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Oilers At Canucks Game Preview: Break "The Wall" Down!

OILERS
CANUCKS

AT

Time Fri. 7:00 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pac
Season Series  3-0 Canucks
Last Meeting
3-2 Canucks (Dec.26/10)
The Enemy The Copper And Blue Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 22-28-50 Penner: 12-55-27
Oilers
Category Canucks
13-19-7 Season Record 26-8-5
15th
Conference Position 1st
Won 1
Streak Won 7
6-8-4
< Road Record / Home Record >
14-3-2
2-6-2
Last 10 9-0-1
-32
Goals For / Against +/- +38
2.54 (21)
Goals Per Game 3.41 (2)
3.23 (30)
Goals Against Per Game 2.41 (5)
0.80 (25)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.30 (4)
14.6 (26)
Power Play %
24.5 (2)
75.0 (30)
Penalty Kill %
85.3 (5)
25.6 (29)
Shots Per Game 31.1 (13)
33.8 (26)
 Shots Against Per Game 30.2 (17) 
53.3 (29)
Winning % When Scoring First 88.0 (2)
75.0 (16)
Winning % When Leading After 1 95.0 (1) 
63.6 (30)
Winning % When Leading After 2 90.5 (14) 
44.9 (29)
Faceoffs % 56.2 (1)
14.2 (22)
PIM's Per Game 11.8 (11) 
NHL.com

-Update: From Kristin Reid on Twitter: Bolduc out Volpatti in. Gotta match that Oilers goon presence. Apparently Glass will play center.

-Update: Oilers' forward lines (FYI): Hall-Gagner-Hemsky; Penner-Cogliano-Brule; Paarjarvi-Reddox-Omark; Jones-Fraser-Stortini. Canucks roster stays the same. (h/t Ian Walker.)

-It's amazing to look at how bad the Oilers are in the major statistical categories above, but all 3 Canucks victories over Edmonton this season have only been by 1 goal. They play the Canucks hard, or do they? Not always. The Canucks have outshot the Oilers 92-58 in their 3 meetings. In their 2-1 win over them on December 12, the Oilers only managed 12 shots (1 in the 3rd period). In their last meeting the Oilers had a 2-0 lead until late in the 2nd period this happened:

Star-divide

The Canucks came back in the 3rd and won.

In their first matchup of the season on November 2,  the Oilers erased a 3-0 Canucks lead but there was a former Oiler who was not to be denied:

-Vancouver is 10-1 against Northwest Division teams.

-Raffi Torres has 3 goals and 1 assist against the Coil this season.

-Kevin Bieksa has 1 goal and 3 assists.

-The Sedins have a combined 7 points.

-Dustin Penner has 1 goal and 2 assists against the Canucks this season.

-Taylor Hall has no points and 7 shots.

-Jordan Eberle has 1 goal and 3 shots.

 

PROJECTED STARTING GOALIES


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Cory Schneider 11 588 7 0 24 2.45 308 284 .922 0


GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Nikolai Khabibulin 26 1490 8 16 84 3.38 824 740 .898 2



WHO'S HOT/COLD

CANUCKS

Hot

-Henrik Sedin: 3 goals and 10 assists in his last 8 games played

-Daniel Sedin: 6 goals and 6 assists in his last 8.

-Ryan Kesler: 8 goals and 8 assists in his last 10.

-Alexandre Burrows:1 goal and 3 assists in his last 2 games.

Cold

-Mikael Samuelsson: 0 points in his last 5 games.

-Manny Malhotra: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 12 games.

-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 4 games. 9 shots in those 4 games. 5 of them came against San Jose.

OILERS

Hot

-Sam Gagner: 2 goals and 6 assists in his last 9 games.

-Ales Hemsky: 1 goal and 4 assists in his 5 games since returning from injury.

-Dustin Penner: 2 goals and 5 assists in his last 6 games.

 

Cold

-Jordan Eberle: 1 assist in his last 6 games.

-Taylor Hall: 1 goal in his last 6 games.

 

INJURIES

CANUCKS

-Rick Rypien (personal-out indefinitely)

OILERS                            

-Ryan Whitney (ankle- out indefinitely) That is a huge loss. Whitney is a team high +13...on a lousy team.

