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Canucks At Stars Game Preview: Revenge In The Cards For Dallas

CANUCKS
STARS

AT

Time Tues. 5:30 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pacific
Season Series  2-0 Canucks
Last Meeting
7-1 Canucks (Jan. 24/11)
The Enemy Defending Big D Scoring Leaders D. Sedin: 27-37-64 Richards: 20-37-57
Canucks
Category Stars
31-10-9 Season Record 30-15-5
1st
Conference Position 3rd
Won 2
Streak Won 1
14-7-4
< Road Record / Home Record >
16-6-4
4-2-4
Last 10 7-2-1
+44
Goals For / Against +/- +10
3.26 (3)
Goals Per Game 2.86 (12)
2.32 (3)
Goals Against Per Game 2.66 (12)
1.32 (3)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.12 (8)
23.5 (3)
Power Play %
20.2 (10)
84.3 (5)
Penalty Kill %
79.8 (22)
32.5 (5)
Shots Per Game 27.1 (28)
30.5 (19)
 Shots Against Per Game 31.2 (20) 
78.1 (7)
Winning % When Scoring First 88.5 (1)
91.3 (5)
Winning % When Leading After 1 90.0 (6) 
88.5 (16)
Winning % When Leading After 2 94.1 (7) 
55.8 (1)
Faceoffs % 49.9 (19)
11.9 (11)
PIM's Per Game Average
15.3 (27) 
NHL.com

Update (hat tip to missy): Cody Hodgson will center Aaron Volpatti and Tanner Glass on line 4 tonight, which answers my "grit" question below. Jeff Tambellini, with only 1 assist in his last 15 games, will finally ride the pine.

****************************

The Canucks have won both meetings against Dallas this season, outscoring them 11-2. Do we have their number? Not necessarily. The Canucks are 3-2 in their last 5 in Dallas. The Stars have won 4 straight at home. The last regulation loss on home ice for them came on December 31 against...your Vancouver Canucks. So there is a bit of an axe to grind for Dallas here.

The last meeting, 2 games ago, a 7-1 win for Vancouver, was an absolute fail by the Stars, as they were barely even in it. They resorted to dirty tactics in the latter stages of the game (fuck you Adam Burish). The Stars lost Jamie Benn and Tom Wandell in that contest. Cue the axe again.

Star-divide

Should be another feisty affair, which is why I am a little surprised Alain Vigneault is benching Aaron Volpatti in place of Cody Hodgson. But, he's probably going for the turn the other cheek Jesus philosophy. That and the Stars like to play an open style of hockey unlike their predecessors. I expect a much closer game with Cory Schneider having to be a saviour in this one. All indications point to revenge and these Stars are capable of it.

We'll be watching you, Mr. Hodgson.

The Canucks will play 4 games in 7 nights to start February. Damnnnn

 

LINKS

-Stars recall Gagnon and Morin (Stars Home Site)

-It's ok Canucks powers that be... at some point you can get your head out of your collective asses and do this...

-Despite 2 lousy losses in their final 3 games before the All Star Break, Razor is impressed with the Stars anyway. (Razor With An Edge)

-Aaron Rome and Andrew Alberts close to playing again. (The Province)

-Canucks are taking siblings along for this road trip. (The Province)


PROJECTED STARTING GOALIES

GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Cory Schneider 14 767 8 2 30 2.35 392 362 .923 0



GP MIN W L EGA GA GAA SA SV SV% SO
2010 - Kari Lehtonen 38 2260 22 11 97 2.58 1165 1068 .917 0




WHO'S HOT / COLD

 

CANUCKS

HOT

-Daniel Sedin: 9 goals and 11 assists in his last 16 games.

-Ryan Kesler: 8 goals and 5 assists in his last 13.

-Henrik Sedin:  2 goals and 3 assists in his last 4.

-Alexandre Burrows: 2 goals and 2 assists in his last 3.

 

COLD

-Manny Malhotra: 0 points in his last 14 games.

-Jeff Tambellini: 1 assist in his last 15.

-Raffi Torres: 1 assist in his last 8.

 

STARS

HOT

-Jamie Benn: 4 goals and 5 assists in his last 7 games.

-Mike Ribeiro: 4 goals and 10 assists in his last 10.

-Brad Richards: 2 goals and 8 assists in his last 8.

COLD

-Loui Eriksson: 0 points in his last 3 games.

-Steve Ott: 1 assist in his last 9 games.

 

NOTABLE INJURIES

CANUCKS

-D Alex Edler: back

-F Alex Bolduc: separated shoulder

-D Aaron Rome: MCL

-D Andrew Alberts: shoulder

-D Sami Salo: achilles tendon

STARS

-F Jamie Benn: upper body

-F Tom Wandell: upper body

-F Toby Petersom: leg

 

VIDEO

Here is what an ass kicking looks like:

This is what an ass-kicking band looks like:

GO CANUCKS!

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do I get

a prize for being the first one in?

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell yeah! You get

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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Red. Nice touch. Haven’t seen you break out that one before. Good work Sean.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

so

what kind of doctor would extract a shoe from an ass?

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

proctologist

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope

you see what I did there!

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

“It was a million to one shot Doc!”

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Depending on the depth, that’s either a … proctologist or a general surgeon!!!

"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin

by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I had to!

"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin

by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I know i know

but this time, it was context appropriate

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

uh oh…

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t see the other one

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

See

even Picard said it!

You lost me there

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“There are four lights”

by marcness52 on Jan 31, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Patrick Stewart

is awesome in Extras.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that video… awesome!

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

sort of off topic

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

that combines two of the three best things on the internet. Fail Humour and Cute Cats.

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

probably

that or ‘People of Walmart’

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

5-4 Nucks. Hodgeson GWG? Meh I’ll go for it

by Chocolate on Jan 31, 2011 8:09 PM PST reply actions  

Sweatt got the GW in his first game. It would just be a disappointment if (Silent g) Hodgson didn’t.

by marcness52 on Jan 31, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Dank gwg.

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

3-2 Canucks

Burrows gwg.

Won’t be able to watch the game, though :(

by seedvt on Jan 31, 2011 8:14 PM PST reply actions  

4-3 Nucks, Dank

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Jan 31, 2011 8:17 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

What is this

Numbskullery in the title of the game preview?? There’s an extra numb place in numbskullery hell for that!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 31, 2011 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

that depends on how you interpret it

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He

Picked the Canucks, but he’s bound to now, so there always be doubt…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I don’t even know if that qualifies as english

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

4-2 nucks

Dank-a-roo

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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 31, 2011 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

3-2 Canucks
Kesler

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

5-1 Canucks

Hodgson scores first NHL goal

by Tina Poole on Jan 31, 2011 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

But is it the game winning one? ;-)

I pick him to get that game winner in a 3-1 game.

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

5-1 Ehrhoff

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
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by mfarough on Jan 31, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

Dallas is going to fuck us up

4-2 Sturrs, Richie GWG

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll call you out on that. NUMBSKULL!

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

Peer Pressure…bringing the Numbskull to CC…NUMBSKULL!!!!!!!

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

HATERS GON' HATE

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I just jizzed a little….

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

it is pretty awesome

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think i have the toy of that purple one on the left… haha.. sweet sweet memories.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s Thrust. I used to have him

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice! Well played.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite the …walk …he has going on their…are they walking the runway at some intergalactic fashion show?

