Your Morning Coffee- Tuesday January 25
by Kent Basky on Jan 25, 2011 10:34 AM PST
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PrintColor me pissed off. That's right, I am ANGRY about last night's game. We were lead to believe this would be an epic battle of two elite teams in the Western Conference. What we got was something that should have been accompanied by 'Sweet Georgia Brown'. Okay, so I am not pissed. That may have been one of the best performances by the Canucks this season. Every single aspect of the game was dominated by the Canucks, and apart from a cringe-worthy gaffe by Henrik Sedin, if you had anything to complain about with last night's game, you complain too much. Any game where only 4 players don't make the scoresheet is a success no matter how you look at it. More after the jump...
A lot of real encouraging signs last night that this team once again is taking responsibility after some lackluster efforts, as evidenced by the play of the Captain and Ryan Kesler. Did I really see that stat that the Canucks are 17-0-1 when he scores? That's impressive. I really liked the hustle of the 4th line last night, and was happy to see Aaron Volpatti get rewarded with the beauty set up on Hank's goal. I also liked how he brushed off the Stars' Krystofer Barch when the score was around 4-1. Why take your foot off their throat at that point? A whole lotta slump busting goin' on last night, and Mikael Samuelsson had one of his better games this season, looking dangerous and more like the FU Sweden we had last season. Christopher Tanev continues to show that he may be a keeper, with some rock steady play on the backline with Keith Ballard last night, and Alexander Edler was solid once again, really starting to come into his own, that kid. And thank you, Thomas Gradin for that.
For those of you who never got to see Gradin play, he was pretty damn good. He was often overshadowed by a certain team in Edmonton (they had a couple good players on that team, eh?) so you didn't notice him in the division when they Oilers were continuously making everyone their bitches. A great skater with sweet hands, in a way very Sedin-like in the way he approached the game. Shame he didn't have a twin. It was cool to see footage of him in the blue and green original jerseys, as most recollections of him are in the V jersey. A nice tribute to one of the true beauties this club has had in it's 40 year history.
Another tough challenge tomorrow night as the Canucks welcome Shane O'Brien and the Nashville Predators to Rogers Arena in their last game before the All Star break. You know the Roxy have had this date circled on the calendar since the schedule was released, no doubt excited that the prodigal son is returning to claim his throne of sorts.
Fried Potatoes and Scrambled Eggs
The Flames have won 3 in a row, and have seemingly put any thoughts of a rebuild on hold as they now feel they can reach the playoffs. The moved out of 14th into 12th place last night, 4 points back of the 8th place Colorado Avalanche, and in a surprising move placed long time forward Craig Conroy on waivers. Not sure if they're just trying to move him down to Abbotsford or what, but this seems like the curtains are slowly closing for their one time Captain... Add Evgeni Malkin to the list of players who will not be at the All Star Game this weekend, joining Sidney Crosby, Jarome Iginla, Ales Hemsky and Tobias Enstrom of Atlanta... Lots of rumours floating around about who might get the GM's job in Ottawa next season, including TSN's Pierre MacGuire. If there is a god, he/she/it will pluck him from the airwaves and give him the task of rebuilding this sad sack squad that is starting to make the Leafs look good...
WAACH 'Cast's Band Of The Day- MIDNIGHT
A thrash/black metal band that's written a song about the Pittsburgh Steelers? Why the hell not? With the Super Bowl rapidly approaching, this Cleveland, OH based band re-worked an original song of theirs to pay tribute to their favorite team the Browns Steelers... Not a bad little ditty, very gritty and dirty. Me likey.
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@reidder
Kristin Reid
Malhotra, Torres, Samuelsson and Hansen out early before practice with Skills Coach Glenn Carnegie.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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yup
no sitting back and resting on last night’s laurels… this team is so focused. I dig it.
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Kristin
doesn’t need to work on her skills.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
she has so much skill
it’s scary
she’s pure talent
talent talent talent
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
From what I hear she has
a great clapper.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
...
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
What?
Her point shot gets through. That’s all I am saying.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Um maybe 5 years ago
the hockey players call it a clapper now. Have for a while.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
Stupid SB Nation screwing up my formatting.
