Predators At Canucks Game Preview: Retire With A Bang, Eh EJ?
by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 11:21 PM PST
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Print| PREDATORS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Wed. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | Sportsnet Pacific |
| Season Series | 09/10: 2-2 |
Last Meeting |
4-2 Canucks (Mar. 07/10) |
| The Enemy | On The Forecheck | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 27-36-63 Weber: 8-21-29 |
| Predators |
Category | Canucks |
| 27-16-6 | Season Record | 30-10-9 |
| 4th |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Won 1 |
| 16-12-1 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
16-3-5 |
| 7-3-0 |
Last 10 | 4-2-4 |
| +16 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +43 |
| 2.59 (23) |
Goals Per Game | 3.29 (3) |
| 2.35 (3) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.35 (4) |
| 1.16 (6) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.32 (3) |
| 14.2 (27) |
Power Play % |
23.9 (3) |
| 84.9 (5) |
Penalty Kill % |
83.9 (8) |
| 28.6 (25) |
Shots Per Game | 32.5 (6) |
| 30.2 (16) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.6 (19) |
| 75.0 (10) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 78.1 (7) |
| 68.2 (24) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 91.3 (5) |
| 83.3 (21) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 88.5 (17) |
| 50.2 (14) |
Faceoffs % | 55.9 (1) |
| 9.1 (3) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.9 (11) |
| NHL.com |
OK, so right off the hop the biggest storyline for this game is Dan Hamhuis playing against his former team for the first time. The Canucks will play the Preds 3 more times after the All Star Break (which is a 5-day rest for the Nucks, by the way). Nashville drafted Hammer in the first round, 12th overall in 2001. He played 6 seasons with the Predators, missing only a handful of games in the process. Hammer was active in the Nashville community and enjoyed his time there immensely. But a move closer to home was in the cards.
Coming in at #2: Shane O'Brien's return to Vancouver!!! Woo?? No not really. I don't miss the guy one bit.
As for the game, odds are, judging by the Preds' defensive stats above, that this game could be a close one. The Preds are not getting superb scoring stats from their forwards but play a tight defensive style to make up for it. I enjoy watching a strict defensive team play against the high-flying Canucks, only if Van can overpower the team with its smothering offensive abilities.
It's the last game before the break. Let's see if our Canucks go out with a BANG and don't go down like the Titanic.
-Whoa, the Preds have played 20 home games and 29 road games so far this season. This will be the 6th straight road game they have played. They have achieved a 3-2 record on this trip.
-Nashville, despite their recent success, has several key injuries. See below.
-Last season, as mentioned above, the Canucks and Predators each won 2 games. The teams took turns with the victories. W-L-W-L. The Canucks won the last game. It's a strange inconsistent history we have against Nashville. But the games are always entertaining.
-BTW the Canucks are in a 4-way tie for most overtime/shootout losses this season with 9. I don't hear any Canucks fans (including myself) griping about that right now. Last couple years was a different story.
LINKS
-YOU NEED TO READ THIS: The Story That Isn't: Shea Weber, Contract Negotiations, And Canadian Media. (On The Forecheck). For right or wrong, Ed Willes gets hacked. I don't care about Willes. I know that Nashville drafts like $$$ and gets great coaching from Barry Trotz, one of the longest current-serving coaches in the NHL. But if your owners are not fronting the cash to spend to the upper cap limit you are limiting your chances to win the Stanley Cup, barring a Cinderella run, more or less.
-More importantly, some Tanev love.
WHO'S HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 9 goals and 10 assists in his last 15 games.
-Ryan Kesler: 8 goals and 5 assists in his last 12.
-Henrik Sedin: 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 3.
-Alexander Edler: 3 goals and 2 assists in his last 4.
How appropriate! (H/T JJ Canuck)
COLD
-Manny Malhotra: 0 points in his last 13 games.
-Jeff Tambellini: 1 assist in his last 14.
-Raffi Torres: 1 assist in his last 7.
PREDATORS
HOT
-J.P. Dumont: 5 goals and 1 assist in his last 4 games.
-Cody Franson: 1 goal and 3 assists in his last 3.
-David Legwand: 5 goals and 2 assists in his last 9.
-Shea Weber: 3 goals and 11 assists in his last 13 games.
COLD
-Martin Erat: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 7 games.
-Marcel Goc: 1 assist in his last 7 games.
-Sergei Kostitsyn: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 8 games.
