Hockey Is Back! Canucks - Flames Double Game Preview
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 1:08 AM PDT
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PrintWhat better way to kick off the Canucks' preseason than with 2 games against the Flames at 2 different venues all on the same night? 1 game in Vancouver and 1 in Calgary. While the vast majority of the Canucks' star players (Group C) will have the night off, the Flames will ice their new top line of Jarome Iginla-Olli Jokinen-Alex Tanguay in the game in Calgary to get some chemistry going there.
Canucks at Calgary starts at 6:00 PST and Calgary at Canucks starts at 7:00 PST.. The game in Calgary will air on Sportsnet Pacific. Both games will stream live on Canucks.com. Here are the rosters for both games:
IN CALGARY
CANUCKS
Forwards
Tambellini – Perrault – Hansen, Glass – Bolduc – Schroeder, Volpatti – Bliznak – Morin, Hordichuk – Rosa – Anthony
Defence
Ballard – Baumgartner, O’Brien – Ramsay, Zimmerman – Alberts, Polasek
Goal
Weiman & Lack
FLAMES
Forwards
Iginla-Jokinen-Tanguay, Backlund-Glencross-Kotalik, Ivanans-Meyer-Nemiscz, Armstrong-Cameron-Moss, Chucko,
Defence
White-Bouwmeester, Regehr-Negrin, Baldwin-Meyers, Pelech
Goal
Irving-Kiprusoff
IN VANCOUVER
CANUCKS
Forwards
Schaefer – Rypien – Oreskovich, Torres – Friesen (cut) (Malhotra?) – Desbiens, Sweatt – Morrison – Shirokov, Rai – Schneider – Weller
Defence
Rome – Sweatt, Connauton – Bieksa, Oberg – Tanev, Ellington – Hannay (cut)
Goal
Schneider & Shantz
FLAMES
Forwards
Bourque-Hagman-Stajan, Conroy-Jackman-Sutter, Bancks-Bouma-Cunning, Grantham-Patterson-Rheault, Wahl,
Defence
Giordano-Kronwall, Staios-Sarich, Pardy-Seabrook, Brodie
Goal
Keetley-Karlsson. Karlsson is a 6'6" goaltender. He's a beast.
These are not the official lines. Manny Malhotra is supposed to play in one of the games as well but it is unsure where at this point.
Jordan Schroeder is really going to have to show something more in preseason. He has barely impressed so far. I'm curious as to what Shirokov will bring, and I wonder if most eyes will be on Brendan Morrison. This is where it really counts for fringe players. Who will emerge? Who won't?
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Yaayyyyyyyyyy
I have nothing else to contribute. Just my effing excitement.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I wonder if we get slaughtered in Calgary…
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
That is a pretty NHL lineup for them.
We’ll see. I like the Sweatt-Morrison-Shirokov line to do something.
The Flames are playing way more vets the first night out of the shoot. Different ways of going about it I guess.
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
Not a chance!
With Hordichuk out there patroling the left wing you may as well call it guarenteed win night…… for the fans watching in Vancouver
I refuse to have a sigline included with each of my posts. You can't make me!
I like how
Hordi is still on the bottom line, even with all our prospects.
These are not the official lines
The Flames rosters are not their lines, the Canucks’ lines were copied from what Derek Jory posted at CDC with Malhotra supposed to be slotted in but not yet.
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, Calgary has a better lineup in both venues. Wow. They’ve got at least one legit NHL top 9 line in both, and 1.5 or 2 legit d-pairs. We’re severely outgunned.
And yes, I said 2 legit. 2 legit to quit.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You mean 2 legit 2 quit right?
And yeah, Calgary is apparently coming out swinging in the preseason. Either that means they think their prospects aren’t that good, or they’re trying to impress everyone off the bat
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Or Sutter (s) don’t want to start slow and lose their jobs!
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
Or the Sutters
who are pretty slow don’t realize the season hasn’t started yet and are still trying to figure out why they have to play twice on the same day.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably
that.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet they thought
They had to play twice because they had to play once for each of them
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Maybe
The Sutters are glad that they’re playing 2 games at the same time, and hope this carries over to the regular season. That way, they finish their 82 games in half the time.
I mean, it looks like the Flames like their golf. If they’re gonna go golfing anyways, they might as well start half a season’s time earlier and laugh at everyone else in the playoffs three months later!
