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2011-2012 Season Preview: Vancouver Canucks

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Welcome back friends.

Last season a mission was started but never completed. You ready for the 2012 redemption tour?

Of course you are.

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2010-11 Recap
Last summer Mike Gillis laid the roadwork that eventually landed him the GM of the Year accolades. He was aggressive at the draft, moving the team's first pick along with Steve Bernier and Michael Grabner for Keith Ballard and Victor Oreskovich. He remained aggressive on July 1st by inking both Dan Hamhuis and Manny Malhotra to multi-year deals. He took in another reclamation project in Raffi Torres, spent wisely on plug-and-play guys like Bolduc, Desbiens and Tambellini and eventually traded deadweight in SOB and Hordichuk. Gillis also dropped the axe on the coaching ranks, showing Ryan Walter the door in favor of Newell Brown and Ian Clarke in favor of Roland Melanson.

With Henrik Sedin being named the 13th captain in team history to start off the 2010-11 campaign, the Canucks started with their normal lukewarm October before a strong November and a dominant December (in which they strung together a season-high 8 game winning streak that lasted into the early weeks of January). By mid-winter they had all but locked up their division. They used the spring to put some finishing touches on the best season in franchise history: topping 100 points by March 14, officially clinching the Northwest on March 16, locking down the top seed in the West on March 29 and winning their first Presidents’ Trophy on March 31. By season's end they picked up the Jennings Award (Luongo/Schneider) in addition to Daniel Sedin securing the Art Ross, the first time in NHL history brothers have claimed the scoring title in back-to-back seasons. They also finished with the most goals scored, fewest goals against, the best power play, the third best penalty kill and the best face-off percentage in the league which is all the more incredible considering injuries thwarted them from using their top six defensemen until the first round of the playoffs.

The post season would provide even more memorable (sometimes gut-wrenching) moments: from a barnburner series against Chicago in the opening round to solving a Vezina-nominated goalie in Nashville and finally to an all-out battle against the second best team in the West San Jose. But the Finals against the Boston - the only original six team Vancouver has never played in the postseason - proved to be too much and, though it went the full seven games, the Bruins were the better team and brought home the Stanley Cup.

In other words everything went right...except the ending. Such is life.

Losing at home and choking on the riots afterwards provided a rather sizable "tough pill" to swallow, but nevertheless pinned the expectations for 2012 and set the tone for Mike Gillis heading into the summer. Gillis was quiet this time around, signaling he feels the team is ready, the pieces are there and the lessons have been learned.

Now they have to follow what Pittsburgh did just a few years ago: reach the pinnacle of the sport after losing it the previous year and take the Cup home.

All of which leads us to the new cast of characters from training camp:

 

Who's In
Matt Climie (waived), Andrew Ebbett, Todd Fedoruk (released), Marco Sturm, Byron Bitz (injured), Mike Duco (AHL), Mark Mancari, Owen Nolan (released), Steven Pinizzotto, Alexander Sulzer, Steve Begin (released), Niko Dimitrakos (released), Manny Legace (released), Anders Eriksson (released), Victor Oreskovich (waived), Dale Weise

 

Who's Out
Alex Bolduc, Guillaume Desbiens, Christian Ehrhoff, Tanner Glass, Rick Rypien, Lee Sweatt, Sergei Shirokov, Jeff Tambellini, Raffi Torres

 

Most Intriguing Stories
Cody Hodgson - In 2008 Stamkos was taken first overall and nine spots behind him was Hodgson. So the wait has been long and a bit overly dramatic, but as long as Kesler is sidelined, the kid will get his short to prove he's a top ten pick and deserving of a roster spot.

Chris Tanev - The 21-year-old came out of no where last season and became a fan favorite through his steady play and cool demeanor. He bulked up a bit this summer and is an obvious choice for increased TOI if injuries rumble through the ranks. Tanev has all the makings of a diamond in the rough.

Keith Ballard - If you google "Keith Ballard and Aaron Rome" you actually risk breaking in the internet. Tanev's linemate was the whipping boy last year for inconsistency and had his own suite in AV's doghouse. Now with Ehrhoff gone Ballard gets his chance, but can he develop into the reliable $4.2 million rearguard that cost the team Michael Grabner?

Cory Schneider - The Ginger Jesus is ready for another go, likely spelling Luongo for another 20-25 games. But if Luongo gets injured can he handle a full NHL schedule? No matter what happens will this be the last season we see him in a Vancouver uniform? And will he go back to blogging?!

 

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Pithy Questions & Blunt Answers

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> How will missing Kesler and Raymond impact the overall performance?
Kesler introduced himself to the 40+ goal scoring community last season and, though he struggled, Raymond is only one season removed from a 50+ point campaign. The duo have played together solidly for two seasons and made Vigneault's life easier since he could swap in anyone from Samuelsson to Higgins to complete the line. Hodgson looks to be the Kesler substitute for now, but how long AV will let the rookie eat up those minutes remains to be seen. Sturm seems to be the best suited for stepping in for Raymond, but whether his mortal frame is ready to handle increased responsibilities is another matter (he was averaging about two minutes less per game than Raymond last season). The biggest impact will of course be felt on the Sedins/Burrows line who have to shoulder the offensive load potentially without a strong second line. Couple in losing Ehrhoff's production from the blueline and it's a safe bet that probably won't be blowing anyone out in the near future.

But winning games is a team effort right? That leads me to...

 

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> If I say the words "Roberto Luongo" you say...
Hey no cursing! This is a family blog after all. You ass.

