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August 11 Open Ice

Fun moments from the 2010 playoffs: Rypien feeding Richard Clune his soul. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)

I wonder if the sun will ever come out in the San Francisco Bay Area again. Nice to know the rest of the planet gets to see that big, shiny sky orb...oh well.

Away we go.

  • Break out the knives! Now the (always upstanding) agents are pushing back against Bloch's decision: "Any and all speculation that the league is going to claw back these other contracts ... would be in complete violation of the collective bargaining agreement and it would be a complete infringement of the players’ rights under the CBA...Any attempt to do so would be absolutely predatory behaviour by the league, would be in bad faith and not in the spirit of the CBA."
  • You likely saw this yesterday, but if Gary did get his knickers in a bunch, would voiding Luongo's deal be a blessing in disguise?
  • Which leads us back to the topic at hand: where's your faith in Luongo?
  • Mikael Samuelsson plays golf and he claims Dank, Daniel Alfredsson & Mats Sundin are all quite good (note: their respective early springs year to year probably helped).
  • Remember this cool video? They tracked down the CDC creator. Crazy kids.

Random query for the day: who's the best and worst official (ignoring Auger) in the league and why. Go here for inspirational stat sleuthing.

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wow, you must be having a few slow mornings, eh?

btw, i was planning to ask people today what some really good Squid sources would be. i want to add more sites to my daily check-list.

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I have some very early mornings this week, yeah.

I have a google alert set up for bunch of random things: Canucks, Mike Gillis, Roberto Luongo, etc…that may be a good start if you want something that crawls and indexes stuff while you sleep or are out living your life. You do have to filter through a bunch of crap though.

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best official – Kerry Fraser. Actually he wasn’t the best official, he would often be too noticable and infuriating. But that hair makes him a legend. Retire in Peace, oh golden one.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions  

You know it isn’t really hair – it’s a custom made Devo hairmet – probably street legal for motorcycles.

Here is a cheap copy of the spaceage one Fraser wears:

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Last season we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure was that I couldn't think of any place else to play." - Harry Neale

by Diehardnuck on Aug 11, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Mick McGeough and his flamboyant arms.

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

now that song is stuck in my head.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner

by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty cool tune by Kravitz

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly half decent considering it’s Kravitz

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thirty Days Hath September

So:

Would it be possible to have an analysis of each NHL team by its SBNation blog, one for each day of September? Each blog would post the “Team Of The Day” on their blog each day.

Who better to know their own team, and what better way to show the other SB hockey blogs what good posts and interesting threads are going on each day?

I’ve been following Quisp’s analysis of the Kovalchuk umm…fiasco? on the King blog, for example, and he’s really sharp. There’s a lawyer there who’s very knowledgeable as well. There wouldn’t be a lawyer or two here, would there?

Maybe this is already a feature SB-wide each year, but if not: thoughts?

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 11, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I believe Mr. Beantown is our resident one-phone call from the drunk tank ambulance chaser lawyer.

Towards the start of the regular season, SBN will run a look at each team each day. It’ll be in September, we did it last year.

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2009/9/29/1047605/2009-10-nhl-season-preview

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

A very interesting read, that Canucks’ preview.

Does each blog post each other blog’s analysis each day? I’m lazy, I’d like to read them here!

Great lawyer shot, there. Say did you hear this one: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic Trench?

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 11, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you say ’ a good start’, i will sue you

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

No. Wouldn’t dream of it. Nope.

So you’ve heard that one then?

/leaves room a fraction of second after posting

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 11, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure most lawyers have heard all of them.

100 times.

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 12, 2010 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the most misused and misunderstood quotes of all time.

Shakespeare’s commentary has been misinterpreted to be understood as “the ultimate lawyer joke”, where he was really making a comment on the usefulness and importance of lawyers to society.

The joke’s on everyone else. :)

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 12, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, unless one stretched the interpretation, that’s not exactly true. The quote (“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”) is from Henry the VI part II. It is said by Dick, on of the villains of the play, but asides from being the villain, Dick is also the comic relief. It comes from an exchange in which Dick and his buddy are describing the utopian society they would create should they be rulers. Killing the lawyers is included along with everyone eating and drinking for free and getting along like brothers. The audience would have laughed at the joke not because they thought, in that moment, this is what evil people think, but because they thought “haha wouldn’t that be great”.

JACK CADE.
I thank you, good people:- there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.

DICK.
The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.

JACK CADE.
Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled o’er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings: but I say, ‘tis the bee’s wax; for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since.