Mecho-Voguing?

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

you would notice their walk, wouldn’t you

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure how to take that! ;-/ LOL

It is a female robot right? ;-)

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure how you should take it either… I’m not even sure what I meant…

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It just seemed like a good idea at the time

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats what Burke said

about signing Brett Lebda for two years at 1 mill + each year.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a sweet

Sleeping bag

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks

Sweatty GWG, why not

Also Metallica sucks.

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

Your taste in music sucks!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now, don’t be so hasty. Maybe it wasn’t a comment on their music but actually on their rather unpopular decision to be such crybabies over Napster.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Jan 31, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with Sean on this one. Metallica can take whatever stance they want!!! ROCK GODZ

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, if it’s cool to sue your fans, why doesn’t the NHL follow this tactic? Every time someone streams an NHL game, they should sue that fan for thousands and give the money to that Napoleon/Penguin looking guy.

Great idea, Dan!

by SteveNux on Jan 31, 2011 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone actually get sued? To the point of paying money? In which Metallica was the guys that sued?

It was about making a point. And music was different than a sporting event, one would think.

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Sean Parker was sued

for a lot of money.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

well if you had to downsize your yacht selection because people were stealing your music you’d be pissed too!
heheh

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

A band that bitched about Napster
or..
JJ’s band that waved their arms around like jagoffs and sang “Hangin’ Tough”?

I’ll take Metallica

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

so much hate

I like pre-AJFA Metallica, should have clarified.

I just think better metal exists

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I pardon you. Yes pre AJFA Metallica is awesome.

“so much hate”

No, I was giving you a hard time. Yanking your chain.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Know who else loves Metallica?
Temujin.
He’ll come on here and spew hate towards them but in reality he is a Metalli-whore.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I like doom but I don’t slag the metal these guys like.

Some Metallica is good, but they’re over the hill. Rock Gods aren’t immortal unless they die young.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Jan 31, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I hardly think Death Magnetic rates them as over the hill.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Past their prime better wording for you?

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Jan 31, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, yes. But I really thought Death Magnetic was an excellent comeback

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate leads to the Dark Side, JJ.
You must mind your hate

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I apologize

disliked Death Magnetic. I thought it was bland and repetitive.

That being said, 95% of the metal bands linked on this site are awesome though.

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

why am i suspecting you missed the Star Wars joke in there……

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Metalheads do not joke about metal, missy.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Jan 31, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, okay.

i’ll just resume watching Wipeout…..

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got Jersey Girl going in the background. Should my sexuality be in question? haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

that depends

is it your wife who put it on and is watching it, for did you willingly choose it yourself?

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

she put it on, went to sleep, and I’m allowing it to continue :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, okay.

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Now she woke up, tried to change the channel and I said “what are you doing?”
haha
Hello Culture Club here I come!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely

In question

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 31, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Manhood or intelligence?

by PKSube on Jan 31, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

both I guess

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Little of column a, little of column b

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 31, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yo pops

I’m watching it too. Pass the popcorn.

"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin

by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sniff
Good movie hey eightyseven?
sniff sniff.
That gosh-darn kid is so cute and I’m so happy Ben made it to the Sweeney Todd performance. When he surprised her like that on stage…
I was like, “Oh my god!”

sniff sniff

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes one of us in tears.

"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin

by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

eightyseven 1
Sean’s manhood 0

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Now you’re making me feel bad.

"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin

by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it was all in good fun. Semi’s just jealous

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That you watched Jersey Girls!?!

I couldn’t really say that I am

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Major Pass

Its a Kevin Smith movie.

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by mfarough on Feb 1, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I got it, I’m just saying <_<

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we’ll just have to disagree on that one. I’m not here to convert anyone.

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think better metal exists

JJ, care to tell me what bands you like?

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. Thanks. Where do you rank Rust In Peace on your all-time faves?

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Very highly, definitely top 10.

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Same. I think Holy Wars is my fave metal song. So brilliant

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Some good choices in there

Tool and DT are probably my two fav metal bands. I’m surprised and disheartened at the lack of DT songs in these posts.

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 31, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I met Mike Portnoy and Jordan Rudess this summer. It was amazing

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Lucky bugger!

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 31, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta love Dream Theater talk on hockey blogs

Keep forgetting to call down to the place in the Chicago burbs selling tickets for Portnoy’s Beatles tribute show at the end of the month.

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by ahtrap on Jan 31, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Only a matter of time

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by ahtrap on Jan 31, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to push for the lyrics of a playoff series to be DT based this year

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if we play you guys ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d. You just don’t see this level of taste any more.

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by ShiftySC on Feb 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

because of your post I have been re-listening to all my favourite DT tracks today

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The Images and Words, Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence and Metropolis Part 2 CDs.
In terms of tracks it would have to be Pull Me Under, Change of Seasons, and the Glass Prison. But all the ones on those CDs I enjoy

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for good taste.

I never could get into Images and Words but Metropolis Pt. 2 is a masterpiece along with 6DOIT. Good song choices too, I just finished learning The Glass Prison on guitar.

by JJ Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Some of the songs on Images and Words are a little different, but Pull Me Under is my favourite by them, and close to favourite song period

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This Dream Theater...

sounds like something I would dig. As Twitchy knows, Tool is my all-time favourite band, but I am not much into super heavy stuff, thrash or death or any of that. I love most metal that is audibly pleasing in some way and challenges the ear and brain. I have listened to most of Tool songs dozens of times, and I am still hearing new things within them.

Not sure where it falls, but Apocalyptica absolutely own.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

get the idea, except there’s quite a range there…I’d hardly put DT in the same genre as slayer, or Mastodon in the same place as BDM. But I like virtually all those bands except maybe Slayer, never been a big fan.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

...and

green’d

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like any of those bands

they all suck.

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

booo

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You wankers can listen to your Miley Cyrus, we’ll stick to rocking out

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

cause anyone who doesn’t like that shit you like must listen to Miley Cyrus. I’m listening to Fitz and Tantrums right now. If you don’t like that then you don’t like music.

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind this.

B.I.G. be turning in his grave though.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OH GOD

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

NO

NO

I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS

Biggie’s music has been descecrated by the shittiness of Miley?

Fuck.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

it offends your hillbilly sensibilities. For some it’s hard to listen to music that doesn’t just drone along on one flabby dynamic, I know. Maybe we can find you something with some emotion along the lines of what country fans would enjoy. Like, i dunno, arcade fire? :P

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you make me wonder

if you actually understand the stuff you write. Or what some of those words mean.

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

geez dude

lighten up, it’s all just teasing. I think we’ve had the discussion before where it’s all valid and people have different preferences and that’s a-ok. Just for point of reference for you, we finished the first mix on two of our own songs, and one of them is a kinda 60’s garage rock sounding tom waits cover and the other has kind of an eagles vibe…so it’s not all about the screamers for me. ;) Mixing 3 of the heavier songs next week.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was teasing too

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

well

You’ll still never bring me over to the arcade fire side!

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They are all generally lumped under metal

although yes, they belong to many different subgenres

by JJ Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

There have been some other bloggers mentioning the similarities between Sweatt and Rafalski. Both undrafted, both played four years in college, then went to Finland and took home Top Defenseman honours. Both are 5’9… Could it be possible we have gotten a future Olympian on our hands here?

by splnwezel on Feb 1, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I would be okay with that

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s possible, but man it’s a tall order measuring up to Rafalski

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, he’s got a few years to get up there

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

A tall order?