There's no easy answer here. Some will remember he posted his best numbers in a Canuck uni last regular season (2.11 GAA, .928 SV%) and came up strong though most of the playoffs. Others will remember how Chicago and Boston ran him out of the crease and Nashville tallied some flukey ones as well. Still more will never get past his contract, the occasional embellishment or the hairline which just won't quit. Take your pick of course, but regardless of what we clank around about on a keyboard, he's still one of the best goalies in the game and Vancouver's road back to the Finals will again be on his shoulders. Like it or not.

 

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> Will the Marco Sturm experiment work out?
Sturm feels like the Ballard deal last year: an insurance move least the other summer plans didn't work out. We knew Gillis was hunting for a top six winger and Sturm became the low-risk/high-reward insurance policy. Sturm himself has said he expects to be a 20-goal scorer again, but durability will dog him no matter what. He'll start the season (we think) alongside Hodgson and Samuelsson and will see plenty of PP chances to boot. Keep in mind his defensive work as noted by Caps fans in his few games last season:

Sturm's defensive sensibilities can't be understated, and with a full healthy season (and a steady-ish spot in the lineup) might have been balanced out with some more offense. He was also a good depth forward, able to skate with the high-flying guys while still protecting his own zone enough for third-line duty.

The GM is looking for a few special moments from a guy whose prime is in the rear view; in that respect, it's only fitting that he's skating with a guy like Samuelsson.

 

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> What do the Sedins do for their collective Art Ross encores?
What more do you want from the best duo in hockey? Show up at your door with free donuts? Fix your taxes? Kill Justin Bieber? They need to stay healthy and continue their dominance alongside Burrows. If I would bother nitpicking, it would be that Hank needs to shoot more (his goals and shooting percentage tanked last season after strong increases the two seasons before then). But I also wouldn't look at how the Cup Finals ended as some indication they they need to do something different. We know their style, we know when/how they're effective and it's a safe bet this season will be more of the same. Will both be in the Art Ross discussion again? Probably. Do you really care? Probably not. It's natural they'll regress but we'll take one more post season win and let someone else pose for the pictures in Vegas.

OK OK, they should kill Bieber too.

 

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> Is Edler ready to be the man on the blueline?
It's been a couple seasons since Vancouver had an unquestioned #1 defenseman in the mold of a Jovanovski, Ohlund or a Mitchell. You could argue Bieksa or Hamhuis are right there too, but the guy management is betting has to be Edler. E-Train has had his own battles with injuries and there were plenty of times last year you could sense the confidence wasn't there. But if Edler can step up to replace Ehrhoff on the PP and take another step in his overall maturation, he could truly be his stamp on the organization. In previous seasons we've hoped Edler could bring it all together and put the league on notice he's an All-Star-caliber player. That time is now.

 

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> Screw projections and forecasts. Can they make it back to the Finals again and win?
Anyone who doubts this team is smoking the good stuff. Clearly some teams in the West look better on paper (Chicago, Los Angeles) and some bubble teams should make a push for the 6-8 spots (St. Louis, maybe Columbus). But Vancouver is still largely employing the same guys that ran away with the regular season last year and made a Cup appearance to boot. Their goaltending and defense shouldn't suffer, leaving only the existing injuries and some new faces up front to create some lingering doubt that goals may not come as easily. Toss in the fact they play in the weakest division in the league and the postseason certainly feels like a lock. Lastly mix in the residual anger of being so close only to fall apart at the worst moment and it paints a picture of a team looking for something to prove to themselves. A lot of hell can happen between now and June, but the Canucks have all the drive and motivation they need to build on their few mistakes from 2011.

 

Our Least Frustrating Guess At The Depth Chart (subject to change before the end of this sentence)

Burrows - H. Sedin - D. Sedin

Sturm - Hodgson - Higgins

Samuelsson - Malhotra - Hansen

Volpatti - Lapierre - Weise

 

Bieksa - Hamhuis

Edler - Ballard

Salo - Tanev

 

Luongo

Schneider

 

What To Expect From Nucks Misconduct
Who are you kidding? You only show up for the animated gifs, fights and CC meltdowns.

You've probably noticed we've tried to give you a few reasons to swing by every day. The Stanchion's morning post is where you can start your day off and Kent's afternoon coffee will pick up news later in the day. Both should be your places to chat with others, share links and LOLcats, laugh at Calgary, etc. Sean's previews are back for all of your "Chris Tanev will score the game winner" predictions. Cam's noon numbers provides a quick stat to munch on, Missy has graciously stepped up to take gamethreads and the game recaps will be a committee effort for a bit. Semi returns as our bouncer so do your best not to anger him. Plenty to read and chat about.

Don't forget our ticket partnership with TiqIQ so feel free to scope out ticket prices and maybe land a good deal to an upcoming game. We also have the NM Store which will have two new designs very soon (including a much-requested Bieksa shirt). A reminder: a portion of the proceeds from each shirt purchase go to the Canucks for Kids Fund.

Lastly, for the benefit of our new users and lurkers, those fanposts and fanshot sections on the right hand side of the page? Those are all yours. See a link or a video worth sharing? Toss it up and let us know about it. Or if you want to sound off on anything Canucks or hockey related, feel free to write up your own fanpost. you can learn more about these features by checking out the PPP guides to fanposts and fanshots. If your content is really good we'll frontpage the hell out of it. If it's REALLY good we send you free booze and balloons.

 

Your Obligatory Arrested Development Reference

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Who To Follow On Twitter
Most of us spend too much time on Twitter to begin with, but we'd be all sad panda if we didn't pass along some of the better hockey twits out there that we enjoy. So the following utterly unsorted list are NM's winners for 2012. Some names you'll notice, others maybe not but all are worth adding to your list to be sure you get the most of your 140 characters this hockey season.

If you're interested be sure to check out the NM social media directory for accounts for all of the must-read Vancouver sources in addition to many of our regulars.

