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Canuck Alternate Hat-tricks

During the game last night my brother and I got to discussing Gordie Howe hat-tricks after Dale Weise had put up a goal and a fight part way through the second. This discussion led to coming up with alternate hat-tricks for various Canuck players, here is what we came up with.

Daniel Sedin Hat-trick: A goal, an assist and diving accusation

Henrik Sedin Hat-trick: two assists and an offensive zone penalty

 Alex Burrows Hat-trick:  A goal, a chirp and a rejected fight invitation

 Ryan Kesler Hat-trick:  A blocked shot, a powerplay goal and a pointless dangle

 Mason Raymond Hat-trick:  An off balance cut to the outside, a missed shot and a Hughson “With Speed!”

 Sami Salo Hat-trick:  a Goal, a whiff and a groin injury.

 Kevin Bieksa Hat-trick:  An assist, a scowl and a bad pinch

 Dan Hamhuis Hat-trick:  A blocked shot, a great recovery and a terrible shot

 Cody Hodgson Hat-trick:  A shot, a blind spin pass and ten minutes of discussion about where he fits on the team.

 Roberto Luongo Hat-trick: A Bronx cheer, a belly flop and an over analysed sound bite.

 Corey Schneider Hat-trick:  A save, a goaltending controversy and a trade rumour

 Marco Sturm Hat-trick:  A trio of mentions by the play by play announcer

 Keith Ballard Hat-trick:  A rush, a turnover and a benching

 Mikael Samuelsson Hat-trick:  A goal, an assist and two months of invisibility

 Alex Edler Hat-trick:  A breakout pass, a shot wide and talk about how he’s going to be great one day

 Manny Malhotra Hat-trick:  60% faceoff wins, a rush that almost produces a goal and mention of his eye injury and how inspiring he is.

 Feel free to add any you can think of and adjust the ones I came up with. Enjoy.

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