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With GM Place gone, so too is the blog name "Keys to the Garage." It needs a new name...I suspect we can help them don't you? We have until next Friday to come up with something PG-13(ish).

Cue your favorite angry cell phone quips in three...two...one...

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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" (Bilbo)

by missy on Aug 12, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That last one is a real shocker…

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good eye

It has a certain something to it no?

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a win< haha!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

for the last one. It covers all the bases.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner

by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 13, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d check myself
if i could rec’ myself

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allow me.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlimited Data

The artist formerly known as GAHHHHH!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait that’d be fido, never mind.

The artist formerly known as GAHHHHH!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some terrible ideas...

Phoning it In
Kicking Motion
Blogers Arena
Rogers Blognet
Saucer-Pass like the Sedins
Children’s Heads in Fin’s Mouth
Constipated Orca
Rink in Stick
Bloggy Canuck

Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!

by skeeter_dan on Aug 12, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Children’s Heads in Fin’s Mouth

That’s the franchise softball team name. Fin has to let loose sometimes.

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Roger’s Blognet, you corporate bastard you! :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say?

I’m a slave to the corporate machine.

Canucks fans talking about the Canucks: Pass it To Bulis!

by skeeter_dan on Aug 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two to Tango?

Alternatively, what’s the new name of the arena? Isn’t it Rogers?

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

by gotsparkly on Aug 12, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The Cable Box?

Overbilling Centre?

Why the Hell is this Blacked Out Place?

C_n yo_ he_r me no_ ?

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Aug 12, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

or....

we could stay with an automotive theme and pay homage to Roger’s awesome internet service with:

The Throttle Body.

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Aug 12, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goalie Graveyard
Lou’s Hole
Stanley Cup Parade Route
Things That Make You Go Drunk
Beer Goggles
What You Talkin’ Bout, Gillis
The Orca Tank
Whale Tales
The Drink Tank
F*ck You, Malkin
F*ck You, Kane
In Luongo’s Crease
Nuck Tales
Steam Machine
Sedin Machine
Greg Adams! Greg Adams!

I’ve got nothing

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Nuck Tales. It’s a good name for something cool canucks related.

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cable Box

That’s my vote.

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 13, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

False Creek False Hopes. I’m so bitter right now

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon! Your going on holidays soon, aren’t you?

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessir!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Marriage Advice from Kirk McLean's Wife"

Or

“Rogers Communications Inc. Owns Your Soul, Buddy”

by Sneps-ish on Aug 13, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

2 For Overcharging
Cel Out
Dropped Calls
The Swedish Text
iPhone it In

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Clever!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how “Charging” can be used for both hockey and cell phones

by SteveNux on Aug 13, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about

The Set Top Box?
The Digital Divide?
The Phone Booth?
Uncle Ted’s Toy Box?

by ChuckinNux on Aug 13, 2010 8:32 AM PDT reply actions  

5 for Byting

Byte this!

Dollar Bills Evil Twin

by BygCanuck on Aug 13, 2010 8:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Orcinus Orca

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner

by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 13, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I propose we call it “The Kavorka” because its awesome and random.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner

by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 13, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

By Hatoum's Brow

In honour of long ago Canuck Ed Hatoum. Sorry, couldn’t find a picture in a Canucks uni.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This photo also has that new-fangled ‘colour’ feature

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 16, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Score!! Where did you find that?

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 16, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I looked there, too, and all I could find was the pic I put up.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 16, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Beantown’s google uses better tubes.

The artist formerly known as GAHHHHH!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 16, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cable Access
Unlock the Remote
Appy Hour
Bluetooth Blue Jersey (Real Hosuewives of Blue Jersey for the female fans).
Play As You Go

There are no friends. Just strangers that we've met.

by Arizona via Slough on Aug 14, 2010 10:16 AM PDT reply actions  

If the guy’s first or last name starts with “D”, you could call it Offensive D, haha

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 14, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

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