@Kent_Wilson
@ReynoldsSBN
@nettrashcan
@gutsmctavish24
@bruce_arthur
@TSNBobMcKenzie
@DarrenDreger
@sportsnetmurph
@DownGoesBrown
@BizNasty2point0
@TSNDaveHodge
@SocialAssassin2
@taj1944
@BotchonCanucks
@mc79hockey
@alixiswright37
@HeadtotheNet
@ViewFromMySeats
@tedgruber
@angus_j
@DrivingPlay
@BroadSTHockey
@behindthenet
@ryanwhitney6
@DamoSpin Just kidding
@NCFcanuck
@PabloP74
@choderama
@mattthemascot
@Demitra_Van
@kesrows
@ArtemChubarov

 

NM 2011-2012 Predictions

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Kent Basky: It's the big question, right?  Last year many had the Canucks penciled in at the start of the year as the team to beat, then were shocked when it actually happened.  We all know what went down after that, no need to revisit it all.  Despite heading into the season with essentially the same squad, albeit with changes to address issues that came up during the playoffs and injuries, many now are dismissing the Canucks outright.  Good.  Write them off. 

It's going to make them hate us all even more.  Some of the Canucks faithful, myself included at times have gotten bent out of shape over other fan bases' view of us.  To all of you I say: Let it go.  Embrace it.  Who gives a rat's ass what they think?  Pick your battles, and leave the jealous, bitter whining of those around us to echo amongst themselves.  The Canucks are out for retribution.  Every game.  Every shift.  It's all focused towards finishing what they started nearly 365 days ago.  This season will see them reach that goal.

 

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Nucksandpucks: I am expecting that the Canucks will again finish at or near the top of the Western Conference. Another President’s Trophy is certainly a possibility, but I do not think it will happen this year – the last time a team won the trophy in back-to-back years in 1998-99, when the Dallas Stars pulled off the feat. I suspect that fans will be antsy and quick to criticize during the regular season, meaning that any mini-slumps or rough patches will be dissected and critiqued at excessive length. This is the price of sky-high expectations, and I am sure the team will have the maturity and professionalism to weather such storms. I expect another strong year from the Sedins, though the lack of top-end forward depth to start the season (with the absence of Ryan Kesler and Mason Raymond) may dampen their point totals at the start of the season. I think Cody Hodgson will fit in nicely, picking up 30-40 points in his first full NHL season and finally getting a legitimate shot from AV. Luongo and Schneider will both have excellent years again, though I am sure fans will jump on Luongo every time he makes a mistake. I will save my playoff predictions for April. Until then, it will be 82 games of hockey that only kinda, sorta matters – after last season, expectations for this team are firmly hinged on their playoff success or failure.

 

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Semi Colon: What do you get when you cross a team coming off a long playoff run, a team with a notoriously slow October, and a team with key players either out with injuries or just coming back from injuries? If you were hoping for a clever joke there, there isn't one - the answer is Vancouver, and the result is probably not going to be fun. Although I kind of hope Vancouver ends up like Mr. Burns and all of these setbacks get stuck trying to get through the door while the Canucks rocket off to an unorthodox blazing start. But let's be honest here: That's not going to happen. Luckily for us the Northwest is still pretty terrible so a slow start should not matter too much. Hopefully. *Cross fingers*

But without Kesler for a month or more (and who knows how long he takes to get back into form), with no guarantees Malhotra, Hamhuis and Samuelsson are back to 100%, and with Knees MacGee Sturm rocking around somewhere between line 2 and the pressbox, I don't think the 2011-2012 Canucks will reach the same dizzying heights as the 2010-11 vintage.  

Season Predictions: Canucks finish 3rd in the conference behind San Jose and Chicago. Marco Sturm doesn't blow a knee. Barry Rozner makes tons of friends in Vancouver and brings them all food. Kesler comes back and has a chip on his shoulder so big that Mark Messier wouldn't even be able to eat it. Canucks make the playoffs and win some games.

 

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Cam Charron: The Vancouver Canucks have lost some scoring due to injury and inevitable regression, but this remains a formidable defensive opponent made up of a tremendous defensive unit and a top three puck-stopper in the league right now. More than that, the Canucks have, when healthy, three lines that are generally good at restricting puck movement and likely the best defensive forward in the game of hockey right now in Manny Malhotra.

I'd say that, given the weak division and the competition in other parts of the conference, that the Canucks will finish again with the number one seed in the West. The playoffs are a complete random draw, so I'm going to hold off on making bold predictions until April.

 

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The Stanchion: I am the eternal pessimist so it's hard for me to think the Canucks will have as much success this season as they did last year. Even last year when the Canucks were up 2-0 and 3-2, part of me knew how it was going to end. Oh to be 12 year old me who truly believed in this team fully again. Alas, it is not to be, so I predict the Canucks will feel the effects of the Stanley Cup Final hangover and end up 3rd in the West. The weak Northwest division should mean a relatively easy ride for the Canucks to that 3rd spot, but I see the Sharks and Hawks taking top spot (Sharks taking number one). With Kesler probably needing time to find his stride, and with Marco Sturm ruining our second line, I just don't see a repeat of last year.

For the playoffs, I assume the usual flame out in the 2nd round against the Blackhawks. Why? Because I am a pessimist. I think too many teams closed the gap on the Canucks, so the window is even smaller for the Canucks this year. Even last year it took a game 7 overtime in round 1 to get the run going, so my faith in the hockey gods being what it is, I think a lucky bounce kills us this year. A reverse stanchion if you will. I assume Toews will get the goal and the claim he planned the lucky bounce all along and then he will demand first night rights to any newly wed wives in Vancouver.

