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Game 1: Penguins At Canucks Preview: So It Begins.

PENGUINS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Thurs. 7:00 PM PST
TV CBC, Versus
Season Series 0-0
Last Meeting
3-1 Penguins (Nov. 17/11)
The Enemy Pensburgh Scoring Leaders

First things first. Every year we at Nucks Misconduct hold a score predicting competition. In the comments section, you can predict the score of the game, the winning team and the winning goal scorer. 1 point for each one you get right. It's ok if you pick the same score, winning team or gwg scorer as others have. The Score Predicting Wizards leaderboard is updated and can be viewed on the lower left sidebar on the main page.

What a terrific way to start the regular season: at home against the stinking Penguins! I say "stinking" because I can't stand that team. Never did like them.  Was there ever a super-sized NHL superstar who played like a diving/embellishing wimp like Mario? "Don't live in the past, Zandberg," I keep having to tell myself. "This ain't the Pens of the early 90's."

But then this happens:

Star-divide

He killed Willie! That bastard! My fave Canucks defenceman of all time never played another game in a Vancouver uni. I want Malkin's head on a platter! Stick your hip out Hammer. Send this clown to infinite and beyond!

Make no mistake. This Penguins squad is going to be solid this year. This is a stiff test for the Canucks right off the bat.

STARTING GOALTENDERS


Roberto Luongo

#1 / Goalie / Vancouver Canucks

6-3

217

Apr 04, 1979



Marc-Andre Fleury

#29 / Goalie / Pittsburgh Penguins

6-2

180

Nov 28, 1984



LINEUPS (unofficial)

For the Canucks:

Burrows-H.Sedin-D. Sedin

Samuelsson-Hodgson-Higgins

Sturm-Malhotra-Hansen

Weise-Lapierre-Ebbett

Hamhuis-Bieksa

Edler-Salo

Ballard-Tanev

For the Penguins:

Steve Sullivan-Evgeni Malkin-James Neal

Chris Kunitz-Jordan Staal-Tyler Kennedy

Matt Cooke-Mark Letestu-Pascal Dupuis

Arron Asham-Joe Vitale-Craig Adams

Paul Martin-Zbynek Michalek

Kris Letang-Deryk Engelland

Matt Niskanen-Ben Lovejoy

MISC

-Just a heads up, odds are the Canucks will raise the Western Conference Champions banner pre game.

-The EA Sports NHL 12 simulation for this season "projects" the Penguins to win the Stanley Cup. Funny, because mine had the Blackhawks winning. Updated rosters and all. BAH!!

-There is a slim chance that Pens D Brooks Orpik plays in the season opener. (Pittsburgh Tribune)

-Imagine this: Crosby, Malkin and Staal have played together in only seven of the past 96 games dating to Round 2 of the 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs. (Pitts Tribune)


VIDEO

The last meeting:

Same game: Ballard hip checks Malkin (thank you, Keith!):

Hell yeah! It's on! Let's get this party started! By the way, enjoy this one, because the next Canucks game isn't until MONDAY. Yeah. Enjoy your hangover on Friday, haha!

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Hat tip to Semi_Colon for making that beauty 'shop.

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HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY BABY

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The journey begins

However, with a loss.

4-2 Pens, Staal GWG

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100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.

by GoodKeith on Oct 5, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Is nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the new numbskull?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well crack open the...

NUMBSKULL!!!!ā„¢

Oh yes, that’s right, I trademarked that shit. You best respect, ’cause I know some good lawyers. But only if there are 4 exclamation marks.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you mean Olympic Gold Medallist and Stanley Cup Champion Jonathan Toewsā„¢

The sexiest Canucks Fan in Mississauga, Ontario. Or something like that.

by jabraham on Oct 6, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem

in the opener.

1-The Sedins will score, one or the other, or at least Burrows with the Twins rubber stamp used in the stats man’s page.

2-Cody Godson will make a slick pass to either Sammy for a shot up high, or Sturm for a goal scorer’s tip or redirect in front.

3- Dale Weise will score a goal that will get him trending on Twitter, and have a couple hits too.

but in a 4-1 Final, in which Lui lets in the obligatory one goal that gets the haters chattering but otherwise slams the door, it will be the Dane Jannik Hansen. On a penalty kill for the winner.

If all that happens, THEN can I get an extra point?

;-)

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah gee thanks for complicating my job, Dan!!! haha. Dik

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i respect that rules are rules ;-)

it was just obligatory for the first SPW of the year.

Sort of like the national anthems before the game.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it does happen

I will refer to it far too much in future games though!

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of like the national anthems before the game.

I laughed

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay hockey!

