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Boynton is just playing up to a crowd that never sees NHL hockey anymore.

Also, if the Wild streak ends, does that put Vancouver in the sell-out lead?

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Also, if the Wild streak ends, does that put Vancouver in the sell-out lead?

I am fairly certain the answer to this question is “yes”.

No wonder the ticket prices are so freaking expensive.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 23, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The answer is absolutely yes. And it will continue to be so for a while because of the freaking long as hell season ticket waiting list (I still have probably 3 years to go)

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. Can’t imagine why Simon Gagne wants to play there… Think you’ll get a pass?

Still, does remind me of Canucks fans. Vancouver was a goalie graveyard for a decade for a reason.

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean Price

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Gagne. He made it known that he would love to play in his home province before he signed with Tampa Bay.

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah I remember now

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Milford tournament you say?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

omfg

hilarious

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

Rec’d for awesomeness.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 23, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Habs fans

are without a doubt completely undeserving of being called the best fans in the world. OK, you’ve had a 10 game losing streak and your goalie lets in a stinker, go ahead, boo a bit…frustration happens. But first game of the preseason? What a bunch of douchebags.

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

With that they’ve reminded me why I feel they’re some of the most annoying hockey fans.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Montreal fans are a picky bunch. I feel for Price, and am on the side of their players. Shut the F*** up with the boos. Way to wreck a guy’s mind in his first game (not even one that matters either!). How the hell do they expect their team to perform if they heckle them from the get-go?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Pricey

okay this might not be my place to say, but what the fuck are they doing over at Habs Eyes On The Prize? Their number one goalie, their goalie of the future that they BET ALL THEIR CHIPS ON and led them to trade their hot new number 1 Halak who led them to the Conference Finals and beat the defending Cup champs and President’s Trophy winners, 23 year old Carey Price, just got booed in the first preseason game after letting in 2 stinkers. And all they’re posting about is books on the Habs and Habs teams from the 1700s. I mean, these blogs are supposed to be fan reactions to the team, right? Not nostalgia-bation. Whatever, maybe Im getting too worked up about it because Im hungry and I have to wait to go down to White Spot. But there isn’t even a mention of what happened last night, and we’re posting about it here on a Canucks blog!

Anyways, its going to be a long year for Pricey, if they’re already booing him. I almost feel bad for the boy. He’s only a year older than me, and I can’t imagine having the pressure that he’s experiencing, and getting booed on your first game of the preseason.

LOLOLOLOL MATT STAJAN IS THE FLAMES SECOND LINE CENTRE AND IS BEING PAID 3.5 MILL A YEAR. AND NOW HE’S INJURED. BAHAHAHAHA PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKERS!!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahah

Excellent choice of gif.

And HEOTP has always had a habit of doing nostalgia-bation. They don’t really seem to have too many readers/commenters anyways. But yeah, I’m surprised they don’t have anything up on that. To me it’s a pretty big deal that they’re already booing him.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

Its a fairly big deal if I saw it on the news here in Vancouver. And nothing, nothing about it!
Other blogs don’t have many readers/commenters, but Im sure they’d post something about it.

Seinfeld gifs are always the way to go.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two hacks hacking each other

Dater and wyshinski twitter fight!

wyshynski
  
Translation: I asked Bettman about Sid/Ovie backlash, he said it’s a lie. RT @adater Commish slam dunks Puck Diddy boss In conference call

wyshynski
  
But @adater didn’t as a question on the conference call b/c it had nothing to do with his 14,000th Peter Forsberg injury update.

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Top 6

So what do you think is going to happen for the top 6?

It’s still a bit early, but I think putting Fuck Sweden up with the Sedins and have Morrison play right wing on the second line.

MayRay, Kesler, Morrison is one damn speedy unit and they all have a strong two-way game.

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I think we were discussing this on the other thread.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think Torres makes more sense on line 2 than Mo. Torres scored 19 goals last year on a shitty team, Mo scored 12 goals on a good team.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both played 74 games last year and Mo got 42 points while Torres got 36.

Depends if you want more of a play-maker or a goal scorer.