There are the two high profile ones…but in various functions, I think there is a total of 6 now.
The owners must really like that family.
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
oh we definately will
A Canadian American revolution
by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Sep 21, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
If not
then Flames fans should be very, very sad.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
What am I thinking?
They should be very, very sad no matter what.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
You better hope so. If we win even one of these games tonight then I think the Flames are going to be hard pressed to compete with actual NHL teams.
true
we win: “BAHAHAHAHAHA THE FLAMES GOT BEAT BY THE MOOSE!!!”
we lose: “Whatever, that was just the Moose.”
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
Its a
win-win situation!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
HOCKEY IS BACK!!
But Im missing both games because I have work then a soccer game :(
Oh well, don’t have too much fun in the gamethreads without me.
I predict: 5-2 Flames first game, 4-2 Flames second game.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:45 AM PDT reply actions
Since the official lines haven’t been announced yet, I’m going to guess 5 – 2 Canucks in Vancouver and 4 – 2 Canucks in Calgary ;)
lol
you would!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
....
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
Dammit! I still have no effing internet at my new apartment, so I’ll have to read the recap(s) here tomorrow. Don’t think I’ll be able to find somewhere with free wifi to listen from 10pm-1am. This situation had better be resolved before October!
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i'll be watching both games
i’ll put up an evening Squid late this evening recapping the two games.
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
awesome!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
of course, it’s also very likely that i start the draft tonight, then post it tomorrow morning. we’ll have to see…..
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
I guess the Flamers realize this is their only chance to beat us this season.
Gotta get those season ticket holders a win somehow.
Oh well, it’ll make it that much sweeter if we manage to pull out a win in one of these.
I love that
Rypper and Oreo are on the top line on Team 2
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Interesting
It looks like the top 2 lines in Calgary and the top line in Vancouver basically outline the race for the bottom 6 forward spots that are available. I like that they are committing to giving those guys ice time.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Break out the drinksies it’s time for hockey!
Oh and here‘s another description for why hordichuk shouldn’t be on this team for those two undecideds left out there (who must be friends with him).
Zandberg
Burning the late night oil, eh?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I am still working by day and painting trim by night. So these posts come out late, yes! Damn, I’m not even tired today
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
'Painting trim'
dude, we really don’t need to hear about your intimate endeavours. I’m sure your wife wouldn’t appreciate it…
:P
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Hahaha
Apparently the trim painting isn’t that tiring though, so it can’t last too long…
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Win!
So sophomoric, and yet it’s the kind of joke that never loses its funny.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Well
I guess that’s my good quip for the day.
I’m out, see you guys later!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
lol
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
a gentleman never tells. you are a sick man. :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Good call
to leave when you’re still on top. Very George Costanza.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
You mean
“T-Bone”.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Or
“Koko”.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I could live with T-Bone
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Quality sucks but
maybe my favourite moment ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtBGkuE5qI&feature=related
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
This is of course the most hilarious moment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Actually this is one of my favourite ones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sS4f_p894
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Come on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8PDZ0nS_C8&feature=related
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Too many good parts in Seinfeld
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=qM79_itR0Nc&feature=related
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
The problem with this is that Seinfeld is just generally awesome. This could very well never end.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pennypacker
Wealthy industrialist, and philantropist. Yes….I buy and sell men like me every day.
Seinfeld is pure win.
Can’t forget about The Institute. THE INSTITUTE!!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OK call me crazy
but I liked seinfeld about as much as I like Arcade Fire. Which is to say, about as much as I like watching baseball. Which is to say: not very fucking much.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
You're
fucking crazy.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
…says the man with questionable taste
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
hey now,
i didn’t say call me fucking crazy. That’s just plain mean.
Not sure why I never liked seinfeld, but I truly never liked it. There were funny parts, sure. But at the same time, it was just so easy to get over. Pedestrian and safe humour. the musical equivalent of which would be the aforementioned band.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Not sure what you mean by “safe” humour.
But I’d be amazed to see what you did find humourous on television over the same period of time. If the answer is “nothing”, well, fair enough, you don’t like TV comedy. But I’m curious.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
'The Same Time'
is a very long time. And u assume that because I didn’t like Seinfeld that I didn’t like TV comedy? See, that right attitude right there is why people who don’t like seinfeld think the fans are pod people. I didn’t say it wasn’t funny; in fact I very specifically DID say there were funny bits. I disliked the show, disliked the characters, and found the humor to be ok. Heck, I may have even liked it alot with different people playing the various roles. But as it was, I didn’t like seinfeld.