Nice one.

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I caught that too. Gets a rec from me.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

As long

as he doesn’t get torched by Crosby like in a certain Winter Olympics.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks. Raymond.

by marcness52 on Jan 31, 2011 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

4-2 Cocos

Daniel.

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by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2011 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

I picked the Stars to win last game, and we won 7-1. Guess who I’m going with?

Stars, Benn with the Game winner at 4-3.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

Benn is injured too! You didn’t read the post! NUMBSKULL x2!!!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you said he was “hot”! I didn’t know you can be “hot” and injured at the same time! Dammit. I change mine to Richards then.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No changies buddy! Pay for your numbskullery!

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sure. pick on me.. why don’t you. If we win 7-1.. we’ll see who’s laughing this time.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You call CC a numbskull?

And couch it in some reverse, don’t want to jinx the team, I helped them win with my prediction smokescreen?

I say thee nay A NUMBSKULL pox upon thee…

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey. I’m not hiding anything. Check my last guess for the Dallas game. What’s the saying again? If it ain’t broke……

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And also. If it means taking a numbskullery to get a win. I’m all for it.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh…total team guy you are. Got it. No numbskullery but well intentioned reverse mojo…

Not a numbskull…maybe an Icy Temple?

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey VCD: This is my current facebook status… what are your thoughts?

Fuck. I still trust SAF, but if Man Utd loses the Premiership, he would have lost it today.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t do facebook…did we lose?

If you mean anything to do with Torres going to the Blues…fuck them. Money does not always buy you a championship. The Blues and Galacticos are proof of that.

So, no, I don’t think they have lost the Premiership because Chelsea spent stupid money.

The Red Devils are still unbeaten and in 1st right? ;-)

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, no worries, I was just just trying to share my thoughts.

A rejuvenated Torres scares me. Torres trying hard… and getting some help from the likes of Malouda scares me. They also shored up their backline with Luiz. While he won’t help immediately, and will likely have to undergo a transition period, (espeicially since he’s so damn young). it’s definitely an upgrade. It’s a lot easier when Vidic only had to worry about Drogba. Now we have to worry about Drogba AND Torres.

Liverpool eseentially traded Torres (who wanted out) for Suarez and Carroll. Not a bad bit of business by them too.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Torres will be as much of a “play when I want to” kinda guy for the Blues as he was for the Galacticos.

They have shored up their back end, because it needed it.

Regardless, I will get worried when they show it. SAF is a genuis compared to whatever manager of the year Russian Billionaire guy is paying for this time.

He has still not found a guy to replace Morinho.

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Liverpool did quite well to get 60 million pounds for a guy who plays 20 games a season, and Carrol and Suarez seem well suited to play along side each other

by PKSube on Jan 31, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Carroll seems like the type the Liverpool faithful will love. Newcastle has got to be feeling that one for a long time. He was basically their one bright spot… and he’s gone. I don’t see how they can invest the same 35M to have the same effect of a Carroll.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But I don’t really see Suarez holding up in the EPL. He’ll probably struggle with it just as much as Forlan did……

What I would pay to see the current Forlan play for the team..

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you read dirty tackle? Carrol basically said that he was forced into requesting a transfer so it would seem that Newcastle were forced to sell him, and then Ashley could pocket the cash. I wonder what’s going to happen when the toon army find out

by PKSube on Jan 31, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Didnt' read about it, no....

They wanted to get rid of Ashley ages ago. But, I always thought Carroll wanted to stay, and he was always going to be a Newcastle guy. I was so surprised that he handed in his transfer request.

That is a dick move.. but it doesn’t surprise me one bit. I hope they get relegated again. What a fucking bastard. Selling out on your team like that really blows.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there is 1 who can replace Mourinho. Ancellotti is close, but he just couldn’t handle the prima donnas in that room.

I didn’t know Torres was such a little bitch in the dressing room… but watching him this year has been pretty painful. (Actually, that’s for Liverpool in general.)

Galacticos is a concept that doesn’t work. I know. You will always need guys like Fletcher, who will unquestionably sacrifice himself for the betterhood of the team, but it seems like they have some solid characters in that room though. Essien comes to mind.

Although it brings me SO much joy to see their youth-centric strategy crash and burn SO spectacularly this year.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Every year!!

LOL I was being facetious on Morinho. I think SAF is way better than that preening bastard.

He did have the ego to handle the super egos on that team though.

And they did have success with him, so I will agree he is the best they have had. But SAF is better.

And Liverpool sucks no matter who they sold, got, or saved money on. They are the one team that does not worry me in the slightest. More worried about Tottenham than those guys…

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t give them a chance in hell either, but if it was a trade from Torres to Suarez and Carroll, it’s not a bad call.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll be better when they get a good winger and a right back who actually defends, or just start grooming Martin Kelly to take over Johnson’s role

by PKSube on Jan 31, 2011 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ll be better when… is something Reds fans hav been saying all season.

Getting rid of Torres was a start though. Preening dandies are fine for Canadian, and especially Canuck hockey fan blog sites….

But not for strikers. Its a disgusting amount of money paid to them…80 mil Cdn? Really?

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

City set the standard, now everyone has to overpay to get someone

by PKSube on Jan 31, 2011 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats what I mean. I like SAF more now. Develop your own guys…spend sometimes…but some of these guys go through players like tissue,,,just try this one….naaah…try this one.

Mean while ManU is just killing it with finding guts like Chicarito for a relative steal…still signing their big guy Rooney…

AND develop their own guys.

To say nothing of the best old guys in the league. Van der sar, Giggsie and Scholes…those last two are the best second half subs to change a game…. ;-)

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

2 years from now

Chicharito will be banging in goals and Torres will be trying to get himself a transfer to Spain. And we paid way less than 50 million pounds.

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by Section 312 on Jan 31, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

And Chicharito’s hamstrings aren’t held together with velcro

by PKSube on Feb 1, 2011 12:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That Chicharito is like finding Owen in his prime.

I still remember clamouring to see him in action in the World Cup games.

I’m guessing SAF will bring in a keeper (for sure) and a MF this summer though. Maybe some back-up for Evra, in case Fabio isn’t ready and Evra leaves like the tabloids say he wants to?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

evra will be sold in the summer, fabio is hte left back for next season, evra to join real madrid for £15million or there abouts, de gea will join for goal, probably lassaan diarra from real madrid as well

by Pompey Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how SAF keeps them to a 30-45min schedule, and brings them on as necessary. Knowing your player’s limitations is a big part of getting the best out of them.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

8-0 Vancouver

The sandbagging is appreciated but not necessary. The Canucks own the Stars this year. Positively own them.

by Brad Gardner on Jan 31, 2011 9:50 PM PST reply actions  

A Dallas fan saying this?!

I’d love this to happen, but I have a feeling it’s going to be a close game.

by JJ Canuck on Jan 31, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a reverse-jinx of sorts? Nah. No way. I’m sure it’ll be a close one. Dallas is very good this year, especially with your top-end talent. Brad Richards, Benn, Neal are all crazy good. Plus… this one will be in Dallas. No Roxy flu to affect your younger players means that they’ll be up for the game.

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

won't happen

we already slaughtered you guys this season, doubt it will happen again.
unless, of course, you guys want to turn into the fLamers.