-Jordan Eberle (ankle-day-to-day)

-Shaun Horcoff (knee-out indefinitely)

VIDEO

Wayne Gretzky scored his 500th goal against:

Sometimes I miss Rick Rypien..

Sometimes I miss Rick Rypien Part 2:

Go Canucks!

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4-1 Canucks

Dank GWG.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 6, 2011 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo.

by eleccy on Jan 6, 2011 11:16 PM PST reply actions  

3-1 Canucks

Kesler GWG

Smoking and Poking

by Reeferbot on Jan 6, 2011 11:32 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Canucks

Son Of Sam back on a hot streak

by seedvt on Jan 6, 2011 11:48 PM PST reply actions  

5-1 Team Coco

Mr. Raymond.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"
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by eightyseven on Jan 6, 2011 11:50 PM PST reply actions  

edmonton played tonight, so oil be upset if we blow this. 4-2 Canucks, Burrows.

by Passive Voice on Jan 7, 2011 12:10 AM PST reply actions  

lulz

I see what you did there.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 7, 2011 12:41 AM PST up reply actions  

groan

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Good one, Nipsey.

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Jan 7, 2011 10:09 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Whale Oil Beef Hooked!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

3-1 Nucks

hoping they aren’t looking past this game to the Wings game tomorrow.

February 28 - Sidney Crosby scores the dramatic winning goal in overtime of the Olympic final, then puts his gold medal in his trophy case next to his Stanley Cup ring. Meanwhile, Alex Ovechkin scores the dramatic winning goal in overtime of the Olympic final, then puts his copy of NHL 11 back on the shelf next to Guitar Hero.

by Diehardnuck on Jan 7, 2011 12:16 AM PST reply actions  

Hey sean, sorry really don’t want to seem pushy here, but were the scores for predictions going to be updated soon? I don’t know if there was a confusion with the comment I posted last time asking about the predictions…

by kiyotok on Jan 7, 2011 12:44 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

you’re being pushy
:)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry dude, alls I was wondering if there had been some confusion with my last prediction for the flames game. That’s all

by kiyotok on Jan 7, 2011 12:58 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I know, you couldn’t see it on your mobile. The list has just been updated. You are the only one who got any points.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 3:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Why am I up so late? Tomb Raider 1. Damn you TR1!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 3:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ah, the game is so much more than that.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks Torres

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 12:49 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t people know that’s it has to be a 1 goal game?

2-1 Canucks. Eler.

by marcness52 on Jan 7, 2011 12:57 AM PST reply actions  

Hard to believe that’s it’s been roughly 20 years since the Oilers were good.

by marcness52 on Jan 7, 2011 12:57 AM PST reply actions  

4-2 canucks raymond gwg

by kiyotok on Jan 7, 2011 12:59 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

4-0. A shutout to set up one for the #1 guy the next one. ( I promise I pick a bagel for that one if Cory gets one vs the Coil )

1st goal, and the GWG, courtesy of one Ryan Kesler. I hear he’s good.

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by vancitydan on Jan 7, 2011 3:09 AM PST reply actions  

OT:

I’m on a private torrent site (nhltorrents.co.uk) and have one invite. Since all two of the people I know in RL that like hockey already have a way of watching the games I thought I would offer it here. Kind of hoping for some honesty – if you can already get to some/most games fairly easily let someone else have it. So first to reply gets it :)
Also, if you follow nhltorrents on twitter they do rounds of invites – in fact there will be 100 at 5pm GMT.

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.

by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 5:04 AM PST reply actions  

Really? I’m on the site too and haven’t checked it in a while.

Who wants to buy my invite? :D

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 7, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

Where’s the spirit of generosity? I thought you Canadians were meant to be nice! :P
But yeah, everyone got an invite as a Christmas/New Years pressie.

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m only kidding around. :)

How do we get more invites?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 7, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That's ok then!

Either donating money which gets upload and invite(s) depending on amount or exchanging seed bonus. They are the only ways I know.

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

:O

I asked cyxj but he had no invites.