-Ryan Suter: 0 points in his last 4 games
NOTABLE INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Alex Bolduc: separated shoulder
-D Aaron Rome: MCL
-D Andrew Alberts: shoulder
-D Sami Salo: achilles tendon
PREDATORS
-F Marek Svatos: knee
-F J.P. Dumont: neck
-D Francis Boullion: upper body
-F Steve Sullivan: upper body (big f*cking surprise)
-F Jordin Tootoo: personal
-F Matthew Lombardi: concussion
VIDEO
The last time the Canucks and Predators battled:
The Green Men hassling the Preds:
Burrows and Hamhuis scrapped once:
No love between these 2 teams: Fan Cam 2008:
Watch out for that Martin Erat foo:
GO CANUCKS!
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4-2 Canucks, Kesler gwg.
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btw, Sean,
this didn’t make the main page. i only found it because i saw the Facebook post.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I’m trying to figure this out myself
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, it does that sometimes. SBNation glitch.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I'm seeing it
On the main page
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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that’s because he already fixed it.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I never even fixed it. It just appeared…like an ex-girlfriend during a make-out session
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
I hate it
When that happens
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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heheh
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
YOU PLAYAH!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
So I hold you in too high regard? Damn
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
BAH!!! Keep up the good work! Show no shame!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
YEAH!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
OK! It’s good now. Glitch
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3-2 Canucks. Raymond
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The Roxy has missed you SOB!
On that note,
3-1 Canucks
Daniel-san
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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HEY MOFOS
IM GONNA BE AT THIS GAME
I’LL BE THE GUY IN THE STICK IN RINK LUIE JERSEY
5-3 Nucks
Burrows GWG
WELCOME BACK SOB YOU COKE-CRAZED JUGGALO
WOOO!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 9:37 PM PST reply actions
Well, maybe you should do something fucked up to make it on TV!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I second this.
I say you get your GF to paint a stick-in-rink logo on your right butcheek and you moon the camera.
Or just make a super-awesome sign with the new NM logo on it. Whichever is more convenient. :P
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Not going with the girlfriend
going with a buddy of mine. Although the poster sounds like a good idea.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
No I meant that she do it before the game, not during.
Another idea: track down the green men and do some perverted dancing with them. That’ll get you noticed fer sure.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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You guys
are wackos.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
perverted dancing??
AHAHAHA
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
you know...
wear some rapist glasses and a pedophile beard and dry hump one of the green men. That perverted enough for ya? :P
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Must have been the Green Men montage up there.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
I’LL BE THE GUY IN THE STICK IN RINK LUIE JERSEY
That’s still not specific enough if you want us to find you. Any other physical feature that might distinguish you from the rest? A particular skin tone perhaps?
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
No no
Im pretty bland.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
Quick Question
Was the California flag enough to spot me at the Sharks game last week?
by The Canuck Fan on Jan 26, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I didn't see it
Weren’t you higher up?
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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
Glass seats by the Canucks bench
as seen here
and here
I damn well know the flag was on TV a bunch as the camera panned by following play. Those were the best “close-ups”
by The Canuck Fan on Jan 26, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
More pics!
Manny Malhotra has the blackest eyes ever. I think if he stared at me long enough he’d transport me to another dimension.
my failed attempt to be Jeff vinnick
This one is my background on my laptop right now. I have it in full size and full resolution, not lame-ass FB cropped version if you’re interested
and finally.. Luongo trying to poop on the ice
by The Canuck Fan on Jan 26, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Awesome!
Don’t stare too deeply into manny’s eyes…
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Good god if you were any closer AV would have called your number for a couple of shifts
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 26, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
old school no helmet
Just the way some people want to go back to.
by The Canuck Fan on Jan 26, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Dude! Make a fan post of this. I’ll front-page it
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
I had to split it
Into two parts. It stopped letting me upload images after so many, so I did part 2.
by The Canuck Fan on Jan 26, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
prediction and correction
5-2 Canucks and Samuelsson has scored 1 goal in the last 13. He scored vs. Dallas last night
and Samuelsson has scored 1 goal in the last 13. He scored vs. Dallas last night
Sorry, what are you correcting?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
I don’t get it either
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
it just…gets old, you know?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
the whole Roxy thing.
happened way before he was let go.
yawn
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
Well.. NO
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not on board with SOB Roxy jokes or Welly fat jokes. Not my thang
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, and I already called SOB a shitbag WAY before the ROXY
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
I think he finds himself a little pudgy and enjoys the roxy a little too much, as well.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Jan 25, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Here is a great post on the Roxy
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
three posts in a row
did I touch a nerve?