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you want goal scorer if you’re replacing Son of Sam.

And I partially discount Torres’ time in Buffalo… dude didn’t work at all there. I focus on his time in Columbus, when he was in the Western Conference. 19 goals, 31 points, in 60 games.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I just liked the idea of Morrison due to the line’s speed. Who would be the slow guy on that line?

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So where would you slot BMo then? 4th line centre?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno if he makes the team, I’m sorry to say. But if you argue for him as 2nd line winger, you could just as easily argue for him as 3rd line winger.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sign him for something low and then have him play on the 3rd AND 4th lines to keep our cap down ;)

haha

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I love about BMo is that he could fit anywhere as a utility player:

1st/2nd line winger, 3rd/4th line anywhere. He’s speedy, seasoned and has good hockey sense. The team that takes Tanner Glass over this is wasting a roster slot.

by Nanodummy on Sep 23, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

glass drops the gloves though

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And winning fights wins hockey games?

Puck possession, zone control and outshooting your opponents wins hockey games.

BMo > Glass.

by Nanodummy on Sep 23, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you read my earlier posts in this thread, I am advocating Morrison’s skill as a depth forward. However, if we are talking about 4th line players who play very few minutes per game and are there to throw some big hits, drop the gloves, get punched in the face, throw the other team’s defense off their game, and spark their own team. Glass is better suited for that role.

How many teams win hockey games by putting out their 4th line to achieve zone control and outshoot their opponents?

I think Morrison is a great player (if he gives us a discount) for the top 3 lines, but having a non-gritty 4th line is taking the less gritty route which many people including the Canucks management pointed out as one of the Canucks’ shortcomings last year.

by SteveNux on Sep 24, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think BMo makes this team for this reason. Son of Sam set the tone, Torres is planned to fit it and BMo can too. All three can pinch in to fill 1st/2nd/3rd/4th line minutes and are unlikely to gloat/bitch about it.

by Linden4evah on Sep 23, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golf already?

This is not a good sign, Canucks playing golf already, cannot wait until April? This is bad mojo for a very short season. Thank you Bieksa!!!

by duru2000 on Sep 23, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah,

this is the best time for golfing for the Canucks. That’s because when the season ends, and most of the teams are golfing, the Canucks will be busy playing hockey for the Cup. There will be little time left for golf in the summer, so they might as well do it now.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Sep 23, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly AttilaS

Get golfing out of their system now, and they won’t want to play it for a long time.

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Sep 23, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

Has “Losing My Religion” ever sounded better than this version?

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Win!

I haven’t been able to listen to that song without getting angry ( I dislike REM) for years, but this guy has won me over.

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Sep 23, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only way this could be better

is if he was punching out michael stipe while doing it…

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

off topic--sorry

But I just thought. What if we went for a skill, small 4th line.
BMo, Tambo and Ripper, with hansen and Raffi and Malh
on the third. Then you actually have a scoring threat on
the fourth and less goonery…

by wyoming on Sep 23, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I just cant see Ores on the fourth just because he’s big. Not a fan.

by wyoming on Sep 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Section has been talking about this recently
YEAH! Ice 4 lines of death in the playoffs especially

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would suggest we shouldn't just

any player good or bad on the first 3 preseason games. And I think the point of a 4th line is to go out for 20 seconds and not get scored on and maybe put a D man through the glass while they are out there. There is no point in having a small 4th line with offensive talent because they won’t be playing the role that a 4th line needs to play. I am not saying it’s not nice to having some scoring depth throughout the lineup but a small skill 4th line is a terrible idea. There has to be a line that is out there mainly to hit some people, make the D for the other team aware that they are going to get hit a lot and then get off without giving up a scoring chance. Tambo I think can play that role but not Morrison. I wouldn’t be against a line like Hansen, Oreskovich and a center like Rypien. Tambo I think would be a pretty good fit with Torres and Malhotra. He has sick wheels and is willing to hit and has decent hands. Almost the perfect third line. Defensively responsible, fast, physical and decent hands.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw Wyoming, don’t apologize for going off topic. We do it all the time here!

