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Hey Darcy! Next Time Put A Sock In It

Darcy Hordichuk told the Province yesterday:

"I am big advocate of having a big guy on the fourth line just to protect those guys," Hordichuk said. "It seems the Canucks are going in a different direction. It's great for me. It's great when I get into a game like this because those are the guys you want to try to abuse on the ice.

"We'll see how they respond."

And on Alain Vigneault perhaps matching the Sedin line against his line:

"All it takes is one good hit and he'll be like 'Why are we doing this?'" Hordichuk said. "I think I have my game to the point where I can play against them.

"Hopefully, I can send a message back. All it takes is one big hit and they won't be looking for that match-up anymore."

And then 5 seconds into his first shift:

You really showed them, didn't ya Darcy? Hope you enjoyed the hospital food while we kicked your ass.

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Can’t believe he got a hit for that and Ballard didn’t. Helloooo home town stat counter bias

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 16, 2011 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Blew me away

as I was looking over the numbers too.

Huh. I did have to re-see it to respect and admire the power of Ballard’s hips. It was like he does ballet in the offseason, not only punishing him severely with the Hips, but still being in position to move up the ice!

Very impressive

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by vancitydan on Oct 16, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

he who laughs last laughs best. Hordy got what was coming to him. Next time don’t shoot your mouth off before thegame let your play do the talking.

by Tina Poole on Oct 16, 2011 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ISN’T THIS FRONT PAGED?

GO FUCK YOURSELF HORDI, YOU FUCKING PYLON.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 16, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow

the fact that the related videos on that are all baby vids is very appropriate.

by 51dimes on Oct 17, 2011 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

“I am big advocate of having a big guy on the fourth line just to protect those guys”

An unbiased assessment of the worth of fighters in hockey!

by Passive Voice on Oct 17, 2011 6:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm a big advocate

 of having BC born play by play guys who spent time in Fort St John on HNIC.

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only after

they’ve been hardened by countless bus trips across the frozen plains.

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?

by Smoboy41 on Oct 17, 2011 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Exactly

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Oct 17, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never knew Razor was from PG

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 17, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be nice. I can’t even listen to the Canucks game and CBC. Mark Lee is all kinds of bad. And who was doing the commentary with him last game? The guy couldn’t even talk.

by marcness52 on Oct 17, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daryl Reugh or something

CBC should just give me a few beers and get me to commentate.

Needless to say there would be a lot of swearing.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 17, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure every second line would be “Alex motherfucking Burrows”

by marcness52 on Oct 19, 2011 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without

a doubt.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 22, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I laughed as hard seeing it again as the first time. What a fucking idiot.

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by spriteofice on Oct 17, 2011 6:16 AM PDT reply actions  

3 games into season,#Oilers new “tough guys who can play”,Ben Eager & Darcy Hordichuk,have played a combined 4 minutes & 3 seconds.

http://twitter.com/#!/BruceMcCurdy/status/125643544844181504

I just couldn’t be happier for them both.

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by Yankee Canuck on Oct 17, 2011 7:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I knew there was someone who I was looking for in that game but didn’t see. Haha Eager

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Eager

out with a concussion?

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?

by Smoboy41 on Oct 17, 2011 9:54 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that the same one from him getting hit by his own teammate in practice?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe so.

I'll do it tomorrow, that seems like a pretty good idea to me
What's wrong with tomorrow, I'm watching him but who's watching me?

by Smoboy41 on Oct 17, 2011 10:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

COILERS

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 17, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

“1 shift, 5 seconds. -1 hit”

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Having a +/- stat for hits is a nice idea. Let’s make that happen!

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Oct 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should have been

tatooed on Hordichuck’s forehead:

“This message will self-destruct in 15 seconds” (quote from Inspector Gadget).

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Oct 17, 2011 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

As much as I enjoyed the Mitchell-Toews hit

This is about 8million times sweeter. Fucking Hordichuk – he’s such a shit hockey player, even John Scott looks good.

Gif it. Post it often. Let’s never forget this clown.

by Azzy Mahmood on Oct 17, 2011 11:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Ballard was hit as well as Volpatti was ragdolled…

Flying that Nerd Flag high!

by Thursday on Oct 17, 2011 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No Volpatti wasn’t

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Z’s Sarcasmeter is in the shop methinks

by Shand on Oct 17, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s fukt apparently :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 17, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part

is still Ballard’s total nonchalance after these hits. Okay. Done. Skates away. It’s just total poetic justice that Hordi is out after his statements lately.

by peanutflower on Oct 17, 2011 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

You think he would’ve learned from Wellwood last year.

by marcness52 on Oct 17, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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