Game 1: Penguins At Canucks Preview: So It Begins.
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| Time | Thurs. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus |
| Season Series | 0-0 |
Last Meeting |
3-1 Penguins (Nov. 17/11) |
| The Enemy | Pensburgh | Scoring Leaders |
First things first. Every year we at Nucks Misconduct hold a score predicting competition. In the comments section, you can predict the score of the game, the winning team and the winning goal scorer. 1 point for each one you get right. It's ok if you pick the same score, winning team or gwg scorer as others have. The Score Predicting Wizards leaderboard is updated and can be viewed on the lower left sidebar on the main page.
What a terrific way to start the regular season: at home against the stinking Penguins! I say "stinking" because I can't stand that team. Never did like them. Was there ever a super-sized NHL superstar who played like a diving/embellishing wimp like Mario? "Don't live in the past, Zandberg," I keep having to tell myself. "This ain't the Pens of the early 90's."
But then this happens:
He killed Willie! That bastard! My fave Canucks defenceman of all time never played another game in a Vancouver uni. I want Malkin's head on a platter! Stick your hip out Hammer. Send this clown to infinite and beyond!
Make no mistake. This Penguins squad is going to be solid this year. This is a stiff test for the Canucks right off the bat.
STARTING GOALTENDERS
LINEUPS (unofficial)
For the Canucks:
Burrows-H.Sedin-D. Sedin
Samuelsson-Hodgson-Higgins
Sturm-Malhotra-Hansen
Weise-Lapierre-Ebbett
Hamhuis-Bieksa
Edler-Salo
Ballard-Tanev
For the Penguins:
Steve Sullivan-Evgeni Malkin-James Neal
Chris Kunitz-Jordan Staal-Tyler Kennedy
Matt Cooke-Mark Letestu-Pascal Dupuis
Arron Asham-Joe Vitale-Craig Adams
Paul Martin-Zbynek Michalek
Kris Letang-Deryk Engelland
Matt Niskanen-Ben Lovejoy
MISC
-Just a heads up, odds are the Canucks will raise the Western Conference Champions banner pre game.
-The EA Sports NHL 12 simulation for this season "projects" the Penguins to win the Stanley Cup. Funny, because mine had the Blackhawks winning. Updated rosters and all. BAH!!
-There is a slim chance that Pens D Brooks Orpik plays in the season opener. (Pittsburgh Tribune)
-Imagine this: Crosby, Malkin and Staal have played together in only seven of the past 96 games dating to Round 2 of the 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs. (Pitts Tribune)
VIDEO
The last meeting:
Same game: Ballard hip checks Malkin (thank you, Keith!):
Hell yeah! It's on! Let's get this party started! By the way, enjoy this one, because the next Canucks game isn't until MONDAY. Yeah. Enjoy your hangover on Friday, haha!
Hat tip to Semi_Colon for making that beauty 'shop.
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YEAH
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY BABY
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
The journey begins
However, with a loss.
4-2 Pens, Staal GWG
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The Canucks don't start well, historically
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Also there goes all that goodwill from my earlier fanpost
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
TILL BROOKLYN!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BROOKLYN
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Is nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the new numbskull?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Zandberg's reaction when my prediction hit the net