The continuation from Jack Cade afterward makes Shakespeare’s point clear. It is foul to turn a lamb into parchment (i.e. legal document) and bees wax, which is used to seal legal documents, is claimed worse than a bee sting. So the most logical interpretation is that this is in fact a dig at lawyers for which the audience would be in on, rather than a suggestion that lawyers are good because bad guys don’t like them. And also it is very good writing!

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always interpreted that as Shakespeare’s comment on the collapse of society without lawyers. But I admittedly have not studied Henry as much as some of his other plays, and certainly not with the detail you have outlined here.

Point for Bean.

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 12, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only a lawyer could turn a lawyer joke into a point. Well done, BC.

Silk purse from a sow’s ear, with apologies to J. Swift.

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shakespeare quotes in a hockey blog – that’s a little departure from your typical hockey article comments section:

Canucks suck. They should get Crosby

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shakespeare quotes in a hockey blog – that’s a little departure from your typical hockey article comments section:

That’s what I like about ‘NM. It’s anything but typical for the most part.

Off Topic: when are they going to bury “-— sucks!”? Ditch it now, along with “at the end of the day” and “actually”. Please!

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fed up with

literally. I am smart enough to tell when people are being literal. End of the day I still like tbh.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Aug 12, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Put it on the flush list.

More?

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny when people say “He literally dodged a bullet there”.

No… he figuratively or metaphorically dodged a bullet. If someone literally dodged a bullet, then that person is a living super hero and would be sought after by many military organizations.

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out 2:10 of this video as a good example.

Apparently grass will start growing in your eyeballs if you follow her example.

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary.

But what are you doing watching this when there are literally hundreds of good hockey videos to watch?

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a second...

A: why would u be watching that?
B: Why would u be watching that close enough to catch that one little sentence 2 and a half minutes in?

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh… hmmmm
So how bout those Canucks

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

too much time to kill. Damned off seasons!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This
It’s funny when people say "He literally dodged a bullet there".

No… he figuratively or metaphorically dodged a bullet. If someone literally dodged a bullet, then that person is a living super hero and would be sought after by many military organizations.

Made me laugh heartily.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

C Henrik Sedin #33: Vancouver Canucks Alternate Captain, 2010 Art Ross Trophy Winner and 2010 Hart Memorial Trophy Winner

by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 12, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Hockey flush list in one place, but funny.

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 13, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, nice sig. awesome song.

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by missy on Aug 12, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like? Thanks!
Stay tuned. I change it each time I find myself humming a tune all day.

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

Try getting this out of your head…..

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Aug 12, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. It likes it in there. Lots of room to move around.

You try this

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trump 70’svirus song

Every ten years or so someone covers a ‘sweet’ song…we’re probably overdue…

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic.

One of my favourites here. Wonder what BJ, Butch & Sundance would think?

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I saw nazareth at the commodore a couple years ago…really didn’t wanna go cuz who wants to see old guys butchering classic songs? Well, I went, and whoda thunk it…they rocked the shit out of it. Singer is like 60+ years old, 40 of em with hard touring and drinking and his voice hasn’t changed since the hair of the dog days. Bass player looked like an aging accountant , all bald and chubby, and was so in the pocket it was crazy. They had replaced the drummer tho, with their original drummer’s son I believe…well, someone’s son.

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Book by its cover, right?

That Sir Paul can still belt it out not too badly too.

One of my favourite song lyrics is from Nazareth:
And all your money won’t another minute buy

That might appear as my signature one day soon.

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Sir Paul’s clean and mostly quiet singing is a far cry from what Dan McAfferty was doing in Nazareth…that guy sings hard. The closest guy I can think of is Brian Johnson, and his voice had changed a huge amount even 15 years ago.

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I saw him last month he belted out some pretty good rockers (Back In The USSR, Lady Madonna, Paperback Writer, Day Tripper and Sgt Peppar’s Lonely Hearts Club Band) but you’re right; he can still do the love songs just fine.

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 12, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tease will run on SBNation.com/NHL with links to the entire piece of each team’s respective blog.

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

all the different teams’ posts are gathered together at neutral-territory From The Rink (i believe it was them who ran it last year). they basically run the entire thing, collecting the basic previews and analysis and rankings, and will refer to each team’s appropriate blog to find more info.

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

FTR ran it last year, but the NHL arm of SBN.com generally takes precedent now…

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, okay.
oh, how things on SBN can change in a year, eh?

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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" (Bilbo)

by missy on Aug 11, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mirtle was head of SBN Hockey last year, and From the Rink was Mirtle’s blog. Travis Hughes is now in charge, and it would make more sense to just post it on the NHL arm of SBN hockey instead of FTR (Run by Mike Chen).

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, that makes sense.

