Stars At Canucks Game Preview: Same Old Story
by Sean Zandberg on Jan 23, 2011 8:18 PM PST
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Print| STARS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | Mon. 7:00 PM PST |
TV | Sportsnet Pacific |
| Season Series | 1-0 Canucks |
Last Meeting |
4-1 Canucks (Dec. 31/10) |
| The Enemy | Defending Big D | Scoring Leaders | D. Sedin: 27-34-61 Richards: 19-37-56 |
| Stars |
Category | Canucks |
| 29-14-5 | Season Record | 29-10-9 |
| 3rd |
Conference Position | 1st |
| Lost 1 |
Streak | Lost 4 |
| 14-8-1 |
< Road Record / Home Record > |
15-3-5 |
| 7-2-1 |
Last 10 | 4-2-4 |
| +14 |
Goals For / Against +/- | +37 |
| 2.90 (10) |
Goals Per Game | 3.21 (3) |
| 2.60 (10) |
Goals Against Per Game | 2.38 (4) |
| 1.14 (7) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 1.28 (3) |
| 20.5 (11) |
Power Play % |
23.2 (3) |
| 81.0 (21) |
Penalty Kill % |
83.5 (9) |
| 27.3 (28) |
Shots Per Game | 32.4 (7) |
| 31.0 (20) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.7 (19) |
| 88.0 (1) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 77.4 (7) |
| 89.5 (6) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 90.9 (5) |
| 93.8 (8) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 88.0 (17) |
| 49.9 (18) |
Faceoffs % | 55.8 (1) |
| 14.1 (21) |
PIM's Per Game Average |
11.6 (11) |
| NHL.com |
UPDATE: Kevin Bieksa's swollen eye is improving and he may play against the Stars.
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It's a repeating record. There are still too many slumping Canucks. We all get it. 3 OT/Shootout losses in a row. Huh. It's almost comical. 7 goals scored in their last 4 games. It's also tough to get overly upset about it. They are still 3 points up on Detroit for top spot in the West and 4 points up on Dallas, who you know is going to do their damndest to inch closer on this, Thomas Gradin Ring Of Honor Night.
The Canucks look like they are running out of gas and are just trying to get to the All Star Break with their head above water.
.LINKS
-Keith Ballard kicking ass and Lee Sweatt is stoked about NHL debut. (The Province)
-Sergei Shirokov maintains a positive attitude even though he was sent back down to Manitoba. (The Province)
-The Sedins meet triplets. (Vancouver Sun)
-20 Things Overheard In The NHL War Room (Pass It To Bulis)
-Hockeython For Canucks Place (Canucks Hockey Blog)
-No sophomore jinx for Jamie Benn. (Stars Website)
WHO'S HOT / COLD
CANUCKS
HOT
-Daniel Sedin: 9 goals and 8 assists in his last 14 games.
-Ryan Kesler: 7 goals and 4 assists in his last 11.
-Henrik Sedin: 1 goal and 2 assists in his last 3.
-Alexander Edler: 3 goals and 1 assist in his last 3.
COLD
-Manny Malhotra: 0 points in his last 12 games.
-Mason Raymond: 0 points in his last 9.
-Mikael Samuelsson: 1 assist in his last 14.
-Jeff Tambellini: 0 points in his last 13.
-Raffi Torres: 0 points in his last 6.
STARS
HOT
-Brad Richards: 2 goals and 12 assists in his last 9 games.
-Jamie Benn: 4 goals and 5 assists in his last 6 games.
-Loui Eriksson: 2 goals and 10 assists in his last 11.
-James Neal: 6 goals in his last 6.
-Mike Ribeiro: 4 goals and 11 assists in his last 11.
COLD
-Jamie Langenbrunner: 1 goal and 1 assist in his last 8.