Did anyone ask you for ’em yet?

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 3:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I got an invite in my account like a week after you asked me.

Still want?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If you still have it, yes please!

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Sent to your GMail…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Mr. P.!

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by eightyseven on Jan 8, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

P?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 8, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

haha wow. That’s supposed to be a C.

Don’t ask. But really, many thanks!

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by eightyseven on Jan 9, 2011 2:56 AM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Mr. Khabibulin Tear Down That Wall!

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by mfarough on Jan 7, 2011 5:30 AM PST reply actions  

I derive perverse pleasure

when our division rivals just can’t beat the Canucks. It’s even sweeter when the game is close, and the Canucks pull a win from their asses.

I’m sure the Oilers did that to us way backi when. I know the Avalanche did it to us in the Naslund years. I’m super pleased to be returning the favour.

Anyways, I predict a strong showing after Tuesday’s sloppiness.

by Wisp on Jan 7, 2011 6:33 AM PST reply actions  

Hey eleccy!

I would love an invite! My email is simpo_b@hotmail.com

The title of this preview reminds me of a song:

“I’m gonna paste you up, cover you in wallpaper
Screw shelves into you and call you a wall”

Yes, I am British.

by Simpo_B on Jan 7, 2011 6:46 AM PST reply actions  

Woo, I’ll sort it when I get home :)

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Sent!

Let me know if you have any issues :)

In other news.. weekend! Yay. I’m gonna sleep lots, emerge for hockey, then sleep more.

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

My plan too! Plus vidya games and going to bust out the skates!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Recording studio all weekend

for me. Stoked!

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohh

sounds exciting! :D

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatcha playin’?

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Replaying Mass Effect 2 right now. But I have to really sit down and play more GT5

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahh

I never quite got around to finishing ME2, although I had a lot of fun playing it. I also need to make some attempt to finish Fallout 3. Have GOTY edition and haven’t even looked at the expansions yet. I’m such a lazy half-assed gamer.

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I love ME. This is probably my 5th time through or something. I have Fallout 3 too, but I could never finish it. I just couldn’t get into it

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think I prefer ME. I like the balance between the various gameplay elements. Although I hate when I select a conversation option and it ends up being different to what I thought it would be. Oh well. Do you play good or evil characters? Have you seen the trailer for ME3?

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the convo options are more tone guidelines as opposed to exactly what you’ll say. I do both, just to see both sides, because a lot of the renegade conversations are hilarious. Although some of the ‘evil’ options are pretty harsh. No doubt I saw it, now I’m not going to be able to wait for a year.

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I was sort of referring to tone, and I think that maybe it’s just me who misinterprets the tone. I always play as a good character. I don’t like being mean, even when it’s not real.
Do you know what’s not cool? Being woken up from a nap. It was my Aussie friend and I bet he knew I was sleeping and did it delibrately because we won the Ashes /wild conspiracy theory

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn Aussies

Never up to any good

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't just win the ashes

did it in dominating record breaking fashion.

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by Section 312 on Jan 7, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Bah

I know nothing about cricket. Someone was trying to explain it to me and it was dull. I have been once, but all I remember is sitting in the sun and the sound of the cricket. Much better use of a cricket ground – music gig.

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by eleccy on Jan 7, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Khabi tonight?

Phew, I was afraid we’d get Dubnyk who seems to always play amazing good against us.

In that case I will say…4-1 Canucks. We finally buck the 1 goal game trend and MayRay gets the winner

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 6:56 AM PST reply actions  

Langenbrunner to Dallas

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 7:09 AM PST reply actions  

for a second rounder

my god

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 7, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was for a third rounder.

by kesrows on Jan 7, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

conditional

third rounder.

turns into second rounder if DAL wins its first round playoff series

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 7, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh....k

Thanks for the clarification.

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by kesrows on Jan 7, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Eberle just had his appendix out — won’t be there to score with 5 seconds left this time!

4-0 Nucks. Dank scores first, third, and the empty netter.

by STONE. on Jan 7, 2011 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

4-1 Canucks

Tamby with the winner. Burr with 2. The lone oilers goal is an own goal scored by ehrhoff in a massive defensive breakdown.

