Canucks News On Day 2 Of Training Camp
- Update (6:11 PM): We are hearing from an inside source that the Canucks have already decided that Henrik Sedin will be the next Canucks captain. No announcement was projected to be made until preseason. We'll see if this rumor comes to fruition.
- Update (6:05 PM): KHL not an option for Sergei Shirokov whether he makes the squad or not. A good Shirok read/interview, check it out.
- Update (6:02 PM): Vigneault liking Raffi Torres' work ethic so far.
- Update (5:58 PM): Pics from Penticton of Day 2.
- Reid Report: Familiar Faces. (Morrison and Schaefer). Hey Brendan you can't wear that #7. That's OURS. Bah!
- Reid Report: Rollie and the Goalies.
- If Eddie Lack emerges, it will give Cory Schneider his eventual ticket out of town.
- Did you know that 3 of Jannik Hansen's 9 goals last season were game winners? Anyway, Alain Vigneault believes Hansen can finish ahead of the pack for a coveted bottom 6 spot.
- Cody Hodgson still feeling great after his second practice with Group C.
- Viktor Oreskovich's size and speed is impressing. Iain MacIntyre won't be surprised if Oreskovich bumps Darcy Hordichuk or Tanner Glass out of a roster spot if he has a great training camp.
- Speaking of Tanner Glass, he is blogging at Canucks.com.
- More from MacIntyre: Jordan Schroeder following a lackluster rookie camp with a "lost weekend" at the big camp.
- More updates to come...
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“getting up in the morning and playing with his stick” part?
Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 19, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i was pretty excited this morning, just got up and out of bed right away excited to come to the rink, and uh seeing the boys, and uh, playing with my stick
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bow Chicka Wow wow.
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If the quality of my posts begin to get better, it's because i'm doing steroids.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 19, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i hear he uses an old-fashioned stick until noon, then moves to a carbon fibre one after lunch…
by Passive Voice on Sep 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Shifty
Hank is definitely the next captain.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
I won’t put that in the post though. Unless he lets me.
Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 19, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If I could remember my password so I could log in on my phone, I would have said yes a while ago. :O
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
i put it on Twitter too. Let’s see if we can start a shit storm
Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The idea of Oreskovich knocking Hordi out of a spot...
do like.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
DO WANT
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
AGREE
All would be right in the world
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Huge
thunderstorm in Vancouver today, I had a soccer game in Abbotsford and passed through it on the way there, and then the storm followed me and discharged itself (quite thunderously if I may say) right when we started. We got 18 minutes in and the ref just stopped the game.
Remember when Burrows was on the 4th line?
Now he’s doing this, and this.
Somebody fire Kevin Weekes (Ryan Burrows? LOL) and put an “A” on Burrows’ jersey.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Dude
That’s nowhere near as bad as the crazy fucked up storm we had on Thurs. It was motherfucking insane.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
omfg
That is some End of Days shit.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
For serious. I was in my office the whole time. Could hear thunder, but had no idea the shiz was hitting the fiz.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And hit
the fan it did.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry about missing the last couple days
school and work have been keeping me busy. it’s not pleasant after a summer of sleeping in to have to be out of the house by 9:00 5 mornings of the week…..
Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
Thats why I only take noon or 2 pm classes
here at SFU we have a saying.
“If its before noon, its too fucking soon”.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
well, there’s not as much flexibility for me when a couple courses are only offering 1 lecture session for the entire school year….
Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
Looks
like someone needs to switch their major!
Yeah that sucks about classes only offered once a year. I swear they do that so you have to spend more time doing your undergrad.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah man I hate early classes. Even if it sounded like an awesome opportunity, I’ve never signed up for a class that started before 9am (and rarely even classes at 9) unless it was absolutely necessary for my program. I’ve declined some classes I’ve later regretted though, so what do I know.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was
once goaded into taking an 8:30 am class. I regretted it almost immediately.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
since i changed my major already, i’m already waiting until the spring for a 2nd year course like that. because of it, i’ll definitely need a 5th year for a program that could’ve easily ended in 4.
oh well, the 3rd-year courses are getting more specialized towards their programs. i finally found all my fellow math and financial math & econ majors!
Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
i will try to get back to regularity this week for posting. gonna have to get used to waking up a little earlier to allow time for posting.
Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
If
this doesn’t get you pumped for hockey to come back then you have no soul.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
I Knew It!
Yer a closet Nickleback fan, aren’t you? That song kicks ass, but I can see why they dropped a few stanzas…
I actually don't mind
Nickelback at all. My favourite song on their new album is “Shakin’ Hands”.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
Everyone remember these words next time a certain highly regarded and musically ingenious band from Montreal is discussed.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
okay, you two, don’t you do it…..
Nucks Misconduct chief babe, now with a new Twitter username.
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Except for, in this case, a Jedi is a Canucks fan, and the Sith is the Flames.
You must be talking about Stars.
I can’t think of any other good Montreal bands.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sam Roberts Band, Malajube, Les Cowboys Fringants, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Men without Hats
And that’s not to count the indie groups you guys probably don’t like, such as Arcade Fire, The Dears, Mark Berube Trio, The Stills…
And the solo acts such as Leonard Cohen, the Wainwrights, Oscar Peterson, or even William Shatner.
But for whatever reason I prefer the westcoast acts, usually.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Sep 19, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I was joking, I know other Montreal bands.
And Arcade Fire is fucking overrated.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeeeep.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Sep 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
CC, the reason why I was so worked up about you not liking arcade fire was that I thought you were a man of taste, and for a man of taste to so adamantly dislike the fire is so incongruent with my understanding of how the universe works as to lead me to question all that is good and right in the world.
But your revelation here has set my mind at ease, so thank you kind sir.
…yeah you heard me. How you like them apples?
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you just
said Im not a man of taste. Am I correct?
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude
You just admitted that you like Nickelback. Your musical opinion has been rendered void.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Hardly.
See analogy about fruit.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude
You just admitted you like Nickelback. Your opinion on fruit has been rendered void.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
This post is nonsensical.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
so says the guy
who hero worships jan ‘fucking’ bulis.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Bulis
is czech for bullshit.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought
it was czech for ‘lazy ass fucking no good game costing whiny bitch faced sperm burping trollop floater’
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
lmfao
I can’t believe you just called him a trollop.
Its a loose translation.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
You have gravely misinterpreted
the name of my blog.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
i was just teasing.
I will always be more blacker than chuckles tho. unless he changes his name.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Bollocks
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
fact
(it’s my name)
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That's one of my favorite words
Real talk.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You can only say it in an English accent though
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
But of course.
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You fucking asshole
You go straight to hell Beantown!
Is that Jesse Ventura!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
im sorry dude, one can’t say “i dont mind nickelback” and say arcade fire is overrated…. i dont really know arcade fire, but any credit to your musical knowledge is gone once those words have been uttered
No.
I enjoy Nickelback on occasion. I don’t like Arcade Fire. I don’t like raisins. But I enjoy peaches on occasion. Is the credit to my knowledge of fruits gone?
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No, because peaches are good. Or at least there isn’t widely held common knowledge amongst fruit aficionados that peaches are crap.
And raisins are processed fruit, so in this analogy they are the once that should be Nickelback.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. Raisins are good, so are peaches. Nickleback simply is not
by kiyotok on Sep 20, 2010 12:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Raisins
are not fucking good. They are grapes soaked in death, pass. Gimme some peaches though, I’ll eat them till I puke. Nickelback for the most part is not very good, but I enjoy them on occasion.
This is going nowhere. My musical knowledge is awesome and Nickelback isn’t going to change that.
Let us all enjoy the music of Cee Lo Green, and the lulz of Charlie Day and ToskaLOLOLOLOL.

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Green Man!

"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
And fuck her, too!
What a happy little ditty.
A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be
Well
ain’t that some shit!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Ain’t that some shit!
Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!
by skeeter_dan on Sep 20, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh god
Not Nickelback, please not Nickelback!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
They make me want to go deaf. Met them when they were first discovered, and they were assholes then too.
Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!
Ive heard that Kroeger
is an asshole. But they can’t be worse than the Gallagher brothers are to each other!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
spriteofice knows
They make me want to go deaf.
You never know what you don't know until you know it.
I feel
like we should fist-bump right now.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nickelback...
not only cock rock, but bad cock rock. fulla win. ahem
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
/also extends fist.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
All the closet Nickelback fans are coming out of the woodworks
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Careful, cyxj
they think we’re witches, they’ll burn us at the stake.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You
heard me.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m flabbergasted. Especially for someone who likes The Clipse. The pinnacle of rap, the outhouse of rock?
Maaaaaan.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
They're good
for driving after you’ve had a stressful day, or warming up for soccer/hockey to. Otherwise don’t pay much attention to them.
The Clipse are amazing. Ive been looking for an excuse to post this song Pusha T did with Kanye.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think a lot of things could be a lot better. Disfear perhaps, maybe early Mastodon. Cancer Bats, even. Nickelback just makes me want to kill myself, and that’s not something I need after a tough day at the non-existent office.
In the future, just say “Shifty also posts here” and you’ve got your excuse.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
Well normally I'd like booze immediately after
a stressful day, but the Vancouver Police Department and Royal Canadian Mounted Police frown upon drinking a 6 pack of Sleeman while driving a vehicle. I’ve tried to reason with them, they just won’t budge.
I prefer Rise Against over anything else after a stressful day but sometimes all the radio coming wants to play is Nickelback.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s why you brown bag it on transit.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Sep 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Translink cops
are vigilant.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a story that proves that one wrong.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
Pray tell.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I was heading to Vancouver via Skytrain for a concert like a month ago, on a Monday night. Three guys got on with beers in their hands (no brown-bag decency, and it was Old Style Pilsner, something a beer nut can’t stomach the smell of), unable to keep their balance when the train moved. One of them started chatting up this extremely young girl who was very afraid, and spilled his beer all over the floor when he opened it.
So I press the silent alarm. Translink cops come on, take away one beer, walk off and pour it out. Total time on the train: 8 seconds tops. Guys keep drinking, he starts grabbing her hand and she looks at me all concerned. I give him the stare. He starts yelling at me, his friends stop him (I’m 6’3" and I’m with a friend who’s 6’4") and he stops bothering her until she stands she gets off the train, when he starts hugging her so she can’t get off the train. And he smells like piss. So, alarm again, tell him to lay off. He gets angrier, stumbles around, and three security people literally walk by the guy on the train and leave.
I’m talking obviously hammered. Like you could look at the guy and he would look at you for 10 seconds before saying anything. The odor was throughout the train. And he actually had an open can of beer in his pocket.
So he gets angry, makes some threats about slitting my throat and taking hostages and being a terrorist. My friend and I had a few laughs but Translink clearly didn’t care. I saw someone else press the alarm and finally some stubby little man walks onto the train and stands there, and the guy leaves. It literally took a 5 foot tall bald man with a jacket that said Skytrain on it and that’s it. It’s pretty amazing how neutered those people are.
The moral here is, you can drink in the open for about 8 stops and grope young ladies on Translink’s dime. Proceed.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
by ShiftySC on Sep 20, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit
Thats quite the story.
Pilsner is fucking disgusting.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I beg to differ
Pilsner was the beer beverage of choice in my undergrad days. Far better than Canadian, Budweiser or Blue (or Black Label, Club or Big Bear, for that matter). Plus you could count the number of rabbits on the label to pass the time.
I had a friend who built a wall of Pilser empties. I kid you not. The thing was 8 ft tall and 6 ft wide. It was a testament to one summer of fun (and the liver failure that accompanied it).
man...u had it rough...
my welfare beer was high test. Old Stock baby…more bang for the buck, plus it had that wonderful acidy-metallic flavor. Sooooo rock and roll. What was that movie about the calgary metal heads? They drank it too. Maybe it was just an alberta thing.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You can get good Pilsners in eastern Europe. Czech, Poland, etc
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We're talkin' Old Style Pilsner here though.

