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Red Wings At Canucks Game Preview: Kill The Hosers

RED WINGS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Sat. 7:00 PM PST
TV CBC
Season Series 1-1
Last Meeting
5-4 Wings (Dec.22/10)
The Enemy Winging It In Motown Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 22-28-50 Zetterberg: 15-30-45
Wings
Category Canucks
26-10-5 Season Record 27-8-5
2nd
Conference Position 1st
Won 2
Streak Won 8
13-5-1
< Road Record / Home Record >
15-3-2
6-2-2
Last 10 9-0-1
+26
Goals For / Against +/- +43
3.46 (2)
Goals Per Game 3.48 (1)
2.83 (17)
Goals Against Per Game 2.38 (5)
1.19 (5)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.34 (4)
22.5 (4)
Power Play %
25.2 (1)
81.7 (15)
Penalty Kill %
85.7 (3)
33.2 (3)
Shots Per Game 31.2 (13)
29.7 (13)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.1 (16) 
79.2 (6)
Winning % When Scoring First 88.5 (1)
84.6 (10)
Winning % When Leading After 1 95.0 (1) 
88.2 (17)
Winning % When Leading After 2 90.9 (13) 
52.3 (5)
Faceoffs % 56.5 (1)
9.5 (2)
PIM's Per Game 11.9 (13) 
NHL.com

-Update: Alexandre Bolduc back in tonight. Rick Bowness mentioned The Duke was benched not only to give Aaron Voltron Volpatti some playing time but also to send a message to Bolduc that going 0-for-8 in the faceoff circle against Calgary was unacceptable. (The Province)

-Update: Chris Osgood out (groin), Jimmy Howard in.

-Does it get much better than this? Detroit vs Vancouver on Hockey Night In Canada. Race for top spot in the NHL (Canucks will still have a game in hand). These teams are about as statistically close (above) as it gets in a lot of cases. The last meeting was a disappointing loss in OT as Hansen and Ehrhoff turned the puck over in their own zone and a Zetterberg slapper beat Luongo on a shot he should have had (see below).

-Both teams are playing the second game in a back-to-back scenario.

-Despite the Wings' ability to remain generally disciplined in games this season, the Canucks have scored 4 PP goals against Detroit in their 2 matches to their 2 against us. Hell, Manny Malhotra even scored a shorthanded goal against them. The powerplay opportunities for these 2 teams head to head this season is EVEN. I still think special teams will play a big role in this one.

 -Dan Hamhuis and Chris Osgood will be the guests on HNIC's After Hours.

Star-divide

PROJECTED STARTING GOALIES


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Roberto Luongo 30 1766 19 8 70 2.38 871 801 .920 2


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Jimmy Howard 31 1840 21 7 84 2.74 908 824 .907 2


WHO'S HOT/COLD

CANUCKS

Hot

-Henrik Sedin: 3 goals and 13 assists in his last 9 games played

-Daniel Sedin: 8 goals and 7 assists in his last 9.

-Ryan Kesler: 8 goals and 8 assists in his last 10.

-Alexandre Burrows:1 goal and 3 assists in his last 2 games.

Cold

-Mikael Samuelsson: 0 points in his last 6 games.

-Manny Malhotra: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 13 games.

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 5 games. 11 shots in those 5 games. 5 of them came against San Jose. Stop the Tambo presses he has cooled off!

 

RED WINGS

Hot

-Henrik Zetterberg: 5 goals and 8 assists in his last 9 games.

-Valtteri Filppula: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 7.

-Johan Franzen: 3 goals and 5 assists in his last 8.

-Niklas Lidstrom: 4 goals and 9 assists in his last 9 games. Don't pull the age card on Niklas!

-Brian Rafalski: 2 goals and 11 assists in his last 11 games.

Cold

-None

 

INJURIES

CANUCKS

-Rick Rypien (personal-out indefinitely)

RED WINGS

-Daniel Cleary (ankle)

-Pavel Datsyuk (hand)

-Mike Modano (wrist)

-Valtteri Filppula (groin, day-to-day)

-Brad Stuart (broken jaw, out indefinitely)

-ADDED: Chris Osgood: (strained groin)

VIDEO

The last time these 2 teams clashed a turnover in OT was the difference:

A much more favorable result earlier in the year:

Blast from the past: Craig Coxe vs Bob Probert (1987-history lesson, kids). I have not seen a better fight to this day:

Go Canucks!

