The Real Americans.
Zandberg will hate this probably, but whatever! Screw him! He doesn't eat his vitamins!
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That's unreal
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I can’t believe Zandberg hit “dislike”
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Oct 25, 2011 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
whatcha gonna do Zandberg? Probably were a Luger fan....
oh never mind. ;-/
I found the inclusion of the Hulkster to add a nuanced and varied depth to the visual experience, and would not hesitate to recommend this video to all my friends
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No!! Hated Luger. I liked Macho, Andre, Mr. Perfect, Hart Foundation, Bulldogs, Ric Flair, as far as old old school goes. Even Jake The Snake.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 25, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it comes down to flag-waving American wrestlers, hey? Sgt. Slaughter= facepalm.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
him I was total facepalm on
as I was on Hacksaw Jim Duggan, or any of those ones. Same as the ones that did the “villain” like Iron Skeik and Volkov ( those two I liked, actually…hilarious)
Hey, never deny your love for Jake. I don’t know the story, but I have heard him referred to as a “tragic figure”
But you misses HBK, Ricky Steamboat, Sid Viscous, Goldberg.
Ah, memories. Oh, liked Triple H long before DX, though that was fun too
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Ghandi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
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Ultimate Warrior
hands down greatest of all time and it’s not even close. Distant second place the Hitman. Third? I will say The Rock.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Oct 25, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
another one that burned quick and bright.
Top 3?
Ric Flair, Triple H, and the Rock. For accomplishments, and showmanship. Thats what it is all about right!?
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Ghandi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
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The Ultimate Warrior? Jesus christ NOOOO. Couldn’t sell a move if he tried. Fucking terrible! OK, but every other part of his schtick was good tho.
Dan, I’m talking old old school. But yeah, HHH is my modern day fave. Love Lesnar and Golberg too. Just not in the ring together. Damn that was a fail.
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 26, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So much propaganda
Officially licensed Canucklehead
twitter.com/agillie604
Say, Keith, why didn't Semi include us?
Well gosh, I don’t know, Cory. Excuse me, though, I have to spear Anton Stralman.
in the nuts
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 25, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking about it
But I was going based on the line
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
He Hang Lo
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 25, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to know how you know that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
It goes with being a puck bunny
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy likes it too, but would like to remind them all that a Canadian is on the 1st line.
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no one likes Burrows
or Luongo.
or Bieksa.
or Lapierre.
or Manny Malhotra
or Dan Hamhuis.
You know
if Ballard & Alberts play in front of Schneider while The Amex line is out on the ice, a Canadian hockey team will have all Americans out on the ice. The team needs to be careful, the end result could be similar to going back in time and killing yourself, or an immovable object being struck by an unstoppable force.
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I still can't get over
Semi’s name on youtube. “A Colon’s Fury.”
Really? You couldn’t have chosen ANYTHING else?
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
You guys have bad minds
IT RELATES TO PUNCTUATION
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
im sure it does
that doesn’t change the fact it also sounds like a description of the after effects of a particularly spicy dinner.
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I have always wanted to try that
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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 25, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You've always wanted to try
posting a video of losers on youtube?
It can’t be that hard to find subjects in Smithers.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2011 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Losers?
That boat was a winner
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Well they may have won the race
but they are losing the race called “life”
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually pretty much everyone in that boat is now in pretty good jobs and positions in life. ERRONEOUS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
yeah, section. each and every one of them is a coxswain.
by Passive Voice on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I had NO idea
I am super sorry. It was foolish of me to see a bunch of dudes in tight clothes rhythmically stroking at the same time and thinking they were losers.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re just jealous
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
because while rowing involves dudes in spandex
You’re also around many women also wearing tight clothes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yeah well going to the mall
allows me to be around women in tight clothes but that doesn’t mean I am going to wear spandex while I am there. I mean male cheerleaders get to touch women in tight clothes and yet they aren’t getting laid. Just sayin.
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If you think rowers aren't getting laid
You are sorely mistaken. Rowing parties are crazy man
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I rest my case
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, and Chief Hunk.
by Section 312 on Oct 26, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Two words:
“Ballet School”.
Seriously. M/F ratio of 300:1; tremendously athletic with awesome strength and flexibility; and if the women want to be prima donna, they need a male partner.
Male cheerleaders? Lower ratio, same results. Oddly enough, cheerleading used to be an exclusively male act when it started up. Personally, I’m awful glad that changed.
Flying that Nerd Flag high!
And all three of them are NCAA hockey products!
And one went to Yale! I’m in heaven.
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You guys!
I’m trying to maintain a distaste for your team and its fans here, quit making awesome shit.
Unfortunately
This is no longer appropriate
:(
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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