerate the !@# out of everyone!
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by Pseuccubus on Nov 16, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Its just porkloin

bacon is pork brisket. back bacon is by far the better cut of meat.

Pardon me I'm only bleeding But you cut me To the bone And tonight You're probably feeling Like a Human Cannonball

by hairhelmet on Nov 16, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen. Poor mammals.

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by kesrows on Nov 16, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I prefer the orca abomination :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Nov 16, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

trade everyone..

..oh, hang on..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

because lancefister ain't here..

hey SCH folks and NM People..
there’s hella gameday thread up

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Nov 16, 2011 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

All you need to know

Blackhawks have won 3 out of the last 5 games. All of which with major injuries.

Stats are funny.

by SludgeFeast on Nov 16, 2011 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Against

Edmonto, Calgary and Columbus.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Point, Semi.

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?

by Smoboy41 on Nov 16, 2011 6:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

4 out of the last 6

EDM, CGY, CBJ and VAN All with Bolland and/or Seabrook out or hurt!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.
This seems to be fixed, but will stay here for luck! The Hawks PP 7 for the last 44. Season PP = 15.49%

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Nov 17, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Touche

…til next time….

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?

by Smoboy41 on Nov 17, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

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