 

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Missy: I'll make this short and sweet, since I'm swamped with work and school right now.  The twins will still be on fire, and Alexandre Burrows will continue to piss everyone off.  Ryan Kesler will make a triumphant return in November, while Mason Raymond takes a little longer.  Roberto Luongo will struggle in October as always, but then set a new NHL record for longest shutout streak in November-December-January, finally earning him the Vezina.  Alexander Edler will find his form and win his first Norris.  The Canucks will slaughter the league again, winning a 2nd-straight President's Trophy.  We will face the Wild in the first round, and the Ducks in the 2nd.  In the conference finals, Manny Malhotra will once again outdangle Pavel Datsyuk and score the series winner.  In the Stanley Cup Finals against the Penguins, Cody Hodgson will get the puck past Marc-Andre Fleury and score Vancouver's first ever Stanley Cup winning goal.

 

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Yankee Canuck: We're so fucked. Wait, I thought it was a question about media coverage. Nevermind.

The Canucks will be just fine and you can thank the fact Colorado has no goalie, Minny has no defense, Calgary has no soul and Edmonton has no clue. The Sedins will continue their mysterious ways, Kesler will return with a vengeance, Luongo will shake off a bad October with a dominant winter and I have sneaking suspicion MG makes a splash with a trade or deadline deal. So the third seed is Vancouver's unless they piss it away. After that I make it a policy to make no guesses on the post season but I'll admit I would be shocked if Vancouver doesn't find themselves on NBC again. Wink wink.

 

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Zandberg: I don't have the preseason Canucks anxiety that I usually get at this time of year. Most of that has to do with the long playoff run and the pain afterward. It's a long wait to get back into the playoff dance for another chance. However I think that after watching a few regular season games the excitement will come back. How can it not? Mike Gillis and Co. have left the main core intact and upgraded the pieces around it, mostly.


I'm not anticipating too much of a slow start out of the gate. With Mason Raymond and especially Ryan Kesler out, it provides an energized Cody Hodgson a beautiful chance to prove himself in a top 6 role. There's enough internal competition for the second line winger position. To start, Hodgson will probably be flanked by Mikael Samuelsson and Chris Higgins, which is decent company. I like the Jannik Hansen-Manny Malhotra-Marco Sturm third line. I am liking the revamping of the 4th line, which looks to be made up of Andrew Ebbett-Maxim Lapierre-Dale Weise. It looks like Alain Vigneault is finally going to roll his 4 lines a little more, but you never know with him. At least all 4 lines can attack and several of the players can move up and down the roster. Versatility, baby. Love it.
The D is the D. I'm not worried about it one bit. Kevin Bieksa-Dan Hamhuis can be the top shut down pairing in the NHL. No Christian Ehrhoff? No problem. I am anticipating a huge season for Alexander Edler and further mind-blowing composure from Chris Tanev. Not worried one iota about the goaltending. The Luongo haters will hate. I am not one of them.

Have you ever seen a Canucks team this deep? Prediction: Best in the West again, probably with a few less wins than last season. A Stanley Cup victory is the expectation, and you know by now that Mike Gillis will do anything to get this team there.

 

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Last But Not Least...

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We miss you Reid. Come back soon.

 

Drop the puck. Let's do this thing.

Coconuts? GO!

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Oh yeah! This was one of the better ones from the spring.

And still oddly appropriate, even the blood!

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The spring?

I know it’s been a long couple months – but I made this one in July!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never forgot about it. Hence the site tag. So sweet. I am going to use it in my game preview

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to it. And I was wondering if that’s why the site tag was the way it was :)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I had to change the “All Mancari, All The Time” tag. Fukker got cut!! haha

Yeah, the Kesler Red Dead has been stuck in my head all summer.

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus really?

This summer is a blur. I could have swore it was a playoff thing. Nevermind me.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you

folks more than some of the people I know on the outside. I have missed the non-sensical babble and CC’s Christina Hendrick’s photos in between periods. LET THE MADNESS BEGIN.

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by Canuck_gal on Oct 5, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OH YOU MEAN THIS CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll throw one in

On my day off from the Fest…

I do predict that our team will take the Northwest in a relative walk. It just seems likely, given the other teams.

After that, well, it gets interesting. There are teams that got better on paper in the West. But, when you have the team that finished first by a fair margin, and had a bunch of heights reached that have not happened in the entire history of said team, do you really need wholesale changes?

I see the guys finishing first in the league, and getting to the Final again. Fingers crossed.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i miss kristen reid

so
damn
much.

Also, why did you include DamoSpin in your twitter list? Gross. Ick. Barf.

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was a Cam pick. Hey, he’ll piss you off so you’ll at least be engaged!

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

at first i was sad

to see damospin there and not chuckles or section or me…then i realized it was media twitterers…and i was still sad that damospin was there.

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 5, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

why don't we do a new post

for a new season
of all NM regulars’ twitter handles?

by Beantown Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good idea

If someone wants to fanpost it (87 did the original one we linked above) we’ll get it frontpaged ASAP.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full disclosure

This was the message that accompanied the suggestion:

Respectful, syndicated columnist Damien Cox has an eye for perspective and intelligence. He’s a very fair reporter who works for his readers, and his twitter account is very accessible. His commentary on Toronto’s Hockey Team is top-notch and is worth a follow.

I thought these were all being posted. It was a joke that Yankee ruined.

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by camcharron on Oct 5, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh shit…I should remove then huh? I blew the joke.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damien Cox is the reason that newspapers are screwing up and I can’t land a real job with my journalism degree. People like him are turning people onto newer media or getting information straight from the team.

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by camcharron on Oct 5, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I agree. He’s like Gallagher with a bigger mic. Or anyone at NESN.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they love him in T.O

I mean, SNET, FAN590, T.O Star…dude is pulling 3 cheques.