3-1 Nucks
Dank GWG :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Oct 5, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yessssss

2-1 Nucks Higgins GWG

by seedvt on Oct 5, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Give or take :)

ʆoɔounʇs ʃoĖ™
tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Oct 5, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully more than 87 of them

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On time for the party this year...

I’ll say Vancouver, 3-1, Burrows.

"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."

by Jafane on Oct 5, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Sturm

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Oct 5, 2011 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We got a nickname for Sturm yet?

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guys name is German for Storm

German for Storm does he really need one?

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by mfarough on Oct 5, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Sturm is German for Storm?

(with the obligatory capital letters for nouns). What a crazy language German is… ;)

I fear that our boys fall to the Happily-footed ones…4-2. Malkin with the winner on a PP midway through the 3rd, with the Canucks popping one late to make it close (3-2) and Staal sealing the win with an ENG.

Hockey’s back and so am I!!

by east_van_joe on Oct 5, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The full name of Ruger

( gun manufacturer ) is Sturm, Ruger and Co.

Call him “Shooter”.

“HE’S HOT AS A PISTOL!”

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

and NUMBSKULLERY.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knees McGee

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s only if he does well

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will work well if he can’t score, seeing how the Stormtroopers couldn’t hit anything

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like it

also, when I receive something, are they putting it on the Flag? looks like it. I rec’d this for sure!

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wahooooo, hockeys back for real!!! 3-2 canucks cody godson GWG

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, AMFB.

Hopefully, I’m not too sloshed to tell what the score is.

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by Vancouverguy on Oct 5, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

That picture should really be with another trophy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts too when I put it in there

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, #9 gets the winner.

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yessssssss, hockey is back.

4-3 Nucks, Burr GWG.

Win #1 of 98.

This year.

Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you? - Jacques Plante

by raincity on Oct 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

No, win #1 of ’98 was a 3-2 victory over the Kings on…

Oh. I see what you did there.

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by nucksandpucks on Oct 5, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe. That’s right. They say we can’t improve on last season’s numbers…..we’re going to win them all.

This year.

Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you? - Jacques Plante

by raincity on Oct 5, 2011 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

2:0 Canucks
Daniel.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Oct 5, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DROP THE DAMN PUCK!!!

I’m a little excited :)

I’ll say 4-2 Canucks, CoHo with the winner.

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by nucksandpucks on Oct 5, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah yes, there’s that familiar excitement that I’ve been missing.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you nucksandpucks.

You stole my prediction. Or is that great minds think alike? Either way we’ll be tied at the top of the list after one game.

4-2 Nucks with a Godson GWG.

- '94 was epic. Nothing but a cup will make me change my name. Kill the bird!

by canuck94 on Oct 5, 2011 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this his new nickname? Because it’s kind of hilarious and awesome. Talk about setting up the kid for disappointment, lol.

This year.

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by raincity on Oct 5, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought

shouldn’t it be, because of the way he pronounces it GodSIN ?

I can’t decide which one works better as unintentionally finny!

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey how do you link your twitter account to

SBN like that?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

its in Cam's last post

a gentleman from SBH named Eric posted the skinny, just change the names.

its sure gotten popular here!

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by vancitydan on Oct 6, 2011 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 for your Vancouver Canucks
Edler GWG (first PP goal of the year)

A diving whiner

by DoctorStink on Oct 5, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

DoctorStink to the ER! DoctorStink!

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Van - Edler

Thought I was being so original with my Edler pick till I got to the bottom of the thread…

Never thought I was being original with my 3-2 pick.


Roar you lions roar

by AidanB on Oct 5, 2011 11:13 PM PDT reply actions  

(Which is why I changed 3-2 to 4-3, upon further contemplation…)


Roar you lions roar

by AidanB on Oct 5, 2011 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang!

Two Edler guesses before I can get here… Right then:

Vancouver 3-5 (ENG) with B-3 getting a Gordie Howe hat trick, followed by some great quotes in the room after.

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Oct 5, 2011 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Should mention the GWG going to Ebbett. Because why the heck not?

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Oct 6, 2011 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird – how’d your time stamp as earlier than mine when you replied to me?

Well, let’s go with Lapierre with the winner, then.

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Oct 6, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks Dank gwg

by Shand on Oct 6, 2011 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 AMFB

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by xX~OG~Xx on Oct 6, 2011 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Pens, Staal GWG

More importantly, Can someone please post a link of where a European (Swede) can watch this season’s games since Gamecenter Live TOTALLY FUCKED US NORDIC PEOPLE OVER BY SELLING TV RIGHTS TO A STATION THAT CARRIES 5 NHL GAMES PER FUCKING WEEK!!!!!???