I doubt the gentleman who asked me “You ever been to tha jungle!?” swapped the beer in the cans for quality stuff.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
Gross
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell's Gate
and Bowen Island is the way to go.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Great movie
They made a sequel.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
TY
give ’er!
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Hey we were all poor once. Some of us still are. But there’s no excuse for Pilsner, Canadian or Budweiser.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
Pilsner is gross
yet sometimes I still drink it. I tell girls we don’t need a condom cause I am on the pill. Works every time.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 20, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't heard of them
but this is the song Im listening to by them.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Great track, there’s tons more and better songs though. Probably the most consistent hip hop group ever.
Poutine & Meatballs
Slug is talented, but the music doesn’t really go anywhere new. I think I enjoyed everything up until God Loves Ugly, and then just got bored.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
WHAT?!
You Can’t Imagine.. and When Life Give You Lemons are incredible albums, both better than GLU IMO. Even the albums they give out for free are solid work.
Ant has REALLY grown as a producer, easily top 3 beat-smith now. Slug has just really matured but I agree doesn’t go anywhere new as much now. But what do you expect when they’ve been doing this for 15+ years?
Poutine & Meatballs
Neither
of you are paying attention to my Sweatshop Union link!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Lyrically, both albums seem to retread the same ground. With some slightly more motivational shit thrown in.
I like Ant, but I find very few of his beats stick in my head. I think “Smart Went Crazy” was the only one that did. I think my production tastes just different from his.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinhathaway/ - Here B Photos
Have you
heard of Sweatshop Union? Local (Vancouver) group, very good.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus they named
their latest album after Water Street in Gastown, so they appreciate their roots.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so stuck on Renegades of Funk right now. Gets me going
Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 20, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me. Motherfucker.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
They always sound so damn mad, its awesome!
by kiyotok on Sep 20, 2010 9:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I would think
that Zach De La Rocha’s head would be a scary place to be… although in reality he probably goes home and sits with his cats listening to Zamphir and watering his tulips.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Township Rebellion….MONEY.
Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war Fuck the norm!
Nucks Misconduct
"Here goes nothin'" - Han Solo
by Sean Zandberg on Sep 20, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I've been listening to
How I could just kill a man a lot recently
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
OK I need to weigh in here.
Lady Gaga could be a guilty pleasure. Barry Manilow could be a guilty pleasure. Michael Jackson could be a guilty pleasure too. As could Neil Diamond. Nickelback…not a guilty pleasure at all. Just generic pedestrian cock rock. Phish: not a guilty pleasure. You either like em or you hate em, but no one can deny their value. Of course, both are still miles better than coldsore and arcade tired.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mostly agree, except to say I flat out like Michael Jackson and take no shame in saying that. Dude was a pioneer, regardless of his personal fuckuptitudeness. Not a guilty pleasure – a genuine pleasure.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions
And of course you know I disagree with the last statement…
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah maybe u do
but you’re a lawyer so…I win.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
forgot this
:P
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
LOL
ARCADE TIRED. GOLD, TWITCH, GOLD!!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel we could use something like this for the upcoming season

Just fill in the blank and go!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yes
I agree.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Agree.
Blasphemer
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Not
possible.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Anyone who hasn’t seen Lady Gag’s act two dozen times by two dozen performers hasn’t looked.
And you don’t have to hate everything a performer does any more than you have to love everything they do. That’s just silly. I like “Crazy”, but not anything else I’ve heard of Gnarles Barkley; or “When you’re Falling”, but not the rest of AfroCelt Sound System.
My summer of hockey starvation is almost over!!
So let me get this off my chest now:
1) I hope Mo makes the team. He can become the heart and soul of this team along with Kesler. Think about it… almost every team has them – Hawerchuk with TB, Guerin with the Pens, etc – guys who are on the tail-end of their careers and earned their keeps and play essentially for nothing but pride. Kesler and Sedins were here in the WCE era but they were too young. Ideally this person would have been Linden but Mo’s lost enough to remind the team what’s at stake, to the city and province.