It baffles me too, but we can’t deny the guy is popular in his own town, and part of that is looking down on any team he deems …well…whatever.

Personally, I think he got turned down for a Vancouver job early on, and has held a grudge ever since…

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction:

NM and SCH will continue to mock each other.

Let it begin

by westy99 on Oct 5, 2011 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

way to go out on a limb there westy

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING

by Wisp on Oct 5, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn that wasn't even mocking at my finest

I’ll have to work on it.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

stacie7

This is the year you have to pick one team. I don’t care which but this wishy-washyness has too end. There can only be one!

Let it begin

by westy99 on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not wishy-washy

I’ve always said I just use NM for my off topic conversations.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But didn’t you hear, we’re terrible people? You shouldn’t associate with us, because before you know it you’ll wake one morning and realize you’re out of milk, and then, and then, you’ll go on a riot!

by Wisp on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get plenty of flack for associating with the riff raff over here.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah, really? I was only joking! :(

by Wisp on Oct 5, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

They joke about it all the time. I’m the Canuck lover or the Canuck sympathizer.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a Leafs sympathizer. I feel your pain :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want it known

I don’t miss Reid at all. In any way shape or form. Good riddance.

There, I said it.

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Heresy!

LAWYER him Beantown!

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never gotten the love for Reid. Big fish, small pond syndrome, I swear.

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by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we know

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I await a sample of your taste in gif, jpg or png format

Until then, all I see in my mind is this for you: a poor, loveless creature.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is my Reid manifesto

I get that people like different things. Everyone has different tastes. But it’s the total infatuation Bieber like levels of love people have for Reid that I don’t get. Like it’s not even “Oh Reid? She’s not bad.”

It’s like “KR???? ZOMG SHE’S THE BESTEST!!!!”

It has always confused me. And people defend her to the death. A mediocre reporter with all this love? Are we all going to defend Dan Murphy next?

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that I don’t understand hyperbole. I use it almost every post. So when I talk of the Reid love I don’t mean this site, so much as a general state of things everywhere. You can come across a lot of people who really dig her.

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Hyperbolically.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That assumes every single person I am talking about is indeed using hyperbole, but thanks.

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just most. You find the Kristen Reid shrine and I’ll stop my scoffing.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because proving one person is in love with her will clear my statement? This seems an odd case in sample sizes. :p

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the internet a shrine would be public.

Don’t go searching for private shrines. My closet is off limits.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well now this is awkward…..

closes closet door

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

relax, people have different tastes.
just like how i love Edler and other girls on the blog don’t.

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE EDLER??

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t remember, it was in one of the gamethreads last year. might be spriteoffice…..

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was me missy

and I stand by it!

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by spriteofice on Oct 5, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know I don’t get all the Edler love. I mean he’s handsome and well dressed and talented and only getting better but he’s no Rome.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The strange noise is my quiet sobbing

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget how young he is…… (double checks to make sure)……… holy crap Tanev is my age!!!

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's no Sharpie

I prefer the dark haired men.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then you must be fond of Luongo

Gaze into the eyes Stacie…GAZE.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness there was a title on that one.

Make it go away!

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can clearly see how good BC Bud is :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally, i’ve always had a thing for blonde and/or shaggy hair.
blame Legolas, Will Turner, and Draco Malfoy.

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malfoy?

Like the bad boys huh?

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes

there was a guy i was casually seeing 2 years ago who had a tattoo and a motorcycle…..
he was smart too, he was in my astronomy class.

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see

you were after his brain – that’s different.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep in mind that i stopped reading during the 4th book, and Tom Felton is gorgeous.

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missy

I like the way you think. :)

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by Pseuccubus on Oct 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yeah I don’t get that one :P

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by BW79 on Oct 5, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bieksa

Is more to my taste…

by canuckgirl on Oct 5, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol hamhuis is more to mine if I am looking at only the nucks :)

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by BW79 on Oct 5, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could drown in that man's eyes....

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by spriteofice on Oct 5, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

List of Canucks I’d turn gay for:

1) Ryan Kesler
2) Mason Raymond
3) Alex Edler

by Shand on Oct 5, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! Oh man….

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t cross the line, so to speak, but I’ve met/hung out with Hammer and he is one cool cat. Very down to earth.

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrows and I

have been immersed in a tumultuous affair for quite some time.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you so much as gently mock the Dan Murphy sweater-suit

I will wreck you so hard they’ll have to go to commercial while the maintenance crew comes in to install a new stanchion.

by AidanB on Oct 5, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why post

more pictures of Reid? You’re cluttering the thread.

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh I see

This is because I suggested killing Bieber huh?

I fail to see the harm in a female used infrequently on TV and breaking the white guy monotony of a typical hockey broadcast. But if Stanch wants to be a misomaniac then I wish you nothing but Justin Bieber dreams forever and ever and ever…

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misomaniac? That’s quite a leap my friend. :p

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swinging for the fences my friend!

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate is so last year. Move on to apathy please.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I regret I have but one rec to give

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell...?
I don’t miss Reid at all. In any way shape or form. Good riddance.

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by Kent Basky on Oct 5, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still think people are overestimating the blackhawks… Last year people said because of their core they’d be a good team still. The caliber of players they had during they’re stanley cup ran was nuts (byfuglien 53 pts ladd 59 etc…) And these guys were depth players, not really considered your go-to for offence. They’ve replaced them with carcillo brunnette and co. A great core can only get you so far, its the supporting cast that makes a difference

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 3:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Me too

but its not logical when I say it!

I do think the 3rd and 4th lines were the reason they suffered last year, and that they will be better this one though. A healthy Bolland helps a helluva lot ( even though I hate the fucker, he is good at his job!)