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't say

that that kind of shellacking will happen again. That would be too weird…

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!!!

Brad…going for the reverse-super-depressing-pessimistic-jinx.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 1, 2011 3:59 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUT0tweX1M

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 10:29 PM PST reply actions  

love it

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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That was pretty sweet. Diggin that star wars had 2 references! ;) and for tomorrow, 3-2 canucks and dank gwg

by kiyotok on Jan 31, 2011 11:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That was great!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Kesler!

Picking Kesler for GWG every game is a sound strategy. Yes it is.

by intheloo on Jan 31, 2011 10:41 PM PST reply actions  

Kopitar hangs with the Kings mascot at the ASG. cameo from Fin and the Twins.

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

That’s awesome. I feel so childish saying it, but I loved the video. It’s sappy, it’s cheesy, but I don’t care. Is there one for Fin and the Sedins/Kesler too?

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by Vancouverguy on Jan 31, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t think so, just a fun little thing on the Kings site. pretty funny.

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by missy on Jan 31, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I normally hate Hockey Mascots, but this is cute

by Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Kesler with the winner

Despite his recent call-up, I don’t think Hodgson will be noticeable.

by Tyr on Jan 31, 2011 10:52 PM PST reply actions  

He will be on the 2nd line PP though.

by splnwezel on Feb 1, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They never do anything

Its fucking maddeningly. I see PP1 go out there, rip shit up, and then the change and PP2 comes out and it is epic fail. The PP starts out with the expectation of a goal, and ends with me sitting on my couch angry. I get PP blueballs because of PP2.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It's because

It’s 3 wingers. Hopefully a natural centre should be able to help

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Daniel Sedin with the killing hand...i mean game winner

haven’t checked in in a while…curious if I ever managed to get on the board in this game?

I'm expecting 100% improvement from the Lions this season.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't even watch baseball

but Brian Wilson is funny as fuck.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 31, 2011 11:36 PM PST reply actions  

 I love that guy. Did not see the whole thing. Thanks. He IS crazy…the good kind…love his schtick

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by vancitydan on Jan 31, 2011 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He brings the lulz

I love how he took off one hat just to have another one right under it.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Hello you smug Canucks

I say you guys beat Dallas 4-2. Daniel with GWG.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 12:20 AM PST reply actions  

Don't forget preening.

Bunch of mirror loving metrosexuals real men here! LOL

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

so now you're a bunch of Narcissists?

There is just no pleasing you Canadians.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Dank

Argh, drank too much last night.

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by eleccy on Feb 1, 2011 12:28 AM PST reply actions  

Well done

You’re in Britain, use the benefit of being able to have a full English breakfast (whatever that is, my guess is tea and a stack of pounds) to cure your hangover.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s Tea and saturated fat, hell they even fry the bread

by PKSube on Feb 1, 2011 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds

fucking delicious.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

100% awesomeness

by PKSube on Feb 1, 2011 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not do this since the food at work is terrible. Full English is bacon, sausage, eggs, beans, toast and/or fried bread plus the stuff I don’t like – tomato, mushrooms, black pudding. What I did have were crumpets with fuck loads of butter. And tea :)

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by eleccy on Feb 1, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone else notice

that the new Tampa jerseys are just blue versions of “The Flash” costume?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 12:38 AM PST reply actions  

I would have more respect for them, I think...

…if they changed their name to the “Tampa Bay Flash” and just went with that.

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 5:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Bettman

is salivating

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

or possibly

excreting another fluid…

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

oh jesus

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Canuckles was referring to blood. I’m pretty sure.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I somehow don’t think he was…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh wow.

Let’s go back!

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember

when he became old?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Dank scores the OT winner with assists from Schneider and Burrows.

Time to bust out the true wizardry now.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 12:45 AM PST reply actions  

It doesn’t get you any extra points though

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not all about winning.

It’s about doing it…

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

The guy on the right isn’t so sure

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Just watched 127 Hours

That was fucking crazy

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:21 AM PST reply actions  

crazy

good though?
i haven’t seen it, didn’t sound so enticing, but was it worth your coin?

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Intense and good

Although I think its a DVD movie.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

6-3 Canucks, Dank GWG

by Laharl on Feb 1, 2011 1:40 AM PST reply actions  

Here's to a injury-free, entertaining game.

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by Brandon Worley on Feb 1, 2011 3:58 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah

No kidding. Everyone got screwed in the last one.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 6:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I kinda enjoyed the last one…injuries aside…they do happen.

The game was entertaining for a Canuck fan. I have no problem with blowing opponents out.

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's go with...

5-3 Canucks
Kesler

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 6:32 AM PST reply actions  

Canucks 4-2

Raymond = gwg

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

by Hodge on Feb 1, 2011 7:09 AM PST reply actions  

5-4 Canucks

Let’s say Hodgson with the GWG though I think there’s no way it happens.

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 1, 2011 8:18 AM PST reply actions  

Dallas 3-2

That weaselly-faced rat bastard dives everytime he gets a chance Ribiero with the GWG

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

*note

my predictions of Canucks losses often end up resulting with them winning instead, so there’s a method to my madness. that being said, I just think Dallas is too good to lose to us again… I have a feeling of dread that douchebag extraordinaire Burish is gonna do something, well… douchy.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

For what it's worth

I had dream last night in which the Canucks were playing, and when I checked the score it was 20-11 for Boston. Apparently Lu let in 7 before Schneider was put back in.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

dream or NIGHTMARE?!

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Where

does Boston come into this?

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no clue

I must have been subconsciously pissed at Rask again

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

we host them on the 26th.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

might have to do with his fantasy teams……

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m taking 3—4 Canucks
Burrows GWG
Let’s stick it to them again.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 9:24 AM PST reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s….interesting. I didn’t think he that invaluable to the Oil.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

EXCELLENCE

FUCK OFF STORTINI

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

the way of the goon is failing

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Its

about fucking time.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

KesLord named one of 6 players who have been first-half revelations.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

He already has a career best in goals…. and yet… he’s only going to beat his career-best point total by 1. That’s kind of indicative of his linemate’s production this year.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

...

or the fact he’s on the #1 powerplay unit with the Sedins, some of the best passers in the entire league

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

His PP goals

Have increased a ton this year

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m well aware of that.. but his stats from the 1st powerplay unit should improve his assist totals too.. His assist totals are much lower… so that’s why I referred it to a drop in production by his linemates.

Keep in mind MayRay missed a bunch of games, and he played the first part of the season with a revolving door of teammates, and Sammy/MayRay both had career years last year.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s benefiting more from being out with the Sedins on the PP in terms of goals though. He’s always the guy in front of the net, so he’s getting a lot of tip ins. And yeah, MayRay and Sammy’s low goal count this year is hurting the assists.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, but that wasn’t really the intention of the original post. Yes, best in goals, but similar point totals means lower assists output. = less linemate production.

Also can’t fault the D too much, they’re roughly scoring at the same pace as the D from last season. (off the top of my head. Not sure at all)

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

actually

not many of his goals have come off sedin passes
most commonly off of tip-ins or rebound from shots from the point

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

4-3 Nucks

Daniel GWG, fresh off accurate shot perfection!

by KYCanuck on Feb 1, 2011 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

Poll on NHL.com: Who is most likely to win the President's Trophy?