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why break tradition?

9-2 Red Wings

Alex Delvecchio (7), Gordie Howe (2)
Chris Oddleifson )(2)

by Temujin on Jan 8, 2011 12:14 AM PST reply actions  

Why do I let you come over and drink my beer again??

by Hodge on Jan 8, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of scoring, but canucks pull through
5-3 nucks, tambo gwg

by kiyotok on Jan 8, 2011 12:15 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-2 Wings. Cleary.

I hope I’m wrong.

by marcness52 on Jan 8, 2011 12:16 AM PST reply actions  

You are 100% wrong

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 8, 2011 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

NUMBSKULL!

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He is a numbskull

and Cleary is hurt. I believe out for another 2 or 3 weeks.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 8, 2011 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

correct

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

You need to post a photo

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Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Sid--please get well SOON.
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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 8, 2011 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

So do you

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 8, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Nucks continue to roll.

Luu again plays a strong game, 3-2 Nucks. Kesler with winner!

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 12:30 AM PST reply actions  

3-0, as promised ( Schneids wuz robbed I tell ya! ;-)

Tambellini.

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. ""I don't know if it's a big deal or not. But like I said, I was a bit upset with myself to lose a shutout like that. I'm a competitor. I don't know what to tell you. "I'll give away two sticks next game." Luongo-1/6/11

by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 12:40 AM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks OT, Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Jan 8, 2011 12:58 AM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks

I want Tambellini to redeem himself.

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 1:17 AM PST reply actions  

By the way Sean

you might as well add Stuart into the injury report. Not sure if he can even eat solids right now.

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 1:19 AM PST reply actions  

oh and Val Filpulla is day to day

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Filppula may play tonight. He was almost ready for Friday reports claimed

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally, a real opponent.

And some fine journalism if you’d like a laugh.

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 2:14 AM PST reply actions  

THE GULL

What a piece of shit article.

I wonder if he’s related to Daniel “I infuriated 12-17 year old CC” Cloutier.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 2:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I like you, Passive. Always make me smirk, smile or laugh!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

or maybe its the fact that the entire Oiler team are a bunch of pussies
Your persecution complex would be funny if it wasn’t so scary.
You are by far the least knowledgeable blogger on this site.
Even a Leafs fan can say the Oilers are a joke, just like their blogger.
This blog deserves the wrath of every fan of any team.

That’s why allowing comments on hack articles is important. If only people took took Eklund to task like this…

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorite:

You do not deserve to have a blog on this website. I’m drunk and this is still the worst piece of writing I’ve read in a long time.

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even know what to say to that.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Here are the two 'dirty hits' all the Oiler people seem to be complaining about

The ‘cheap shot’ on Gagner
The ‘attempt to injure Hemsky’

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked the bit about the noted goon Samuelsson…

by k_snowdrop on Jan 8, 2011 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

YES. I was laughing audibly by this point.

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA. That’s a good one. Sammy is such a goon.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

gagner is admiring his pass

and Bieksa hits him shoulder to shoulder. Then Hemsky tries to hit Glass and takes the worst of it. Two hits that are 100% clean.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 8, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. I loved it when the guys at C&B proclaimed Glass went for Hemsky’s head.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

And then, I guess he was a pussy too for not responding to Hemskey’s cross checks? Then go all up in arms if Glass decided to kick his ass.

“A fricken 4th line goon targeting our fragile star player… blah blah blah. "

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that was just baffling.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i think some people saw the gagner hit as interference, because it caused gagner to miss a pass. i think i disagree with that stance, but bieksa waited just long enough to hit him that i can see where it would cause consternation among oil fans.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The timing was about perfect by Juice there…but yeah, thats the hit I would whine about, if I were so inclined.

Hemsky running into a Glass Wall was just comic relief. His reaction after must be pretty embarrassing to Oil fans…maybe thats it. ;-}

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF?!? Well, at least I hope the “gull” he had was tasty.

"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano

by Bobby Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You know it's going to be a god article

when the guy fucks up the first sentence.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 8, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Was that supposed to be an ironic post, or was it uninentional? Unintentional irony is pretty good too

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

5-4 Wings, Zaeta GWG.