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

And as discussed after the Zona fiasco, fromtherink has gone to shit, post-Mirtle.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bean, you really need not to sugarcoat things so much.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Smo… I guess I’m just too nice of a guy.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Don’t go changin’.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juraj Simek

Former Canuck pick sent to Tampa Bay in the SOB deal signed with the Lightning today.

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Botchford put up a good piece today.

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah… although I’m sure no one who read it was worried that Lu’s contract would be voided, since I already reassured everyone two days ago.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

trend-setter is Beantown. Good thing I pay you so much :)

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: How about those good Canadian kids

The Arcade Fire. Number 1 album in the US and the UK.

NME gave it 9/10, Metacritic has it at 87%, 4 out of 5 stars on Rolling Stone, Spin gave it 4.5 out of 5, Entertainment Weekly an A-.

I tell you these Arcade Fire people are pretty amazing.

This should warm the hearts of all Canadians and music fans.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Aug 11, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t Shania Twain a top seller too? Doesn’t that just turn your crank?

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still have her Greatest Hits cd.

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fact, i just pulled it out to listen to. still in great condition.

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an age appropriate crush on Shania.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 12, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does that mean? I didn’t realize there was a particular age required.

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 12, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shania and I are both in our fourties. A guy my age jonesing for some barely 20 year old cutey borders on the creepy, imo.

A creep from the cradle, but a hero's what I want to be

by Smoboy41 on Aug 12, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 27, which means I’m allowed to lust after anyone 18 or over and it’s cool, right?

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh…put me in the creepy department I guess. The women I’m typically most attracted to are late 20’s, very early 30’s…been that way since I was younger than that, too.

All kidding aside, I’ve never found Shania all that sexy. She’s definitely attractive, but she’s got no sexy to her; not sure how to explain it, but I look at her and see nothing that says there’s any part to her that’s not already on full display…for a forties-ish hottie who is also extremely sexy, I’ll take Catherine Zeta Jones every day.

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

As a man in my mid 20’s, I was hoping you weren’t saying I couldn’t find Shania hot, because she is.

And in answer to Twitchy below, Shania is >> than Zeta Jones, especially when you factor in the Canadian content.

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 12, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Shania’s unattractive, she is VERY attractive. But has nooooo sex to her at all. None. It’s like looking at a model of a ferrari: Real nice to look at, but it’ll never get driven.

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for the feminists to arrive to kick you in the balls. I’ll go make some popcorn.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

What Bean said. Where are the feminists? Should be fun to watch.

Gotta play 'em, might as well win 'em.

"You had to have the BIG salad."
"Suit up."
"Eric, when your mom says are you ready for your catheter...the answer is no."

by Jevant on Aug 12, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s more like a ferrari with a really lousy paint job. Her attire was terrible. If she wore what Beyonce wears the way Beyonce wears it….well then it would be a different story.

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well I didn’t mean that as a sexist comment…I’m sure to women there are men who are good looking without being sexy and men who are sexy without being good looking as well…and the ferrari metaphor was just a metaphor…perhaps in retrospect a bit misplaced, what with the ‘driven’ comment…I really didn’t mean it as a double entendre (although usually if I put one in it’s on purpose…just not that time).

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boo-urns. So far no one has yelled at you. Just people expecting people to yell at you. No fun.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah!

My statement is no less or more sexist than the whole spirit of the thread…let’s face it, it began with an objectification of women and continued down that path. I can see why someone would get their panties in a twist over my statement about the ferrari, but the spirit of it wasn’t meant literally… let me try another metaphor: it’s like one of those plastic food displays…looks scrumptious but no one is eating it. Wait…that one’s worse. Never mind.

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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC

by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, Twitchy! I appreciate your metaphors. Damn politically correct to hell!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like, similies. Whatever

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similes are metaphors… they’re a subset of metaphor that clearly denote that the figure of speech is a comparative, primarily through the use of comparative terms “like” or “as”.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh huh. And?

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smartass. I saw the word “like” in there. Keep it simple for me would ya?

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beantown you just reminded me of this guy....

“A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!!”

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Aug 12, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes… but Zandberg corrected himself, I was pointing out he didn’t need to

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 13, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paddling fast, going nowhere.

And the man at the back
Said, "Everyone attack!"

by Joe Hockey Fan on Aug 13, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no telling

what goes on in the minds of women. The are inscrutable. You can’t scrute a woman for love nor money. They like Shania. But this is an actual band with instruments and such. It’s a little different.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Aug 11, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solo artist…“actual” band…BAH!! At least Twain and Morisette made us forget about Anne fricking Murray.

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will leave Anne Murray alone

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by Section 312 on Aug 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shall not! Damned Anne Murray Xmas Specials can go to hell!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same with Rita McNeil. God help us all!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadian icons! Same for Stompin’ Tom and Gordon Lightfoot.

