A Bit of Squid - June 1st
- Recaps of last night's game. The Blackhawks barely edged the Flyers 2-1 to take a 2-0 series lead to Philly. (NHL, Second City Hockey, Broad Street Hockey)
- St. Louis Blues have hired former team captain Scott Mellanby as their new Assistant Coach. (Blues)
- Florida Panthers have signed Jacob Markstrom to an entry-level contract. (Panthers)
- Fountains are turning red in Chicago... (Puck Daddy)
- Discussing how Ben Eager played a key role in Game 2. I can't believe the headline for this story on the main Yahoo! NHL page was "Eager Beaver". (Yahoo)
- Game 2 was once again measured in decibel readings. (NHL)
- A view of Game 2 from the Chicago penalty box. (NHL)
- Oh lovely, it's the blame game. A writer questions Laviolette's coaching decisions from last night's game. (THN)
- Nicklas Lidstrom is staying with the Red Wings for one more year. (Detroit News)
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Is it your birthday Missy?
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 1, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions
yep. good call.
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Happy birthday! Here's a cake

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 1, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
oooh i ♥ chocolate cake!
thanks :)
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thanks :)
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Happy Birthday Missy! \o/
I have emotional baggage I’ve carried since before you were born … :(
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
haha wow.
thanks :)
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On twitter right now:
#nhlicecream Some are pretty funny…
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Happy Birthday, Missy
Girl, de duh duh duh, you’ll be a woman, soon.
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
thanks :)
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thanks :)
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thanks :)
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In keeping with yesterdays GIF
More luck sacks… the last one is the best…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKcFPnS9r8Y
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Happy birthday, fellow estrogen carrier.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
haha nice.
thanks :)
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Actually, all men have estrogen as well, just at much lower levels.
by Beantown Canuck on Jun 1, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
haha it’s 19 for full legalness, i’m 20 now.
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Well, u still can’t go to vegas…i mean u can go, but can’t do anything but shop and eat…which is fun too…
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
yeah, but it’s not like i’m leaving the country to party anytime soon, so i’m legal anywhere in canada.
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I think you only have to be 18
for the legal that Sean was talking about!!! ;)
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So, voting then? Cuz the other one is 16…
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Hmm I thought it was 18
not that I need to know anymore now that I am in my late 20s. So if a guy is 25 he can legally have sex with a 16 year old? That just doesn’t seem right.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
the one you’re talking about is 18. youth that are between 13 and 18 can only do it with someone within 5 years of their age, otherwise it’s rape.
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Is that right?
That makes more sense.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
age < 13: automatic rape
age 13 – 17: allowed if person is within 5 years of your age, otherwise rape
age > 18: can screw anyone you want.
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If only.....
can screw anyone you want.
you must have mad “game” missy.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Kinda shocked that you know this so well though… it kinda fell outta my head at 20 (at which point, back in the late 80’s it probably was still 16).
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
my “friend” in high school was a serious whore. i just overheard her once.
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Got contact info?
No, wait, I didn’t just say that… :P
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"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
LMFAO!
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well then she won’t laugh at the size of a guy’s member…ooo…too far
by Sean Zandberg on Jun 1, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Overheard her
doing what?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
overheard her talking.
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I had to google it
and I am at work so hopefully I don’t get in trouble later. I had no idea what the actual law was my friends and I always went with half your age plus 7. It works. 22 would = 18. 24=19. 34=24 and so on and so forth. I didn’t worry about it in high school.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i’ve heard of that as well.
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You’d better not have worried about it in high school =|
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
truth be told, i actually broke that rule in high school. i was 15, he was 17.
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except that we didn’t actually do anything, i should point out. we were just girlfriend-boyfriend for 4 days.
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High school relationships:
When lasting a week was an “anniversary” to be celebrated.
Happy 1 week anni…hahah.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
High School relationships:
letting a girl do my homework so she could be seen hanging out with me.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Jock jock jock.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You say it like it's a bad thing
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate 'em
Just kidding.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I gots no beef with 'em.
They’re fun guys. The ones I hung out with most often were smart guys and did their own homework though.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Jun 2, 2010 2:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
4 kinds of highschool relationships: the couple that’s gone out since gr 8 and graduate together, couples that fight and break up and get together, and fight and break up and get together…the sluts who go out with a different guy every week, and the casual daters who go out every while and then. This is fresh still, its only been a year since I graduated :s
by kiyotok on Jun 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
well, you see, lots of people in high school would see someone for a couple months, break up, then start seeing one of their best friends!! the circles were quite interesting to watch….
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Hahaha, yes very true. Curiosity, do you still see that in college (or university, I forget)
by kiyotok on Jun 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha, yes very true. Curiosity, do you still see that in college (or university, I forget)
by kiyotok on Jun 1, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
double post, dude.
i still think those two groups in particular are still doing it. lots of them all ended up at the same university
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Sorry :s phone…too many buttons!!!
by kiyotok on Jun 1, 2010 7:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahah, correctly used.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I'm learning
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i need an auto-response feature here and on facebook, i’m replying “thanks :)” to everyone!
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i don’t have that yet, i’m still in university working towards eventually reaching that point.
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thanks :)
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Happy birthday
Missy!
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on Jun 1, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
thanks :)
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If you had been listening
to me you would have.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Jun 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks :)
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Didn’t realise what Sean was talking about yesterday but watched it now and I agree with his WTF
Don Cherry’s intro to game 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kCa2FYi4Cw&feature=player_embedded
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no, all i got yesterday was a little bottle of nail polish as a present. my parents and high school friends celebrated with me when i went home for the Victoria Day long weekend, and i’ll be partying with university friends on Friday night.
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