INJURIES
CANUCKS
-F Alex Bolduc: separated shoulder
-D Kevin Bieksa (eye)
-D Aaron Rome: MCL
-D Andrew Alberts: shoulder
-D Sami Salo: achilles tendon
STARS
-Toby Petersen: leg
VIDEO
-The last meeting between the two teams:
Luongo stones Modano:
Thomas Gradin....so good
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Can a brotha get a motherfaking dubya up in here?
3-1 Canucks.
Daniel winner.
Give me a good birthday present please
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Thanks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Yesh, a VV would be nice.
4-3 Canucks, Keslord ftmfw.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
It be coming my brutha, it BE coming.
This very game. 3-0. Luongo is due for a bagel, and getting sick of this S/O shit.
Lets say Mr Ryan Kesler with the goal that is designated the game winning one.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
4-2 Star.. Canucks
Kesler
Nucks Misconduct Contributor
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
prediction
3-1 canucks, dank with winner, kesler scores twice
well you can but you won’t get any points for the S/O part
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Jan 23, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
4-3 Canucks
Kes GWG.
My friend just offered me a free ticket to the Canucks vs. Nashville game on Wednesday. Fuck yeah!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 23, 2011 11:09 PM PST reply actions
Lucky bast
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:11 AM PST up reply actions
You
Stay away from my sister, y’hear!!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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She’s going to be there.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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He already has one. And she already has a boyfriend too. And I know what you did there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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CC. We should meet up before the game or something. Where are your seats? What say we look up a certain Miss Colon at the game?
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
What say we look up a certain colon
Good god man! Keep it outta the hockey thread!
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
You never know
what you will find when you look up a colon.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Are you a doctor?
the implication of your language here suggests that you have some experience in this matter.
I'm not a doctor
let’s call me an enthusiast.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
I think that’s even more disturbing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Well then....
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Way to take things out of context. I put a Miss. Colon there for a reason.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Hey whatever
name you want to give it doesn’t change how gross it is.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
but it is slightly more
heterosexual
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I am neither
implying so or …uh…dis-implying so.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
since
the thrust of the objection is based on the grossness and not the sexual orientation, your objection has been rendered moot.
lawyered.
i guess
except i didn’t object…i just commented. So you’re lawyering has been rendered unbillable hours.
logic’d!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
fuckin
lawyers :(
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
no
but they would be voidable based on irrelevance, would they not? I didn’t contract you to try to move the context of my statement from A to B, hence, I will refuse to pay you for doing so without my permission. Lawyer up!
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
you brought
irrelevant considerations into the discourse, requiring me to deal with them. I don’t determine what is relevent or not, I just bill for work which has to be done.
Billable hours.
Well,
actually I never requested nor even left the implication that there was any requirement for you to deal with said statement. In essence, you chose (without my consent even) to do some pro bono work on the comment. As we had no contract (either real or implied) the work you did was both irresponsible and unnecessary. Unbillable.
Lol this discussion is becoming yoaticious.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
Shut up
you idiot!
There we go.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
the hostility
should be more passive aggressive, and laced with subtle insults, particularly the use of quasi-derogatory names
you should know better, chuckless canuckless
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Sssubtle indeed.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Okay
grumble grumble you’re all bandwagoners grumble grumble
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
aww
too bad i can’t rec a whole sub thread.
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Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I'll be going down with a buddy of mine,
he has to pick up the tickets from his dad who lives downtown…. I think we’ll get there just as the game is starting. Sorry Vanguy. Send my regards to Semi’s sister, tell her of the Legend of CC.
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
5-1 Ehrhoff
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people!
If it ain't got a packet, go home and whack it.
I'm just a loser geek, crazy with an evil streak! -- everclear
Come on boys, its about time for a win… Let’s go with 2-1 canucks, and kes gwg
by kiyotok on Jan 23, 2011 11:47 PM PST via mobile reply actions
First of all you're a NUMBSKULL!
And is eriksson going to play? He was out last game…
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 1:06 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I have him in one of my hockey pools and it was reported that he was out due to the Flu and that was on Friday, so I’ll guess he’ll be ok to go.
