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A Bit of Squid (September 30th)

Holy smokes: the regular season starts in exactly a week!!! (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)

Hey look, it's the last day of September.  For most people, this means getting paychecks or having 1 day left to scramble for rent money.  For university students like me, tuition has to be paid by midnight for the fall term.  But for us hockey fans, it means that tomorrow is finally October, and the importance of this is that the NHL regular season finally starts next week!!!

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bahahaha

I still haven’t paid my tuition.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

it’s due at UVic today.

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully

I go to a bureaucratic shitstorm known as SFU.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

but when is it due for you, then?

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

bureaucratic shitstorm

applies to a lot of universities

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

SFU

is a different kind of creature.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprised no takers on Souray. What a bum.

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 30, 2010 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I think

the cap hit is what is screwing him.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should get himself to Hartford…with Redden as a potential partner, the Wolf Pack will be unstoppable.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are the awfully-jerseyed Connecticut Whale now.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

A defense

every other AHL team would kill to have.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If only

They could get their hands on Huet too.

Unnnnnnnnnnnnbeatable!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they need an enforcer???

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 30, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

AHL All-Starz

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Burke would give his left nut for such a team.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give them Hordi!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!!!

Great Success???

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 30, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: AV on Glass

Congratulations Tanner, you made the team.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 30, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

agreed

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

how long you been sitting on that name beaner??

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, glad you all like it. It just came to me in a vision, must have been God’s Cody Hodgson’s work.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ding!

Nicely done.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

nice one :)

by SteveNux on Sep 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOLD

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Tanner alot. Think he’s earned a starting spot. Hope he can maintain it.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Lou is back at practice today.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 30, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

and according to botch

he could play tomorrow night.

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

He shoots, he scores!

(hey, it’s hockey related)

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This

is such a great gif

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Air hockey just became cool again.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 30, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, when was it not cool?

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insert joke about “scoring between the posts”

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

In more ways than one

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t even notice the puck…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Oct 1, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good willie mitchell article

talking about concussions, from sporting news.

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell

Does every video game have to involve zombies at some point? Can’t people come up with any damn original ideas? I actually kind of liked Red Dead Redemption, but now it’s getting a zombie themed DLC. Sigh

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

zombies are the new vampires

… apparently

by SteveNux on Sep 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that

Huet in his new job?

"F#ck eco-anything, f#ck your tatoos. F#ck all you junkies and f#ck your short memories."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"When I shake it, I shake it all up, You probably think that my pants have the mumps. It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump.They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

the guy on the left is Mac from Its Always Sunny.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks young, wow. The other dude is one of the dudes from American Pie. Wow that movie is old now.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a little off topic

but thought since we are all so musical around here you guys would find this cool. I get to interview Jason Bonham on Monday morning. He is doing a Zep tribute tour that kicks off in Dawson Creek so I get to interview the son of arguably the greatest drummer of all time and ask him about his dad and Zeppelin and stuff. I thought that was kind of cool.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!

Where all is the tour going? All in BC?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it starts in Dawson Creek

then PG, Edmonton, Red Deer, Calgary and then all over the states before ending in Vancouver.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Oct 1, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it going live on the Moose on Monday?

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Sep 30, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sure yet when it will air

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Oct 1, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hank:

I don’t know what I’d do if I didn’t read

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably

shoot everytime I yelled at him (and the tv) to do so.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haz found

new habitable planet.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

it can haz alienz?

by SteveNux on Sep 30, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as they ain't Na'Vi

sure.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 30, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say

That astronomy today is incredibly impressive. The fact that we can measure the gravitational disturbances on stars from their orbiting planets that are hundreds of light years away is almost unbelievable. Of course, like the article said, it’s totally possible they could go back on this one like others. And I question the habitability of a planet that is tidally locked, even if it is to a red dwarf. Oh, and that scientist should know the one cardinal rule of predictions, never 100% guarantee something! Always leave some room to be wrong, haha.

Even more OT: I fucking love space. There is nothing more awe-inspiring than being out at night, far away from the light pollution of a city, lying on the ground, looking up at a sky filled with stars and nebulae. It makes you realize how insignificant we are compared to the vastness of the universe. Even from just the edge of our own solar system, Earth is but a pale blue dot, one pixel of blue in an image. Just the right amount of conditions came together for life to arise here, on just some rock on the edge of one of millions of spiral galaxies.

Hot Damn! I love thinking about this stuff. I only wish I could live long enough to see the possibility of economical space travel, but even then I highly doubt we will ever get out of own solar system.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like somebody smoked a fatty….

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha, i thought a similar thing when i saw the word “vastness of the universe”

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Just mind wandering shortly before going to sleep

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 1, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for mentioning Carl Sagan’s pale blue dot. RIP. A similar guy today is Michio Kaku. I only discovered both of them in the last couple years, but they are both incredibly smart and great speakers.

by SteveNux on Oct 1, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

This post

Was 100% drug free, for the record

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bollocks

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 1, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

before i go to bed:

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 1, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that is way too funny! My parents would have a stroke over that one

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by Sean Zandberg on Oct 3, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, one more, for smoboy and the older guys:

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 30, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the fuck

off my lawn!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Oct 1, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Har-dee-har-har. Kids these days…

As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time

by Smoboy41 on Oct 1, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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