I really hope Zaeta doesn’t fuck us again.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 2:54 AM PST reply actions  

NUMBSKULL! THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO CC!

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Canucks 4-2, who other than the KesLORD with the GWG

Detroit looks like they have a few injuries to a couple important players, while we’re 95% healthy. I’d say that tilts an otherwise “too close to call” game slightly in our favor.

I wonder if it’ll live up to the hype, or be one of those “didn’t like up to the anticipation” games?

by Tyr on Jan 8, 2011 2:56 AM PST reply actions  

haha

I thought you wrote ‘tits’.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

haha me too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You can never go wrong...

with tits and puppies.

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks in oooooovverrrrrtime!
Burrows

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 2:57 AM PST reply actions  

MAYDAY

MAYDAY
MAYDAY
BRAD MAY
BRAD MAY

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

still the best call ever!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

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If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Jan 8, 2011 3:43 AM PST reply actions  

four two coconuts

kes eff tee dub

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 3:45 AM PST reply actions  

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"
- Michael Scott

by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I'M SO SORRY MISSY

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- Michael Scott

by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you make that yourself?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

This is so last year

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by eightyseven on Jan 9, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks

D Sedin with the GWG
OT: did you know that the Sedins had LESS ice time against the oilers than Malholtra, Samuelsson, and Tambellini last night?

by splnwezel on Jan 8, 2011 4:57 AM PST reply actions  

Saving them!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Going to be a much tighter game than last time these two teams played.

by splnwezel on Jan 8, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Always good to reward some of the 3rd line guys and 4th line guys with more playing time too. Helps keep the whole team involved.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Having a rested Luongo and Sedins should help towards their effort tonight

by SteveNux on Jan 8, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 nucks

Son of Sam
He like to beat Detroit.

by Beantown Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 6:12 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I can’t call this one yet: too exhausted from last night’s game……..

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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 8, 2011 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

You sure it’s the game you’re exhausted from? You and Section were awful quiet in here last night…

Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.

by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

5-3 Canucks, Kes

Looking forward to watching this one with my Wings buddy. We better win, don’t want all the trashtalk to go to waste! :D

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.

by eleccy on Jan 8, 2011 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

6-2 Canucks, Dank

I’d say this is almost a must win for the canucks considering how many players detroit has on the IR

by Hogibogi on Jan 8, 2011 8:51 AM PST reply actions  

good luck guys

I think you will win tonight…we played pretty bad yesterday but still eeked out both points because Calgary just flat out sucks…and with the injuries piling up after every game it seems ugh…I got you guys winning but hopefully we get the consolation point…would gladly take that tonight :)

LETS GO RED WINGS!

2011 will be the year....better be....

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by TuLoRocks2008 on Jan 8, 2011 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

Just saw the Kostopoulos hit on Stuart again. Sickening, deliberate attempt to injure. Flying sucker-punch-elbow to the head is bad enough but add in the hard plastic elbow “pad” and you can end someone’s career. Hope tonight is just blazing fast, end-to-end pond hockey and may the best team win.

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by reggiedunlop on Jan 8, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah he is a douche bag

just like that team…i am glad that they are wallowing in the basement this year…bunch of losers

LETS GO RED WINGS!

2011 will be the year....better be....

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jan 8, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck the Flames

Say it with me now.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That was just sickening. Has the suspension been handed down yet?

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

just watched it now

that was disgusting.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s going to be a great game – both previous meetings have been as well. Hopefully Lu is done giving you guys freebies :)

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

he can give us a few more today

don’t mind :)

LETS GO RED WINGS!

2011 will be the year....better be....

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jan 8, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks

Edler with the winner. Can’t wait for this one tonight.

by arby_18 on Jan 8, 2011 9:00 AM PST reply actions  

This is the main event

I think we’ve all been waiting for this game ever since the Canucks screwed the pooch the last time they met the wings. This is also an important measuring stick – we know we can beat up on our division (the NW is terrible), but we’re going to have to be able to beat up on good teams too if we want to go anywhere in the playoffs.

4-2 Canucks
Kez

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

Screwed the pooch.

That’s a new one.

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- Michael Scott

by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Never heard that before?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

And no, I’m not making fun of you.

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, I am slightly surprised

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, for reasons unknown.