How much better is the question.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brouwer, byfuglien, ladd, campbell, barker (well not so much :p) versteeg, kopecky, madden, even sopel contributed to the success of that team. I’m still convinced that they’ve done more of a patch-up job, instead of addressing their 3rd and 4rth line issues properly… Hell even eager and burrish contributed to that damn team and they’re gone too!

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Where did you want them to come up with more money to do a better patch up job?

We still had plenty of cap problems until the recent changes. Now there’s a little breathing room and if needed they can make changes at the draft deadline.

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by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not that I don’t think chicago has a good team, they still are very talented. But I find some people place them much higher than they should be because of winning the cup. Kinda like the opposite of what’s happened with the canucks because of losing the stanley cup… I was trying to highlight the fact of just how ridiculously stacked that cup winning team was compared to now, and how certain people still rank them as high as that cup winning team was

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I get that

I was really just responding to this

I’m still convinced that they’ve done more of a patch-up job, instead of addressing their 3rd and 4rth line issues properly

It’s hard to do more than a patch up job when you are strapped for cash.

by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I totally understand that. Just flustered how people rate/overrate/underrate certain teams based on asumptions

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

thats about it

don’t really get the swings both ways…I have tried to remind a few that, even with the NW division being what it is, that ( and detractors just had to be pointed at the record against other Div’ and the East, or 27 each for home and away wins ) the Canucks had a season that has not happened in a generation (#1 in PP/GF/GA a few % points from the “quad” in regards to PK )…they had only one big loss ( Hoff)…( sorry Torres lovers, he is replaceable by Volpatti/Weise now, and several others.

He’ll be well watched by Sheriff Shanny to boot…but we wish him well.

Anyhow, a team with a few minor changes ( the #1 PP can put one of two big shots on the right side to be a trigger on sweet Hank feeds), that came so close, and was clearly the best team last year, in all the predicts I have read from the MSPuck Media has them losing out in the second round, or third ( some even going for the Chicago predict there, taking us out again!)

I like the Hawks. Always have, they were my second fave team before this rivalry changed that in the way the Us/Them thing has developed …

I get that the Hawks are a good team, maybe even great. Probably more like a dangerous contender. It seems so many have just said, well, they did five deals, they replaced all they had last time they went all the way, when as you have pointed out, the guys from before and the names now are not the same.

Like, there is no 270 lb behometh that killed us in that series 5 on 5 AND in front on the PP. We did not have a guy that could really deal with him then ( Albie could now )…Ladd, Versteeg, even Burish and Eager all made contributions. As did the 4th line of the Bruins this past year.

It should be interesting to see how Olesz, Brunette et all replace them. I do wonder about replacing Campbell’s puck moving. He is very good as an offensive D’man.

But, then again, they did close the deal and we did not. There is always that huh?

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm excited to see how they will gel

Preseason doesn’t really gauge anything since you always have a bunch of prospects in the mix instead of the usual cast of characters. Kane centering Hossa, our new youngster Saad with Toews, Frolik looking like he might really catch his stride, Mayers, Lepisto, etc. thrown in the mix. Friday can’t come soon enough for me.

by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

for what it is worth, caught the end of the Hockeycentral predicts at the end of their sometimes laughable show, and they are all sold.

Most every one, from Damien Cox, to Nick Kypreos, to Brad May all had you guys in the Cup Final!

Problem solved.

TSN has only told us the Canucks will be first in West so far, but I am pretty sure they all think its because we will beat up on the Oilers, Flames,Wild etc.

Here’s where I always get a little hinky with that excuse.

Last year, for instance, the Hawks were 10-9-1 ( basically .500 ) against the NW in 20 games.

in 4 more games, against the same teams, we were 18-4-2. Detroit was 15-3-2 . as was LA, and Anaheim was 14-3-3, as was Phx, all better than SJ’s 12-6-2.

Now, Minny was 16-7-1 in its own division. It was only the Avs and Oil with below 500 ( 7 and 6 reg wins respectively) in the NW.

It gets a bad rap, and held its own against a couple teams everyone is picking for the Cup this year.

Fun with numbers ;-)

You know?

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all know the predictions don't mean shit

It’s highly unlikely, but how do you know the Canucks won’t shit the bed? It could happen. All you would have to do is lose by a bunch of one goal games (where have I seen that before?). Things may look good on paper, but it’s how the games are played that really matters.

by stacie7 on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally

Kes’s injury could linger. The Twins could start out cold, and the 2nd line crumble under that.

That is totally the thing.

The TSN is a bunch of guys amalgamated, and they have you guys just beating the Wins for the Central, with us in #1, and SJ -2.

LA,Ducks, Blues and Preds the 8 in the playoffs.

They ahve not predicted you guys winning the Cup yet, but they might get there like the HC guys! LOL

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops...Wings

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 2011 Hawks

couldn’t bother showing up against the bottom dwellers. It was so bad that Edmonton beat us twice by the time x-Mas rolled around.

by aeroplane on Oct 6, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was the Canucks supporting cast really that much better last year compared to the Hawks?

Bottom 6 forwards:
VAN:
Malhotra 30 points
Torres 29 points
Hansen 29 points
Lapierre 12 points (including MON and ANA)
Tambelini 17 points
Glass 10 points

Chicago:
Bickell 37 points
Bolland 37 points
Brouwer 36 points
Stalberg 24 points
Dowell 21 points
Pisani 16 points

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tambellini? Never heard of him

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

After reflection

That 4th line of the Bruins was a factor in their win in Game 7.