You give yourself too much credit
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
And this is my 3rd consecutive post again: I added a Roxy flu to the original post.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHA
If he [Shane O’Brien] does decide to pay the Roxy a visit, I’m sure there will be no shortage of Vancouver sluts puckbunnies there waiting for him.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
well you fail
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
What?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
look closely
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
fukker :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, nice link. I’ve also heard similar things about Montreal being a bad place to arrive early, but it’s not attributed to only one bar.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Jan 25, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
the Stars “presumably” being there before last game is a bit overboard though
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
There should be no shortage of that if it did happen on the interwebs, given how most Vancouver-ites follow hockey enough to recognize even players from out-of-town.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
2-0 Canucks.
Daniel Sedin with the penultimate and GWG.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
correction
please disregard my correction. I misread the stat, I saw Malhotra’s name and thought he scored last night but I was thinking of Samuelsson’s goal
I was wondering! :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
okay I try not to do this much anymore
But TWSS
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That one was a pretty juicy one…hanging over the plate… ;-)
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
I laughed
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
3-2 Nucks
Let’s say Burrows gets the empty-netter. Booyah.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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An empty netter
in a 2-2 tie game? Nashville must be stupid as fuck.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
OOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe nucklord’s predicting Burrows gets credit for a puck being played into Nashville’s open net on a delayed penalty. Now that’s a gutsy call.
that is a prediction that is beyond a prediction in awesomeness
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
and I will give him that if it happens
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
you guys....
are giving me way too much credit. thanks. :P
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
no, my friend.
it is I who is stupid as fuck. i blame it on the late workout i am just winding down from; head’s still pretty dizzy.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
fohgettabouttit
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
Alternative explanation
Predators are down by 1, pull their goalie early, and Burrows scores an empty-netter .
Predators come right back, and score shortly after the ensuing face-off, but run out of time. Voila! 3-2, Burrows GWG, on an empty-netter!
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
Off-topic
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:15 PM PST reply actions
I like this one
Jay Sheridan being in Springfield to help with the Film Fest’ was a nice touch…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
ahahahah
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
3-1 canucks
Daniel
I’m probably going to miss the game or at least most of it as I will be at a Decemberists concert
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 10:23 PM PST reply actions
what’s a game thread without a BT rambunctious takeover?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
twas fun, dude.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
It’s not December anymore.
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i'm not a fan
of the januaryists though
so i make do
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions
3-2 good guys
dank gets the winner and passes everybody else in canucks history.
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3-2 Canucks. Daniel. We’d win by more if Nashville would just trade for Steve Ott’s goal-tastic left foot.
as an aside: I’ve never been less impressed with a 7-1 win than the other night’s.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions
really? JESUS!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2011 1:03 AM PST up reply actions
Van had every bounce go their way. They did play some nice defense to protect the big lead, but that just wasn’t a “win-by-six” type of game.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions
WAT
I don’t understand.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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4-0 canucks, edler gwg
Lots of ado about the roxy on this thread… We’re going to be sanding and finishing the dancefloor there. If anyone goes by sometime after thursday, it’d be cool to know how you like it! :p
by kiyotok on Jan 26, 2011 12:36 AM PST via mobile reply actions
4-2 Nuts
Danky winnuh
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 26, 2011 2:29 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Let's try it again: 6-1 Canucks, Kesler
If they win 7-1 again, I’m predicting 6-1 every game for the rest of the year.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
You know
I have been submitting a prediction every game this season and have yet to record a single point…
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
I would highly recommend checking out the Score Predicting Wizardry Handbook written by our very own Semi_Colon. I have it bookmarked to refer to every once in a while.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
read it
Its probably something along the lines of predicted the same score every game.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Yeah, that could be it. :)
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
/blush
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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The fool dares to put down by 4-2 commitment
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
Hey, how many times has it happened? Yeah, not many! Like I predicted!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Like Ipredicted!
The correct terminology would be ‘calculated based on statistical probability’, but you did go through the effort of gathering up all the data and analyzing it. I’ll let you off with a warning this time. ‘Predicted’ is getting awfully close to ‘prophesied’.
/end joke
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
3-2 Canucks
Kesler GWG
Anyone else notice that in the frame where Horatio pulls out his sunglass to put them on, HE’S ALREADY WEARING A PAIR!
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
...
?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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4-2 Preds, Weber gwg
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
Was all set to call u a numbskull
then realized that you’re visiting from the enemy. So I guess it’s just bad indoctrination. :P
Welcome.