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s kind of the point of the squids to begin with!

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rypien’s a lousy centre, though. Kick him to the wing.

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not ready to start plugging names in to the bottom six yet, but I completely agree in concept. I don’t really care much if our fourth line can score; I want them to be able to wear opponents down. We’re building a team for a deep playoff run, and part of that means winning the war of attrition. I’ve got a lot of love for B.Mo, but I really don’t think we want him on the fourth line. Like I’ve said before, the fourth line is no place for top nine guys who didn’t make the top ten (press box).

by Canuckle Head on Sep 23, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Sean, just trying to “fit in”. I’ll probably give my $.02 most days, and getting to know the drill.

by wyoming on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oo

I may get to go to a Coyotes/Flames game in November in Pheonix. I should just start a US arena pilgrimage

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, you’ll increase their attendance by 25%

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not to mention there’s a Suns game that night at the same time.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

So obvious

and yet so win! rec’d

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and 2,000 Flames fans!

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I wear my Nucks Jersey?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Bruins fan

The Hab fans deserve their goalie hell. The must have wanted it because they’ve built it.

As a Canucks fan we should pay close attention so we don’t do the same thing here.

by Vokail on Sep 23, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. It was already somewhat done last year.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 23, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

…And for the decade previous. Goalie graveyard.

Vancouver fans haven’t been happy with a goalie since McLean.

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clouts

still haunts me.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Essenza…now there was a goalie

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about Corey Hirsch?

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell no!

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hedberg was way better than Cloutier. Not sure why they kept going with Cloutier.

by marcness52 on Sep 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insanity

definitely insanity.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on. That’s not true.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 24, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. For all his faults, Cloutier was better than Hedberg.

I honestly believe that the entire script is different had Cloutier made that one stop on Lidstrom’s shot from centre ice. Career defining moment, that.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 24, 2010 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

CAN WE STOP BRINGING THAT UP?

how many times do i have to tell you guys… i was at that game, the only playoff game i’ve been to… horrible awful memories…

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 24, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shudder. I’m sorry Bean. I forgot you were there.

That was one of the worst sporting moments of my entire life. I remember I was standing up watching the end of the 2nd period…and collapsed onto the couch and just knew that we had lost the series right there. Crushing.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 24, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was there too Beantown

I was there too. I am mentally hugging you right now. Let it out. It’s not your fault.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Sep 24, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't the killer.

Lidstrom’s goal was essentially irrelevant. Seriously. It simply didn’t matter that much. If Vancouver wins the game, it becomes a moment to laugh about and not much more.

What lost Vancouver that series was Yzerman’s return to the ice, nothing else. If he’s not there, the Wings lose in four, five at the most. Detroit was dispirited, demoralized, and looking to go golfing by the end of the week. Yzerman came back far too early from a serious injury, grabbed his team by the scruff and shoved their collective faces in the half-hearted effort they were giving.

Watch the series again and tell me I’m wrong.

by Thursday on Sep 24, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAWR

STEVIE Y

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 24, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch the series again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they can’t hurt me any more
they can’t hurt me any more
they can’t hurt me any more

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 24, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Skudra, Auld, Snow, Weekes, Irbe…

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Felix “The Cat” Potvin.

Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!

by skeeter_dan on Sep 24, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuu is only one consonant away from booooooooooooooooooo

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

where as in St. Lou if you chant Halak! you start sounding like the aliens from Mars Attacks

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of flicks..

I saw a tad of Boondock Saints on a movie channel and wondered why in the hell I have not rented that one before!

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

is a good question…of course you’re also the guy who’s never seen Arrested Development, so I’m thinking you don’t see much media of any kind…

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I get that show on my satellite package.
Same applies with Entourage. But really, I don’t watch much TV. Mostly hockey and movies

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Transformers / GI Joe reruns :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrested Development

Isn’t on TV anymore. Go out and buy some DVDs Zandberg! Or find another “legal” way to catch it all. It’s totally worth it.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright I will, LEGALLY, haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, you can rent the dvd’s from your local public library and then burn them watch them at home. At least you can here.

by sunshine and lollipops on Sep 24, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to rent books from the library and then burn them read them.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 24, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I only burn religious texts

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 24, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

like ‘the hockey news’ and ‘national geographic’ you mean?