It’s a funny saying to say out loud though, yeah I tested it.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"
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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

according to wiktionary, it developed out of “fucking the dog”, which phrase I think is now mostly taken to mean “being lazy” (whereas “screwing the pooch” means “screwing up”).

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You cesspool of knowledge.

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by eightyseven on Jan 9, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Random observation: I love this picture

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 9:37 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

That is definitely an excellent photograph.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Jan 8, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

mos def.

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Game face on.

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

BEAST MACHINES!

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by eightyseven on Jan 9, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

NEED HIGH RESOLUTION.

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I’m trying to find one…

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Feel free to pay a ridiculous amount of moneyfor it.

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by thelastjohnny on Jan 8, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I know, bummer

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes, you can pay lots of money for image services.

In the days of newsgroups there were dedicated groups of image service pirates. Great times.

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Canucks.com has a another version of it that is a bit bigger, but still not super high quality

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is what you can grab from them and it doesn’t have the watermark, either.

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by thelastjohnny on Jan 8, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not quite desktop-background size, but still a sick picture

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive got Kes after he scored his hattie against CBJ (I was there!)

as my desktop background with the Canucks’ schedule for the month in the corner, courtesy of Canucks.com wallpapers services.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll make wallpapers out of pictures for you? Or only certain ones?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Certain ones.

They post new wallpapers every month, at the beginning of the month.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They had a Nazzy one

when his jersey was retired.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this Kes picture deserves to be made into wallpaper

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree What a money shot

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be watching for this.

Although they’ll probably throw logos and whatnot all over it. I think the picture is suitably epic for a desktop, or even better a poster, as is.

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I made the Kesler image bigger in Photoshop (1200px) so it’s not as fuzzy if you stretch it on your desktop. Give it a shot. You may like it, you may not.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n34/zanstorm13/kesler.jpg

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll need a much bigger resolution unfortunately. :(

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by ShiftySC on Jan 8, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Great Pic!

Still rubbing my eyes in semi disbelief. I feel like a stranger wandering through paradise.
Sammy GWG’s his former team and Canucks win 4-2.

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by Bobby Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks to win 7-6 raymond with winner

Had to double check this one with my son but he seemed adamant this would be the score

by Pompey Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

He really likes Raymond, eh?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, think that might be my doing, Raymond on my Canucks shirt

by Pompey Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 10:06 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The clear differences tonight...

will be Osgood vs Luongo and injuries. If the Canucks outwork them, they’ll crack (I’m guessing in the 2nd).

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by tzunino on Jan 8, 2011 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

Howie

is playing, not Ozzie.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Up until recently it was Osgoode

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oh okay

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

updated

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yo, Canucks D, listen up

If this is Lu’s view of the game it’s gonna be a long night

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by reggiedunlop on Jan 8, 2011 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

Uck

Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Sid--please get well SOON.
The Juice....and Keslord.......right now, wow.

by PensFanInDenver on Jan 8, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yo Holsmstrom, back the fuck up!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

When Lids' in the crib ma

Drop it like it’s hot (x3)

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

(it sounded better than Holm’s)

Actually I like that now too. Sounds like homes = homies.

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Holm’s would work cuz it means ‘Holm is’. Same with Lid’s, cuz Lids’ means Lids’s.

Make sense? :P

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OK

2—3 Canucks
Raymond GWG

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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 8, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Tamby
Book that shit

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 8, 2011 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

Wings are pretty banged up so the Nucks streak continues:

4-2 Canucks, Rambo GWG.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

Coconuts 4-3

Dank gwg.

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 10:36 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Canucks 5-3</strong

Raymond = gwg

by Hodge on Jan 8, 2011 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

You don’t need tags in titles, they are bolded automatically.

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not the title.

Hodge, the title is bolded automatically, just put in there instead.

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by thelastjohnny on Jan 8, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yes, not clickable.

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I didn’t know that. I keep fucking up the tag thingy. Whats up not being able to edit a post on this site. Zandberg, pay the extra $5 and get the upgrades…

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Jan 8, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s outta my control! You’re not the first person to gripe about it. Hell, I enjoy watching you fuck up, so I wouldn’t wanna upgrade anything! haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Asterisks in the beginning and end of what you want bold works too.

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t know that.

Cool.