Interestingly, there were other ‘safe’ comedy shows that I did like during the seinfeld run: friends, cheers, fresh prince til it got lame, frasier (yeah I was the one person who liked it), others. The difference being it was safe humour with likeable characters (except for ross…I always wanted to punch him). If Seinfeld pushed boundaries like family guy or the office even, I’d like it and it’s unlikeable cast. It didn’t. Call me heretic if u will. That’s the joy of art; it’s subjective.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Cheers
classic. comedy network used to always show reruns.
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
Not a heretic at all. I was just curious.
I actually thought it was impressive how funny Seinfeld was WITHOUT the need to push the boundaries (which I often find cheap anyways). And it did push the boundaries at points, often in hilarious ways.
Taste…that’s all it is. I was just curious.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
rasier (yeah I was the one person who liked it)
I wasn’t a fan, but Frasier was a very popular sure.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Frasier
well actually I hated Frasier but I loved Niles and therefore the show Frasier.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Happy Days
fuck yeah.
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Watch
my roommate switch video. It is not pedestrian.
Seinfeld is hilarious and Arcade Fire is lame. These are the decrees of CC.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I never got the whole Seinfeld hype either.
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
ANOTHER WITCH
GATHER FIREWOOD!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE MATCHES
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
LOL. Arcade Fire pedestrian music. What the hell is wrong with this world.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
sorry
meant to say boring ass weak sauce dynamic-less monotonic tripe.
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Sorry are we talking about Arcade Fire still
or most of your posts?
Budum Chhhhh!!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
win!
asshole.
Actually that description i put is more fitting for coldplay. Arcade fire wouldn’t be dynamic-less
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Oh god here we go.........
let’s talk about something we can all agree on.
Like:
Avril Lavigne is the worst “musician” ever.
No one ever did it better than Pavarotti.
We’d all still bang Bette White.
Or yoata’s unsavoury character.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
man...
i like avril… and i’m not sure bette white gives me wood.
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
You don't like Coldplay or Arcade Fire
but you do like Avril? And I thought CC’s musical taste was bad!!!!
I am still young enough that if the wind hits me right I get wood and Bette is just so spunky. I’d give her a go.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
she’s generic pop punk-lite and has energy, plus she’s the mold for which young emo chicks pick their style. Uh…ok nothing good in that…never mind…yer right i don’t dig avril.
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WE HAVE A CONTENDER
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahaha! So funny.
Avril is ass. Right when she fucks off we get stuck with Taylor Swift. DAMN!
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
“If ya love me…won’t you let me know!”
C’mon, it’s good stuff
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WITCH
BURN THIS ONE
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY ARE ALL INFIDELS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
that just reminds me of Air Farce.
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
Funnier to me:
70’s Show
Three’s Company
The Office
Family Guy
Cheers
The Simpsons
Some of you probably like Big Bang Theory too. FAIL
Gather more firewood, CC. It’s about time you did some work ya lazy jackass!
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
All wins!
but three’s company was pre seinfeld, and the simpsons was a given. How I missed that 70’s show is a mystery. also 2 and a half men.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Two and a half men
is the biggest piece of garbage I have ever seen. I fucking hate it and I assume anyone who does is mentally deficient, sorry mom.
The Simpson’s hasn’t been funny in about 6 years.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That should read
“anyone who does LIKE it is mentally deficient”
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FU. Two and a Half Men is awesome
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Sean
Maybe I am missing something then. I don’t know. I am the guy who has seen The Big Lebowski 3 times and has yet to laugh once. Sometimes I just don’t get stuff. Like Burn After Reading. I turned that shit off. Maybe I am missing a comedy gene somewhere.
Always Sunny
AD
Seinfeld
Both Offices
Extras
Frasier
HIMYM
Community
Those are my main comedy favs over time. Entourage too if you can’t that as a comedy.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
A show I always watch in reruns…especially if its a Hartmann episode, is News Radio.
That show was just flat out funny.
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
Oh I almost forgot
Scrubs.
I love Scrubs.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok
You are forgiven. HIMYM alone vindicates you.
Fresh Prince,
HIMYM,
Chuck,
Pushing Daisies,
Scrubs (guilty pleasure…….)