Oh well. There’s a reason I don’t try pictorial examples very often.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Looks more like a dot
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Come talk to me
when we’ve lost and you aren’t about to get relegated.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Blackpool put a scare in the boys though eh?
They are my “minnow” team. I love how they play. But the right team won…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
I was never worried
I had a feeling Giggsy would come on at some point and change the game. And the Rooney/Chicharito sub was the perfect decision. The way they were playing I knew the pace of the Mexican would open the Pool defense. Wasn’t sure we would win but felt we could get back in the game.
Now I just hope the Brazilian lad is OK.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
you were not worried
Nor should you have been…this time.
Next time, you should worry, and you will worry about those Reds.
by Rooney's Tramp Stamp on Jan 25, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
No reason to worry
when you have the likes of Sir Alex around. When he is gone I might worry. Until then though……
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
4th line center
Although Glass is playing admirably at center, how would you guys feel about sniping Conroy off of waivers?
Aside from the fact that Conroy is old, and a long time Flame, he’s a well established checking forward that has tons of playoff experience. He’d be pretty good for some of our younger bottom 6 guys like Glass, Hansen, Bolduc etc.
His cap hit is very manageable too — 1 year 500k two-way. Getting him off of waivers would reduce the cap hit even more.
do. not. want.
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
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He's not a 4th liner
he’s a second or third liner who isn’t good enough to play that role anymore. We are the top team in the West why do we want the cast off from a team that’s 13th or 14th?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
He wasn’t playing very well this year. He might get a two-way contract, but I expect him to be spending some time in the AHL.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Jan 25, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
Can’t remember if you and I have tangled about this before or not, but considering that guy wins a ton of faceoffs and is super gritty and can chuck them when necessary, I cannot understand the hate.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I don’t really know how I can explain it. Might be the fact that we had career depth guys that were only really good at one or 2 aspects and those players turned out to be a major weak point in the team when it really boiled down to it.
But we’ve also tried filling those depth roles with older, past their prime skilled guys (cough Demo cough), and that hasn’t panned out either.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Trust me
If Konopka ever played a minute above the 4th line (barring injury) I’d be not very pleased. But the number 1 thing I want out of my 4th line is the ability to control the puck, and Konopka starts with the puck better than almost any 4th line C I am aware of. I suppose it might not be as much of a deal later on in the year when one of the top 3 will take every single faceoff (or almost every single one), but it helps. And having a guy who can actually play C would be good. Heaven forbid Manny goes down in a playoff game. Do you really want someone like Glass taking faceoffs on L3?
Having an extra faceoff guy with some grit to boot? I’ll take that.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Point taken again. I would be very happy with any 4th line center if they could win faceoffs, forecheck, be smart in all 3 zones, and work hard. Unfortunately the ones we’ve signed in the past either just plain suck or kept getting injured.
If Konopka can be a consistent performer given the criteria, I’d be ecstatic.
I’d also like to say that Bolduc fits my criteria pretty well, except that he’s especially injury prone.
Somewhat of a shame
If Glass keeps improving his faceoffs I like the looks of him there next year. I don’t think he’s ready to be the guy at this moment, but he’s getting there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Sometimes a depth guy is always going to be a depth guy. Like Section said, Conroy is higher liner who can’t compete there anymore, while Konopka has always done the low line centre position. And he is actually good at faceoffs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Yeah
Just because Conroy used to be a good 2nd line C doesn’t mean he’ll be a good 4th line C now. In fact, he reminds me of an older Wellwood if he was trying to play C on an energy line. Doesn’t work.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
He’s also thirty fucking nine
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Who doesn’t even have the dangles of Welly
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Ding Ding Ding
Congratulations. You’ve made the 1,000,000th Kyle Wellwood fat joke on the interwebs. Well done.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
Conroy is old, and a long time Flame
’nuff said
BIG BOLD NO.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Good god no
Just… no. A career flame? No no for the love of all that’s holy and green and blue and white, no.
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 25, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
you know who would have looked nice back there on 4th line center? (although not big enough)… morrison
i dunno
that he would have… much as i wanted him to make the team, 4th line center he’s not.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Ok
So obviously my opinion wasn’t received particularly well, and I apologize if I seemed ignorant.
