Canuck Brunch: Just What The Doctor Ordered- Oct 15
While the Canucks and their stumble out of the gate has been examined ad nauseum, whether you are on the Chicken Little side of the fence, or the ration, calm the hell down it's a week into the season side, one thing we can all agree on, there's nothing like a game against a rival to shake off a slump. And when it come to the Edmonton Oilers, the Canucks have certainly done their fair share of cleansing over the last few years. The Sedins especially have feasted on Edmonton, with Daniel scoring a jaw-dropping 12% of his goals against Edmonton. These games, despite how truly horrid the Oilers have been for the last half-decade or so, are always entertaining, feisty affairs. Expect more of the same tonight, as the Oilers try and use this game as a measuring stick, while the Canucks do their annual 'work the bugs out of the system while awaiting the return of injured core players' thing...
The final game of a 4 game roadtrip can often be a disappointing one, with the team looking ahead to arriving home and not focusing on the task at hand. With the um, focus the team has shown in their first 4 games, suffice it to say they should be a much sharper looking team tonight, looking to finish their first road swing at .500 with a win tonight over the Oilers. The Canucks will be shuffling up things a bit, according to the Province's Jason Botchford. He tweets that the 1st line will be the same, but the 2nd will see Cody Hodgson centering Mikael Samuelsson and Chris Higgins while line 3 will be Manny Malhotra with Marco Sturm and Jannik Hansen. Line 4 will be Maxim Lapierre with Dale Weise and Aaron Volpatti, to combat the Oilers douche squad who will no doubt be looking to start shit again tonight as they did in the last meeting between these teams in the preseason.
Defensively there will be a bit of a change as well, as Alexander Edler and Keith Ballard will be the 2nd pairing, Sami Salo and Andrew Alberts the 3rd, Ballard getting the promotion no doubt as a sign of recognition for his much improved play so far this year. While his game was less than stellar against Detroit to put it mildly, overall he has been more of the type of Dman the Canucks were hoping for when they signed him as a free agent last summer.
One thing I am looking forward to, and it's certainly been the most entertaining aspect of this 'rivalry' of late, is the ridiculous over-reaction of Oilers players anytime one of their kids takes a clean hit. It's happened a number of times, and with the Canucks PP needing some extra time to gel, you can bet they will get that chance when someone like Theo Peckham or Ryan Jones loses it because they haven't taught that Bieber-lookin' kid, the buck-toothed one or the the hyphenated wonderboy how to keep their damn heads up.
Roberto Luongo is in goal for the Canucks tonight, looking to notch his first W of the season after the shootout loss to Pittsburgh and the loss in Philadelphia. Luongo's notorious slow starts always seem to come to a halt with one game that seems to awaken him, and perhaps this one, early on will do the trick. I fully expect him to be lights out tonight, along with a much better team effort defensively.
And since it's a Hockey Night In Canada game, we know many of you will no doubt be syncing the TEAM1040 broadcast with CBC to drown out Mark Lee, tonight however his colour man is former Kamloops Blazer Darryl Reaugh. I dig Razor as a colour man, and hopefully he can do a better job of balancing out the hideousness that is Lee than Kevin Weekes was able to do...
What's on the menu?
A busy schedule tonight, including all 7 Canadian teams in action. The Flames head into Toronto tonight to take on the Leafs, The Canadiens host the Avalanche in Montreal, Ottawa heads to DC to take on the Capitals, and Phoenix is in Winnipeg in that awkward situation everyone's been waiting for, when the Old Jets play the new Jets. Maybe Shane Doan will finally get that hat trick, huh? Some other noteworthy games tonight include Mike Richards and the LA Kings taking on the Flyers, which will no doubt be a feel good match with lots of hugs and mutual respect, the Islanders and Rangers in another edition of the Battle of New York, and in the marquee de douchebag for the evening, it's the Bruins and Blackhawks battling for scumbag supremacy. Just a shame both of them can't lose...
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Think the history books will look back and laugh and point at Mark Lee? Sure hope so.
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i kinda hope the present
looks back at mark lee and fires his ass. Maybe him and weekes can get a job doing the hog reports in saskatchewan.
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by Twitchy2010 on Oct 15, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to start a petition called: Swap Mark Lee with Section 312.
I hope you all will sign it.
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"Because you are the most arrogant poster I have ever encountered. And I knew yoata pretty well. I hate arrogance."
Put my name down first. CBC needs to fire his ass.
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by Vancouverguy on Oct 15, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ball is doing pretty well
on the Winnipeg game for them too. Section should get his chance at the Peg’ games next to get his foot in the door!
He is already almost there, right Mike? Few more prairies road miles and be the next Jets guy!
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I frickin hate
when twitter crashes right as I post… grrr
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@KentBaskyNM
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
So that was you then?
Twitter came back on, but I did not see you there.
So, who’s the whipping boy today, apart from Sturm?I am getting bored with him. I mean, everybody hates on him. The corner store lady says something!