Cheers,
Those were/are the comedies that kept me going.
Didja watch last night's HIMYM episode?
Pushing Daisies. Never got a chance. ’Twas awesome.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Chuck was good too.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I missed
Chuck. Will download.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There is way too much Ted
at times and not enough Barney. But I still lol several times an episode. Plus my all time favourite female TV actor kissed a girl on the show last night. So good.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Marshall?
He’s still cool. Just not as cool as he used to be.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not the only gene
you’re missing…
OK…what’s HIMYM? I like all of those except seinfeld and never seen extras or community.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
never mind...
how i met your mother…yes, that show goes in the win category.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
I am the guy who has seen The Big Lebowski 3 times and has yet to laugh once.
Easy enough…you have no soul. Done and done.
But Sunny in Philly suggests you can be saved. There’s hope for you yet!
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by Yankee Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OK I found
Eastbound and Down to be the most putrid piece of shit show I think I have ever seen. Where does that put me?
Oh and of course Faulty Towers hands down best comedy ever created by man.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Eastbound and Down
is fucking hilarious. The Big Lebowski was also very funny.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I never finished The Big Lebowski. Not funny to me.
Frasier = Win!
So we aren’t too far off. I’m just not mentally deficient. I took exception to that. Or was that sarcastic on your part?
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just a joke
my mom loves that show and I ridicule her about it all the time.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually run with
ALL of sections insults are jokes. Not many people could always be that bitter. Yoata maybe, but not section. he’s in radio…
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
I’m still learning about Section. I’ll get it someday
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Twitchy gets me
I am sarcastic and acerbic but never really that bitter.
Certain horrible people aside.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
I wouldn’t have said sarcastic or acerbic…just bad aim with humourous trash talk.
Zing!
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
You no longer get me
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the time period discussed
was during the seinfeld era…which ended more than 6 years ago.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
how about i suggest something even older that i’m watching right now: Golden Girls.
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
Wow that's a lot of Genuis
to not like. Next you will tell me you don’t like Shawshank Redemption and Lawrence of Arabia.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent flicks
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched Bridge on the River Kwai
again last night. That movie is so fucking good it’s unbelievable.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know that the movie was loosely based on a true story, only the name of the river was something else. After the movie became a hit the renamed the river “Kwai” to appeal to tourists.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that was the final jeopardy
question the other day. I nailed it.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lineup
Some of the players on the rosters posted above were cut on Monday, right? Friesen, Fraser and Hannay so that’s probably where Malhotra will fit in and maybe even someone else. Also, Go Canucks, so excited for this year. I am trying not to get my hopes up for tonight but secretly I want our prospects to beat those Calgary vets setting the tone for a great season.
geez, I didn’t even notice that. that’s what I get for copy-pasting
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess Malhotra could take Friesen’s spot in the game in Vancouver
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
i guessing justin.tv will be the only option to watch for those of us in the states?
A Canadian American revolution
by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Sep 21, 2010 8:50 AM PDT reply actions
you never know. canucks.com might work, considering this isn’t a regular season game
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
(the prospects games worked on canucks.com)
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
i hope so, i hate it when it goes off of your ip address
A Canadian American revolution
by My Landed Immigrant status just expired! on Sep 21, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
goalies
Shantz and Keetley were both jumping between Victoria and Abbotsford last year. i got to watch both of them play. Shantz was signed by the Moose earlier this summer, so he’ll probably jump between Victoria and Manitoba on a needed basis. meanwhile, Keetley is a Flames prospect.
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
in other analysis
all our lines for both games are going to be sad.
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
What will be interesting...
Is if our Calgary bottom line up actually give Iginla-Jokinen-Tanguay and Co. trouble. Wouldn’t that just be journalism gold for the Flames hockey writers!
Some sort
of winter sport.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it like basketball on ice?
You Canadians are confusing.
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by Yankee Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Are there Russian judges then?
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by Yankee Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s men playing with sticks and balls and trying to score on each other. You’ve got it now, yes?
by sunshine and lollipops on Sep 21, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Almost
Where does the poutine come in?
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by Yankee Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
ooh, touché
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
70s night
I see Tweets that say some want to make tonight 70s night at Rogers Arena. In that case, I won’t pick a score, but I will guess the game is over by the second and the arena is half full midway through the third.