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1, Wings, Franzen GWG. It’s all about balance, people, balance. This place is getting absolutely giddy. I hate giddy.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Jan 8, 2011 11:18 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

1-0 Canucks

Lu scores with 0.3 seconds left in OT to secure the win and balance out the karma.

By the way, I’ve come up with a new nickname for Schneider. Given his resemblance to the Sedin twins, let’s add “Schank” to Hank, Dank, (and Bank).

by east_van_joe on Jan 8, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

Schank

I couldn’t be happier with this suggestion

by STONE. on Jan 8, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And Jank!

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

New for Raffi-Tank(?)

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s already Tanner Glass.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rank?

Stank?

Crank?

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Canucks 4 - Wings 3

I’m nervous about this one and won’t be shocked if we don’t show up.

Oh, and Hudler should be on the Wings’ Hot list — he’s got 6 in his last 6 I think and has finally stopped embarrassing the rest of my fantasy team.

I’ll pick Kesler for the GWG.

by STONE. on Jan 8, 2011 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

true, but only 2 in his last 4 :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watched the movie “Stone” a couple of days ago. Fricken awesome. Edward Norton is bad ass

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Osgood out, Howard in

Don’t know if this is bad or good. Howard played last night, but he’s better than Osgoode…

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

if howard almost lost to the flames yesterday, i’d want to face him. i want burrows and kesler to ask him how he manages to give up four to them and are his feelings hurt.

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by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Jan 8, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The Duke is back in. Wonder if they’ll keep Glass at centre?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldn't mind giving him another shot at it

He was 4/6 on FO’s, and he did some pretty good work on both ends of the rink

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And I still haven’t gotten over how he made Hemskey his bitch. If they make a highlight package for each player at the end of the season, I vote for that one.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nucks, 4-3 Kesler.

Still scared of Zetter-train, don’t know why he just owns us. But after watching Kippur and Howard’s LOL-fest, I like our chances.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Did anyone else notice the new way this team punishes others for goonery.

They answer physically too, and just fine.

But in the third last night, when Peckham tried to run Hank ( was the one where Hank just stopped and 1-2-3 barreled into the boards. Shortly after. Juice buries Gagner with what I thought was a clean hit, and then the Glass/Hemsky laugher.

Through it as the score got up there, whenever Renney kept stubbornly going to the goon line, AV tossed out the Twins. Hank even spoke about it in the post game, read a twitter from him that the message was " you want to keep running around, its going to get embarrassing".

That.Is.Frickin.AWESOME. Quiet Swede my ass. I love it from AV too. Yeah, I do the Code thing, but if you are going to be a goof, all bets are off. The shot of Renney on the bench giving the sarcastic thumbs up after the 5th or 6 goal was proof of message received.

Impressive. Was not sure if anyone else brought it up, but more proof this team is different.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Hank actually said

“You want to keep running around, its going to get embarrassing”?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I like that too

PITB put it best, I think, in their review of the game:

My favourite thing about this year’s edition of the Vancouver Canucks (apart from all the winning, naturally) is that they don’t seek revenge through fighting. They just embarrass you by scoring more goals.

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

YES

PITB FTW

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh, thats right. the PITB boys do a great job.

I like Hanks jab at Daniel in interviews last night too.

“If I had me passing to myself, I’d have 24 goals too”.

Rollin’ , rollin, rollin…

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My favourite:
There was, I guess, a nagging concern that the Canucks might lose, but seriously, this Oilers team isn’t built to win hockey games. It’s built to accrue picks, like Questlove’s hair or Tenacious D.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh . Yup. I absolutely love it. You keep on rolling out your goons, we can certainly make you feel pretty stupid about that lack of judgment at the end.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Boom

Finally got this piece of shit program to work they way it’s supposed to. Time to head home and kill pixelated science fiction characters

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Edler FTW

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by Kent Basky on Jan 8, 2011 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

Ovechkin hasn’t won dick

That’s your own Tony Gallagher. Take a bow!

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Grade A

reporting right there.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Sensational journalism.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

To be serious though, that’s a good article about my favourite player. He’ll be captain as soon as Lids retires.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they'd give it to

Rafalski or Zaeta, yeah.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s fucking incredible. how the fuck did that get past the copy editors?