I turn to you for advice on who I can hate on to be the cool #hockeyhipster ( CC-par pending ). Someone new and fresh. I was thinking Juice, but that seems so…obvious. The same with Sammy, and he is not THAT bad right now anyhow. Alberts? jesus, now I feel like I am flipping through the closet going …“no,no, no. Its like I wore all these…”
Eureka! Edler, of course! He has not been so bad, though somewhere I was reading they were writing off him as a " #1 type defenseman" already. Just needs a new stick maker.
But what do you think oh puck swami? We have not hated on him for a while, and we all know how good he looks sometimes…
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par...pat pending.
par pending is when a golfer has a tap in FFS!
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I am gonna buck the trend
and say if something doesn’t go wrong, blame someone who never gets blamed. Hamhuis… Burrows maybe? What about Manny? Or Hansen?
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@KentBaskyNM
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
I saw some Money hate
Whwn people bitch about Burr, its usually with a smile ( I can’t stay mad at you…c’mere Burr “big hug”)…and I think Hansen has moved into that category no matter how bad he might do on a shift, because you know he is at least giving it everything.
Hamhuis it is. A “local” guy though? That IS bucking the trend.
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marquee de douchebag
Love it. Can they all just injure eachother in the Hawks-Bruins game? I want to see 38 casualties of war.
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speaking of which...
adamjahns Adam Jahns
Remember the #Blackhawks mystery chirper story from last year in BOS w/ Thornton? Kane says that player is gone now. My best guess? Kopecky.
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@KentBaskyNM
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what
a prick
THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 16, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
A CDC moment:
Hi folks,
i would like to thanks M. Roberto Luongo, and his really weaks goals against the PHI flyers.
we’re french, living in France, and i only could see the game the day after. Thrusday 13, we watched the VAN PHI game. and my wife, pregnant, was really upset due to those back to back goals serie. at the end of the game, she told me she was really angry with the Luu poor play… and she started to feel some huge birth pangs.
few hours later, she gave birth to my son, Tristan Pavel F.
Thx M Roberto Luongo !
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ugh
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 16, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
The Canucks have been generally mediocre through their first four games and as a result, Vigneault will shake up his lineup yet again. Cody Hodgson, who has been improving by the game, will play with Chris Higgins and Samuelsson.
Andrew Ebbett is out and Manny Malhotra and Lapierre will centre the third and fourth lines, which should take some defensive responsibility off of Hodgson’s plate. Against Detroit, Ebbett played only 8:50, meaning the Canucks essentially had two fourth lines.
Tonight, against the Oilers, Malhotra will be flanked by Jannik Hansen and Sturm, which should give the team a more traditional checking line.
The out-of-sync defence will have a different feel, too. Dan Hamhuis and Kevin Bieksa continue to be the team’s shutdown duo. But Alex Edler will play with Keith Ballard, and Sami Salo will be paired with Andrew Alberts.
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Hordy should be a coach!
“All it takes is one good hit and he’ll be like ‘Why are we doing this?’” Hordichuk said. "I think I have my game to the point where I can play against them.
“Hopefully, I can send a message back. All it takes is one big hit and they won’t be looking for that match-up anymore.”
Truthfully, the last player the Canucks are concerned about tonight is Hordichuk. Though Aaron Volpatti will make his return to the lineup
Read more: http://www.theprovince.com/sports/Oilers+Canucks+preview+Vancouver+needs+protect+Sedins+warns+Hordichuk/5556635/story.html#ixzz1atXNz9Rx
I hope he gets his wish. Sedins will eat him up!
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apparently
even their bloggers aren’t sure this is such a good idea…
http://oilersnation.com/2011/10/15/abuse-the-sedins-it-works-both-ways
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@KentBaskyNM
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
There's a smart guy!
Something like 116 points from the Twins in about 58 games versus the Oil.
Nice
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@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
worked out
well for him last night, didn’t it? All it took was one big hit, and he wasn’t looking for that match-up anymore.
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uhoh
@tpanotchCSN Kings uncertain at this point if Doughty has a concussion, source tells me
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NHLAdamK Adam Kimelman
Official number on Doughty – 2 shifts in 1st period, total of 1:34. Played one shift for 1:10 after hard hit on first shift of game.
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@KentBaskyNM
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Just saw it
<a href=“http:// ”http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=596108&cmpid=nhl-rxl-twt" target="_blank">http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=596108&cmpid=nhl-rxl-twt" target="new">Here. What a great hit. No argument there. Penner got 17 minutes and Rinaldo 5. Bravo ref. Thats how we should call these fights after clean hits.
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Try again
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@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
wow, instigator penalty used correctly
why in the hell is that so hard for them to do, apparently…?
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@KentBaskyNM
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
Yep
I love it. Have no problem with it. Want the refs that do it to have their names held up to praise. The ones that call both 2 minutes…its BS, even if its our team.
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Ghandi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
Is this the gamethread?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

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