My hopes exceed my expectations
-WeepingTile
Hmmm…if the Flames second squad is going to be coached by Jim Playfair, the chances of something crazy happening do rise.
My hopes exceed my expectations
-WeepingTile
by ThomasPratt on Sep 21, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure if this has been brought up but, is there going to be something special done for henrik’s hart and art ross wins? If they did it for the olympic medals, probably something for hank too?
by kiyotok on Sep 21, 2010 12:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
probably game 1 of the regular season is my guess
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
but that’s when we celebrate 40 years.
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I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
I thought that’s when we hang Morrison from the rafters.
Shove it in your addendum.
by kesrows on Sep 21, 2010 1:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That
too.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Random pic I find funny while waiting for the clock to move forward
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okay, that’s becoming my profile pic.
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
damn!
Why’d it have to missy saying that? All the funny ‘nuts in mouth’ comments that coulda been made would just sound creepy now. :(
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
.....
Oh. Ohhhhh………..
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
Self censorship
is for cowards. and the more intelligent than I.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
lol oh god
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ok
hole getting deeper… ADMINS…ERASE THE THREAD!!!
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
but we have to go deeper.
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
by missy on Sep 21, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BRRAAHHHHHMMMMMMMM
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
erase this?!
never!
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by Yankee Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody
give him the kick!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling!
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 21, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
in a deft move to change the subject...
VanCanucks
Are you going to the #Canucks game tonight in #Vancouver? Cody Hodgson will be signing autographs in Section 315 from 6:00 – 6:45pm!
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Just
3 sections over from Section 312’s section.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
your math is impressive :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
as good as his
taste in comedy and music, at least!
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Hey!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
More Arrested Development
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Never gets old
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
so
fucking funny/
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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is that? haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me? Have you actually not watched Arrested Development?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
nope
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 22, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Tobias Funke
dressed up as Ms. Doubtfire.
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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 22, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Well you should get on that then!
The masses demand it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Apologies if we coverd this already
Ryan Walter lands a new gig.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/Walter+Canadian+coach+Nations/3557100/story.html
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Aw, he wants to give Daniel a hug in that picture.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Sep 21, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks-Flames Game Thread goes up at 5:00 PST, FYI. Feels like it’s been a while since that happened :)
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bring the snakes
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 21, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
snakes.
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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ leafs
mirtle
Ten minutes in, the building is 75 per cent full and Ottawa leads 12-1 in shots on goal. Ugly start.
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
You saw Foligno make Phanoof look like pylon there right?
The scoring chances/shots are like 14-2 or something too.
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
“Holee Mackinaw…Dion got pylonized there…”
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
Wow
Ouch
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
i should go buy alcohol before the game…
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
Fixed
Ishouldwill always go buy alcohol before the game
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed.
I will always have alcoholbefore the game
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Sep 21, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
well, i haven’t been drinking for a while, so i only had about a shot or two of white rum left.
just went out and bought a mickey of vodka and a 6-pack of cider.
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Keep your stick on the ice. Seriously, keep it on the ice, or you'll take another hooking penalty and put the Canucks back on the kill!
Rookie
mistake.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
have an appointment gonna miss most of the first game and first period of the second :(
Later all…GO BABY NUCKS!
"I stick my hand into the shadow...To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble...To see just who I might have been."
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Shit son
I always miss all the fun. Since the replies are getting squished, the following are the comedies I enjoy:
AD (above all else)
.
.
Seinfeld
Office
30 Rock (hit and miss though)
Community (only caught a few episodes, seems pretty damn funny though)
Scrubs
I feel like I should start watching It’s always Sunny, as the reports on it sound good.
I can’t stand Friends though. It’s like nails on a chalkboard for me.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Wait, Friends is a comedy?
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Sep 21, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone must have said Big Bang Theory right?
Family Guy
30 Rock
South Park
MASH
Robot Chicken…
I agree with you on friends SC…it was OK when it was new, but it just can’t stand up to repeated syndicated viewings like Seinfeld.
Marc Spector 08/16/10
"It’s the toughest threshold," said San Jose development coach Mike Ricci, who won a Cup with Colorado in ’96. "Going from being a good team to being The Team, is a big jump. You’ve got to guard against always thinking about the destination, and not worrying enough about the day to day. Don’t concentrate too much on the end product."