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We can call him out for the picture fail though!
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picture shows up fine for me.
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions
here you go
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
One shot and a pull down? Y’all need some better .gifs.
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Kesler giving up 45 pounds and probably around 3-4 inches.
Does that come into the equation.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Rypien.
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"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
True. But Rypien is a beast when it comes to fights. He took on Hal Gill for crying out loud. That’s probably like 8 inches and 60 pounds… and Gill got his ass handed to him.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
That fight endeared me to Rypien. So great.
by The Canuck Fan on Jan 26, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
David and Goliath. I like one of the comments on the video… “someone get him a ladder.” Haha
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
I’d heard he was in MMA before hockey. Does anyone know if this is true?
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
QUIT BRINGING UP FACTS, GOSH. :p
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
not only am I the enemy
but I write about them, too. Extra, super dangerous.
And annoying.
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 8:08 AM PST up reply actions
yeah
this is not numbskull
this is a potential convert
we should attempt indoctrination
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
Ah, hahahahahahaha.
breathes
Hahahaahahahahahahaha.
No.
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
It was worth a shot.
You are always welcome, as either fan or foe.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
by Jevant on Jan 26, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for accuracy
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your desc.
indicates recent convert to the addiction of hockey…do tell… what brought you over?
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Five years ago, some friends gifted me tickets to an Atlanta Thrashers preseason game. I was astounded at how much better the sport was live, and how it captured everything that I like about football, basketball, soccer, and baseball, and rolled it all into one sport. I was head over heels in love.
I’m from Nashville, and live there now, so the team was an easy choice. Being a journalism student lead me to write about the Predators in addition to being a fan.
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
if Chris Burton is going to be converted into a fan of another team, that team would likely be the Caps. he’s at Japer’s Rink too much. seriously, look at his profile page, 5 times more comments at JR than at his own home of OTF…..
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Not sure how you would be an authority on what would be “too much” for me, and secondly, Japers’ Rink is a) the best place on the web to talk hockey that I can find and b) infinitely more active during the day than OtF – it lends itself to those gaudy comment numbers.
"The second violinist in a symphony is a special musician, but her name rarely appears in print." - Brian Burke on Ryan Suter.
by Chris Burton on Jan 26, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
yes, i know, all your points are very true. i’m just saying.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
so what we've learned from this exchange:
missy’s mysterious boyfriend: not chris burton
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
Not YET
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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
and they like to do it
near the victoria harbour
per my joke the other night
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Wow
Missed that somehow. Apparently it must have been quite the game thread.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
nah
let him find it himself.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Hrmm
Going and finding seems way too creepy. Asking for retelling seems way too creepy.
So either way, I’m going to let this one slide.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
creepy
is something i have no problem with
so here goes
(joke was in the context of a discussion about Canadian vs. American beer)
miller lite reminds me of what missy and her boyfriend will be doing in victoria harbour tonight
…
…
…
…
fucking close to water
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
so good
I’ll rec it the second time too
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recced again, because it’s awesome.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
I just realized
What the hell am I going to do this weekend? No hockey, no football, I think the Australian open is over…IT’S A SPORTS BLACK HOLE
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Is this a subtle jab at the asg?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Jan 26, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions
I didn’t find it that subtle…I assumed it was a blatant jab…haha.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
What is this
ASG
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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a game where a bunch of people
normally not lucky enough to be on the Keslord’s team
get to be on the Keslord’s team
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
nice
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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
Australian Open finals should still be on. At least on Saturday for sure.
Or you can pick up soccer =D
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
i’ve got several weeks’ worth of ‘batin’ to catch up on.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
...
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
good god man!
Seriously… it’s my job to cross the line by exhorbitant amounts around here. Also, several weeks? Geezus u need you’re own room or something.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Passive Voice, indeed.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 26, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
BAHAHAHA
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
if i can make just one ethnically-exotic young man laugh, well, it was all worth it.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
I’m going to petition for a pt here, if only the GWG was scored by his injury replacement. Nice first game for Sweatt.
uh, that’s an intriguing idea, but I don’t make up new rules halfway through a season
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 27, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Canucks 2-1
Dank = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Ole!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 27, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
All you twits
GMMG is doing a “live twitter Q&A” this morning at 9am. Tweet him a question @GMMikeGillis – maybe he’ll honour you with a response.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 8:22 AM PST reply actions
Arby_18 got a question answered
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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Tail between my legs, I’ve come back to make my prediction.