We’ll just have to wait and see if MG makes a move at the deadline. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up picking up some sort 4th line C.
Hey
It’s not ignorant at all. Just because we disagree doesn’t mean we aren’t wrong, or that anyone is po’d. Lots of us have been wrong before. I desperately wanted us to sign Paul Kariya because I felt that we needed more scoring this offseason. Clearly I was badly mistaken about that.
Difference of opinion is all that is.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
FEDOROV
FEDOR FEDOROV
FEDOR FEDOROV
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
No apology needed.
You have every right to your opinion. A lot of folks have a burning hatred of all things Flame, it would seem. Myself, I just think there are better options available. Don’t ask me what they are though.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
Also, like said, you don’t have to apologize for having an opinion that is contradictory to the majority. The worst thing for a discussion is to have it devolve into Group think without any dissenting opinion
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Why…Glass has worked his ass off to learn the faceoff skills with Money.
I am quite happy with him filling that role.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
I like Glass’s smarts and toughness and I believe he’s capable of learning and developing his game tons, much as Kesler has done. I love Malhotra’s and Hansen’s and Hammer’s sticks-you could add Ballard to that list. Liking Tanev’s steadiness and Torres 4th line energy and aggression. Hope Cody makes an appearance here soon.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
by Bobby Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
...also..
have been impressed with Volpati’s decision making.
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
by Bobby Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe there’s something to having these college guys around.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
The boys are smart!
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
How do like
Them apples?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Any word on how long Alberts will be out?
Great game yesterday, but we need Alberts down the stretch. These rookies look great right now, but they are also prone to epic break-downs.
Los Angeles, CA
stretch is 6 weeks away
…let him rest for one or two more if he needs it…
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 25, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, better to rest him up rather than come back too early. At the moment we can play around with the young ’uns since we are somewhat clear of the clusterfuck lower in the standings
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
I don’t think he was put on LTIR, so he’ll probably be back after the AllStar break.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Jan 25, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
Ryan Kesler. Did I really see that stat that the Canucks are 17-0-1 when he scores?
Because I’m a crazy person, I checked. He has scored in 18 different games this season.
Jan 18th was an OT loss.
Jan 22nd was a SO loss.
So pretty close. We are 16-0-2 when he scores.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 25, 2011 11:37 AM PST reply actions
Also
I went back to the other post and checked who wrote that stat – it was Beantown. I have lawyered Beantown.
I can haz partee?
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 25, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
here you go
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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This is Beantown's shocked face.
The Cash Cab reference was a nice touch.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 25, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
Hahahaha
That was a great scene
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Do your paper!
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 25, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Yay, a gif party all for me :)
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 25, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
well i got that stat
from another site
so i never researched it myself
therefore, i am hereby attempting to deflect blame
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
That wouldn’t stand up in court
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
depends actually
on who that other site was
and how i presented the evidence
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Posted this in the other thread
But it’s so nice I’ll put it twice
@mozy19
Richard Loat
RT @patersonjeff: 21 of Kesler’s 27 goals have come with #canucks up or down by 1 or tied — when game on the line. Very few ‘stat padders’
Clutch
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I hate that statistic. It’s actually not very useful at all.
I bet that the Canucks win a lot of games when Torres scores too.
Glad they are putting their foot down
@KatieStrangNYI: BREAKING: #Isles are suspending Evgeni Nabokov for his refusal to report
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Good for them
Nabokov is an idiot for not reporting. Better would be for him to show up, be a good citizen, and figure out a loophole with Snow to get out of the situation. Or just stay there. He was the one that wanted $6m in the offseason and completely misjudged the market.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
has so
did anyone watch burr on breakfast television this morning?
anyone?
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 2:00 PM PST reply actions
linky linky
When he’s speaking about fans, he clearly is specifically talking to Chuckles.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 25, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
I slept in instead.
I think Im coming down with something.
Will watch video after lecture though.
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
’ockey love ’urts. Love it.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Jan 25, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
It’s funny that you mention if we complained about last night then we complain too much. A friend on facebook was complaining about how in a blowout game that Luongo could still let in a “beachball”. I guess it was a reference to the only goal he let in. I wasn’t able to watch the game so I didn’t see the goal. However, I guess there’s just no pleasing some Canucks “fans”.