If we’re lucky, nobody said Big Bang Theory. Otherwise there would be a ton of text squished to the right. I held my tongue on How I Met Your Mother, so help me Wellwood.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
I've never seen either
Are they that bad or something?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Repackaged 90s sitcoms with a fresh coat of paint, really. With poor comedic actors.
On the whole though, NM seems to have comedic taste. It’s Always Sunny is what happens when you have great writing, great actors and a network that backs the show.
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Bad comedic actors?
Are you out of your mind? Jim Parsons has won 2 Emmy’s in 2 attempts for his portrayal of Dr Sheldon Cooper. Does anyone not love NPH? Barney is one of the best characters on TV. The guy who plays Marshall in HIMYM is also the guy who wrote and starred in Forgetting Sarah Marshall which is a hysterical movie. He was also in Slackers. Jason Segel is a wonderful comedic actor.
And if you say one bad thing about the wonderful, beautiful and talented Cobie Smulders I will lose my shit.
Every sitcom is a repackaged 90s sitcom. The good ones are still good though and done in an original enough way that it’s still fresh.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Jim Parsons is not at all funny, Neil Patrick Harris is miscast (and no, I don’t love him, why would I?), and Jason Segel is fine while having to deal with subpar writing. I’ve liked him since Freaks & Geeks and Undeclared, comparatively better shows. Forgetting Sarah Marshall was an alright movie, I enjoyed it. I imagine Cobie was the female? She’s attractive.
Not every comedy is a sitcom, as I understand it generally means day-to-day life comedy. Which Arrested Development, for example, isn’t. But if we’re saying they’re all sitcoms, they’re not all repackaged.
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Hey! It aint that bad! All sitcoms are repackaged…there is only so many situations you can put people in. They tend to follow a formula because it works. Even Sunny has the ensemble…the rotating storylines for each character…
If Big Bang is off the list. so is Two and a Half Men mentioned above.
And How I Met Your Mother.
I like it for the dialogue…maybe I am a closet geek or something.
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
It’s Always Sunny isn’t like anything else though, the only formula is that it’s the same group and rarely do previous episodes affect future ones. But the jokes aren’t recycled from other shows.
From what I’ve seen of Two and a Half Men, and that’s maybe two episodes (it’s a rule in my house to run to the remote whenever you see Charlie Sheen’s face), I don’t know where it’s supposed to be funny.
I’m an actual geek. :O
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A group of friends who own a bar
that’s never been done before.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Better stay out of bars, coffee shops and apartments then!
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Well I am not worried about a show
being repackaged or unoriginal. You seem to be though.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Recycled jokes. Human beings in common locations, not so much.
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I am pretty sure the big bang theory
makes jokes about astrophysicists. Haven’t seen that on a show before.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Python wasn't a sitcom
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t find any of the jokes recycled on BBT. The writing is one of it’s strengths.
Its all to taste I guess. I like Sunny too, and it is great, but it isn’t avant garde in the regard of one story shows. It may be a little different for people comedies, but animated shows do that all the time.
Sunny isn’t like anything else to you. I will even agree that it is original. But its not like it is the Holy Grail of comedy…just reading this list, if you had to force people to just pick one…which would it be?
I would be torn between Family Guy and South Park, but the animated shows make me giggle.
When Sunny is consistently funny as those shows usually are…it would make the cut…
Oh, and Weeds is darkly funny. And Modern Family is a great example of a tried and true sitcom idea that is brought alive by the performers and the scripts.
I may watch too much TV!
;-)
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
If you mean your list, then I’d say MASH, because it’s unlike anything else. I don’t love it but I can see good writing in it. I would not hesitate to recommend Arrested Development to anyone, so I’d put it at the top of virtually any list of comedies. And for animated shows, early Simpsons easily beats out all others for writing and voiceovers. Look at the geniuses that put their time into that show, and the stable of characters that (though now overused) they built.
For me, It’s Always Sunny is consistently funny. The writing is top notch, and when it does lag a little (as all shows must) the quality of the actors and the character nuances take over. It’s the most criminally, critically underrated comedy I can think of.
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And Family Guy is grievously unfunny past Season 3.
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DVD Family Guy is NOT broadcast Family Guy. Gotta agree about early Simpsons…though…one of my faves was a later one, the Rock and Roll Summer Camp …
Mash was good, wasn’t it?
"If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people—including me—would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism."
—Rolling Stone, February 15, 1973 Hunter S Thompson
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