2) If Aquillini doesn’t mind (“You’re the best!” wink wink), I hope we load up both our farm and the big team. Tambi, Mo, Osteravich(?), Schaefer, Sweatt brothers – sign one, sign all. Ok, I know we are over the cap and s1 on D’s gotta go sooner than later but please… don’t try to bullsh*t me about the cap. 30 of the last 40 years were uncapped so wtf were we doing then?
3) I would appreciate the Sun and the Province to quit drumming up non-sense about our prospects – but I guess we can’t have ‘em all so I’ll happy to live with (1) and (2).
If Mo
ends up on the team, I’ll put his “pressure” quote as my sig.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Good ol' Chuck
And the ever expanding real estate needs of his signature
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Its gonna have its own zip code soon.
Then it will move into the woods to die.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
At least
It’s not as long as that time you got drunk and it was like 5 lines when your comments were all the way to the left
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Im gonna try
not to drink that much again.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Who are you
and what have you done with our Chuckles?
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
He's gone.
He liked Nickelback and had an extreme phobia of snakes. Im putting in an order for a new CC. Bigger, stronger, faster, blacker.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
(better taste in music…which means still no arcade fire, but also no nickleback…or theory of a nickleback)
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
The relaunch of the Six Million Dollar Man!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
6 million dollars today
might buy us a bionic pinkie finger. “steve austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive. We can rebuild him, we have the technology to make him better than he was before. At touch typing.”
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait what happens when you become blacker?
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Bodies
hit the floor.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
More awesome??
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
You bet.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
If you become 100% as black as possible, does the world stop spinning or some shit?
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t it be like a black hole, No Light Escapes!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
The Hadron Collider
in Europe was built especially for the purpose of preparations if I ever became blacker.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
So that stuff about the Higgs-Boson
Is just a shitty coverup? No wonder it’s taking so long to get going!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Definitely
a cover-up. They channelled the spirit of Nixon on that one.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
and starts spinning in the opposite direction. I’ll be Black Superman…. Blackerman, or Green Lantern.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Black Lantern? The Black Light?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yes
That is an adequate moniker.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
^ hah
I’m that…
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Hawerchuk with TB
Badg, i’m going to go out on a limb here, and say that I know you meant Dave Andreychuk and not Dale Hawerchuk.
A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be
Hordichuk
dreams of every being in the same ballpark as those chuks.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
snort
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
you should appreciate hordi more...
…who else on the team makes us realize how bad it would be to be a flames fan on a nightly basis?
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
MORE GOLD!
You’re on fire this morning man!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Twitchy should
pull a George and just walk out now before it starts going downhill
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
For reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O27RzZEOkeA
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Fantastic
If Twitch starts suggesting a roommate switch I might lose it completely.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Well i was on a high note
til I started getting compared to george costanza. sigh.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
CO
STANZA!
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the site!
btw you look like Josh Gorges.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Brendan you can’t wear that #7. That’s OURS. Bah!
That started my Monday with a laugh – 7th Man jokes will never get old.
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Turns out the bruins
totally copied last year’s marketing scheme…
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
The hospital one
is priceless. Homicidal panda!
Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!
i'll be here til friday
tip your waitress
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
lulz
the purest.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha
I like the baking on the best for some reason
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
the baking one
even
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
wait...
how the fuck did i miss that Welly’s at Phoenix?
wyshynski
Via @phoenixcoyotes, Kyle Wellwood has multiple goals in Coyotes scrimmage. Just eating up the defense today.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Om nom nom
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Wellfed
is always eating stuff up. Its those hands, they’re so soft. Wellfed got a tryout contract from PHX about 3-4 weeks ago.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Hodgson
Canucks head coach Alain Vigneault stopped by the Group C practice on Sunday, and was quite encouraged by centre Cody Hodgson. Vigneault watched for 20 minutes and said Hodgson looked strong, albeit against rehabbing players and minor leaguers.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I hope Hodgson
does well then the haters will eat their words.