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I take it back

I only burn Damien Cox texts.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 24, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

can of worms! can of worms!

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go buy Arrested Development on DVD. At least season 1. It’s generally available for less than $20, and it will be the best $20 you’ve spent in a while.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 24, 2010 5:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahem! A mickey of Spiced Rum and Coke :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brief momentary pleasure, Z. AD lasts a lifetime.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by Jevant on Sep 24, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Was going to say something similar. It’s seriously the gift that keeps on giving. Also, AD doesn’t give you a hangover.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 24, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, I was just kidding

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

One night at the Zandberg mansion

Mrs Z. : What the heck is this 22$ charge at HMV for?
Z: I bought season 1 of Arrested Development on DVD.
Mrs. Z: WTF!! You know we’re having a baby, right? U can’t spend so frivolously on the Nucks Misconduct income anymore! 4.2 million a year goes pretty quickly you know!
Z: But…but…everybody made fun of me cuz i’ve missed out on it! They all said it was better than a lifetime supply of Rum and Coke!
Mrs. Z: (rolls eyes and chuckles) you and those damn Canucks fans. Well, it’s done we may as well watch it.

(4.5 hours later)

Mrs Z: OMFG how come we’ve never watched this geniusness before???
Z: I will never touch rum and coke again!
Z: Well, til the next Nucks game…
Z: What? No game for 3 days? Screw that, there’s room enough in my life for the Captain AND the bluths!

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 24, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha! You’re fucking evil, man. Another oracle arises

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or possibly a bartender. When’s the next NM fans gathering?

by Thursday on Sep 24, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean the FIRST NM gathering. November 20th we hope. I have tickets to the Avs game on the 24th! Who’s coming with me? I got 2

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me!

I’m a curse: the only games I’ve seen live were both blow outs, and one of them was to the Avs…

by Thursday on Sep 25, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just trade Price

so he can become the goalie he was supposed to become before Habs fans started to ruin him. 23 year old kid with tons of talent and they boo him in a preseason game? For the most part every goalie lets in a bad goal or two in their first preseason game. That’s the whole point. They are working on a lot of things to do with angles, positioning, conditioning and other stuff and stopping the puck for the most part isn’t the point. Luongo said pretty much the same thing last night.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen to that

plus there were a few on Price last night where the D abandoned him..right Spacek??

Nucks Misconduct
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only real solution

is to move the Canadiens to a better city. Maybe Winnipeg…bet they wouldn’t boo the goalie there in pre-season. That totally filled me with disdain for habs fans.

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe me, this has been going on in Montreal for years. They should still feel stupid over the Roy incident.
But we can be guilty of this stuff too, just not as bad as Montreal

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone who complained about

the first goal Luongo let in last night is almost as bad a Hab fan. If you really expect your goalie to be sharp the first time they see NHL game speed shots in the preseason you are living in a fucking fantasy land.

I didn’t like Habs fans before and now I am bordering on utter disdain and loathing.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first goal on Lou was a fubar’d bouncing puck that he had to kick his leg out for. It wasn’t a clean failure at all

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what the Habs fans did is despicable. With the exception of Mark Messier, I can’t think of any Canucks (or former Canucks) I would boo in an exhibition game, no matter how stupid management is. Cripes!

by Sandwich76 on Sep 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Bertuzzi? Especially Bertuzzi the Red Wing.

by Nanodummy on Sep 23, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always liked The Tuzzi

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he make you woozy?

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

only when he does the Watusi

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

shit i forgot that line

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s got the moves of Lenarduzzi.

by marcness52 on Sep 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

First goal

Was also a fuck up by 3 other guys too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!

by skeeter_dan on Sep 24, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

it’s been going on for years. Ever hear any out takes from phone in sports shows in Montreal? It’s like listening to the religious right in the deep south talk about Obama… ‘Carey price is worse than a bad goalie…he’s a…he’s a…he’s a god damn communist islamic fascist! And he’s the reason we can’t separate! Tabernac, coer a lise!’