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 8:23 AM PST reply actions  

The Oilers Put Me To Sleep

Ah….4-2 Canucks.
Juice GWG. Rocks it.

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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 7, 2011 8:38 AM PST reply actions  

12-3 Oilers

Hall (3), Hemsky (3), Strudwick (3), Khabibulin (3)

Torres (3)

That makes 15, which is precisely the number of beer in this case…

by Temujin on Jan 7, 2011 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

I'd call you a numbskull

but with all that beer, it really becomes a moot point.

by jluglue on Jan 7, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

the worst part is that he actually got a score right once

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah....

I remember that time. But at fortunately (for the nucks) he got the winning team wrong. (Sharks game?)

by jluglue on Jan 7, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Flames game

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You are correct

It was the 7-2 spanking one. That’s all I remember. Dunno why I had it in my mind that it was the sharks game.

by jluglue on Jan 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That's bizarre

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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 7, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying his numbskullery paid off?

by marcness52 on Jan 7, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

not in the long run!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Strudwick (3)

You mean for his entire career right?

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 7, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Into his own net

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

now now...

Strudwick was a hell of a good dman in junior

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by Kent Basky on Jan 7, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes 15, which is precisely the number of beer in this case…

in which case it’ll be Khabibulin (15), Temujin (comes back from the washroom to find all his beer missing).

by Passive Voice on Jan 7, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Passive..so funny! +1

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Emphatically recommended.

Nice find.

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by kesrows on Jan 7, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

It will be a 1 goal game, till we get an empty netter.
Torres GWG

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by spriteofice on Jan 7, 2011 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

3-2 Oilers, Penner GWG

i feel pessimistic about this game. a team like Edmonton is perfect for breaking our winning ways…..

(cue NUMBSKULL’s in 3, 2, 1……)

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by missy on Jan 7, 2011 9:38 AM PST reply actions  

Drum Rolls

NUMBSKULLERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Laharl on Jan 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Canucks 3-2
Raymond = gwg

by Hodge on Jan 7, 2011 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

I agree with Missy. This game has disaster written all over it.4-2 Oilers, Gagner with the winner.

/please be wrong, please be wrong, please be wrong…

two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.

by Smoboy41 on Jan 7, 2011 10:23 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

The title of this post comes from this song

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

nice

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

u coulda also gone

with this one

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

or

this one if u felt extra special cheesy

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

cheesy indeed!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

I think that’s randy castillo on drums tho…

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

6-2 Nucks

Malhotra FTW

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by Section 312 on Jan 7, 2011 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

Apparently not all is the same...
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

Glass

practicing faceoffs with Money

by seedvt on Jan 7, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like the oilers

are taking this game real serious…

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There was another tweet before that the horcoff was out. 4 skaters and two goalies. Think I know why yer in 28th…

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 11:37 AM PST reply actions  

Well the Canucks had an optional practice too…although more than that showed up

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 7, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think

this is more about the Oilers playing last night than anything else

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by Kent Basky on Jan 7, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Stortini, Foster & JF Jacques and goalies Khabibulin & Dubnyk

Actually, that’d mean that there were 2x as many coaches as there were useful NHL players on the ice.

by Passive Voice on Jan 7, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Canooks. Dank with the weiner.

by kesrows on Jan 7, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

5-2 Coconuts, Burrows GWG

by Laharl on Jan 7, 2011 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

Habbiboolin gets the start for the Coilers.

by kesrows on Jan 7, 2011 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Where’s the #5?? The shutout is there still :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Canucks 5-2

WeAreAllBieksa GWG

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by Kent Basky on Jan 7, 2011 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Heading to band practice

gonna miss most of the game, but hey, that’s what PVR was invented for, right? GO NUCKS!

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 7, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve got Russian Xmas to celebrate so I will miss parts of the game

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 7, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Hank GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 7, 2011 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

Coconuts 4 - 1 Coilers

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by nucklord on Jan 7, 2011 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

Cory pitches a shutout, 5-0 and Bieksa (who else?) gets the GWG.

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by Bobby Canuck on Jan 7, 2011 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

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