Don’t think I missed more than 5 games last season on ESPN online and now they are fucking us over. Douchebags! Need links…

by patrik e on Oct 6, 2011 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

come back at game time and we will hook you up!

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Bieksa GWG.

Pumped for the new season :)

by Azzy Mahmood on Oct 6, 2011 12:31 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

3-2 Pens, Malkin

In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case

by PKSube on Oct 6, 2011 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve missed this

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 6, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dig the TM now

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the tm only applies

if there are 4 exclamations marks

(stupid trademark office)

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH HOCKEY IS BACK

2-1 CANUCKS, ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURROWS GWG.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:08 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

I’ll take Burrows with the winner. So glad hockey’s back, we’ve got some unfinished business!

by 51dimes on Oct 6, 2011 1:22 AM PDT reply actions  

new season resolution

is to comment more on NM. The 8 hour time difference makes it difficult, but whatever. Way better than working.

Anyways. Tonight is going to be an underwhelming affair, I’m afraid – all the players on the ice are going to be rusty, except for a couple young’uns who worked hard in training camp (for example, Keith Ballard.)

It will be a sloppy game, with lots of goals. 5-3 Canucks, with Chris Higgins starting the year off with a GWG.

I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another Eskimo

by van Malmsteen on Oct 6, 2011 1:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Totally a non SPW query

do we think, not to be bloodthirsty or anything…

But do we think that someone that may have went fishing with Willie at the Derby last fished might have had the thought of filling in Malkin?

With a clean hit of course!

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by vancitydan on Oct 6, 2011 1:51 AM PDT reply actions  

I met a dude in Tofino this summer who fished with Willie. He didn’t like the god damned hit either

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bieksa might hold a grudge….. If it was a pool, I’ll put money on him.

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by Vancouverguy on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although he’s probably too mature for shit like that now.

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by Vancouverguy on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad we’re getting this one out of the way early – the one game I don’t know who I want to win.
BTW Malkin is gonna have a monster season…

But in this one: Canucks 3-1, Dank

by andrew21nz on Oct 6, 2011 1:55 AM PDT reply actions  

and I’m sure it pains you considerably to do so

by andrew21nz on Oct 6, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

why yes it does. Curse that bastard!!!

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was exited about this game,

then I found out I can watch it on TV! Now I’m ecstatic!
3-2 Nucks in overtime
Burr with the GWG

"Let's be honest - I watched you walk away
You went off to find - anything else - anything less
On your own..."

by spriteofice on Oct 6, 2011 5:02 AM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Daniel

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Oct 6, 2011 7:04 AM PDT reply actions  

And I am actually kinda excited. Which I wasn’t really expecting to be, so this is good.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Oct 6, 2011 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Alex M-F Burrows scores the winner!

by team pinnelli on Oct 6, 2011 7:21 AM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Hansen.

by Krag72 on Oct 6, 2011 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

no peppermint/voltron today? is he injured?

by GT-R on Oct 6, 2011 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.howmanydaysuntilhockey.com/index.php?Team=VAN

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 6, 2011 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Edmonton loses again

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll green dat.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 6, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

grumbles

Hawks fans still thinking they have ‘the book’ on Luongo. They know they lost, right?

by Kent Basky on Oct 6, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it was from the 2010 playoffs.
twas in the fanpost section, apparently Kaner said it.

"Oh yeah, I forgot you can tempt me with things I want.." (Bender)
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by missy on Oct 6, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

No I meant Kent’s random statement about it.

by stacie7 on Oct 6, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, okay

maybe it was a reply fail of some type….

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by missy on Oct 6, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks

GODSON with the EN for the W

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by jabraham on Oct 6, 2011 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I meant GODSON

with the GWG. But he can throw in an EN for good measure.

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by jabraham on Oct 6, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Nucks

Edler FTW

It will happen in a 7 round shoot out.

by stacie7 on Oct 6, 2011 8:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Jesus there are too many Twitter buttons in this thread

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

...grumble grumble pudding grumble grumble matlock...

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

doesnt show up til u refresh

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup

but i already follow u.

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody better call

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make me make a riot joke

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Finger Lakes”. Doesn’t sound too good

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

Think about it.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 7, 2011 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you are saying. I was just referring to a dirty convo starting.

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 9, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Dank GWG. He’s just THAT consistent

by Chocolate on Oct 6, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

GWG – Samuelsson (FU Sweden)

by ChuckinNux on Oct 6, 2011 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

3 – 2 Sturm, newbie pots it. Oh hockey, how I missed you these last few months.

by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 6, 2011 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Canucks HENRIK SEDIN FTW

Also, I think Sturm is expected to play on L2 with Son of Sam and CoHo. Higgins to L3 with Money and Beaker.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah, probably. I just unofficially put it the way I wanted it.