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Merde!

Je deteste Carey Price"

They’re really crucifying him.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

try a Habs game live someday. I fully recommend it!

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive never had the

pleasure. I hear its quite expensive though. My cousins live in Montreal and are Habs fans and they are all kinds of crazy.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Twitchy, your post is scheduled to go up at midnight tonight, fyi

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

groovy

my 15 minutes

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it some kind of special?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other news, Katey Perry too racy for Sesame Street

Perry, who rose to stardom in 2008 with the No. 1 single “I Kissed A Girl,” was set to appear on the premiere of the program’s 41st season on Sept. 27, performing her song “Hot N Cold” alongside the lovable puppet Elmo.

But after the segment appeared online Monday showing Perry in bright yellow bustier, Sesame Street decided not to air it. The song, originally about an elusive lover, was rewritten for the segment in which Elmo is unsure about playing a game of dress-up with Perry.

Read more: http://www.theprovince.com/entertainment/Scantily+clad+Katy+Perry+dropped+from+Sesame+Street+show/3568528/story.html#ixzz10OGL25Wp

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"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm somewhat ashamed

that I watched the whole video…worse… i didn’t hate it. This is Katy Perry who doesn’t know that Canada is in North America, btw…

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So she is stupid

no reason to judge her based on that alone.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you can judge her as being stupid based on that alone :)

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for appearance instead! Where are the Uma Thurman pics, dang it?

by Thursday on Sep 23, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha…
That’s old news from Tuesday.
Today there was crazy high security in my office building and traffic was partially cordoned off for like a two block radius because President Obama was giving a speech at th Sheraton across the street.

(apparently Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and the Rollings Stones were also there…)

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so you’re only invited to the medium parties, not the really big deal ones?

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I wasn’t invited to the first one either. We smooth-talked our way in… and by me I mean my buddies, my role was to shutup and not ruin it.

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, well where are your smooth move buddies when the President is around?

I think it’s funny that Bill Gates and the Rolling Stones were there. They seem like odd “accessories”.

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was for the Clinton Global Iniatiative. Lots of other bigshot businessy or government folks were there too… I cherry picked the interesting ones above

The CEO of Twitter was there too apparently, so missy should be excited

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missy

only gets excited for SOB.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought she liked Edler too?

by SteveNux on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOB

is the bad boy she can’t bring home. Edler is the school quarterback, the town’s golden boy.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

She could always

Just head on over to the Roxy!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

who says i can't get a bad boy?

the guy i’m seeing quite a bit right now has a motorcycle and a tattoo saying “Je ne regrette rien” across his chest.

Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't say you couldn't get him.

I said you couldn’t bring him home. To your parents. Because he’s the bad boy.

I tried to find an accompanying Seinfeld picture/gif but came up with nothing.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Boyz?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 24, 2010 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but I was trying to find that picture of George in his Letterman jacket standing in front of his dad’s sports car.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 24, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would you frighten children like that? You’re a monster.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos

by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a parent, and I see nothing wrong with the video.

The woman is wearing an outfit the has a nude colored chest piece. She’s not showing any more cleavage than a kid wouldn’t see on the street in summertime. Hell, I see girls with their asses in those damn Daisy Dukes and want to pull over and rave at them.

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Sep 23, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

Could’ve been a hell of a lot worse.

I could see people getting worked up over a tickle me Katy skit.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 23, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure they had worse on the Muppet Show!

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally,

I am shocked and outraged that no-one has picked up on the far more insidious issue here. Elmo is quite clearly naked in this video, there is far too much gratuitous red fur for my liking. And it’s not just Elmo – Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, even the Cookie Monster can regularly be seen without a shred of clothing on. As a parent, I demand an enquiry – won’t somebody think of the children?!

by British Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly OT

I was looking at some of Biz Nasty’s pics, and he calls Taylor Pyatt ‘Soup of panties’. I lol’d.