Hard to quantify ours though, isn’t it? Honestly, both suck when compared to Ladd/Buf and the others they had in ’10 though…

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

It did seem, in the games I watched, that Q’ did not trust his 3rd and 4th lines much last year. In the third anyhow, it seemed Toews …guys like Keith and Seabrook were out every other shift

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Keith was pretty much playing ridiculous minutes from the get go

I think Seabrook was our most consistant d-man last here, but even he didn’t play the minutes Keith did. Hossa, Kane, and Toews were doubleshifted a lot. I feel like it was a mix of trust and riding the hot hand – and the end (prior to injury), the first line of Sharp/Kane/Toews, was the only one clicking so they were out a lot. I’m hoping we don’t have that issue this year. All of our pick ups may not be amazing, but I’m pretty confident in their ability to play better then some of our support last year – pisani, boyton, cullimore, etc…

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by justforkicks on Oct 6, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats the key

For you guys. Because it was late in the season, when I really noticed those gaffes more. They were overworked and made some mistakes.

I get being excited by the new stuff. Its new! And some will be better. But I just watched a couple “experts” that were jizzing on the Hawks, and after saying Toews gets the Hart and maybe the Selke, it was “Brunette will get 30 at least, probably 35”!

I’ve seen a lot of Brunette in the NW. He has some talents. A shot that is heavy, and strong down low. But the guy scoring 35 like its “no big deal”.

Seems a popular pick, and I am not denigrating the talent, but honestly, not one of the new guys is a star, or on the level of the talent in ’10. Carcillo and to a lesser extent Mayers could be a big stinky pile if they revert to form.

I like Montador, and I like O’Donnell too. But, like Brunette, they are never going to be called fast. In a game that seems to be going that way, and a game where its one of your team’s big assets, I just don’t get how hiring a bunch of guys that are older and NOT fast is going to be better in the long run.

Shit, the only one with speed is Mayers. maybe Carcillo with a tailwind.

It could work. The “experts” can’t all be wrong! ;-)

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by vancitydan on Oct 7, 2011 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

who said Brunette would get 35? I’ve heard some people say he may get 25, but 35?

by aeroplane on Oct 7, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

also keep in mind...

that Montador is going to be a 3rd pairing guy. Chicago won the cup with one of the slowest guys in the league (brent Sopel). Montador is a lightening rod compared to him.

Brunette is not fast but he does give the team a net presence. Something the Hawks lacked last year.

Again, the players the team picked up aren’t superstars, but they all fill a roll the Hawks lacked last year.

by aeroplane on Oct 7, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This. The talent the hawks had playing for them on their 3rd/4rth lines (well mostly third) showed when those players departed and had very good seasons for other teams

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 3:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Outside of bolland and brouwer, I wouldn’t have any of those guys on the canucks

by kiyotok on Oct 5, 2011 3:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd take Bickell too

he has more to give, I think

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bickell is pathetic. You slice his tendons and he’s done. Weak.

by The Stanchion on Oct 5, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played two games after slicing the tendon. Unfortunately he had to get surgery on it when he did or risk long-term problems.

by aeroplane on Oct 6, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

What?! How could you not want Pisani??!

j/k obviously

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by justforkicks on Oct 6, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wizard approaches
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Jim Jamieson
#Canucks, just spoke with asst GM Gilman re roster. Put injured Raymond, Kesler on roster, got to within 18k of ceiling if need LTIR relief

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we think

a surprise deal is on the horizon?

I think it possible to replace Raymond…Kes is already skating, but depending on who they would trade, they could afford something pretty good…

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to

seeing the Sedins take out Bieber. (Oh, good, I can say that name here without being followed by a 13 year old girl who can’t seem to see that every time I mention her future husband on Twitter, it’s never in a positive light, so why I’d get followed for that is beyond me.) The only question is how… These things must be done delicately…

Great thread! I have no bold predictions other than I hope someone punches Brad Marchand 6 times each and every game he plays.

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by Jafane on Oct 5, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

My Twitter Feed is Money

Just ask Semi. He follows me I think?

Haha, excited for the season. You guys make it so much better.

by jabraham on Oct 5, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Did mine work?

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it worked!

Eureka!

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this? Where did you get the Twitter badge from?

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cam's latest

has the way to do it from Eric at BSH.

Just change the particulars…

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Dan

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awman

People’s signatures are gonna be huge.

Le lag will be awesome.

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by eightyseven on Oct 5, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

me hip

like the kids.

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 5, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

or not

:(

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 5, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

or yes.

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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 5, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any idea how to fix this?

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by jabraham on Oct 5, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fix what?

when the Twitter button only comes up when you refresh?

I think that just happens, like magic.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It had three before

But now it’s only one.

Great success!

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by jabraham on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez

now everybody’s copying!
there goes my originality around here….

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’d you get the idea? ;)

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric commented on the earlier post, and i asked him how he got that into his sig.

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the internet. Everyone regurgitates everyone’s ideas in web 2.0.

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by eightyseven on Oct 5, 2011 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This just in...

Brad May is dumb. Sportsnet is really scraping the bottom of the barrell with their Hockeycentral season preview.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard it here first?

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by kesrows on Oct 5, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the joke Lou.

Also Damien Cox was laughed at by Maclean and Kypreos. That’s one bad day at work.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

May

was just talking about the Oilers like they are going to the Final this year…

“sigh”

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damien Cox said the Jets could finish as high as 5th, but that they will make the playoffs for sure.

Obviously May’s is more crazy, but it’s a whole show full of crazy.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

I think the Jets will be better just with the address change.

What did he say about the Canucks…6th and a 1st round exit? ;-)

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really what? Guaranteeing a playoff position (let alone 5th place) to last year’s 12th place team is indeed crazy. That isn’t saying anything about them being better in Winnipeg (which they should be).