3-2 Canucks, Burrows with the winner. If they lose again…I’ll never predict them to win again! Okay that’s a lie.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 26, 2011 8:47 AM PST reply actions
By the way
I love Rogers. What a dynamite company. Just called cause my phone has been acting up. Inquired about canceling my account to go over to Telus so I could get an iPhone 4 for less than full price. Even though I am only half way through my most recent contract they decided that to keep me they would sell me a new iPhone at the promo price to keep me from leaving. Hello new iPhone 4 for the low price of 159 dollars!!!!!
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions
Whoa what
Maybe I should switch to Rogers. I was fully anticipating that to be a sarcastic “I love Rogers”.
My current plan is up in the summer and I’m thinking about finally upgrading to one these “smart” phones
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the thing about competition is that, if you mention an awesome deal their competitor has, they will most likely try to match or better it.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I didn't mention any deals
I just said that it might be cheaper to cancel my plan and start a new one with Telus than to buy a new iPhone4 outright. And he immediately said he would be willing to do the promo price for me. I think the key is that I have been with Rogers for about 6 or 7 years and I always pay my bill on time. They tend to want to hang on to customers like me.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
BC, right?
I wonder if that’s because you live in BC and Rogers is trying to really bust into the market.
Living in Ontario, “Rogers” is generally a 6-letter curse word.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
lol rogers has
market share much beyond bell and somewhat beyond telus in BC (er…at least in the GVRD), so, no that’s probably not it. more likely a good long term customer and a rep with some customer service skills (rare as that is).
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Grumble
…I always thought it was Shaw being the big dog out there.
Anyways, apparently my 11 years of Rogers customership (including the last 5 with all 4 services they offer) isn’t enough for me to get anything other than rapidly increasing fees.
Section, maybe you can send me the name of the rep you were dealing with.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
shaw provides cable
but not wireless.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
????
my wireless is through Shaw…..
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
cell phone? no.
Not wireless internet.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
So confused now...
…you BC people need to get your act in gear.
Since I now am interested, does Shaw provide cell phone service?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
landlines, yes.
cell phones, not quite sure, doubt it.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
they don't
they won a license last year but have not implemented a network. I predict they’re waiting for wind or someone to get in trouble and buy that network.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
then where the hell is my internet coming from for my laptop? this entire house is Shaw?
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
omg missy
pay attention: We’re talking about cell phones, we’re NOT talking about wireless internet.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
hey now
missy is just being missy
lay off
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
oh, okay then, nvm. i’m used to “wireless” meaning wireless internet.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
yes
when i said Not wireless internet I meant we’re not talking about wireless internet. Text based communication is the nutz!
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
this is wireless
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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technically,
that’s cordless. It doesn’t reach the phone lines from a wireless method, it reaches the base.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
oh, okay
for me, that’s still just a landline, i just call that a “cordless” phone.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
this is also wireless
the old fashion way
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
heheheheheheh
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Why are people talking to each other without any sort of mobile device? What form of archaic communication is this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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it is the world before Alexander Graham Bell.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
i'm not sure where the photo is from
but it appears chuckles canuckles is in it
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
They also
Have Sean there in the middle
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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lol
sean doesn’t look that young.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
also, that dude doesn’t have a drink in his hands
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Obviously
I’m not facing the camera.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
It's
A very ethnicly proper picture
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I'm taller
than 5’1 though!
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 27, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
I dont have
stupid hair like that.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
I was not expecting to spark
whatever the hell that conversation was with a simple comment about Rogers being awesome.
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
You clearly underestimated the willingness of people here to go OT at the drop of a hat
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I wasn't even sure
if anyone would care enough to reply.
We are a strange bunch.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
That’s putting it mildly
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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if we cant go OT
occasionally here, we don’t truly have a community.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
I am
getting a little misty here Twitchy.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
we're one small step
from a group hug…someone better yoatify this soon…
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
cuz
i don’t like to be touched
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
cheers
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Haha I have no problems with it whatsoever.
I do more than my fair share of leading it.
The putting it mildly was more referring to us being strange
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Section
Did you sign a new plan though?
Frequent visitor to Nucks Misconduct.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Nope
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously? Man, I think you lucked out on your CR rep. I’ve been with them for 7 years too and I got nothing near that kind of treatment. Nice work.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Maybe I did
but they’ve been good to me before. Maybe I am paying way too much every month and they don’t want to lose a fish like me? But I will worry about that in about a month after my phone gets here.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
No new contract? I’d pay the 199 or whatever the “full price” is for the iPhone any day.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
They love me at Rogers
and I love them. What can I say?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
It must be
Because of your charm
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Oh yeah
you are probably right. Hadn’t thought of that.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Well that settles that
Conroy’s going to retire.