I have a feeling that things might need to get worst before they’ll get better hence my prediction, but hey in this case I’ll gladly eat my words if proved wrong.
FOUR TWO CANUCKS
DANIEL WINNER
/capswillmakeitreality
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:12 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
THIS
REC’D
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Aw
Rookie mistake. Cute. :P
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Hahaha
But I’m one of the guys though :(
Doesn’t really count, haha
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
oh no
you are “one of the guys” but you are also a girl, meaning your attention > all the other guys.
Is that a compliment!
Charm even? I’m telling Section.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
I'll allow it
this time….
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
aw
I feel so pitiable.
It was done last night, while in my bed about to fall asleep, from my Opera Mini equipped smartphone.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE CANUCKS HAVE REPORTED THAT THEY ARE KICKING ASS TONIGHT.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
I use Opera Mini too wheee
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
It kicks ass.
I use it because it allows me to view websites in their full versions. The native browser doesn’t allow me to do that for some sites. Commies.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
And tabbed browsing
mmm
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
I'm a recent convert
to Opera Mini but I’m enjoying using it.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
You people and your fancy smart phones
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Put your can and string down
And at least get a Zach Morris phone, please.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
My dad had one of those
way back in the day
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Chad, pick up the cordless!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
5-2 canucks
The PP will return to form, dank GWG.
Now, tell me, why the hell am I awake? Yeesh
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 1:08 AM PST via mobile reply actions
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRENEMY
SEMI_COLON
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 1:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday all around :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
by eleccy on Jan 24, 2011 3:38 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
wooo!
Thanks Ms seven!
And sweet cake eleccy.
And Happy co-birthday marcNess
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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yes!
Happy Birthday again!!!
Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Crosby for Hart.......Letang for the Norris ..........KesLord for Selke.
And Sid, get well soon!
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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 24, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Happy Birthday Semi. They gotta win one for you now.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
They’d better. Or else it’s going to be a rough morning tomorrow…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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happy b-day!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Happy birthday Semi
May you never grow old.
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
What do you mean
I am ageless
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Happy B day Semi
may your colon never desert you!!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks Section
I’ll make sure I keep a hold of it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
3-2 Canucks
Kesler
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
THEY LOST TO THE FUCKING fLAMES!!!!
so they better redeem. 5-1 Vancouver, Daniel Sedin-icism.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
Happy birthday
to marcness (late) and semi colonoscopy (early)! Drink!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I propose moving Jamie Langenbrunner from the “Cold” area to the “sucks”
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
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by Karina on Jan 24, 2011 8:46 AM PST reply actions
Ha!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Wait, they sent Shirokov down to the AHL?
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
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by Karina on Jan 24, 2011 9:03 AM PST reply actions
Yeah, I’m not really sure on that one either. Was hoping they’d give him more of a chance. But I guess with Bieksa possibly out and having to call out L. Sweatt it might have been a cap consideration
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
ah that makes sense.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
Frivolous Ornamentation
by Karina on Jan 24, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions
It was. They reported that as the reason. He’ll be back…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
3—-2 Canucks
Tambo GWG
come one guys! get a W!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Crosby for Hart.......Letang for the Norris ..........KesLord for Selke.
And Sid, get well soon!
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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 24, 2011 9:04 AM PST reply actions
4-1 Stars, Morrow with the winner, and I shall be there to witness it in person, seated in the special Numbskull section.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
Oh, and ...
Happy birthday to semi_colon, marcness and my grandmother, who turns 94 today.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
happy birthday to gramma smo!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
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Wow! Happy birthday SnoGrams indeed!
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SmoGrams
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Wow your Grandmother has lived quite a life, wow!
Happy Birthday to her and to Semil.
But, that’s a bad pick, picking the Stars. I hate the Stars.
Bad. bad .bad.
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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 24, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
Semi.
I’m still reeling from the Steelers win yesterday. Still up in the clouds..