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biz Nasty's

Twitter feed is hilarious

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Alert

Hey there fellow NMers. I need some creative juices. I am working on writing some new splitters which are the little station and DJ IDs that play in between songs. I was wondering if you guys could throw out some ideas. Just anything you think of that you think would make for a good little 10-20 second splitter. Even if it sucks throw it out there and see what sticks to the wall. It would really help me out.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Here is one I wrote today

as an example.

He wasn’t born in a barn….(some barn yard animal sound effects)…..but he sure smells like it. Your listening to Mike Feeney on 100.1 Moose FM.

Stuff like that. Help me. Please.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do u need it to be

sports related?

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

is it for u specifically or for any dj at your station
final question what format is the station? u said country i think once?

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is specifically for me

and it doesn’t need to be sports related at all.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can it involve my crotch? And the Flames?

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

i don’t care if he doesn’t wanna see that one, the rest of us do!

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said just throw anything out

and I will pick out the good ones.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get paid for em?

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

(j/k, I know we do)

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I use them I will reward you all somehow

maybe by taking a couple days away from the site to give you guys a break!!!!

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“For the record, I did not sleep with that intern…in fact…I was
UP
ALL
NIGHT!

This is Section 312 for 666 Cowboy radio, only in Fort St. John

Thank you, DX

Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo

by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

k these may all suck...or be too obtuse...but i'm at work so...

A guy who gets happy memories from the phrase ‘two goats, a midget, barbed wire, jumper cables and a bottle of honey’…
A man who thinks prairie oysters are found in the North Saskatchewan river…
A dude won once saw a rerun of gilligans island and thought the new season of lost had started…
A fellow so “ON” he listens to Morrisey to get pumped into performance mode…
The guy chuck norris goes to for advice…and then does the opposite…
The guy who got kicked out of the Jamaican Hockey League for being to weak on the ice…

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the Lost one

and the Chuck Norris one the best. Those are pretty good. I might use a couple. Keep em coming.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy so confused he thought two girls one cup was a cooking class

That may be a stretch…I usually start off the mark and obscene and work my way back to respectability.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wrote this one what do you think

He’s witty, charming and always entertaining……and he wrote this himself. It’s Mike Feeney on the Moose.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to steer you clear of the normal liners I usually hear on like FM morning shows. But it’s not easy!

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me about it

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am working on one

Mike Feeney plays the best energetic country because he loves it on 100.1 Moose FM.

And this song will be playing in the background.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing says the best country like Mike Freeney every morning on the Moose

Though that’s not comical, just quick and pithy.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing says the best country like Mike Freeney hungover every morning on the Moose

There…that’s a bit more like it. Amazing what one word can do.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I was on in the morning...

I am afternoons. Still drunk might work.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bringing new meaning to the term "afternoon delight"

It’s Mike Feeney on the Moose

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

A man so sour he gives life lemons

Mike Feeney on the Moose

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's outstanding

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Man. The Myth. The Legend...

Is not on the air at the moment. You’re stuck with Mike Feeney

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good one too

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
Nucks Misconduct chief curmudgeon and chief hunk.

by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said

I do my best work at night!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Mike Feeney

How does he work?

Could always beep out the cursing

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Feeney…his collection of pogs is bigger than yours.
                    …he drinks beer like your gramma.
                    …he’ll tell your mom you say hi. (conversely you could say “please tell his mom he says hi”)
                    …He IS the double rainbow guy.

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pogs reference

is very fresh!!! Is it 1995 already? Just kidding Twitchy I appreciate the help. Definitely going to use some of your suggestions. Keep them coming I feed of off this type of creative brainstorming. I am getting all kinds of great ideas.