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

(This post written under the assumption that the really was addressed to me, not the prediction itself.)

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was, but not in that way

questioning Demon’ Cox’s sanity, not your own! LOL

I think they miss the dance this year too, I just think they are a bubble team all year.

You never know though. Might turn out to have a great home record at least.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m all for their success and I do agree they’ll be better than 12th. Go Jets.

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by ShiftySC on Oct 5, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

27 hours

CAN’T WAIT!!!

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by nucksandpucks on Oct 5, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

This.

Reading it got me pumped for the season

by Shand on Oct 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded

Well done Yankee

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missy!!

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 5, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This

is a gag that has been pulled on pretty much every campus in North America.

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by jabraham on Oct 5, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

perverts

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by Kent Basky on Oct 5, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly

saw a UofToronto one like that back in June.
although this one does have all the official UVic info for Tower…..

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by missy on Oct 5, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, yes!

A buddy who lives on campus sent that to me the other day, I thought it was hilarious. I was sort of sold on it until the line about “Semen related costs” running into the thousands… Didn’t sound too… University-like.

by RogerFenway on Oct 5, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some predictions of my own (from a casual, non expert opinion): homerism included

I see the Nucks as 1 or 2 in the West this year, but no President’s trophy if they finish first. I think the Sharks will battle with them for that same spot (blatant homerism =) ), coming down to the last few games of the season. Detroit takes 3rd, Kings 4th (with more points than Detroit) and Hawks 5th. Preds 6th, Ducks 7th and St. Louis will squeak into that last spot when they just edge out the Wild. If not St. Louis, then I think Colorado will have a resurgence and finish 8th. Phoenix, Dallas, and Edmonton finish in the bottom 3.

As for the playoffs, I see a repeat of last years conference finals, but with a different result (more homerism, kthx!). I think the Nucks blueline is so deep and even though many people bag on Luongo, he is still pretty fucking good. Even if the Nucks don’t make it to the conference/stanley cup finals (bad bounces, etc) they are still going to be an extremely tough out.

by Bearodactyls on Oct 5, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but….the Pacific is no piece of cake. The Northwest more or less IS.

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats why I think they’ll finish higher than 3rd in the West, but I think it’ll be a tight race. I think the better St. Louis (if healthy) and Columbus teams will slow down the Wings/Hawks in the Central division.

I think the Pacific will be easier than last year with Phoenix dropping out of playoff contention and Dallas performing mediocre all season long finishing 12th or 13th with 80-something points. The Kings on the otherhand look absolutely terrifying (on paper).

I can also see Colorado having a better year, which might slow the Nucks down somewhat and help other teams close the gap.

by Bearodactyls on Oct 5, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all good. Add your predictions there too. I don’t hold out much hope for Colorado at all.

by Sean Zandberg on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NW was.

Last year it was only the Avs and Oil that sucked ( 7 and 6 reg wins each). Minny was 16-7-1 in its own division, bettered only by our 18-4-2. Calgary was 13-10-1.

Sure, the Pacific and Central are probably still better, but its not that bad. Hell, SJ only went 12-6-2 in the NW last year ( mind you, that means they had 4 games versus the Canucks, just like the teams in our division.

;-)

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colorado?

Is going nowhere. They’re a mess, and when I say a mess, I mean the Flames are gonna hold a telethon to help out the Avs. That’s how bad it is. They’ll finish last in the division.

by Kent Basky on Oct 5, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ready to toss them away

mind you, Crawford just waxed all about the Oilers “potential” again. I still think its more a bunch of talented kids that will get sick of losing and leave at the end of deals unless it turns around.

I think this year they are the weak anchor in the NW. Still a tough game, but nope on that blue line, uh uh on the vets signed and kept, and more unfinished potential.

The Avs, I just think they are more on the upward curve.

Ha ha. Duthie just had to say "I think you guys on the panel like the Oilers more than any of our “panel” when the amalgamation of all their predicts came up ( 14th)

Ours was 1st BTW…though I bet they predict we lose the Cup again, just for shits and giggles…

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TSN

as in everybody added together on their predicts, has the Avs finishing 15th and maybe having to explain how the goalie that sucked getting them there ( Varly) costing them the 1st overall pick.

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That move was pure wizardry by the Caps front office. Vokoun’s better and a good bridge till Neuvirth/Holtby further matures, get a high pick out of it all is just gravy.

If the Caps couldn’t score enough for Varly… how is he going to succeed in front of a porous D and an offense that’s no where near as good?

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by Vancouverguy on Oct 5, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely not

THAT big of an Avs fan.

Fuck them, they had their time, its OUR time….(where’s my link to that little kid?)…

That Dee, they are all big though. porous is relative. We’ll see how they do.

Someone must REALLY like Varly…or its one of those ( I’ll do you a solid on the next one Mr Sherman..and GMGM owes hime one huh?) deals, you know?

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by vancitydan on Oct 5, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. If he gets hurt, their team is done. I mean that was really my only bold prediction, and it was something along the lines of Craig Anderson two years ago (where I think they shocked most people by finishing 8th). If Varly has a good year, I think they can pull together with their young forward corps. Couple big IFs but, hey, who knows.

by Bearodactyls on Oct 5, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then,

Maybe some day Schneider is traded to a bottom dwelling team for a 1st round pick plus whatever else.

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by Bobby Canuck on Oct 5, 2011 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

reid

what happened to her?

by Lingyis on Oct 5, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

works for Global TV now. /sadface

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by Vancouverguy on Oct 5, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Yankee you are spot on as usual.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 6, 2011 2:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I want a front row ticket for that.

I’m going to assume you will be thoroughly drunk at that time too.

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That

is the only way to go.

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