Hockey keeps us sane. Life would suck without it.
Let's go Pens! Let's go Canucks!
Crosby for Hart.......Letang for the Norris ..........KesLord for Selke.
And Sid, get well soon!
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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 24, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
NUMBSKULL SECTION
is located at Air Canada Centre. Please head to Toronto. Go directly to Toronto, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
You can call me names, insult me…but sending me to Toronto? Who the hell do you think you are? ;)
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
The Fairy Godmother here to make your life better?
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Frivolous Ornamentation
by Karina on Jan 24, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, after you say they’d better win one for me! NUMBSKULLLLLLL
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yeah that's
backhanded numbskullery!
a most dastardly variety of numbskull!
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Last time I called an opponent’s win… the Canucks stomped them. I’m doing it for the GREATER GOOD! I’ll take a numbskull-ing for the team.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Haven't done this in a while.
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 24, 2011 10:18 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Someone shoulda asked
for a tablet for his beeday.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
psht
Tablets are overrated…
..yet still pretty cool
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Fully cool when they’re free, bruder.
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
True, but that kind of gift is too rich for my blood
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I'll get you a diff kind of tablet
You a Tylenol or Advil man?
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
I could have used one of those yesterday
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Good answer.
Did it answer my question? Not in the least, bahaha.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
I'm working on my politician skills
Whatever brand Ibuprofen is. I’ll be damned if I’m going to buy a named brand when I can get the exact same thing for much much cheaper
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Nice_Save
But duh, generic FTW.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Politician skills
well done sir.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
my girlfriend
got an i-Pad for christmas. From a male friend. Who isn’t me. I bought her socks. Other dude: 1 Twitchy: 0
No, j/k I didn’t buy her JUST socks, but still…some dude bought her a 600$ christmas present! What’s worse, cuz I get to play with it, I’M GLAD HE DID!
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
Really??
I don’t know how I would feel about that…
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heh
well then you know how I feel about it…
Of course, the size of allowable platonic gift is proportional to income levels of all involved, and although this mancode breaking douchebottle is straddling the line, we’re not in condemnation territory. But I still think he’s a mancode breaking douchebottle.
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by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
I would agree with you.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Absolutely. Then again, it would be somewhat absolved if he got his own girlfriend some 2K jewelry for example.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think so. He’d still be a dick for buying someone else’s GF a much more expensive gift than the her guy could’ve got her
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…… Ya. I wouldn’t know what to feel either..
Come to think of it.. I don’t think i could take that myself.
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
To chime in for a female perspective, he’s a dickhead. Carry on.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
meh
it was a dickhead thing on his part, possibly… but then again, maybe he one it or was gifted it or something… at the end of the day, it’s important to have a bit of faith in her, and he can be as big a douche as he wants…whatever.
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Oh for sure, you have to have faith in your girlfriend, and you do both get to enjoy the gift in any case. He’s still a dickhead though.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
well hey now
i spent somewhat more than that… but he doesn’t have his own g/f and i know he had designs on her at one point…
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I think your g/f should have declined the gift, personally
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Sean Z
the don speaks the truth.
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by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
And the fact that she did accept it may speak volumes about her, Twitch. I’m sorry but I tend to be blunt.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Do you want us to break his legs?
Seriously I have a Nike Bauer hockey stick that needs to be used.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Why are you not using it for playing hockey??? C’mon!
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I use it for shinny
It has lasted me more than any other hockey stick I have ever owned. Nike makes good stuff.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
I have an old wooden SherWoode
with tape all the way down the handle. Once we are done brutalizing him we peel the tape off and burn it no evidence.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
All the way down the handle?
I use minimal hockey tape on my stick. I feel like it helps with my stickhandling.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
I don't have time for hockey
so I play floor hockey once a week. And I wanted to have the most ridiculous stick. Mission Accomplished again!!!!
