Let the Little Ones Play: Moose vs Heat Open Thread
by missy on Jan 23, 2011 9:00 AM PST
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Update: @ManitobaMoose just tweeted me back: "Cody is in warmup with a full cage. Anticipated he will play today."
CBC has really hit the nail on the head this year by creating the program "AHL on CBC", which shows AHL games on Sunday mornings/afternoons featuring the primary farm teams for the Canadian NHL teams. Today, at 10:00 am PST (1:00 pm EST), we get to see the Manitoba Moose (baby Canucks) on the program for the first time this season, as they host the Abbotsford Heat (baby Flames).
Some pre-game reading material:
- Game preview.
- Recap from the Friday night matchup between these two teams. The Heat won the shootout in Jordan Schroeder's return.
- This game at the MTS Center is also Nolan Baumgartner Bobble-Head Day. Poor Baumer....
- Speaking of Baumer, having him as captain seems to be having a great effect on the current winning ways of this team.
- This article from the Winnipeg Free Press on Friday says that Cody Hodgson could make his return today. Another article from 14 hours ago says it's still unofficial, but looks highly likely, since he practiced on the first line with Schroeder and Sweatt yesterday and Marco Rosa is injured. I have just tweeted the Moose Twitter feed for confirmation.
- He's not one of our prospects, but knowing a bit more about Shawn Weller wouldn't hurt.
- An update on the Bill Sweatt Twitter experience.
- At the beginning of last week, the Moose signed 2 ECHL players to PTO's. Andy Brandt comes from the Gwinnett Gladiators, while Dusty Collins comes from the Ontario Reign.
- Moose roster, complete with links to individual profiles and jersey numbers for your figuring out who is who. Here's the Heat roster as well, featuring a couple familiar names.
And now a couple videos. First, some highlights from when the Moose visited the Heat back in November. Includes that vicious Aaron Volpatti hit:
Also, this little silly thing from the Moose prepping for this Sunday. Dear God, this is embarassing:
Poor Baumer.
Go Moose.
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WiebeSunSports Ken Wiebe
No sign of Lee Sweatt as Moose come out for warm-up, so it looks like he’ll be the guy called up to play for Van Mon vs Dallas Stars
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Ugh
Ugly goal let in by Lack on Friday.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 10:03 AM PST via mobile reply actions
game on
Moose in white, Weiman in net.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
yeah, oh well.,
on the upside, though, Hodgson was just on the ice.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Coffee, bagels, hockey, football..couch ’tater heaven
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
i just made my breakfast. toast, eggs, sausages, hashbrowns and tea. got back downstairs just as the anthem was ending.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
PP
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Nice saucer pass from Sweatt
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Murray scores!!!!!!!1 1-0 Moose!!!!!!!!1
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
nice start...
gonna work on an article… might be later today or tomorrow. trying to make sure I am not too angry when I write n stay focused through it all
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
great setup by Billy Sweatt.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
HIT AND FIGHT!!!!!!!!
Garth Murray lays big hit on Matt Keith, has to fight afterwards.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Truculence!!
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 10:22 AM PST via mobile reply actions
no kidding, eh?
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Murray to the dressing room. likely some serious penalties.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Wow just caught the replay that was quite the collision
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
holy hell
that was an incredible hit…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man on the Twitter
"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
and we get a PP out of that.
at least Keith wasn’t hurt as badly as Wahl….
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Good puck movement by the Moose on that PP.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 10:26 AM PST via mobile reply actions
it's AHL
what were you expecting?
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
true
they’re probably just borrowing the generic AHL feed and talking over it.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
ooooooh
they’re retiring Mike Keane’s jersey on Hockey Day in Canada.
well, CBC won’t show it, but the AHL is partaking in the huge hockey day anyways.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
end of Shark experiment.
Jay_Grossman Jay Grossman
#Canucks send Sergei Shirokov back down to #AHL Manitoba Moose
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
A little early if you ask me, they could use him to help spark the offense a bit – too many cold players right now.
Poutine & Meatballs
Ugh
How about sitting one of them cold players.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Dammit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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big hit by Desbiens!!!! ROUND 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Has there been anything official about Lee Sweatt getting called up?
