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For my law school graduation, my then girlfriend's (now fiance's) father got me as a gift a Canucks jersey signed by the entire 2007/08 Canucks team (aka the shitty year they missed the playoffs, but also Trevor Linden's last year). I finally got around to getting it properly framed over the holiday break and have just now today hung it up above my desk in my office. Guess which website is open on my laptop...

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Guess which website is open on my laptop…

celebrity nip slips?
ambulance chasers dot com?
matchsticks and gasoline?

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 4, 2011 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

two girls one cup

I didn’t peg our legal beagle as a botanist either.

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 4, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that does look

like a really skinny marijuana plant… “Beantowns Law Office and Grow Op™ – We’ll get u high then get u free”

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct in house Designated Killer of Fun and Disruptor of Funbag Posts.

by Twitchy2010 on Jan 4, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

no

that’s my law fern

… get it?

by Beantown Canuck on Jan 4, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

groan

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 4, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Milf hunter?

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by Section 312 on Jan 4, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

meatspin?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 4, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

You would.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"
- Michael Scott

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by eightyseven on Jan 4, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 4, 2011 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

Very nice.

I need to add to my Canucks memorabilia in my office.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Jan 4, 2011 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

The real question is

Will he have the scalp of a Rangers fan nailed to his office wall after their game next week?

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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 4, 2011 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

That's awesome Bean!

And is your plant wearing a name tag??

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 4, 2011 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

I got the fern when I first started working at my firm, and there was a party to welcome the new associates and we all had to wear these yellow nametags. So I got one for my fern as well.

by Beantown Canuck on Jan 4, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear there has to be some strange comedy movie with that plotline

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 4, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be reading

the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

Why the f**k would I want a caravan thats got no wheels?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 5, 2011 12:59 AM PST reply actions  

ohhhh

Good one CC!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 5, 2011 6:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You sir are a mouthfull

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Jan 5, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

dude

don’t u know if u mention the dark one’s name his eye will be upon you??

"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys" FotC
'Nucks Misconduct in house Designated Killer of Fun and Disruptor of Funbag Posts.

by Twitchy2010 on Jan 5, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, you know what you do?

 You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven

by Semi_Colon on Jan 5, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

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