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
This all depends on how hot she is Twitchy
all rules go out the window if she is an 8.5 or higher. ;-)
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
yeah well
keep in mind i’m over 40…
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Oh yeah
so your lucky if anyone is willing to spend your last few years with you. ;-)
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
Had a similar problem a bit ago. My recent ex was 29, and I am in the 40’s too ( don’t judge folks!)
Had to be a little more lenient in regards to the green eyed monster. Not everyone is going to get that the age was just a number to us…and she is a hotty too.
Free IPad to play with( bonus! )…I’d just keep a surreptitious eye on em ! ;-)
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Whats her number?
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
BOOM
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
Ha!
She got together with someone else already…well…sorta…not sure…we still talk, but she wants to “keep my options open”.
Still has my number for late nights too. Sorry bud…
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Are you really gonna put up with that?
At your age? You can’t wait around for some girl to figure her shit out. ;-)
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Section is right
Put your foot down, Daniel.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Well, he could...
or he could leave it the way it is and get the occasional drunk booty call. I’d think he prefers the latter.
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Yeah cause dying alone
is worth the occasional booty call.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
Kids these days...
right Section?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
They just don't get it CC
Booty calls are great. But having someone there to make you some soup when you are sick. Or just listening when you have to vent about something. Having someone to drag you to that chick flick you secretly want to see. That’s what life is all about.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
Excellent point Section
Would you like to pound that into the head of a guy I know? j/k
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
I could pound my fists into his head
actually no I couldn’t. I’m not really tough.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
I thought
You might have been going somewhere else with that
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what about the other 362 days of the year where she nags you and you both just sit on the couch slowly turning into old people?
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe you should be more considerate
and willing to work a little harder and she wouldn’t have to nag you?
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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Oh and we are all
slowly turning into old people. All day every day. Better to have someone to enjoy it with.
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Absolutely. I think ‘Up’ illustrated that perfectly.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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That movie
Was tough to watch
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The first five minutes made me sad.
I didn’t cry though WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
hard to cry..
when you know so little about the character. I think it was designed to make you sympathize with the old man and what he was about to do.
I loved ‘Kevin’. :D
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Oh, I agree completely.
I just think that this might be the preferred resolution in this situation. She can’t make up her mind = you can’t trust her to not cheat on you long-term.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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You could knock her up?
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Hah, and since when...
does that stop girls from being skanks these days? They just go and make more kids that turn into the same things their parents are. It’s a fucked up society.
I am talking about the girls that are skanks ladies, so please don’t take offense.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Having someone to drag you to that chick flick you secretly want to see.
Everything except that part, Section. haha.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
Bongo! I have options too.
Even at MY age!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
oops...Bingo! LOL
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Haha!
Nice one Section
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. But I still think he’s a mancode breaking douchebottle.
This is the problem I have with this. There’s a mancode. You don’t upstage another dude in front of his other half unless a) you are her dad or b) you are her brother (and even then…)
I vindicate you feeling pissed at him regardless of any of his “extenuating circumstances.”
he didn't upstage me
but he mad overstepped
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WAWAWEEWA
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
Stars 3-2 and Ribeiro with the winner because I hate him so of course he’ll score.
Don’t think the Canucks will continue their winning ways until after the all star break.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 10:59 AM PST reply actions
I think
s&l is female, so do we refer to her as Super Numbskullette?
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
apparently
She’s not sunshine and lollipops…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Love it!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Not for the last 10 games I’m not.
Car accident + e coli + canucks losing + steelers winning = angry sunshine
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
numbskulls have no gender
they are pure numbskull and nothing more
NUMBSKULL!
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
Whoah!
Sweet new logo guys. Who came up with that one?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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New Logo
is win! +1 yank-berg
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I kinda like the old one better, though this one is fine.