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by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 10:39 AM PST via mobile reply actions
not yet. all we know is that Bieksa’s out for a while, and out of the 6 possible players to call up to replace him, Lee’s the only one not playing today.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
oh, and the Canucks play again tomorrow, so it would make sense to make the call-up today.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
The pbp guy said Sweatt wasn’t dressed, and they’ll get to why in a moment. I don’t think they ever got back to it.
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by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 10:51 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Kuzma is now saying he is on the way to Canucks. Don’t know if it is confirmation though.
This space for rent.
Make sure you wave to Shirokov on the way, Lee
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
I think these guys know they’re on national tv
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
haha, no kidding eh?
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
okay, need to shower and get ready for work during this intermission. back in a few.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Interesting contrast in speed, consistency and overall skill level flipping between this game the Hawks/Flyers on NBC.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
Online this early cause I have no life, yay.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
Chin up, eightyseven, you have so much no life in front of you
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Yay, double the loser.
I have work in a bit. I’m actually quite productive :P
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
Oh yes, you most definitely win.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t forget the Jets game starts at 3:30!
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
Oh darnicles
I’ll be at work. Oh no.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
Hmmm…for some reason the faux disappointment alarm just went off
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, what?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
back right in time for puck drop :)
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Hodgson takes a penalty
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
BotchonCanucks Jason Botchford
This makes sense > RT @Steve_May I assume that Shirokov was sent down to make room for L Sweatt due to Bieksa’s eye.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
fuck
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
aw crap
5on3
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
..and they pay the price
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
and a shortie chance for Mario!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Heat score, take 2-1 lead. fuck.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
-35 in the 'Peg
Kovalchuk not far behind at -26
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:14 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
BOOM
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 23, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
Nice of you to join us Mr. Van Winkle
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
ack, Billy just missed the net!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
no whistle for a long time here….. i need to go blowdry my hair and change!!! bus goes by for work in 25 minutes!!!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
FLOOD!!!!!
2-2
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
imagine all the fun we could have with that name if he were under a Canucks contract and was called up….
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
Who is this kid?
Let’s hope GMMG offers him a contract.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 11:30 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks, Chi-town
Zherdev makes it 2-0.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
3-0 Carter
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
+ penalty shot
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Hossa’s pretty deadly
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Well yeah
mercenaries usually are.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
Penalty shot aside it looks like the Flyers might actually have a goalie. This is not good news.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
I call him B.o.B.
Where’s Chuckles for the urban reference.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
As in the rapper
that got owned after putting Bruno Mars in his single.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Ya where is he? Last I heard, he was busily compressing hockey rage into a tiny, white-hot thermonuclear container.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Did CC implode last night?
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 12:11 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
No quite the opposite. He’s apparently decided to channel his energy into setting up a pachouli and yoga mat business on Granville Island.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions
WELLER!!!!!!!!!
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
On a nice set up.
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 11:31 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
heading to work. catch you guys later.
Nucks Misconduct co-writer, also on Twitter. Joke/sarcasm detector broken 99% of the time.
"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
ciao
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
The hustle calls
Peace out, broskis.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
Later skater
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Change of sig again?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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I thought I could get away with it
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 5:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
@reidder says Sweatt’s call up is official.
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by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 12:00 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I would assume he takes some of Juice’s minutes to get around 20. I’m interested to see how he steps up.
Poutine & Meatballs
From Blasthoff to Errorhoff. What a difference a season makes.
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by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 12:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I think we’re playing him too much. He’s certainly not responding very well to increased ATOI from last season.
I think he was always prone to errors (hence the nickname) but we’re just seeing it a lot more now.
Kinda of like how we were scrutinizing Juice the last 1-2 years.
Poutine & Meatballs
If I was a jaded and bitter hockey fan, I would almost suspect that he’s playing contract-extension poker with Gillis.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
This is sweatt
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven
He’s having quite the game today. And I see what you did, down below. ;)
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 12:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
dezbeans!
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 12:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Thank you NM
for making me look pre-occupied so I can avert creepy lurker looks on the bus.
"I think he's so good-looking, it's unbelievable."
- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 12:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
rofl
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"ryan kesler will impregnate your mouth" - Passive Voice
All jokes are now certified accurate, because nothing's funny about inaccurate humour.
by Kent Basky on Jan 23, 2011 12:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Sweet! I saw that and I’m so glad someone grabbed/posted it..so funny!!
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
Shit…I am not supposed to be a Turco fan, and I still aint…but its getting harder not to be after seeing that. Great stuff!
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Now
On to football!
two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced, just laid to waste.
by Smoboy41 on Jan 23, 2011 12:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Unpossible number of tv ads. Way to kill viewer interest, NFL.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 23, 2011 1:50 PM PST reply actions
“NOW says Palin Presidency would be Cross between Wild West and 1984”
..priceless
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
"Canadian
Border Wall"
lulz
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 23, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
To the gamers who are puzzle lovers
Solve this (note: I don’t actually know the answers).
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
A2 = Left ..pretty much stumped on the rest
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the quizshow ‘Catchphrase’ but just say what you see :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
Nope, but this is fun..just wish I knew more about video games
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
e3
Q*bert
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve never even heard of that! You’re doing better than me.. I’m only ok for the obvious ones like 5B.
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
..now I really feel like a numbskull, what is 5b?
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Orange Box :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
Well there’s my cover as a pro gamer blown..
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
That’s your secret identity then? :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
My gamer skillzzz peaked about the same time as Super Breakout!
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Heh, that’s before my time :)
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
Although I’ve played similar things
I'm like the female, non-hockey playing, English version of Sami Salo. Plus a crazy cat lady in training.
..little known video game made so long ago it could only be played on a radio
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
d5
Double Dragon
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
e5
Ultima Online
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
Twisted Metal
Half Life
Halo
Left 4 Dead
Area 51
Altered Beast
Chrono Cross
Angry Birds
Assassin’s Creed
Golden Axe
Little Big Planet
Dance Dance Revolution
Rainbow 6
Silent Hill
F-Zero
Those are the ones I got without too much thinking.
Aside from these:
1B: Twisted Metal
1E: Wii Sports
4F: Star Ocean
4E: Dead Rising
6E: Neverwinter Nights
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Wii Sports ..lol I should have guessed that one
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
This
Is kind of neat
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a4
Space Invaders …okay starting to get it..
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Re
plyfail
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
HUGE
Interception for a TD there by GB
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mystery QB keeps Bears in the game
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Lol Bears
What happened to Jay Cutler?
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just got home to find this on my Facebook home page:
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"Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you." Rose Dewitt-Bukater.
"Oh yeah, he killed her. Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business." Stewie Griffin
I'm glad
He can walk and talk. Would be a pretty lame superhero if he couldn’t do either.
Also, he wouldn’t even be able to get into Brock.
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sorry :(
That’s just the old joke: If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock
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Arch-nemesis. Flame boy?!
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
He's immovable
Immovable out of the draft lottery.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 23, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
eightyseven is probably enjoying the outcome of this game
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Long shot but it’s not quite over..
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
Just got a TD…24-18 with less than 4 to go… maybe I’ll watch the last little bit. Screw doing work
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Burrs nooooo </3
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by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 6:30 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Burrows? Or the Bears?
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I guess that should be Da Bears
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The Bears are who we thought they were
We played them in the preseason, who the hell takes a third game in the preseason like it fucking bullshit?
We played them in the third game, everybody played three quarters
The Bears ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
AND THATS WHY WE TOOK THE DAMN FIELD
NOW IF YOU WANNA CROWN ’EM, THEN CROWN THEIR ASS
BUT THE BEARS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
AND WE LET ’EM OFF THE HOOK
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 23, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
Troy Polamalu has some ridicalus hair
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Hahaha
He’s in my cool book after the Head and Shoulders commercials.
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by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 9:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That should do it
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Ya I was hoping they would blitz RBurger there..game over..J-E-T-S, golf golf golf
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
Go Packers Go then. Don’t want Ben winning anything
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Yup agreed…what say you eightyseven?
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 23, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Packers without Favre taking it all?
Hells yes.
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- Henrik Sedin about Daniel Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 23, 2011 9:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You don’t like that Favruh guy eh?
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It would be the ultimate insult… the year he decides to retire, his old team wins it all.
Go Packers!
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by Vancouverguy on Jan 24, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
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