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Around SBN: How The Kings Beat The Coyotes: Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Ryan Kesler and the Canucks will be featured in this month's edition of Sports Illustrated, coming out Jan 31st. *Edit: The article can be found here.

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great article! love it.

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY KESLORD!

by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome.

Gotta love how GMMG said he’d bench him the next night if he broke his stick on the boards.

Well done, GMMG. Well done.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Jan 26, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

I agree

too many players these days seem to do this type of thing. Breaking a stick in frustration. Hockey is a game of frustration. You have to get used to it. Keep doing the right things and eventually you will get your results. I would bench any player that broke a stick in frustration. I mean imagine the worst case scenario? You go to try to break your stick and hit a player with it? You could cause some serious damage.

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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

damn you beat me to it!

by SteveNux on Jan 26, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and now he plays for us.

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by mfarough on Jan 26, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, he WAS a healthy scratch a few times so there you go!

by SteveNux on Jan 26, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

Gustavsson did that after almost every goal against.

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 26, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that guy

has some serious anger management issues.

by Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

You would too

if you played for the Laughs.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, it’s an emotional game sometimes, especially at the highest levels.

I firmly believe that someone’s true character is shown when things are not going well, as everything is always smiles when things are going well. Do you get angry and lose focus? Or stay calm and collected?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Jan 26, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Gold

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 26, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Great story. The Backes quote was the best.

If the kesLORD can convert a hated adversary like that…. ;-)

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by vancitydan on Jan 26, 2011 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

Great, the Sports Illustrated curse...

We’re fucking doomed!

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by Gripping the Stick Too Tight on Jan 26, 2011 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

might as well just add another on the pile…maybe they’ll all cancel out

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 26, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

At least we’re not on the cover

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 26, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

There's no such thing as a curse

and I am a Cub fan. I should know.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They should’ve done this to the Flyers…

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 26, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Great piece

I didn’t know he accidentally grabbed the wrong stick before getting his hattrick. I love little tidbits like that

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 26, 2011 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

I knew something different was about him in that game

when I was watching his shooting, his shot seemed harder, more accurate.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And yet in the article he says that his practice sticks would make his shot less accurate in the heat of the game. I wonder if he still grabs a practice stick every once in a while to change things up.

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by nucklord on Jan 26, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever he's doing

its working.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

"Sarah Kwak"

Girl really should have become a doctor.

by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Propaganda FTW

I love how they keep emphasizing how Kesler is American

by xX~OG~Xx on Jan 26, 2011 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah us Canadians

never take pride in Canadian hockey players.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."

by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Crosby

what a pylon.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

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