He looks like Wellfed.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, this one is pretty good too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Once again, gold
literally. I never understood the big kerfuffle about them drinking after they just won the GOLD FUCKING MEDAL FOR HOCKEY. Ladies can drink, and so what if a player was 18? MSM stirring up shit for nothing.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
it's coors lite...
…that’s hardly drinking…
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also true
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
LOL
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Coors Lite
The preferred beer of underage Olympic athletes everywhere.
A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be
Blah, they weren’t underage. A couple of them were 18, but I believe those ladies were from Quebec and Alberta, where 18 is the drinking age anyway.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you Beantown
Don’t you know people drinking before an arbitrarily defined number of years designed to judge when someone is mature enough to handle the responsibility even if everyone knows those types of things vary depending on the person and based on multiple environmental factors is THE WORST THING A HUMAN CAN DO!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Sep 20, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone seen this band before?
Full of win…mainly cuz the blonde is hot and brunette is so cute…but also cuz it’s fucking hilarious.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Ive heard of them
They’re pretty.
"Money drives you crazy, look at Marbury's handle" - Pusha T (The Clipse)
C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd let them practice on me
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
the song
about the party taking a turn for the douche made me LOL, invoking questioning looks from co-workers. ‘pity the fuckwad who messes with me’
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
The brunette was on Scrubs the last two seasons i think… they sucky years of the show, but she was good
Her eyes are going to pop out at some point i worry
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Raffi Torres
is much worse.

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C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner.
by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Shit!
Civ 5 comes out tomorrow!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Dammit
there goes at least 3 months of evening hours that could have been spend doing productive things…like watching tv or whatever.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You can still
Multitask! Watch TV AND play Civ!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Oh shit oh shit oh shit and down goes productivity. I’ll try and hold out as long as possible before I get it. Dunno how well it’ll run on my laptop anyway. Though CIV IV runs perfectly smooth… is the graphical demand that much more intense?
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Reqs
Minimum Requirements
Operating System: Windows® XP SP3/ Windows® Vista SP2/ Windows® 7
Processor: Dual Core CPU
Memory: 2GB RAM
Hard Disk Space: 8 GB Free
DVD-ROM Drive: Required for disc-based installation
Video: 256 MB ATI HD2600 XT or better, 256 MB nVidia 7900 GS or better, or Core i3 or better integrated graphics
Sound: DirectX 9.0c-compatible sound card
DirectX®: DirectX® version 9.0c
Recommended Requirements
Operating System: Windows® Vista SP2/ Windows® 7
Processor: 1.8 GHz Quad Core CPU
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Hard Disk Space: 8 GB Free
DVD-ROM Drive: Required for disc-based installation
Video: 512 MB ATI 4800 series or better, 512 MB nVidia 9800 series or better
Sound: DirectX 9.0c-compatible sound card
DirectX®: DirectX® version 11
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
gah fuck it
i’m a mac user. Another 6 months at least :(
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by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m somewhere i between minimum and recommended, so I should survive. It might start getting choppy though and heating like motherlover. CIV IV was perfectly within in my lappy’s capabilities… this one sounds like it’s just a titch beyond but hopefully still enjoyable.
I heard they’ve really fucked around with the game… no more stacking units and no more ‘squares’, now ‘hexagons’
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure it will be fine
just lower the graphics quality a bit.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
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"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that's what I've heard too
And I think no more “governments” either, just some sort of “policies” track. Here’s a 30 min video with gameplay/explanations from one of the devs. Just try to mute the idiot going “yep, yep, right, right” all the time
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
No idea if this has already been posted, but...
…this article suggests that Salo at least will be on the active roster for the season opener.
If true, that’s a whole different ballgame. I think a lot of us have simply been deleting Salo and Burrows from the equation. If one (or both) are going to be on the roster come Oct 9, it is absolutely vital that we get under the cap including their salaries.
That suggests to me that someone (or someones) is headed out. Looks like Bieksa might not be so much of a sure thing as we’ve been led to believe. His salary would do it.