Philly leads right now with 31.82%, we’re right behind at 28.71%, Detroit’s behind us with 14.92%, Pittsburgh at 12.09%, Washington at 5.29%, and Other at 7.18%.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

gmacsports Gordon McIntyre
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On D, Sweatt with Ehrhoff, Ballard/Tanev. And, of course, Bieksa/Hamhuis. Schneider in net.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

I hope Bieksa/Hamhuis doesn’t have to play 30 minutes tonight.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

interesting

i would thought they’d have gone with ballard/ehrhoff bieksa/hamhuis and see if you can get about 26 min from each of those guys… but whatevs, clearly AV has faith in the kids

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

26 minutes from each?

you do remember that we play again in Phoenix tomorrow, right?

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say the faith is warranted. They’ve been pretty solid so far, although I would expect him to switch to ballard/ehrhoff on a whim and keep the rookie’s minutes to about 10-12 each.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Scott Burnside is a tool

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

How about telling us something we don’t already know?

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

gmacsports Gordon McIntyre
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Looks like Tambellini’s a scratch tonight, CoHo to centre Glass, Volpatti

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

Im not sure I like this

Tambo has decent grit for his size, whereas Coho is a scorer. Glass/CoHo/Tamby turns the 4th line into a sneak attack line which can burn you with a goal and good checking, but turning the line into basically a checking line, I think its a bit of a waste of CoHo…

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I would much prefer of CoHo and Torres switch places.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I like this either…

Since I freakin picked him to score the GWG!!! I had a bad feeling this morning that he’d be a healthy scratch, but I already chose my guy :((

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, screw Tambo. His futility has gone far enough. Maybe this will jump start the guy. He needs it badly

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny because I was skeptical of Tambo from the beginning, but he finally won me over with his (apparently shortlived) sniping ability

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s kind of a one-trick pony with that wrister

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He's fast

though

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sneaky attack line

I like that

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I said it somewhere yesterday, but Tambo is morphing into Grabner in that he’s clearly talented but if it’s not consistent enough to be counted on as a difference maker he’s not going to crack the top six. And we have a luxury of a deeper bottom six where AV can mix and match as he sees fit. It’s up to Tambo to earn his way back in. That’s the type of competition and depth we want.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

If a guy isn’t playing like he can, bench him and make him realize he has to improve. Of course saying that I kind of hope Torres gets scratched one of these games if he keeps this crappy play up

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

@wyshynski
Greg Wyshynski
Really great interview with Jeff Tambellini of the #Canucks coming on Puck Daddy, via @jtbourne

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

From that Tambo article...
Salo’s gonna replace Alex Edler and we probably won’t even miss a beat

Lends support to Mr. Bean’s thoughts…

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Salo ready to come back?

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You know how we like predicting games here at NM stacie. There is one on the right. Game, and the 1st goal. I have the 24th of Feb.

Go tell your Hawks folks that they may get to play a team with 3-4 rookies in the lineup in a few days.

A 1st place team, but what the hell.

Read another on Twitter. Only the Devils have had more players start at least one game.

We have 34. They had 35 I think…

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I never count out the rookies

We have to have the record for having the rookies score their first NHL goal against us this year. I’m just hoping I can find a feed for Friday’s game. I really need to quit traveling when we play you guys.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d think it would be on atdhe.net. Should be a great one. They always are. I don’t like that its first game back home ( though only after a 2 gamer, so no big deal I guess ) again, but the Canucks should be into this one as payback for the 7-1 game…

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

would be on atdhe.net

Not anymore
:’(

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I always have the radio. Damn the internet and all it’s rules.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I listened to a game from the TEAM 1040 site last month – it was somewhat nostalgic. But I do miss being able to see the plays developing though

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

It makes it much harder to yell that Burrows is a douche if I can’t see it for myself.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I encourage

everyone to listen to the radio at all times.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially if you’re on?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and I must admit Section is pretty damn funny on air – too bad it’s a country station

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Anytime you wall listen in

I will do some more performances for you guys.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Country?

Please no country.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not that bad

and believe me it’s hard for me to believe that I just said that.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll work on my three words and make sure ahnfire is listening too. Let me know when you will be on again.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I am on right now until 7 mountain time

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I just happen to be in mountain time

I’ll have to tune in for a bit while I work.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me know if you are

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Not while I am literally

talking on air. But during songs and commercials yeah I am.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice jeopardy music

And you guys give away ice cream cakes as your prizes?? Times are tough in the Fort eh?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Nice sad trombone

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's actually

a double cheeseburger combo with a treatza pizza. And it’s a town of 20,000 so that’s actually a pretty good daily prize.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they said

It was an ice cream cake?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It usually is

but today it wasn’t.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I want

An ice cream cake

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I may need to make a Culver's run

I’m like Pavlov’s Dog over here

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

BVLD in Smithers used to give out a birthday ice cream cake every day. big thrill.

by Passive Voice on Feb 1, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re in Smithers too?!

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I should call in

I totally knew that it was Edie Falco

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

So did I

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ahnfire

give him 3 words he has to use on air – I’m not feeling very creative today

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm...

how about balsam, sheep, and mordor?

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't even

know what that first word means.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Balsam is a term used for various pleasantly scented plant products.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure it's a product that Lundqvist uses on a regular basis

to keep his hair nice and shimmery

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

heh oh yeah

balsa is wood. /whistles innocently

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

it's wood

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well this is a tough one

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope it doesn't turn into a Settlers joke

“Anyone got wood for sheep?”

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Settlers?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And there we go

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone

Will eventually get that hopefully

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry?

should I go for more conventional words next time?

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hell no

you need to make it challenging

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

OK hope you are all

ready for this…….

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

bring it on – ahnfire had to leave but I told her I would fill her in on the conversation

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

No not at all

I love a challenge.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

well have fun with it

I have to go now so I’ll just have to find out from stacie how you worked the 3 words in

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

so a little bit of a cop out on balsam

but I did like the weather and mordor statement

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

A cop out?

Wow. OK give me some more words then.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to go listen to my game now

What other days are you on this week. I’ll work on some good words.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Every week day

2-7 Mountain time.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm listening too

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a new guy answering the questions

so that contest is usually a little smoother and funnier.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

In cyberspace

www.energeticcity.ca/moosefm

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It was great

We gave him 3 words that he had to use on air. I think they were barbed wire, cheese, and lightsabers. The country music wasn’t too bad either. It’s just not my main choice of music. It’s definitely no Arcade Fire.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

AF!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you just hate them because they have fire in the band name?

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No

because they are overrated. I don’t hate them persay, just enjoy making fun of them, like the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

the expression is 'per se'

learn your latin young man if you wish to go to law school! because latin is clearly so practical…

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you Beantown

Question: Did you go to UBC Law or law school in the states (BU, NYU, Columbia, etc)?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Harder

or easier to get into law school in the US?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

harder for top law schools

easier for most other law schools
however the more important question is “what do you want to do with your law degree?”

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

lawyering

and stuff.

Corporate law &/or intl law.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Canada

Vancouver.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

if you want that

then UBC is without question your best option

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

be aware, though

vancouver is not a hotbed for either corporate or international law, especially not international law

there is a moderate amount of corporate law but not compared to many cities of similar population

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I go

to UBC Law school.
Just sayin’….

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He went

to Hahvud.

You plan on doing your practice in ’merica forever right?