Certainly shuts me up :)
Thomas Gradin Ring of Honour banner
Nice morning, took a photo-op detour past the arena.
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Hot damn it looks nice there right now
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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yeah
that makes me angry
snowing and slushy and gross in nyc right now
grumble grumble
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Hopefully not skull-numbingly cold, though.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 26, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
numb-skullingly?
surprised BT didn’t jump on that one. :)
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
play on words. since you’re the resident numbskull enforcer.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
i thought reggie
did that in the first place!
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
I think nucklord was expecting more of a reaction out of you for that.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 26, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
He’s taught his minions well. We numb-skull by committee now.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
Bum-llunkss!
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 26, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
noooooooooooooooooo
@reidder
Kristin Reid
Alex Edler is a game time decision tonight with back spasms. Lee Sweatt will play if he can’t go
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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=O
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Good thing he’ll get a rest over the all star break I guess. Could be worse!
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 26, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
It's ok
it’s january…get em out of the way now.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
if he's hurt
rest him
this game isn’t worth it
i’m unconcerned, it’d be a good test for us
does this promote Juice on the No. 1 PP?
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Also I kind of want to see Sweatt in action.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
exactly
nice to show the kids what can happen
if they play well
that they really have a chance to crack the lineup
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
SWEATTY ACTION!
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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My back would act up too if it was carrying 22 other players!
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 26, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
HAHA
What a joke the ASG is. They just added Jamie McBain and PK Subban to the ASG as injury replacements.
How the heck are those guys there ahead of Edler?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
it's silly
but probably because the canucks have 3 already?
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 26, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
Obviously a host thing, I think
McBain (and Skinner) make it 4 Canes. That’s the ONLY defence for McBain.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I want McBain on my team
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by Yankee Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
yes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
they will already be there over the weekend
as part of the rookies event
the nhl said it would replace hole with rookies
hence no edler
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Stastny was just added too..
…and Yandle (who should have been there in the first place).
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
well then
who knows
and edler with his back hurting may not have wanted to in the first place?
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 26, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Good point
But they can still name him and then he doesn’t play.
That’s why half of the NFL are “Pro Bowlers” by the time they finish with all the alternates.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
God the Pro Bowl is such a joke
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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...
I’ll still watch it.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
MCBAIN
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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4-2 Canucks
Kesler
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
I just noticed I’m on the scoreboard with 1 point! That’s actually my first point ever, I think. Wow, I really stink at prognosticating.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 26, 2011 2:53 PM PST reply actions
gotta start somewhere. :)
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
3-1 Nucks
Kesler FTW.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 2:56 PM PST reply actions
By the way check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_KTRg-B9C0
If you like music I think you’ll like this…thanks to McGloveSave for tipping me off. Loving this tune.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 2:57 PM PST reply actions
I like everything about it
-drums, guitar, mix, lyrics, even the bass sound is cool. Yup like everything about it…. except the singer’s voice. Which takes it outta my breadbasket.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I love his voice
that’s too bad you don’t like it. I think he’s got just a little Kelly Jones from Stereophonics to him which I like.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 27, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
From the Kurtenblog
which is why we joke that he should play with a cigarette dangling from his mouth because he’s so damn cool. We also assume he can start a jukebox by kicking it. Occasionally, he causes us to swoon.
Someone should really photoshop Bieksa as the Fonz.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 26, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions
I’m going to rec this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Agreed
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 27, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
2-0 Canucks
Gonna be a close one. Kesler scores first. Malholtra scores empty netter.
Well, Im off to the game. Don't have too much fun in the gamethread.
GO CANUCKS GO
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 5:11 PM PST reply actions
STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER
She likes brown guys anway
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Close enough
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
I'm at the game too
Wear your luckiest sweaters and jerseys!
SOB won’t fight tonight, it’s his old team.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I wouldn't rule it out
Especially if the Canucks get up by a couple…
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
gamethread up, just didn’t make the front page properly. Yankee needs to fix it.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
5-2 Canucks
that Kesler fellow with the GWG… the wife feels that it’s gonna be 4-2 Nashville. And before y’all start callin’ her out, she was the one who turned to me watching Burr play his first game with the Canucks and said he was gonna turn out to be a huge player for the Canucks.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Thank you Burrows
for missing an empty net and keeping my 2-1 prediction intact.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
the only person to get any points at all. Well done.
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