Kirk McLean Lands Job As Goalie Consultant With The...
Colorado Avalanche. Seems like a blasphemy of sorts but whatever. He'll be there only periodically. More on this from Terry Frei of the Denver Post.
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maybe Captain Kirk will try teaching Craig Anderson to play “stand-up”, with1994 size pads, thereby ensuring that Colorado will suck this year? One can only hope.
“Trust me, Craig, stick to the stand-up style. Ice Girls don’t like the look of a man lying prostate on the ground. They want tall and mysterious, not floppy and creepy looking.”
“OK, Coach”
/Red light goes on

He really
likes those ice girls.
"Ricky Bobby is not a thinker, Ricky Bobby is a driver! He is a doer! And thats what you need to do. You don’t need to think, you need to drive! You need speed. You need to go out there and you need to rev your engine! You need to fire it up! You need to grab hold of that line between speed and chaos and you need to wrestle to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when that fear rises up in your belly you use it! And you know that that fear is powerful because it has been there for billions of years and it is good! You use it, and you ride it! You ride it! You ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell! And then you win Ricky, you win! And you don’t win for anyone else, you win for YOU! You know why? Because a man takes what he wants, he takes it ALLLLLLL! And you’re a man, aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?!"
Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
I know my sig is too long.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Again with the long signatures? Chucky Chucky Chucky! Haven’t we had this discussion before?
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was drunk
and I made it super long, then I woke up and I was hungover and I made it short again. Everyone can put their pitchforks down!
"Brick killed a guy!" - Ron Burgundy
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

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