Oh and the mom one is hilarious. I am saving that for a future rock radio gig for sure.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coming to you live on assignment from a Thai prison. Mike Feeney love you long time…

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 23, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the point

that it’s from many years ago…

"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
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by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband ‘cause he rapin’ errbody out here… Mike Feeney in the afternoons, only on 100.1 the Moose

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You've got a gift Beantown

I am just not sure what for.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this

They say everyone has a talent….they also say there’s an exception to every rule…Listen weekday afternoons to Mike ‘The Execption’ Feeney on 100.1 Moose FM.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you say that on the air?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Price is not mature enough to play in such a market, and that’s not a knock on his skill level (which I actually don’t believe is as high as others do, but it’s not relevant). To me, it seems that the fans were booing a terrible management decision to let Halak go and make Price the face of the franchise, having no other way to voice their understandable displeasure.

And throat-cutting gestures matter. This is a game, don’t bring that bullshit to the rink.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I ask what

makes you think Price doesn’t have the skill level that some people think he has?

I agree on the maturity thing. They rushed him and they refuse to try and fix that error. They should have kept Halak and given Price time to develop and mature. Maybe one day he will end up in Vancouver he is a BC boy after all and I am sure we would treat him much better.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. So many reasons, so little relevance.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE NEED REASONS

GIVE THEM.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

K

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross

do not want.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

also do not want.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always weirded out by people like you.

You’re gonna be all wrinkled one day, and not nearly as sweet. Think on that.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not going to think about a wrinkly Chuckles

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we could somehow combine snakes and raisins.

by marcness52 on Sep 23, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would cause

suicide.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

God no

If there is anyone who could steal SOB’s “Roxy Crown” it would be Price. I think maybe Shifty refers to this? The lack of dedication and preparedness he has exhibited in the past. Especially in his position and the fishbowl in which he plays.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 23, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I think when you play in Montreal

if you don’t sleep in your goalie equipment you have lack of dedication.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dedication, lack of preparedness, but mostly the mental toughness required to endure the boos when you shit the bed over and over again.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again though

he is still only just 23 years old. I just think in terms of ability he is there. Agility, quickness, size, etc etc he has the package. He is definitely fragile mentally and seems to lose focus too easily. But that’s such a function of being rushed into a market he wasn’t prepared to handle. The management group there messed the kid up in my opinion. And if i was him at that age I would be out drinking and not preparing too. Some times you have to wait for a kid to mature. I agree with you on all those points I guess I am just saying I don’t think it’s totally his fault and in terms of ability he has it. We may never see that shine through though.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling we’ll see it soon enough. Just not in Montreal

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And had I replied to the “Carey Price has skill thread”, this would be relevant.

For what it’s worth, I haven’t seen that ability.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you did bring up the lack of skill

and I asked you about it. But you refuse to answer and keep talking about the mental part of it. Which I agree with you on. I think if you haven’t seen the skill you simply haven’t been watching. First of all his numbers last year were pretty good for a 22 year old. Save % over .900 and GAA under 3 are very respectable for a kid that age. In his first year with the Habs he was 24-12 with a .920 save % and a 2.56 GAA. Those are more than solid numbers. That was back when he had confidence before the Habs fans started in on him. Not to mention what he did at the World Juniors. He led Team Canada to a third consecutive gold medal and was named Tournament MVP and Top Goaltender after going 6-0 with 2 shutouts, a 1.14 GAA and .961 save percentage. His numbers in the WHL were gaudy as well.

He also has the lineage. His father was drafted to the NHL as a goalie and he is related to Shane Doan and Keaton Elerby.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

His father was drafted to the NHL as a goalie and he is related to Shane Doan and Keaton Elerby.

true fact, if you’re related to anybody you have their precise and exact skill set… :|

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by Twitchy2010 on Sep 23, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I must be a dynamite

butcher and just don’t know it.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m not going to read this and I hope that says something. I think I saw stats, and I can read stats, and they’ve declined. I watch games, and there isn’t anything special about his play. He didn’t improve when his team improved, and had the opportunity to.

I put that “but it isn’t relevant” line in there just to see if someone would pull this. I am unsurprised.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if you don't want to debate it then fine

but if you want to state something that the majority would disagree with it would be nice if you would try to back it up with something other than “I have watched games”. But then I am unsurprised you don’t.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need I back something up that I didn’t wish to talk about?