"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
heheh, no not at all :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Might as well crack open the...
NUMBSKULL!!!!ā¢
Oh yes, that’s right, I trademarked that shit. You best respect, ’cause I know some good lawyers. But only if there are 4 exclamation marks.
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
ahem
in the opener.
1-The Sedins will score, one or the other, or at least Burrows with the Twins rubber stamp used in the stats man’s page.
2-Cody Godson will make a slick pass to either Sammy for a shot up high, or Sturm for a goal scorer’s tip or redirect in front.
3- Dale Weise will score a goal that will get him trending on Twitter, and have a couple hits too.
but in a 4-1 Final, in which Lui lets in the obligatory one goal that gets the haters chattering but otherwise slams the door, it will be the Dane Jannik Hansen. On a penalty kill for the winner.
If all that happens, THEN can I get an extra point?
;-)
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Ah gee thanks for complicating my job, Dan!!! haha. Dik
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i respect that rules are rules ;-)
it was just obligatory for the first SPW of the year.
Sort of like the national anthems before the game.
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if it does happen
I will refer to it far too much in future games though!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Only 81 more of those :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
On time for the party this year...
I’ll say Vancouver, 3-1, Burrows.
"I'll play on one leg, I don't care..."
3-2 Sturm
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
We got a nickname for Sturm yet?
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The guys name is German for Storm
German for Storm does he really need one?
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
So Sturm is German for Storm?
(with the obligatory capital letters for nouns). What a crazy language German is… ;)
I fear that our boys fall to the Happily-footed ones…4-2. Malkin with the winner on a PP midway through the 3rd, with the Canucks popping one late to make it close (3-2) and Staal sealing the win with an ENG.
Hockey’s back and so am I!!
The full name of Ruger
( gun manufacturer ) is Sturm, Ruger and Co.
Call him “Shooter”.
“HE’S HOT AS A PISTOL!”
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oh
and NUMBSKULLERY.
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Knees McGee
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That’s only if he does well
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Probably not, hey?

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Will work well if he can’t score, seeing how the Stormtroopers couldn’t hit anything
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like it
also, when I receive something, are they putting it on the Flag? looks like it. I rec’d this for sure!
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always was my fave
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wahooooo, hockeys back for real!!! 3-2 canucks cody godson GWG
by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 9:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck
That picture should really be with another trophy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
My thoughts too when I put it in there
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yessssssss, hockey is back.
4-3 Nucks, Burr GWG.
Win #1 of 98.
This year.
Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you? - Jacques Plante
No, win #1 of ’98 was a 3-2 victory over the Kings on…
Oh. I see what you did there.
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by nucksandpucks on Oct 5, 2011 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehe. That’s right. They say we can’t improve on last season’s numbers…..we’re going to win them all.
This year.
Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you? - Jacques Plante
DROP THE DAMN PUCK!!!
I’m a little excited :)
I’ll say 4-2 Canucks, CoHo with the winner.
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Damn you nucksandpucks.
You stole my prediction. Or is that great minds think alike? Either way we’ll be tied at the top of the list after one game.
4-2 Nucks with a Godson GWG.
- '94 was epic. Nothing but a cup will make me change my name. Kill the bird!
Is this his new nickname? Because it’s kind of hilarious and awesome. Talk about setting up the kid for disappointment, lol.
This year.
Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you? - Jacques Plante
I just thought
shouldn’t it be, because of the way he pronounces it GodSIN ?