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 canucks

GWG by manny malhotra, off his new bionic eye and in.

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Also

GO CANUCKS GO!!!

@BeantownCanuck

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Sean/yankee

could one of you guys frontpage chuckles’ meet up post today? Promise I won’t make fun of Sundin or the Bay Area for 3 days if u do…

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

done

(but you must continue to make fun of both)

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140 characters of pure hell

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

truth be told

that was always my plan MUAHHAHAHAHAHA

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

but thanks

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

like the scoresheet did?

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 6, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

!

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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."

by ShiftySC on Oct 6, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

The fuck….
Assholes.
All of you :)

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long hair, short hair = still an idiot :)

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mental instability doesn’t just up and leave though. I mean look at that pose. And he forgot a couple of buttons.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 6, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 dank.

more points should be rewarded to the less likely outcomes, as opposed to the 4-2’s and 3-2’s. like, 8-1 volpatti should be worth much more than say 3-2 dank.

by Lingyis on Oct 6, 2011 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

How are we to judge which predictions get how many points?
If we can work out a system, I’m down for this idea

by Chocolate on Oct 6, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that:) What do you think I live on here? I don’t have time for that!!

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Burrows

Can’t wait for puck drop

I will be fun talking to you guys this season!

by Dustin722 on Oct 6, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Bieksa

Hurray for the hope of a new season to have a wonderful year of games completely out of my control that I enjoy so much. Also, I am so glad for Nucks Misconduct otherwise I’d be driven crazy by the horrible articles on ESPN.com that act like they are going to be nice, but are really just insulting. http://espn.go.com/nhl/preview2011/story/_/id/7065438/2011-12-nhl-season-preview-canucks-city-vancouver-begin-road-redemption

I heart Kesler. Luu is my hero, and no just G-d would let the world end before the Canucks get the ultimate prize!

by radepalma on Oct 6, 2011 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

Burnside is such a smarmy, sleazy, intellectually dishonest prick. Fuck him. Hyperbole out the ass, blatant misrepresentation of facts, and out and out cheap shots. Just another day from ol Scotty Burnside.

by Kent Basky on Oct 6, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a mean

vile
angry
person
and i have no idea how he got or how he keeps that job, considering how much superior talent is out there unpaid throughout the blogosphere

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Coconuts

AMFB with hs first of many GWGs!!!!

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by kesrows on Oct 6, 2011 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Outcome

Canucks will beat the Crosby-less Pens 4 to 2. Chris Higgins will score the winning goal.

by Central Canada Canucklehead on Oct 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, so many people have returned after a short summer. Welcome back all!

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it, it’s great. Feels like the madhouse it was again

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 6, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn right. We sure aren’t here for the writing…. I kid! I kid!

Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.

by Vancouverguy on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanley Cup final preview?

I can dream

by andrew21nz on Oct 6, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Vanucks

Edler GWG

Hodgson scores the other 6 goals.

by Babych_for_HOF on Oct 6, 2011 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Nucks

Money Manny GWG.

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Two down, two to go.
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by TXCanucklehead on Oct 6, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Penguins, Kennedy

I hate to start off with a sour prediction… but the Canucks always seem to lose their first game, so…

"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

by Tyr on Oct 6, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

For probably the first time in my life, I’m pretty much just waiting for the playoffs to start. Barring unbelievable injury or bad luck, we’re making the playoffs. This division sucks too much for us to do otherwise. But so we’ve done the Presidents’ thing and the Art Ross thing and the Hart thing, and it’s been exciting, but I don’t really care if we get any of those things again. I’m disinterested in the Canucks’ regular season.

I’m back at school in Boston, and the train station is in the basement of the TD. Every pillar in the stupid building has pictures of Chara and Thornton and Lucic and Horton smiling their c-unit smiles and lifting the cup, and those stupid posters aren’t coming down until some other fucking team—preferably, you know, Vancouver—wins it. But that won’t happen for many months.

I guess what I’m trying to say is: Fuck you Calgary, you all suck dick.

by Passive Voice on Oct 6, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

God

help you.

THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 7, 2011 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I won’t lie. What Passive is doing is something I thought about doing. But then I watched the first game of the season and got hooked again!

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 9, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Danieal Manning Sedin

by Passive Voice on Oct 6, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Jank

Work hard, play harder, rest easy.

by jwolf0 on Oct 6, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

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