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh lawd

Harvahrd

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

damn lawyers

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

canadian law

still uses a lot more latin phrases than US law… we’ve gotten rid of a lot of that stuff, but we still use res ipsa

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I pretty much hate them

cuz people call them rock, when they most definitely aren’t. Bland bland bland. I can’t deny they’re good enough musicians. But oh so fucking boring.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

That’s because you work in radio!!

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I Say

That your Hawks are going down this Friday! hahaha
No it should be a good game.
Why in the world would you call Mr Burrows a douche? haha
I just wish he would start tweeting on the Twitter!

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

you can always just yell

FUCK YOU ALBERTS for good measure.

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh No

You are a Hawk fan too. Yikes!
I hope someone faces plants Kane Friday night and removes his stupid mouth peice! The Hawks are ok but Kane is a
jerk off.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Kaner may be a dbag, but he’s our lil dbag, so I like him. :)

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like

Sharpie and Taser. Good Canadian kids.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

we all like Sharpie.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and Tazer

No you guys can’t have them. I don’t care what you are offering.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

actually I know someone that doesn't

I think it’s because she’s a Caps fan and hates Crosby. She says there’s something about Tazer that seems off. I think she just hates Canadians.

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And Keith

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

of course!

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharpie

Taser
and Kieth
not just good Canadian boys
but
good western Canadian boys
(Seabrook too)

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Duncan Keith

A Dentist’s dream!

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

why not, what happened?

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

nvm

long ass thread

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

See the comments below on atdhe.net being shut down by homeland security.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw that. Wow. Justin TV is next?

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so

because justin tv supports people making their own live casts (like a live version of youtube).

Just, some people upload / stream content that isn’t there’s and then there are measures put in to stop that kind of stuff.

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So the shutout by Lu wasn’t payback enough for the thrashing we gave you? You smug, preening Canucks are never happy. :)

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

That was in your house.

This one is a payback to the fans for shitting the bed last time in our house.

;-)

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You came into my house and kicked my dog!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

nsfw for swearing

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

no worries stacie

I believe the Nucks-Hawks game is streaming on Yahoo (for US viewers at least) so you’ll definitely get a stream.

and seriously, how many rookies have scored the first NHL goal on the Hawks this year? ugh.

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew you'd have my back on that one

sounds like they are cracking down hard on the streams

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

We feel your pain.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

we do?

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you should be feeling better now that Sid's on his way back

Malkin too

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

A Little

Malkin has too many issues and has not been himself for almost two years. I just keep…..waiting for him to show up—actually hoping his parents come for a visit that seems to perk him up.
But yeah Sid is almost healthy. It sucks not having him play.

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks/Daniel

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by Bobby Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

/smug
@reidder
Kristin Reid
AV: Hodgson will get some PP time on the second unit tonight. Alberts and Rome are close, but won’t play on this trip.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

but not preening and oddly Canadian?

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Now if

They put Sweatt out there on PP2 as well they might have to issue a smug warning for eastern ontario

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

hehe

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Our patience is top notch
If Hodgson can’t make a significant impact tonight against the Stars while skating on a line with Tanner Glass then Mike Gillis needs to start exploring trade options, because enough is enough.

http://communities.canada.com/theprovince/blogs/kurtenblog/archive/2011/02/01/kurtenthoughts-time-running-out-on-hodgson.aspx

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

I read that article and the paragraphs about CoHo and was just about ready to come over here and lose my mind until I realized it was a joke.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

what's sad

is that this won’t be an entirely uncommon notion amongst our “knowledgeable” fanbase.

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was a joke

One of the tags was

if you’re not an mvp by the time you’re 20 you should probably quit

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I know, I laughed at it and wanted to bait everyone. THANKS FOR RUINING MY FUN YOU BASTARD.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Sorry. But you would probably have only caught missy and Sean since their sarcasmometers are permanently busted

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sniff

I’m going to the corner of the room with my toys. And my gun (AMERICA FUCK YEAH!)

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankee's got a gun

His whole world’s come undone

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

i was at school

just reading through the comments now.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing that was a joke

I was getting angry

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah. You never know with the common fans out there.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody got caught.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course they did. It’s the bloody canucks.com forum.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

His team is a lot easier sell if he didn’t sign Kovalchuk.. and used the cap space to put some talent around Parise instead.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha
@adater
adater
@wyshynski Ladies and Gentleman, your Winnipeg Devvvvvilllllssss!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

ORLY?

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently story incorrect

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed,,,

I saw someone say it was actually James Van der Beek selling his New Jersey Shovels…

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Yeah I saw that too

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at Lee Sweatt, can’t help but think Brian Rafalski. Both were four-year NCAA defencemen who had zero interest from the NHL. Both became huge stars in Finland. Sweatt returned to North America at age 25, Rafalski at 26. If the Canuck turns out half as good as the Red Wing, Vancouver is getting a heckuva player.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/blogs/elliottefriedman/2011/02/the-unknown-all-star-plus-30-thoughts.html

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

Hey

Didn’t PassItToBulis write a post saying that exact same thing a couple months ago??

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know that. I’ve seen it bantered around other places too. But now that Friedman said it, he’s fucked.

/fires gun into the air

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

passittobulis

is always on top of shit
they own

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

OT but oh so cool

Ever get bored on a rainy afternoon?

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

Fuck yeah

Lego

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

That moving biosphere one at 19

Was awesome. Also the aircraft carrier was sweet

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this

and the Legoman re-enactments of CD covers.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This storm,

It’s pretty big

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

That’s wild, you can still make out the state borders through the storm!

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I truly hope you are being sarcastic.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope not

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like the great wall of china!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 2, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oughtta make the tea partiers happy

they’ve been asking for an all white america for a while now.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You know it's bad when they're cancelling games

Avs vs Blues cancelled

Some wild weather predicted. Blizzards, tornados, and thunderstorms. They are talking 25 to 30 ft waves on Lake Shore Drive as a possibility too.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I saw that they cancelled the blues avs game. The guys at Defending big D think there isn’t going to be a large turnout tonight for the game

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

the dallas airport

is closed apparently
will the canucks be able to get to phoenix?

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

How long is the drive??

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

In this weather? I think the whole US is considering shutting down.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE

Can we trade weather conditions please, Semi?

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, if you can move a continent spanning storm a couple thousand kms…
I will keep my sweet fluffy snow thank you very much. As well as the possibility of having a snow day tomorrow

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I want snow :(

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

me too.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice day in Vancouver today

I wore my sunglasses on the way to class

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I wearing a jacket?

Nope.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

damn

Must be nice. What is with Vancouver this winter? It’s always sunny. You guys are supposed to be overcast and rainy all the time!!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Two straight years without a White Christmas makes me sad.

Being in class with this lovely weather’s such a tease though.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The AQ

looks great right now though, even with all the pylons and chairs in the pond.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Its just really nice weather yesterday and today

but it should be bad again by the weekend.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It was -3 this morning on my way to work…. How can you be not wearing a jacket?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

eightyseven

does not feel the cold.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

She also does not fee emotion or cry

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

*feel

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone’s jealous.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not

Feel jealousy

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You probably cry more often than I do :P

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way to prove this

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

First class starts late

It’s 4 right now.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

…… true. I was out of the house at 6:30….