Old:
New:
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 11:29 AM PST reply actions
old one is brighter and crisper
imo
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
I would suggest
whitening the text to make it brighter… it’s slightly off white right now, as you can see in the comparison, and that makes it kind of flat to me.
brighten the text then i will stamp approval.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
The new one
is less Stalin propaganda-looking.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
New Logo = new mojo. Take it to the back
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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Oh man
I totally meant take it to the bank
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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lol
this thread is all about the butt today! vancouverguy looking up colons, u taking it to the back…jeez
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
The grossness has taken over the numbskullery. I’m off the hook!
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
if we lose
and it costs us the playoffs, you’ll probably be blamed for years to come. In the canucks 80th anniversary coffee table book there’ll be a whole chapter on you.
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
by Twitchy2010 on Jan 24, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Nah, it’ll be blamed on whichever Province writer starts talking about parade routes first.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
that if that happens, the first person to be blamed will be the coaching staff, then you, then the press, who we all don’t take very seriously anyways.
I’m number 2! I’m number 2! That doesn’t sound so good when you say it out loud surprisingly.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
I chose to ignore that part. Thanks for bringing it up again.
heart = broken
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Hah, never mind, I was looking at it as me being lumped with the media. I was glass half empty and I shoulda been glass half full. Comprehension Fail.
heart = fixed
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions
I like the new one
because its Johnny Canucks’ arm.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
I too enjoy the plaid sleeves.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Canucks 5-4
Dank = gwg
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
You guys are ready for a breakout game
6-2 Nucks
Kesler FTW
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Thanks!
That made my day. I need a pick me up after yesterday. Rough Chicago sports day all around.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Been lurking a bit, reading the back and forth…was NOT going to jump in…but man, the debate on whether Cutler is a pussy just got way out of hand huh?
I hurt my MCL once. I could stand…and even walk. I certainly could not run, nor plant and throw a football, if so inclined, in the face of 346 lb linemen.
The loss to the Flyers afterward pales in comparison…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Notice I stayed out of all that crap too.
It’s a bit of a minefield at SCH right now. Tensions are at red alert. I saw you posted a few comments, but man it did get rough.
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Yeah, stuck a toe in…as it were, to gauge the temp…but saw the boys and girls were in self immolation mode.
;-)
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
This may sound like bullshit.
But I swear… I was cheering for Bears in the NFC and Jets in the AFC all season (my family all cheers for the Bears, and I decided to cheer for the Jets this year because I moved to New York and really liked the HBO special on them over the summer). And blammo… they both happen to make it to the Conference championship games, and blammo, they both lose. Sigh.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry Beantown
rough day for you too :(
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
Just how bad is this going to be?
All 30 superhero characters from The Guardian Project™, each representing an NHL team, will come to life in a special on-ice presentation during the second intermission. Fans in attendance at the RBC Center will get a glimpse of each of the 30 Guardians’ individual powers and collective force when all 30 unite for the first time. The unveiling, which will be released in the form of a theatrical style short, will be carried live on VERSUS in the U.S. and CBC and RDS in Canada as part of the broadcast of the NHL All-Star Game (4 pm ET).
Cheering on the Blackhawks long before "Remember the Roar" in 1993 and beyond "One Goal" which was achieved in 2010.
HAHAHAHA
…breathe….
HAHAHAHA
I might watch just to see how much of a trainwreck this is going to be
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Couldn't they have just settled for a video?
I hope they get people who can’t skate.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
i read on Puck Daddy that it’s actually a huge holograms show.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
they’re going to have that “evil force” take over the arena, and the Guardians are going to come save the fans.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
/snort
This is going to be soooo bad
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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We better have a thread
in which to fully mock this impending embarrassment. Kinda like good play by play.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
well, we do have a stories section on here titled “All-Star Games Suck”……
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I meant on the day of the ASG.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
yes, i know.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
think of the kids!! Jesus!
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
Is this karina on the downlow?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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wow, no kidding….
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
looks like her. links to the tumblr blog she has away from PPP, following Wrap Around Curl and other PPP peoples….
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
another interesting thing: i just clicked on the link to Karina’s profile page (old account), and it doesn’t work anymore…..