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

almost as baffling...

as the amount of needless profanity on this site. :P

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Profanity is never fucking needless.

;-/

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck are you talking about?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You fucking know Semi…you fucking know…

(gotta get my average up ;-)

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

gross

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

rapscallion… miscreant!

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why can’t we be friends? la la laa lala, la la laa lala, la la laa lala….

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

At least call it the gooch

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Needless?

It isn’t fucking needless

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Wings 3-0, Zetterberg

by andrew21nz on Jan 8, 2011 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

No Beantown, NUMBSKULL!!!!!

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

vancouverguy

thank you for taken on the every important task
of numskull-labelry

kudos.

by Beantown Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

Kesler keeps the Gravy train running

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by spriteofice on Jan 8, 2011 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Wings, Franzen

Overtime winner, why not.

I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.

by ahtrap on Jan 8, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Just because you're a visitor,

NUMBSKULL!

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I just looked at Kesler's stat pace

He’s three away from cracking his career best in goals (26) and he’s on pace now for 47 goals. That’s…that’s a little bit of alright.

Also I just found this website and wanted to share: http://damnfineryankesler.tumblr.com/

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 8, 2011 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

Not gonna go there...

Red Wings 3
Canucks 2.

and then there really will be a #CanucksGoaliecontroversy

by The Canuck Fan on Jan 8, 2011 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

one more thing

the remnants of Brad Stuart’s jaw with the winner in OT

by The Canuck Fan on Jan 8, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

a "literal" numbskull?

nice.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Wizards list updated. What a clusterfuck at the top! Tyr is on a roll!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

I’m clawing my way up there, slowly.

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by nucklord on Jan 8, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hot damn

Got to get some more points!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Just waiting in the weeds, a 3 pointer back from taking the lead…

Hint…take Kes for more GWGs, I think I have gotten 2-3 points off him.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm both teams with a back to back. Wings with more injuries. They had to play extra last night.

I say 5-3 Nucks
Kesler FTW

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by stacie7 on Jan 8, 2011 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks: ssaammuueellssoonn

by SteveNux on Jan 8, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

btw, seahawks trying to hold off the saints with 5 minutes to go.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Qwest field is LOUD

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

MARSHAWN LYNCH! THE ORIGINAL BEASTMODE!

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick, sick run!!

BEAST MODE!!

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He broke 7 frikkin’ tackles..amazing run

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by reggiedunlop on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

YUH

MY FRIENDS WERE WATCHING THIS LIVE. LUCKY MUFKAS.

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by eightyseven on Jan 9, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What a run by Lynch…“Get OFF me” the announcer rants…but it was a pretty beastin’ run.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That was sweet. Great team effort too. No one hanging around in the background. Nice.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

gonna go 4-3 Canucks, but in OT. Burrows.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

What a fucking run!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Believe me or not,

But I told more than a few people that the Shithawks were going to pull it off today.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Jan 8, 2011 4:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

the joys of one-and-done playoffs.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun to watch, but I’m glad the NHL isn’t like that

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously. i guess with week-long breaks, you can’t do anything but in football, but silly things happen.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too. Am a little too penny pinching to bet some cash…but was looking at that 11 point spread and seeing a big $$$ possibility.

Hawks can play ball in the playoffs…look at those Saints…just scored again!

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I had them beating the spread for sure but never winning.

Good for them, I like it when losers win.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I was ready to give these Hawks 11 points. I just didn’t think the Seahawks were capable scoring enough to hang with the Saints. Who would have guessed Hasselback can turn back time, and what’s with that running game.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew that running game was OK. Never saw a run like that happening. But Lynch is a beast…and after playing for a loser like the Bills, this was his first playoff game I think…

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Their running game was pretty brutal all season though, you gotta give a ton of credit to the crowd. That was about as loud as it could get in there.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Here comes the onside

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

2 pointer first….Nay! Fuck you stop right there!

NO needs a TD now to win.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that was a shitty onside

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Very

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No kidding…WTF? kicker has to do better there. Reason 473 I enjot the CFL though. This game is over with a 1st down.

I have seen 3 lead changes with a minute twenty three left in the CFL….

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And then there’s the crazy 1 point for kicking into the endzone shit. Like the end of that Argos game. I don’t really watch much football though, only the Super Bowl really

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

the rouge.