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

what a bum

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

my lectures are at 1:30 and 11:30

If its before noon its too fucking soon.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

bunch of slackers.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Might as well

slack when I can, next semester I start co-op.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey

I woke up at and went back to bed at 6. Then woke up again at 8 and I’ve been up ever since.

Haters gon’ hate.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

at 5*

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Waking up and going back to sleep doesn’t count! I do that all the time

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I slept at 3, foolsauce.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I slept at 2??

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Segmented sleep sucks.

It’s not a competition, calm down.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it does, you don’t get your REM.

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by nucklord on Feb 1, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that

because ur hawt?
/obvious flirting

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Obvious flirt is obvious.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhhh

Daywalkers!!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

a dentist?

if only he knew a bunch of rich people that needed serious dental work…

by SteveNux on Feb 1, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahaha What's wrong with this picture

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:49 AM PST reply actions  

ha

is that really from fox news or is it a photoshop?

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

je ne sais pas

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s quite an old capture and I’ve never seen anyone prove it’s fake. I’m inclined to believe its validity.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it? I hadn’t seen it before

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

July 27th, 2009. The internet bows to my powers.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an atlas Fox News can borrow. Noobs.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Old

but lulzy indeed

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SFW? I’m scared. so scared.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

depends entirely

on your reactions and on your self control level.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

… snuck a quick peek. Damn. When’s this Community show on again? I need to go and learn to appreciate her talents more.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

CC will be sitting down but he’ll be standing at attention..
if ya smell what the Rock is cookin

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We won’t get to know about it. I think CC just exploded.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That was awesome

Thankfully Im sitting at the back of the lecture hall.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

haha. If you were sitting at the front, you would have roughly had 200 male heads snap to attention, fixated on your laptop.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good way

To become popular in your classes quickly

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

And still smiling from ear to ear.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Says

who?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

says

the part of you that wants friends.

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

pffffffffft

friends are overrated

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

girlfriends and other possible sexual partners?

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Already got one

I think she’s sticking around.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

not

if you do that sort of thing in public.

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

She'll

never know!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

She might

If she has to post bail on your public indecency charge

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

or

she might simply read the newspapers which talk about the crazy black dude at SFU caught pleasuring himself in a lecture.

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And

I’ll act appalled and say its weird that someone else at SFU has the same name as me.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I shake my head.
Back and forth

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed out loud in the lab, causing my co-worker to look over. I quickly explained that it was a cute Disney character gif……

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

well at least SOMEBODY appreciates it!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no gif this time?

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I give up

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

REC'D

FOR THE WIRE

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn…

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That was succinct, but perfect. That’s what was exactly what was on my mind.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing

That’s a good damn…?

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The best one.

Or, as the kids say (?)…“Whoof…”

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dental Inspection!

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by ShiftySC on Feb 1, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I love them both

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy fuck

holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

oh sweet jesus that is awesome

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lol

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Was wondering when this post would get here

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Someone gave that a rec? haha

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

this should have the guys dancing in their pants

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That was me =) It was too good to NOT be recced. =)

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

You celebrated like CC has!!!
I just love this place…

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by PensFanInDenver on Feb 1, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes… but I’m not the outwardly exuberant type. I remind myself I have an image to maintain.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Image?

I just say what comes to my head.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s where we’re different see.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Only on NM and when it comes to hockey

Otherwise I try to be sparse with my words. Until I start drinking.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, the CBC thinks Luongo is starting tonight.

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Some bad news...
@Unsilent
Jack Kogod
SHIT RT @ScottSchroeder: Nooooooo RT @bubbaprog ATDHE has been seized by Homeland Security. Yes, watching mid-major basketball = terrorism.

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

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by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit...

was just gonna post this. I cannot convey the scale of how much this truly sucks.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the chat rooms…where “terrorists” go to chat.

Wow…

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

remember kids

if people can watch out of market games without paying ridiculous fees, then the terrorists have won.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

At least

The feds are turning around on that pay-per-usage thing

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

damn good thing too, I have stuff to download illegally stream in a somewhat legal manner

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think paying for NHL.com’s online practice would be cheaper than going to a bar for every game.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Feb 1, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

You probably wouldn’t have to put up with a bunch of drunk fools yelling “shooooooooot” at the TVs every time someone brought it across the blueline

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

....

oh god. What an experience killer. Too many stupid fans around these parts.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ok

but sometimes
they really should shoot
/henrik

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Last game I went to (against NSH)

Sweatt had the puck.
I yelled at him to shoot.
Amd he did, and it was awesome.
GWG, partly thanks to CC.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah..no
:)

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You just don't

want to give me credit! We’ll see who is laughing when I replace AV next year!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, who all now wants to learn how to search through justin.tv?

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Homeland Security

They should preventing Yankee from completing his diabolical plan rather than shutting down sports streaming sites.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No one can stop my plans.

Except the KesLORD.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not

even the NHL Guardians?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Those guardians cant’ stop shit. Especially the cries of derision from the crowds.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The Canuck took down Velvet -9 just like THAT!

So there. They kick ass and you know it.

Embrace your inner child VCG…

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No! la la la la la I can’t hear you.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

there's that too

i was more asking if anyone wanted a quick lesson on justin.tv, since i already figured out how to search for streams on there.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhh

I wouldn’t mind; I don’t know how to search on there – I just go to my set link.

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

all right, here's the steps:

-go to http://www.justin.tv/ right at gametime or after. (stuff probably won’t be up early)
-click on the blue “Explore” button. don’t bother with that signup stuff above it, not needed.
-it will take you straight to the “Producers” category, where it will already show some live streams. if you move your mouse over the “Producers” and the arrow beside it, a drop-down menu will come down with several more categories. click on “Sports”.
-on the “Sports” page, the titles at the top like before will show “Sports >> All”. Go to the “All” and let the drop-down menu come like before. it will show all the different sports. click “Hockey”.
-on the “Hockey” page will be all the live links for hockey. you can try any of them.

Warnings:
-lots of pop-up ads
-several links may turn out crappy, so you may have to try others. when i have no luck finding a link for the Canucks game, that’s when i come to the NM comments and ask if anyone has anything.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually just search for “canucks” and get some results usually.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 1, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG

http://atdhe.me/

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

that was fast

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rejoice! =D

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

they're back already

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Dawson?

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy

from Varsity Blues.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have all the seasons of Dawson's Creek

on my external. Without shame.

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

With shame

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The cast was unrealistically articulate for high school students. Who were they fooling?

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, I never watched it…

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicely recovered there, Semi.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Recovery?

It is the truth!

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure!

nods knowingly

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

how many seasons?

I stopped watching midway through the 2nd season

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah all six

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the last full episode I ever caught

was the one where some misfit girl was going to do a presentation on “guess which one of the main characters lost their virginity!” for class. After that I was all…yeeeeeeea, never mind.

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

oh thank goodness!

did they just quickly set up a new site?

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

spiffy

they’ve separated into categories (football, ice hockey, etc), and will even let you see in all in the times for various timezones!

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

I like that…

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

my guess is that they’ve been planning the update for some time, but when the Feds suddenly freezed the other site, they had to quickly upload this version on a new address.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw

an atdhe.fm as well being kicked around

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Feds freeze that one… what’s stopping them from freezing this one too?

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i know, that’s what i’m wondering…..