Your friend is wrong
Richie dangled Luie, badly. It wasn’t a beachball. You want to see a beachball?
FUCK YOU CLOUTS
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it was a turnover into a one on zero fake slapshot deke to the backhand. How is that a beachball? I can’t believe your “friend” complains about the one goal against in a 7-1 victory. The mistake was on Hank and he made up for it, not Lu.
P.S. This friend has lost all credibility and never again shall his option be considered
tell your friend
to come see me, I have something for him to catch
:p
growing oh so weary of these cant do any damn thing to please them ‘fans’
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
Taylor just said that if Danny wins the Hart, it would be “creepy,” and that there would probably be an investigation about it.8)
"Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?" - Carmela Soprano
Just wanted to say I just watched the “Modern Warfare” episode of Community.
It has jumped from a top 25 comedy to a top 5 comedy.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/
Great episode
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Epic episode
Chang is fantastic in that episode.
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
Last week's Chang puns
were cracking me up.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 25, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
Puck Daddy has an interesting article on the current Vegas odds
Interesting stuff, but if you bet on the Canucks to win the Cup at season’s start, you would be in line for almost twice as much money as if you put the money down in Vegas today.
For comparison, Pitt and Philly also improved ( check out how the Hawks and Caps changed too ), but not nearly as much. Pitt went from 7-1 to 5-1.
;-)
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OT
Justin Avezedo is a dick. Just saying.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
Sorry
Azevedo. Still a dick.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
Link?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
Nevermind, I seen it.
Worry not, we’ll be sitting pretty at the top while the Failmes languish in the cellar for years.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
In case anybody else is interested. What a fucking asshole. I hope Mr. Azevedo and his sense of humour will soon be re-united.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
You should post
one of Semi’s standings picture over there.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
in fact
don’t post any other comments. Everytime someone bitches at you, post a picture of the standings in reply. Then wait to see howl long it takes for someone to say 1989. We can even take bets to see how long it takes.
I don’t even engage those folk any more. As long as they play nice over here …I could give a fuck. But no way anyone would listen to Smo’ or anyone else’s logic there.
Justin sounded a little overboard there. What can you do? Just move along…nothing to see here…
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i never go there anymore, not since i nearly got myself banned after they were officially eliminated from playoff contention last year. i rubbed it in a little too hard, i think…..
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nvm, just found it in my old sig. ahh, good times:
Press release: This year’s official Battle of Alberta will still be held as planned on April 14th at the River Bend Golf Course in Red Deer.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
missy
getting banned from SBN blogs!?? How is that possible
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i haven’t been banned yet, i just got really close.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Yeah…but thats funny. I remember that quote…it was good.
They didn’t like it? ;-)
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those flames guys
are ban happy. It’s cuz they’re flames fans. Hence a slightly lower life form on the evolutionary scale. Above monkeys and arcade fire fans, mind you.
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Why did you have to insult CC while you’re at it. And comparing him to monkeys too.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
Hahaha
I see what you did here.
Fuck Arcade Fire.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, isn't it
kesrows birthday today? If so, happy birthday!
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and why exactly would the Florida Panthers get control of dark matter?
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Also
Didn’t know “shadow” was an element. Update your periodic tables everyone!
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also
Talk about contradictions. If he’s fun loving, why is he controlling shadow and dark matter? Is this like the fun loving guy down the street who always hangs out in the alley and calls out “hey you boy” when I walk by?
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Digs black comedies like Thank You for Smoking.
Nephew of the Black Panther, father born in the made up country of Wakanda.
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Wakanda
I know a guy from there.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
"Controls dark matter"
that should pretty clearly be the Atlanta Thrasher. BOOM.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2011 12:05 AM PST up reply actions
LOL
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
Alexander Edler
This guy is getting exponentially better each year. Went from 20 pts to 37 pts to 42 pts and now on pace for 53 pts. What I’d like to see out of him is more of Game 1 vs LA last year. He was absolutely the most dominant player on the ice that game. And the best part? He’s only 24! Definitely worth the 3.25mil this year (and the next two years)…
He was a human torpedo again last night too, threw a couple of big open ice hits
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I missed the first period of last night’s game but heard he laid a devastating and debilitating hit on Wandell…
If he plays physical like that consistently, I believe he’ll reach Norris Trophy levels.