That could also mean we could see a bunch of guys on 2-way contracts get called up right after opening night.
Interesting stuff.
Oh, and can we have a new thread for today?
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Goddamn it
Why is he going to be on the active roster? Isn’t he out for at least 4-5 months??
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I think they have to be active ...
on day 1 of the regular season, so that they can then be placed on LTIR.
I don’t think they HAVE to, but they have to if you want the cap relief. At least, that’s how I understood the article.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
So the question then is, I guess, is the cap relief plus whatever you can get for Bieksa worth starting the season with Alberts and SOB as your bottom pairing?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
If they get the cap relief
then your question is moot…cuz they don’t need to trade bieksa right away.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that you only get to use the cap space later if you put Salo on the active roster to start the year (like Mathieu Schneider and whoever else that was done with last year (it’s in the article, I’m just drawing a blank)).
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
So you have to move Bieksa to get the cap room to keep Bieksa around…huh.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That’s how I read the article.
Could we send certain players down to Manitoba to start the year, and then call them back up right after the season opener? Although I suppose they could then be claimed…
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Yeah
Pretty sure they’d have to go through waivers then
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Okay
That makes more sense. I was for some reason under the impression that you could start the season on the LTIR and get the cap relief
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Yeah that is fucked up. I hadn’t heard that before. So you can’t start the season on LTIR? That seems crazy.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If so, that ruins the notion we’ve all been going on that with Burr and Salo out, we don’t have to worry about the cap crunch for another month
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You can start on LTIR, but you can’t use the cap space that you saved. At least that’s how I understand the article. This is, of course, all premised on a) the article being right, and b) my comprehension of said article also being right.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Then what’s the point of starting on the LTIR? You’d just never get the cap relief?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
the whole rule
is to prevent cap abuse, obv. The idea behind the cap relief in the first place is ‘so and so is injured and we need to replace him so we need cap space’.
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
by Twitchy2010 on Sep 20, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I understand. You can’t use that cap space later on in the season. I think.
I’d be happy for someone else to read the article and explain it another way, but that’s how I’ve read it.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
From what I got from it
Gillman was saying you could start someone on the LTIR but “in order to maximize cap relief” you would start them on the active roster, then move them to the LTIR.
What “in order to maximize cap relief” actually means is somewhat unclear though. He did mention something about being as close to $59.4M as possible before moving guys to LTIR
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
tornadoes in brooklyn
…the end days are here! This guy is almost as hilarious as double rainbow guy. bad language so don’t watch it loud at work. Like i did. :|
"I do not recognize the vessel... but the eyes seem so familiar"
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
CHUCKLES I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT THAT SHIT!
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOK AT THE TREE, LOOK AT THE TREE, HOLY FUCK
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
omfg
THE TREE
Beantown that is some crazy shit.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If ever a place needed more tornadoes, its brooklyn.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
brooklyn
my home town……never seen a tornado there.
by Bobby Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone who’s a pizza fan needs to come to brooklyn by next fall, because Grimaldi’s is scheduled to be closing down then and it’s the best fucking pizza period.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
I think there’s still one in Hoboken…unless they are closing all their stores.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No just the original one in Brooklyn because of a dispute with the landlord (he went to court to try and kick them out early even, but it was ruled they can finish out the lease).
I haven’t been to the one in Hoboken, but I hear it’s not the same as the classic one below the bridge. Like I said, you gotta try it if you’re a pizza fan.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been to the Hoboken one though I wasn’t as taken with it as you are. People get interesting with their pizza opinions. Best deal to me still is a slice at the jersey boardwalk. Like $1.50 and it’s the size of your torso, it’s obscene.
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by Yankee Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Size of your torso?
American excess!
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, I’ve not been to it, but the one in Hoboken isn’t supposed to be as good. They’re actually owned and run by different grandchildren of the original guy, too, so not the same management.
I really don’t know nothing about Jersey. Don’t ever go there. As far as street pizza is concerned, I’m partial to Ben’s in the village.
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 20, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions

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