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you can’t fuck with pirates. They just keep coming back at you

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially

Somalian ones.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

YAYYYY

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by eightyseven on Feb 1, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This is cool

Another site I use is http://www.myp2p.eu/index.php?part=home although sometimes software (eg sopcast, veetle) is needed for some streams. Still, can’t hurt to have options, right?

I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.

by eleccy on Feb 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Cory and Cody

What could be better?
Maybe Cory, Cody, Chris and Lee?

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by Bobby Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

Sister hammer

blogs from the road. It’s cool except zandberg has to utilize a temporary banker now.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

My wife works with her

We knew this was coming a long time ago

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

sure you did

she’s been very excited to go on the road with other siblings of San Jose players…

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I hardly know her. So no shout out. I don’t know if she even knows about NM. My wife told me about this trip 2 months ago. Not sure why the Canucks didn’t advertise it in any form. But I was told to keep it quiet.
You’re never going let that SJ thing go are you? I’m gonna have to interview him in person to clear it up, right?

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna have to interview him in person to clear it up, right?

At least, I think. :)

But I think you are correct (in terms of people never letting it go). Too much fun not to, I guess.

How’s about this. When we win the Cup, we can all agree to let it go?

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s nothing to clear up, actually.
He wanted to go to San Jose, the $$ didn’t work so Vancouver was his next choice. In the meantime, the Senators and Islanders were trying like mad to get him. The Penguins and Flyers pissed away picks for nothing because there was no way in hell he wanted to go east.
His wife especially wanted to live closer to home (Prince George). How much of a role did that play? Probably a bit. But he told his agent to “make Vancouver work” after the SJ deal fell through

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I’ve completely let it go and forgotten about it. It’s those New York lawyers you have to worry about…us Ontario ones are nice!!

I was just helping out with the “why”, at least as I saw it.

But hopefully Bean will let it go when we win the Cup. Surely that’s a more than reasonable trade off.

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, to his credit I didn’t get my story straight the first time. Well, I was told one thing and then it changed. But whatever. I’m not bothered by it. I let BeanT have his fun. It’s just a comments thread after all.

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

why would i let it go

it gives me much joy

i would very much look forward to a Zan-Huis interview, that would spectacular

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Rob Neyer joins SB Nation?

That’s pretty ridiculously awesome.

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by Jevant on Feb 1, 2011 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

if i had a clue

who that is, i may be impressed. Wait, he’s not in arcade fire is he?

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a ESPN insider i believe.

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by Vancouverguy on Feb 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

‘tis true. I don’t know of him either but it has plenty of folks pretty happy.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Open up and say AAAHHHHHH..

Pre-game Reid Report

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

heee's

Exxxxciteddddd

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that’s the biggest smile I’ve seen on the kid. Awesome stuff

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

you would be too

if you were being interviewed by Ms. Reid…

by Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hot damn

very nice

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re happy for Cory too eh?

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 1, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

For

both Cory and Cody.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Was my joke just wasted on you, or were you actually just happy for Cody?

by sunshine and lollipops on Feb 1, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Joke

was wasted.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Present for missy

Oh, I see what you gif’d there!

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:06 PM PST reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

(saved to my Photobucket)
you rule.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

you know how, when you charge electronic devices like cellphones or mp3 players, the power bar flashes through all the levels of power it has, to show you it’s recharging?
my mp3 player is charging right now, and the levels are flashing in time to ABBA’s “Gimme Gimme Gimme”, which i’m listening to on my computer this very moment…..

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Must be

a glitch in The Matrix.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

not quite in time with Fernando, though.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Zion

rejoices!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

why

are you listening
to the best of
ABBA

hiss!

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not, actually

i went to Songs on my Windows Media Player, searched for “ab”, and most of the 10 songs that came up were ABBA.
now i’m on “st”, and All Star by Smashmouth just finished. oooh, Black Eyed Peas now.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ABBA Gold is gold, man. Shut it!

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

for you, Sean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zqYNIvUh0

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by Kent Basky on Feb 1, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm….
not sure I like it

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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 2, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He's going for the edge!

Go and get him Greg!!

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Where did you get this?

The Matrix only just came out in New Zealand

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That show is genius

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s too bad they decided to not do another season

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

unfortunate that the last two

turned a great movie into a fairly crappy franchise. (yes I know it was always meant to be a trilogy…)

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

doh

/me missed another current tv reference, i think…sigh.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It's OK gramps

just sit down and I’ll get you some warm milk.

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by Section 312 on Feb 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't seen

any of flight of the conchords since the first season :(

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Its the best one

Although Hurt Feelings and Sugalumps are really good.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurt feelings

Is my favourite

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 4:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

"Have you ever been told

you’re Miss New Zealand? Have you ever had… Hurt Feelings?"

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Original FoTC songs

really hard to write.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

btw

since everyone appears to be bored, Caps and Habs will be on TSN in an hour before now. we can catch the full 1st period before our game.

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by missy on Feb 1, 2011 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

I'm going to be bored soon

But in my lame night class

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

grumble grumble

1:30 to 5:20 Poli Sci lectures
grumble grumble

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

See you guys sometime in the 2nd period. I will be fervently updating my TSN mobile app for updates

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by Semi_Colon on Feb 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

One of the SCH'ers had this question for you guys.
Anyone familiar with the Canucks? Where are they going to play Hodgson? Will Malhotra go to the 4th line? Will they play him on the 4th line? Where does he fit?

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

tell them

he’s playing goal.

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by Twitchy2010 on Feb 1, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We've traded Henrik Sedin for John Mitchell

CoHo will replace him on the first line.

Hodgson will centre the fourth line, Money remains as the center on the third line. Essentially CoHo should fit anywhere besides the defense and maybe the third line (presumably because its supposed to be a checking line).

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Short answer is we don’t know yet. He’ll be on the fourth line tonight (Malhotra is always on the third) and force Tambellini to sit. He’ll also get time on the second PP I believe.

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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 1, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.

by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

aaaaaannnnndd.

Tonight its with Volpatti and Glass because we expect the Stars to be douches with Burish, Barch, and Ott.

I am looking forward to seeing Tamby with CoHo on the 4th line. Shooter, meet set up guy…and I believe thye may have played for a bit in Manitoba together this year.

I am also using the term 4th line under protest. Without looking up all the line charts, it seems when this team is rolling, it is just that. Our “4th” line is better than yours is where big goals come from.

If nothing else they change the momentum, and make the other coach match someone else…at home.

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so basically we have the Q line generator

and you guys have the AV line generator. You just never know exactly who you’re going to get.

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by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

AV loves to juggle the lines.

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"I can't believe Laurie bit me. I hope she didn't give me slut rabies." Donna Pinciotti

by missy on Feb 1, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

EXCELLENCE

Prof just let us out an hour and a half early. Its still sunny outside and I won’t miss any of the hockey game!

WAWAWEEWA

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

I didn't even take any notes

although last semester I had a class with the same prof and I didn’t take any notes, was drunk when I wrote the term paper and thought I was going to bomb the shit out of the final exam, but I got a B+/A- on the term paper and B+ on the paper.

So yeah, Im getting my tuition’s worth.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

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Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a cerebral cramp...

3-2 Dullass. Richards.

Shove it in your addendum.
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by kesrows on Feb 1, 2011 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

3-1 Stars, Eriksson GWG.

Go ahead, use the N word.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 1, 2011 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

I did

a double-take.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" - George Costanza

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 1, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 2, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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