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
missy
On the way to applying to be a PI
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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You’ve been outed
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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you shoulda known...
gottabe_KD is karina’s twitter handle…
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity.
I did know that
Which is why I said “Karina on the downlow!”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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theatrical style short
Seems to imply to me it will be a video. Although I almost wish it would be on-ice because of the added ridiculousness
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
Kill them
kill them with fire now.
"No one is asking anyone to forget, but we have to look to the future" - Admiral William Adama
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Are you secretly a pyromaniac? You always want fire. Are you afraid of the sight of blood? Cause knives and samurai swords work too. And machetes, those things are crazy.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions
It's fitting
Because he also likes Arcade Fire
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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arcade fire
popular amongst all black males
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
LIES
ALL LIES
I feel like fire is the most effective and awesome way to destroy things you dislike.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
What if you just set a python loose on someone? That would be effective too. Have you ever held a python and felt it trying to squeeze your life out with its awesome power?
:D
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
oh no you didn’t….. haha.. did you know CC’s other phobia?
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
If that was intentional, it was genius. If it wasn’t, sunshine is on fire! :P
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Very intentional. He’ll be happy to hear I just held a python around my neck last month. They’re actually quite smooth!
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
h5
I did that too once when the circus was in town, got the pic and everything. One creepy thing is that they are cold tho.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
I hate snakes. You are aware of that.
you’ll pay for this sunshine and lollipops!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
NO
they are horrible
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
I see what you did there
well done Bean
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
I for one, am offended Beantown
Nickleback make me froth in a rage. Snakes do not. Specially my precious Shenanigans!
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
holy fuck
I just shit myself in the middle of lecture.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
Then Shenanigans
has lived up to his name!
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
I love the Halloween doll in the background too. Not ominous at all! :)
That’s a great looking python, though. Just don’t let him into your bathroom.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
He hates the bathroom
I think it’s all the white, it screws up his vision.
But it would be fun to pack him around my building, as I know a few people who are terrified of snakes, like CC is
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Yeah, a while ago here there were some reports of pythons traveling through the drains and emerging out of people’s toilet bowls. Never did find out if that was confirmed or just an urban legend.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Doubt it was
when a snake gets loose, it seeks out the warmest place it can find. Hot water tanks, under fridges. I doubt a cold pipe and water would be welcome for them
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
ah yes..
being cold-blooded and all. Cool!
Myself, I always wanted a lizard for a pet, but they are so expensive to keep! Geckos, chameleons and bearded dragons are the shiznat.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Love lizards too
have a Chinese Water Dragon as well. His name is Louie. And yes, for ‘that’ Louie
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Sweet.
I think we could be friends. :)
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
My friends snake
got out and went above their kitchen cupboards near where all the hot air went. Hot air coming from the furnace, out from the oven and off of the back of the fridge.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
Did they find it?
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
Yeah
but they had to re-do their kitchen.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Shouldn't that be
Shat myself?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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S and L
knows
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Farva...
what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct's Prodigal Son, Chief Curmudgeon, Chief Hunk, Chief Charmer and Chief Drama Queen.
"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Hope they take a run at the BBQ’d Anaheim Duck mascot intro
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
that sucks
i turn on my tv, and they’re reporting about a terrorist attack at a Moscow airport…..
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Happened this morning….. anyone played MW2 btw…. Scary coincidence?
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
It might be the Chechnyans.
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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
Nucks Misconduct's official black guy and first line center.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
new Province article says Bieksa is definitely playing.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I would like
to re-apply for membership in the Bieksa fan club.
“I’ve been hit harder than that before. My daughter has head-butted me harder and you’re naive if you think you’re going to go through your NHL career without taking a good shot or losing a fight. There’s always time for a rematch.”
