Your Morning Coffee- Saturday January 22
With everything so topsy-turvy with the boys in blue & green over the last few days, we really don't know what to expect in this one. They're not winning, but they're still getting points. They're still getting good goaltending, but not getting the goal scoring they've gotten all season. They're playing Calgary, who they have dominated of late, but it's the same Flames team that slapped Dallas around 7-4. So your guess is as good as mine. One thing's for sure: if there were ever a team to play that we could snap out of a funk, it would be the Flames. More after the jump...
On the heels of the announcement Ryan Kesler will be wearing an 'A' for Team Staal, the Canucks almost to a man look to bump their respective slumps. The Flames have been struggling all season, and one of the most glaring examples has been goaltender Mikka Kiprusoff. He was pulled the other night in Montreal after giving up 4, and it certainly didn't help his cause that backup Henrik Karlsson went on to get them into OT, then got the win against Dallas last night.
The Canucks have outscore the Flames 10-3 in their 2 previous meetings this season, and haven't lost in regulation to the Flames in their last 6 contests. Still, the Canucks aren't taking this matchup lightly, and are focused on continuing their divisional dominance. A lot was made of Sergei Shirokov sitting in the press box tonight after getting benched in the 3rd, but some lack of hustle in the game against San Jose had nothing to do with Alain Vigneault slotting Aaron Volpatti back into the lineup against the Flames. It's more about Volpatti's physical presence against a tougher Calgary squad. The boys will need to keep their heads on a swivel tonight, especially around Curtis Glencross, he who must be the possessor of naked photos of Colin Campbell. What else could possibly explain him not getting for suspended for that hit from behind against Minnesota earlier in the week? That's twice he's gotten off light this season, and he obviously is learning squat from a penalty that takes .02% of his salary as I saw mentioned somewhere. One more thing, that win for the Flames last night was just the 6th at home from a backup goalie since the 2005-06 season.
A bacon, green pepper and cheddar omelet
As mentioned, the league announced the alternates for the All Star Game next weekend, and joining Kesler on Team Stall is Washington's Mike Green, while Martin St. Louis of Tampa Bay and Chicago's Patrick Kane will be on Team Lidstrom... The Twitter was all abuzz yesterday with the news that Peter Forsberg will attempt a comeback with the Colorado Avalanche. Although it's downright comical how many different apparently erroneous reports we have heard concerning his health over the last couple years, my personal hope is that they add him to the squad, just so that he can get injured again. Is that harsh, wishing injury on someone? Let's just say my wish is that karma isn't done with this pathetic scumbag just yet... Hard to believe, but Anaheim's Saku Koivu will be making his first appearance back in Montreal as a member of another team. Their longtime captain will be saluted by the fans I am sure, and then Corey Perry will do something douchey to ruin the night for everyone... Buffalo's Nathan Gerbe provided one of the few highlights on what has been a season of disappointment for the Sabres, when he scored 2 goals in 5 seconds, just one off the record of 2 in 4 seconds, held by Nels Stewart of the Montreal Maroons, and Deron Quint of the Winnipeg Jets...
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and the this makes no fucking sense whatsoever department:
@TSNBobMcKenzie: Nabokov (DET) claimed by NYI.
are they tanking or not tanking? what the hell…
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who cares
I’m enjoying watching all these teams trying to bring back NHL castoffs and then watch them get claimed by other teams.
Hahaha yeah it’s pretty funny to watch. Of course when the Avs sign Forsberg they won’t have to put him on waivers…
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Money on the board
for anyone who punches him in the nuts…
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Don't say that out loud
The league will fine you!
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It's alright
I too, have naked photos of Colin Campbell…
don’t ask…
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Next up….Ray Emery. Shit, maybe we’ll see Chelios and Sundin back by end of season.
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by eightyseven on Jan 22, 2011 12:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Emery does not have to clear either.
Just guys that played this year in Europe.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Lidstrom/Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
I mentioned in the other thread
But Dallas had absolutely horrible goaltending last night. 7 goals on 19 shots? That’s like beer league quality. I am optimistic they won’t have that kind of luck again
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that was an off game
raycroft has been good for them so far this year
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Pretty horrible game
For both teams SV% wise. Flames still let in 4 on 21 shots
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well...
they’re still the Flames…
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from the Twitter,,,
reidder Kristin Reid
Expected lines tonight vs CGY: Sedins-Burrows/ Raymond-Kesler-Samuelsson/ Torres-Malhotra-Hansen/ Volpatti-Glass-Tambellini. Lui in goal
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Confusion
On the heels of the announcement Ryan Kesler will be wearing an ‘A’ for Team Staal
Did I miss something here? I thought the All-Star draft wasn’t until the Friday before the game? Or is this an over-my-head joke?
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it was announced that both teams would choose alternates ahead of time to help with the drafting
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Ah okay
Thanks for the update. Good job Kes!
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by nucksandpucks on Jan 22, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
here's a question for you:
which is the bigger head scratcher of the alternate choices:
Kane or Green
I say Green as his subpar season makes his choice as an allstar a joke, and neither of them are A’s on their own team to begin with…
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Green
Green==overrated.
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by PensFanInDenver on Jan 22, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
weekly Leafs schadenfreude
this just in… Mike Komisarek is (allegedly) a scumbag http://is.gd/EW1RKw
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reggie_dunlap Says:
January 22nd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
That is old-time hockey.