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by Smoboy41 on Aug 12, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Putting brilliant, iconic songwriters like Stompin Tom and Gordon Lightfoot in the same boat as Anne Murray and Rita MacNeil is almost blasphemous. Although neither of them are Leonard Cohen, they’re certainly far past the Murray and MacNeil part of the scale. I find it difficult to watch Rita Macneil on live specials cuz I’m always worried her heart’s going to explode when she hits a high note. Seriously…having had my own heart troubles in the past, I look at her and think ‘borrowed time’.

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by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

What’s really crazy is that Arcade Fire is actually the third Canadian act to hit number one on the Billboard 200 list in the last three months.

The other two?
Drake….
and Justin Bieber. BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Americans must hate us. We’ve keep giving them terrible music. At least Maroon 5 isn’t Canadian.

by marcness52 on Aug 12, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

the most wooden actors in the industry (looking at you Capt. Kirk, Neo and Anakin Skywalker…)

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by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have good comedic actors though so we got that going for us.

by marcness52 on Aug 12, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

damned straight! Long live Jim Carrey and John Candy!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Mike Myers. The entire SCTV staff.

Well actually, here’s a list

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Joshua Jackson from Dawson’s Creek made the “More Canadian Actors” list and not the “Well Known Canadian Actors” list :)

by SteveNux on Aug 12, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ive heard

Josh Jackson is an asshole.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 12, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I wrote that on here a couple months ago last time we were talking about it. One of my cousin’s best friends got in a fistfight with him like 10-12 years ago. Was it me you heard it from?

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 13, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

you. Why did your cousin’s friend get into a fight with him?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show Michael J. Fox some love. Back to the Future is the shiz!

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never fear

We hate everyone.

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by Yankee Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its funny you mention

the Arcade Fire, because I was just about to ask Beantown if he’s heard of Tokyo Police Club.

So, Beantown, HAVE you heard of TPC?

Their newest album is fantastic, possibly the best one Ive heard all year. From start to finish, there wasn’t a song I didn’t love.

Hell, even their first album is hot fire.

Now those are some good Canadian kids.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I don’t know of them. Will give them a shot.

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do.

They are very good.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best album of the year so far

hands down Black Keys.

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by Section 312 on Aug 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw them last weekend at Lalapalooza

I’m wayyy to old for such things, but it was worth the hassle. They put on a hell of a show, the crowd went nuts and sang along for most the set (meaning they were mosty fans). Not overhyped in the least, like too many indy faves these days.

by Waylon on Aug 14, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flames sign Craig Conroy to a 1-year deal. Don’t laugh Chuckles. No, stop it. I’ll sick my pet snake on you!!!

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/strains to contain laughter

Flames, straight to the Cup 2010-2011! Can I get an amen?!

How old is he anyways? 38? 39? Christ man, just retire.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

38. Good lord. Guess he’s going to the bottom 6, no he IS going to the bottom 6

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conroy

is going to be on the 10th line, with Jamarcus Russell and Hugh Jessiman.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a two way deal. Conroy’s coming to Abbottsford!

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by Smoboy41 on Aug 12, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

How Klatt-esque of him!

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read your post and thought of Klattu.

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by Smoboy41 on Aug 12, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it be klaatu?

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by Twitchy2010 on Aug 12, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

$500,000

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by Sean Zandberg on Aug 12, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Flames, straight to the Cup 2010-2011! Can I get an amen?!

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!

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by missy on Aug 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm

is how I roll.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have Theo than Conroy.

by marcness52 on Aug 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love

to have Theo circa ‘89 on our team. Hell, even Theo now can’t be worse than Hordi and Demo. Wonder why they didn’t just sign Theo and let Conroy go, maybe Theo couldn’t take a full 82 game schedule, too hard on the 42 year old body?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone planning on seeing The Expendables this weekend?

We got our tickets today for Friday’s show. It’s gonna be amazing…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Aug 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Im gonna

go see The Other Guys instead.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner for Schmucks was better. Mark Wahlberg doesn’t come off as funny to me and kinda ruins it.

by marcness52 on Aug 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can be funny.

I liked when he went on SNL after Andy Samberg had been parodying him for a long time.

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really wanna see Schmucks.

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by missy on Aug 12, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Are you aware that ‘shmuck’ is yiddish for penis?

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

i was just trying to shorten the name of the movie, obviously with no success.

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by missy on Aug 12, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

by Beantown Canuck on Aug 12, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nice one Missy!

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Aug 12, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be aight with Lu’s ’tract gettting the axe.

by Passive Voice on Aug 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW

Props to yankee on the best photo caption in a long while.

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