Lids
next gen
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
Just a little math note...
if he started at 20 and was growing exponentially better, he’d be on target for 25,600,000,000 pts this year. Just sayin…
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too much time on your hands there Twitch?
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 25, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
well
if 3.7 seconds or so is a lot of time, i guess.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 25, 2011 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
Not exactly
Just because it’s exponential doesn’t necessary it’s an exponent of 2…
Based on his learning curve, if he keeps this up, he’ll be on pace for 65 pts next year
so he's improving
in a linear model, not an exponential one.
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Of course
If we want to get technical it depends on the value of k you’re using in your exponent
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does not detract
from awesomeness
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Not at all.
I love how in the third pic he is putting a pair of shades OVER another pair already on his head. He don’t mess around.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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this gets buried in a comments thread? Ah man! So unfortunate! Well done
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
I added it to the Preds-Canucks preview post. Thanks!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Ya man, Horatio’s the shiznat.
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When did the “tilt” between Kulemin and Gleason happen?
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hurr durr
TSN overblow story
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
Meh.
I am just taking issue with how much crap Gleason’s taking for it. So what if Kulimen isn’t a fighter? He shouldn’t be pushing Gleason’s face if he wasnt’ a fighter. If Kulemen instigates/continues the scuffle, he’s totally fair game.
Good job, Gleason. Thank you for contributing to what is the next chapter of Laffs schadenfreude.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 25, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
Leafs lose tonight
goddamn thats some tasty schadenfreude.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 25, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
His own coach said there was nothing wrong with it.
Tanner Glass had the best quote on the story on TSN
“He punched him 2-3 times in the head. What did he expect to happen…You have to expect to be dropped when that happens…I laughed when I saw it…”
Not a direct quote, but you get the gist. Must be tough for Kulemin. My fave part was Dion gets over there to deal with it in the arms or Cole, and the ref already has Gleason, and you see Gleason’s hands out as you can almost here him saying…
“What the fuck did you expect me to do FFS” Dion didn’t make much more of it, and neither did the Leafs.
Speaking of, what a bunch of poufters. Sorry and residual Leaf fans, but MacArthur fractured a finger earlier, and no one on the ice stepped in for him when he got in a fight when he came back to play…with a fractured finger.
Sometimes you have to say what the eff and make your move…you know? LOL
But in all seriousness, someone should have said what the eff to the extra penalties and gotten in there. That does not show a team that are together…to me anyhow.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
...any...
I hate how you type wrong but it makes a word and the spellcheck doesn’t catch it…ya know? ;-/
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Oh, and another mistake. It was Colby Armstrong, not Clark. I get those two mixed up, and only caught the first part of the game and then that on highlights later
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Yeah, but regardless Subes. Thats what douches do.
Teams that are together, someone else goes in their and stands up for their boy? Who was on the ice? Phaneuf’s pair, or Schenn’s? Beauchimen?
Someone has to. Its not incumbent on the team that is picking the fight to not go with Armstrong. He is always a willing combatant, and looked to be wanting to do it.
But I could not believe a game I left watching where the guy was hurt, I see the highlights that he fights, and no one went in and took it off his hands.
He has a fractured finger FFS. Seems someone without one should be throwing punches for him there.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Very true, but the Leafs don’t have many fighters apart from Orr. If Brown was on the ice his mustache would have wiped the floor with Downie.
Phaneuf or Beauch probably should have intervened, maybe they thought they shouldn’t since that would result in Komisarek receiving more ice time
Yesterday, Claude Lemieux was on OTR.
He said something to a similar effect too, how a rookie managed to piss off Peter Worrell, and he felt that it was his responsibility as a vet to step in and take up the fight on the rook’s behalf. (Probably a skilled rookie.. but you get his point).
C.Lemieux ended up with 23 stitches, and the rookie apologized to him after the game. He’s a douche, but you’d love to have a guy who sticks up for one of his own on your team.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 26, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
I saw that too. Downie is far from Peter Worrell.
And Armstrong is not a rookie, but geez…a broken finger!
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Fuck Downie
Dirtiest player in the league.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 26, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
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