It never ceases to amaze me how unable people are to differentiate threads and trains of thought. The replies are all nested together and everything, too. I wished to make a comment on why I thought the fans booed, and how that related to the management more than anything, while mentioning briefly that I don’t agree that he is overly skilled but that I didn’t want to discuss that. That had been discussed, I was wondering how people felt about the idea that I posted. Something I hadn’t seen discussed. You wanted to talk about Price’s skill yet again, and quoted stats from three years ago as proof. You’re not arguing with me, we aren’t connecting here, Section.

And now we’re here. I am ubersurprised.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well like I said above

if you state something unusual you are going to have to expect people are going to challenge you on it and get you to explain. You didn’t want to talk about your opinion that Price doesn’t have the skill? Maybe you shouldn’t have brought it up. And if you really didn’t want to talk about you should have just ignored me altogether.

If I state an opinion and someone challenges me on it I am going to back it up even if I don’t want to talk about it. Or else I would just keep that opinion to myself. Much like how I keep my opinion of some posters on here to myself.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you see, in the real world 2 things happen:

1) If you don’t mention that you want to keep a variable out of a conversation someone is likely to bring it into the mix. I didn’t wish to talk about skill, so I said that although I didn’t agree with everyone there, it wasn’t related to what I wanted to talk about. In the nest of posts that I started. You will notice that I didn’t reply to the thread above. Unfortunately, you didn’t get that and it backfired on me. I’ll try to be more clear next time.

2) I reply to people who reply to me and mine. I replied with “no” multiple times. You simply felt like arguing with me, I guess, on something I requested to not talk about. Bad day or something? You don’t need to answer that.

Have a good one, Section, even though you don’t like me. :(

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

a

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

He’s dedicated to smoking one pack of cigs a day….all at the same time!

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by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was in his shoes

I would be smoking more than a pack of cigs every day I can tell you that.

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was any player on the Habs

I would probably do that

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad things come in green packages

The Green Men made an appearance on ESPN today and promise to be at Canucks games this season.

Yay?

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

They do some funny things, and anyone who thinks they’re “bad luck” needs to remember what age they are. Or give their balls a tug. They hurt no one and sometimes excite the otherwise dead crowd at Formerly GM Place.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. It just got kind of old though as the season went along

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like saying Fin is getting boring. Some people enjoy it and the rest of us ignore it.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, fair enough

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next up: cheerleaders wearing Orca skin trench coats and nothing else

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do those Twitter kids call it? Trending? Lets do that with this.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would enjoy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, here it goes…

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 23, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like saying “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is getting boring.

Oh and OT: I just watched the episode where they are coaching the basketball teams. So damn funny. Charlie – the drunk referee. I can’t believe I haven’t seen this show before.

by marcness52 on Sep 23, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember

when Frank had his buddies from ‘nam there, but he didn’t even fight in the war, he met them while doing scams.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I killed myself laughing watching Charlie block the kids and take the ball up the court while he is reffing the game.

by marcness52 on Sep 24, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Dad.

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by ShiftySC on Sep 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Office and Big Bang Theory season premieres were great.

Anyone else catch them?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Sep 23, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

No spoilers please

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by Section 312 on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah shit

It’s premier season already? Guess I’ll be checking the internet tomorrow…

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 23, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Community, and it was great. So was 30 Rock. Thursday night is back!

by Beantown Canuck on Sep 23, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISCO SPIDER

is very funny.

And Senor Chang also.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Airplane and Airplane II were both on tv again, spent my evening watching those while finishing my math assignment.

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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!

by missy on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Airplane! as well!

My housemate had never seen it, and he’ll be 30 this year. I called him crazy

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 24, 2010 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what does Carey Price tell Canadiens' fans?
“Relax, chill out … We’ve got lots of time. We’re not winning the Stanley Cup in the first exhibition game.”

He’s got thicker skin than I thought

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Or

He just rolled up a good one

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 24, 2010 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

that did cross my mind. He is fro BC and all. Takes a big bag with him over to Montreal just before training camp starts

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 24, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Naw. Montreal boy now. Surely he’s discovered hash.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on Sep 24, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

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