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha
Well played Juice
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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By the way
I know it’s country and thus anathema to music but Jamey Johnson’s most recent album is outstanding. Even if you don’t like country I think you will enjoy it.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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"I think about it still, almost every day," Joyce says. "I don't want to be known as Jim Joyce, the guy that blew the perfect game. But I think that's inevitable." Why? "Because I'm Jim Joyce," he says, "the umpire who blew the perfect game."
by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 1:33 PM PST reply actions
i'll check it out
right after this dillinger escape plan cd finishes…although i may be a bit twitchy
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Good feeling about tonight.
Not sure why, but I feel this is the night where the offence says “enough is enough”, and goes and lights it up. Time to show the Stars who is boss.
6-1 for the good guys. Samuelsson with the GWG, and MayRay, Torres, Daniel (x2) & Ballard with the goals.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
SO....CLOSE!!!!
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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
by Sean Zandberg on Jan 25, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
This made me almost
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
DON'T CLICK THAT
IT’S BAD NEWS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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BAD NEWS
IS THE BEST KIND
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
LOUD NOISES
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
Japan's Happy Meal toys
are so much cooler.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
umm...
that’s why I don’t live in Japan.
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Senators set the dynamite and prepare to blow things up
The new general manager has not been selected yet, though interviews are planned. One possible candidate for GM, who has already been interviewed, is TSN broadcaster Pierre McGuire, himself a former NHL coach.
Globe and Mail
Published Sunday, Jan. 23, 2011 8:41PM EST
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
Melnyk said that Murray and Clouston would be staying until the end of the season.
But yeah, sounds like the Sens are finally realizing that they need to blow that shit up and start again
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If McGuire is their new GM, he can certainly cross Turco off the free-agent goalie shopping list
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
Oh jesus
If Melnyk hires McGuire I will renounce my Senators fandom.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe he thought they said MacGyver
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder what type of GM moves he would make with his “insight”.
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Got the call to the big leagues!
by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
i just hope senators players
like being touched. a lot.
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 24, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You get a big ol’ rec for that one.
by sunshine and lollipops on Jan 24, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
THATS A DOUBLE DION GORD
DID YOU SEE THAT GORD?!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
I heard
there’s a sutter or two looking for a job…
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OH GOD
NO
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
Hey gang
I was hoping to have a post up this morning but I lost power to my house (really old and crappy wiring) and didn’t get it back on until just recently…
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All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
pffft
excuses.
Really, though, your posts always enlighten and entertain. Not too shabby for an old guy! :)
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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Good article
on Nabby-Islanders situation by SBN.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 2:37 PM PST reply actions
Happy birthday Grandma Smo
Your grandson is a scholar and a gentleman sarcastic curmudgeon
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
You’re the best, Chuck. Seriously. :[
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
I do
what I can.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
Hey! Don’t mess with the SmoMeister
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Lamest. Shield. Ever.
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"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Just when you think...
they can’t get any worse. Dear god.
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Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
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and it’s all the least popular teams that are left to be revealed too. Panther, Islander, Thrasher, Duck…..
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
then again, the other 2 not named yet are the Blue and Ranger.
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Anyone think
the Islander could be a Rasta? We all know what his secret power would be….
Tell me would you kill to save a life?
Tell me would you kill to prove you're right?
that would be..
insanely awesome. “Cool Runnings” style.
Big Daddy Volpatti, aka Voltron, High Voltage, AVP, etc. NOT peppermint. F*ck.
Guns don't kill people...uh uh. I kill people...with guns.
"All your faceoffs are belong to us." - Semi_Colon
Nothing about his ability
to lie to people and waste tax money? Strange.
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by Section 312 on Jan 24, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
I like his
Jordan sneakers.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
hahaha
I like the big 0 on the shield…
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Hey everyone!
I heard that Eugene Melnyk said he will be hiring a new team to run the Sens. He’s looking for someone with heart and is an inspirational lead… OH MY GOD THE SENATOR IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT GM OF THE SENS!
What about his ability
to infuriate CC with his mediocrity?
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 24, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
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