I can’t decide which one works better as unintentionally finny!
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Hey how do you link your twitter account to
SBN like that?
THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
its in Cam's last post
a gentleman from SBH named Eric posted the skinny, just change the names.
its sure gotten popular here!
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DoctorStink to the ER! DoctorStink!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Van - Edler
Thought I was being so original with my Edler pick till I got to the bottom of the threadā¦
Never thought I was being original with my 3-2 pick.
@aidanbc
Roar you lions roar
Dang!
Two Edler guesses before I can get here… Right then:
Vancouver 3-5 (ENG) with B-3 getting a Gordie Howe hat trick, followed by some great quotes in the room after.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
3-2 AMFB
Officially licensed Canucklehead
twitter.com/agillie604
3-2 Pens, Staal GWG
More importantly, Can someone please post a link of where a European (Swede) can watch this season’s games since Gamecenter Live TOTALLY FUCKED US NORDIC PEOPLE OVER BY SELLING TV RIGHTS TO A STATION THAT CARRIES 5 NHL GAMES PER FUCKING WEEK!!!!!???
Don’t think I missed more than 5 games last season on ESPN online and now they are fucking us over. Douchebags! Need links…
come back at game time and we will hook you up!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions
5-2 Canucks
Bieksa GWG.
Pumped for the new season :)
by Azzy Mahmood on Oct 6, 2011 12:31 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
3-2 Pens, Malkin
In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case
I’ve missed this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
by Semi_Colon on Oct 6, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dig the TM now
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH HOCKEY IS BACK
2-1 CANUCKS, ALEX MOTHERFUCKING BURROWS GWG.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:08 AM PDT reply actions
3-1 Canucks
I’ll take Burrows with the winner. So glad hockey’s back, we’ve got some unfinished business!
new season resolution
is to comment more on NM. The 8 hour time difference makes it difficult, but whatever. Way better than working.
Anyways. Tonight is going to be an underwhelming affair, I’m afraid – all the players on the ice are going to be rusty, except for a couple young’uns who worked hard in training camp (for example, Keith Ballard.)
It will be a sloppy game, with lots of goals. 5-3 Canucks, with Chris Higgins starting the year off with a GWG.
I'm proud to be a Canadian
Pass me another Eskimo
I don't know what's better...
your user name or Dayglo Abortions in your sig :)
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Totally a non SPW query
do we think, not to be bloodthirsty or anything…
But do we think that someone that may have went fishing with Willie at the Derby last fished might have had the thought of filling in Malkin?
With a clean hit of course!
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I met a dude in Tofino this summer who fished with Willie. He didn’t like the god damned hit either
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Bieksa might hold a grudge….. If it was a pool, I’ll put money on him.
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by Vancouverguy on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Although he’s probably too mature for shit like that now.
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by Vancouverguy on Oct 6, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Glad we’re getting this one out of the way early – the one game I don’t know who I want to win.
BTW Malkin is gonna have a monster season…
But in this one: Canucks 3-1, Dank
I agree on Malkin
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions
why yes it does. Curse that bastard!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I was exited about this game,
then I found out I can watch it on TV! Now I’m ecstatic!
3-2 Nucks in overtime
Burr with the GWG
"Let's be honest - I watched you walk away
You went off to find - anything else - anything less
On your own..."
And I am actually kinda excited. Which I wasn’t really expecting to be, so this is good.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
http://www.howmanydaysuntilhockey.com/index.php?Team=VAN
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
aha! your mockery of the Twit Follow button is terrific!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I may have to go change my twitter name to this.
getting chickens to follow me is another issue
Let it begin
awesome reply burn though:

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
grumbles
Hawks fans still thinking they have ‘the book’ on Luongo. They know they lost, right?
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@KentBaskyNM
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
i think it was from the 2010 playoffs.
twas in the fanpost section, apparently Kaner said it.
"Oh yeah, I forgot you can tempt me with things I want.." (Bender)
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@NM_missy
ah, okay
maybe it was a reply fail of some type….
"Oh yeah, I forgot you can tempt me with things I want.." (Bender)
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4-2 Canucks
GODSON with the EN for the W
The sexiest Canucks Fan in Mississauga, Ontario. Or something like that.
I meant GODSON
with the GWG. But he can throw in an EN for good measure.
The sexiest Canucks Fan in Mississauga, Ontario. Or something like that.
Jesus there are too many Twitter buttons in this thread

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 8:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i'm gonna add mine
just to piss you off gramps
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
...grumble grumble pudding grumble grumble matlock...
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wait does my twitter thing show up now?
and if not, how do i do it?
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by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
doesnt show up til u refresh
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yup
but i already follow u.
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Somebody better call

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Don't make me make a riot joke
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
“Finger Lakes”. Doesn’t sound too good
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Wrong.
Think about it.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 7, 2011 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I know what you are saying. I was just referring to a dirty convo starting.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 9, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
3 – 2 Sturm, newbie pots it. Oh hockey, how I missed you these last few months.
by sunshine and lollipops on Oct 6, 2011 9:02 AM PDT reply actions
4-1 Canucks HENRIK SEDIN FTW
Also, I think Sturm is expected to play on L2 with Son of Sam and CoHo. Higgins to L3 with Money and Beaker.
yeah, probably. I just unofficially put it the way I wanted it.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
4-2 canucks
GWG by manny malhotra, off his new bionic eye and in.
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Sean/yankee
could one of you guys frontpage chuckles’ meet up post today? Promise I won’t make fun of Sundin or the Bay Area for 3 days if u do…
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done
(but you must continue to make fun of both)
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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
truth be told
that was always my plan MUAHHAHAHAHAHA
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but thanks
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Leave Mats alone.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
like the scoresheet did?
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!

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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
The fuck….
Assholes.
All of you :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Long hair, short hair = still an idiot :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mental instability doesn’t just up and leave though. I mean look at that pose. And he forgot a couple of buttons.
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5-1 dank.
more points should be rewarded to the less likely outcomes, as opposed to the 4-2’s and 3-2’s. like, 8-1 volpatti should be worth much more than say 3-2 dank.
How are we to judge which predictions get how many points?
If we can work out a system, I’m down for this idea
fuck that:) What do you think I live on here? I don’t have time for that!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Burrows
Can’t wait for puck drop
I will be fun talking to you guys this season!
3-2 Bieksa
Hurray for the hope of a new season to have a wonderful year of games completely out of my control that I enjoy so much. Also, I am so glad for Nucks Misconduct otherwise I’d be driven crazy by the horrible articles on ESPN.com that act like they are going to be nice, but are really just insulting. http://espn.go.com/nhl/preview2011/story/_/id/7065438/2011-12-nhl-season-preview-canucks-city-vancouver-begin-road-redemption
I heart Kesler. Luu is my hero, and no just G-d would let the world end before the Canucks get the ultimate prize!
bah
Burnside is such a smarmy, sleazy, intellectually dishonest prick. Fuck him. Hyperbole out the ass, blatant misrepresentation of facts, and out and out cheap shots. Just another day from ol Scotty Burnside.
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he is a mean
vile
angry
person
and i have no idea how he got or how he keeps that job, considering how much superior talent is out there unpaid throughout the blogosphere
by Beantown Canuck on Oct 6, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Outcome
Canucks will beat the Crosby-less Pens 4 to 2. Chris Higgins will score the winning goal.
by Central Canada Canucklehead on Oct 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, so many people have returned after a short summer. Welcome back all!
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I love it, it’s great. Feels like the madhouse it was again
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Damn right. We sure aren’t here for the writing…. I kid! I kid!
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quite possible, actually
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 6, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
4-3 Vanucks
Edler GWG
Hodgson scores the other 6 goals.
3-1 Nucks
Money Manny GWG.
Just call me Ili.
First user of the acronym TSP.
Two down, two to go.
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3-2 Penguins, Kennedy
I hate to start off with a sour prediction… but the Canucks always seem to lose their first game, so…
"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
For probably the first time in my life, I’m pretty much just waiting for the playoffs to start. Barring unbelievable injury or bad luck, we’re making the playoffs. This division sucks too much for us to do otherwise. But so we’ve done the Presidents’ thing and the Art Ross thing and the Hart thing, and it’s been exciting, but I don’t really care if we get any of those things again. I’m disinterested in the Canucks’ regular season.
I’m back at school in Boston, and the train station is in the basement of the TD. Every pillar in the stupid building has pictures of Chara and Thornton and Lucic and Horton smiling their c-unit smiles and lifting the cup, and those stupid posters aren’t coming down until some other fucking team—preferably, you know, Vancouver—wins it. But that won’t happen for many months.
I guess what I’m trying to say is: Fuck you Calgary, you all suck dick.
God
help you.
THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 7, 2011 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I won’t lie. What Passive is doing is something I thought about doing. But then I watched the first game of the season and got hooked again!
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 9, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

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