I like it. You can score points during the game like that too. It forces more run outs, less kneel downs.

And lately, the special team stars in the CFL go down and do well. Logan just had a #1-3 type season with Detroit, after doing well with Pitt…someone just signed the Argo that does the same.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Cam Wake had a great season too.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Watched him avidly. That was fantastic. Roy Shivers and Wally Buono could be the secret weapon of any NFL management team if they wanted to go South.

Fantastic football talent scouts. Cam Wake is a beast, and seeing him do that never give up, swim through you, I am faster and stronger vibe on NFL off. lineman was great. Had a convo early on with a friend where I said he’d be a star down there, and got a snort.

My bud was the first to call me with the news about him leading the NFL in sacks.

;-)

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

huh. easy to second-guess, i suppose, but….right up the gut?

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, from these guys, thats pretty blase.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

cherry’s talking about “Bieska”.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Mr Cherry

“Giordano and Bieska are the best dmen in the league.”

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

Giordano??

Really??

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll admit I like Gio a bit, he’s a good Canadian kid.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but he said all that after defending Sutter…credibility out the window! :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 8, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Game over. Hasselback played pretty much a flawless game there. Of course, they’ll be one and done, but they killed pretty much 95% of the playoff suicide pools out there.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be 2 and done?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought it meant 1 win and then you’re done :P

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’d be next? Winner of the Eagles/Pack?

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

they re-seed after all the games are over, so it depends. They will play either Atlanta or the second seed, depending on who wins tomorrow night.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 8, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Da Bears at Soldier Field.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i missed the first part of coach’s corner; anyone know what he said about the juniors?

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Here it comes

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the worst thing they could have done is get a three-nothing lead, eh?

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst lead in hockey

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No, now it’s the 3-0 lead

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

only if your coach sucks.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Boston blew that one twice last playoffs.
Heyo

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

he called the goalie Vivistin :|

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

haaaaaahahahaha “we’re the best, we’ll always be the best, and we lost but we lost with honour”. Don, the first part of that sentence is on line one; it wants to know how it’s supposed to sit in agreement with the second part.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stand people that can’t stand liquor.

Oh Cherry

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

That was a solid line, haha.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

On a lighter note

these Sid Sportchek commercials are pretty well made

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

“I can work double shifts” Who knew Sid could act? LOL

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

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I laughed

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

holy fuck

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 8, 2011 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Haha yes
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 8, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

bahahaha they’ve had that line ready since it became clear that the NFC west’s rep would blow ass.

by Passive Voice on Jan 8, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol, awesome…the return of the aint’s

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by reggiedunlop on Jan 8, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

On an unrelated Canuck note…

Aaron Volpatti is a secret weapon in the pressbox to come in for tough guy teams, as he is smart enough to not take it as a slight, and excels at his role. Our 4th line did not miss a beat with the new configuration(indeed, they kicked ass with increased ice time ), and Tanner Glass is going to cost a little more money next year.

discuss…

Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD. ""I don't know if it's a big deal or not. But like I said, I was a bit upset with myself to lose a shutout like that. I'm a competitor. I don't know what to tell you. "I'll give away two sticks next game." Luongo-1/6/11

by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder

if Glass would settle for something like 800k per year for 2-3 years.

by seedvt on Jan 8, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Keeps studying F/O with Money and you never know. Him and Voltron are Ivy leaguers. Like a few other grads on the team ( Bieksa/Kesler…) Its all about getting better every year.

They must look at Kes and see themselves earning 5 mil some day. So impressed with his shot this year?

Thats what happens when you take a hundred+ every day in the off season. I think we may have that in both Volpatti and Glass.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they can reach Kezzler type of status but maybe they can be solid 3rd liner players. I just don’t see enough natural talent (ie. scoring) for more than that.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Of course on the talent. There is drive though. Volpatti showed a nice shot las t night too…Bulin just saved it. Solid 3rd line works for me too.

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by vancitydan on Jan 8, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt on the drive/will/desire they have. Scrabble is constantly giving everything he has out there and I see the same from Voltron, love it.

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by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

In the new salary cap NHL, those third liners with manageable salaries typically last longer with the team…
Be smart about it and don’t ask for over 1 mil and you should have a spot on the team.

by splnwezel on Jan 8, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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