Is that the reggie_dunlap from NM? Pretty funny comment although a serious matter.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 22, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
Cherry
is gonna have a field day with this.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Jan 22, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Cherry will say she deserved it :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 22, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
forgot to mention
the Canucks will be paying tribute to Igor Larionov tonight and he will be doing the puck drop
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he’ll pick a Cup contender. Guess Detroit will get their way after all
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 22, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah. Brophy just said he had his heart set on Detroit. Wants a Cup shot, like you said.
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So what?
He had to know, or his agent should have told him, that there is a chance (mighty big chance with such a low contract) that he would get picked up on waivers by a non playoff team. If he didn’t know, he was ill informed, or blissfully ignorant.
If he’s going to keep not reporting until he gets to Detroit someone should just pick him up and suspend him, because he’s being an ass and trying to get around the rules.
Sorry if it sounds harsh, but they should have known this was going to happen, and I have no sympathy for someone who pretends something is not going to happen, then complains when it does. And people shouldn’t just “let him go” to Detroit out of goodwill because this is a fucking competition. You try and get the best people, and try to not let your opponents get the best people. Simple. /end rant.
By the way, that wasn’t a reply to anything specific you said kesrows, just to the notion that he’s only going to settle for a cup contender
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Nope./ Rule is, he plays for who claims him, or he does not play in the NHL this season.
Only if it comes to a second waiver ( Isles put him back on waivers to trade him, for instance ) that he can use his NMC thats in the deal.
He has no weight in regards to the first waiver claim though. If he does not want to play for the first team to pick him, he does not want to play in the NHL.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Lidstrom/Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
Actually, Nabby has two options.
They can suspend him, and not pay him, or put him back on waivers.
Detroit would be second/third last to pick in that case…
Either way, its doubtful he becomes a Wing. He is so cheap, a team just below them in the standings…hell…maybe even SJ ( wouldn’t that be ironic?)…could just pick him up and leave him suspended if he refused them too.
The NMC he has only comes into play if he is traded…I think.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Lidstrom/Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
well if that’s the case, the team that gets him should milk a couple draft picks outta Detroit for Nabby and use him as an asset
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 22, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Trading won’t really come into it…unless its like the bottom team ( like maybe the Devils..or Isles I guess) making a wink wink deal for something.
The team that got him is the Isles. He reports, or is suspended. He only goes on the waiver wire again if they so desire. By refusing, he would not get paid, so its not like they have to worry about even the pittance he is signed for.
No, he goes where he is told. And the Wings still don’t get him.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Lidstrom/Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
I actually don’t blame them for trying. Or at least make it look like they’re trying.
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by eightyseven on Jan 22, 2011 12:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Maybe
This is all a cunning plan by the Isles to scam a couple draft picks off the Wings by trading Nabokov to Detroit?
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by nucksandpucks on Jan 22, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
oops, I should have read further. I was thinking what N&P was thinking. But if the Isles sign Nabby with the intent to trade him…that’s ok right?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 22, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Has to go back on waivers if traded too. Go read Bob here…
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Lidstrom/Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
thanks, dan
If Nabokov is a claimed by a team but decides it is not a team for which he would like to play, he has the right not to report and not play in the NHL for the balance of the season.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 22, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
True
but that’s nothing unique to this situation
any player can refuse to report to any team, in which case that team can suspend such player without pay
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 22, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
The point being, though, that in this case, there is no way he can refuse and play in the league…at all.
I can refuse, if a player for…say…the Isles, and they will try to trade me where I want to go.
Nabby can just rot in this case. The Isles are under no pressure to even put him on waivers again.
Nuck’s Misconduct Reverend/ Church of the kesLORD, Bishop in the 1st Church of the Luongod. Asked who he would pick if were a captain, Canucks center and fellow All-Star selection Ryan Kesler says: "Henrik. Always go with the center. They make all the plays out there." KesLORD gives Captain Staal some ASG advice - 1/21/11
true
but also, if any else refuses to report, their team can elect to just let them not play as well, they just have more options as to what to do with him
by Beantown Canuck on Jan 22, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for clarifying
Makes sense now, I was confused by your comment til I read McKenzie. I assume this rule only applies to players who played pro in the same season? Or does any old waiver pickup have to clear before they can subsequently be traded?
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by nucksandpucks on Jan 22, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
The rules are specifically different for the Euro guys. Called the “Ristolanien” rule cuz Sather would stash guys over there and bring them in for the Cup runs.
Basically the same, except any team can put in a claim. If 2 do, the the lowest team gets the player.
Lebrun just dropped some more wisdom. There is another clause where if they put him on waivers “for the purposes of trading the player”, only those that put in a claim on that type of waiver wire can be the trading partner.
Though, there is also the normal waivers designation where, its worst first this time. ( which it wasn’t originally…first come first served , multiple teams in equals worst team first…. )
WHEW! Fack eh?
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and a big thank you to
Chicago (ptoo!) for beating Detroit and Boston for kicking the shit outta the soon to be douchier Avalanche… oh yeah, Floppa can go fuck himself.
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off topic...
this made me laugh my ass off…
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O/T
(like anything else around here is on topic…)
Thought this was pretty funny.

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love it!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 22, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions
Now that’s thinking outside the box, lol
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 22, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
hahahha
I love how he put “etc…” at the end
by pooponastick on Jan 23, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
i know
doesn’t look like he passed the test though. haha
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