Dying Time Is Here! Damage Incorporated! Canucks-Blackhawks Game 4 Preview
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT
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| BLACKHAWKS |
CANUCKS | ||||
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AT |  |
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| Time | 6:30 PM PST |
TV | CBC, Versus, RDS |
| The Enemy | Second City Hockey | Scoring Leaders | Samuelsson: 8-4-12 Toews: 2-11-13 |
| Blackhawks |
Category | Canucks |
| 3.0 (8) |
Goals Per Game | 3.78 (1) |
| 2.67 (5) |
Goals Against Per Game | 3.11 (12) |
| 0.94 (7) |
5 On 5 GF/GA | 2.0(1) |
| 18.9 (9) |
Power Play % |
21.0 (6) |
| 92.7 (2) |
Penalty Kill % |
67.5 (16) |
| 31.8 (7) |
Shots Per Game | 30.4 (9) |
| 28.1 (5) |
Shots Against Per Game | 30.2 (8) |
| 80.0 (2) |
Winning % When Scoring First | 40.0 (6) |
| 100 (1) |
Winning % When Leading After 1 | 50.0 (4) |
| 50.0 (4) |
Winning % When Trailing After 1 | 75.0 (1) |
| 83.3 (2) |
Winning % When Leading After 2 | 66.7 (5) |
| 33.3 (3) |
Winning % When Trailing After 2 | 50.0 (2) |
| 51.4 (6) |
Faceoffs % | 54.0 (3) |
| 11.7 (9) |
PIM's Per Game | 15.0 (13) |
| -1 (9) |
+ / - GF/GA (see here) |
+11 (1) |
Update 12:30 PST (h/t WAACH'cast): Rick Rypien and Pavol "Demotion" Demitra will be healthy scratches for tonight. Michael Grabner and Tanner Glass draw in. The lines look like this:
Sedins-Burrows
Grabner-Kesler-Raymond (yes!)
Samuelsson-Wellwood-Hansen
Glass-Johnson-Bernier
Adam Burish called Burrows and O'Brien clowns today. "Give me a break. If you want to target someone, come find me or [Ben Eager]. You guys want to pretend you're so tough, and yet you go and try to pick a fight with those guys. If you want to hit them and play hard, fine. But those clowns are pushing them after the whistle and punching them." Boo hoo Burish. Somebody call a wahmbulance.
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The Canucks have said a lot about what they need to do to take Game 4: score more on their power plays, decrease traffic in front of Roberto Luongo by boxing the Hawks out, tying up sticks in front of Luongo when the Hawk players get through, get more traffic in front of Auntie Niemi, etc. Now they just need to go out and do it. As this series has a schitzophrenic feel to it, where anything can and will happen, I wouldn't put it past Vancouver to do exactly what they say they have to do.
Yes I am optimistic about this game. It's going to be a stroke-inducing riot. I trust that this team of ours is going to put forth an excellent effort and remedy their mistakes especially from Game 3.
-Strange how this is the same scenario the Canucks found themselves in in Round 1. They won the first game and lost the next 2. The Canucks have not lost 3 straight games since mid January.
-FYI,
Canucks scoring leaders in this series:
1. Mason Raymond: 2 goals 1 assist. I have really liked his play overall.
2. Ryan Kesler and Sami Salo: 3 assists
3. Jannik Hansen, Henrik Sedin and Christian Ehrhoff: 1 goal and 1 assist each
4. Alexander Edler: 2 assists
Blackhawks scoring leaders in this series:
1. Jonathan Toews: 5 assists
2. Patrick Kane: 2 goals and 2 assists
3. Dustin Byfuglien: 3 goals
4. Kris Versteeg: 2 goals and 1 assist
5. Brent Seabrook: 1 goal and 2 assists
Canucks need more scoring from more people, starting with the Sedins of course. Samuelsson has cooled off in this series but could strike at any time. Wellwood and Bernier: get your shit together!
Updates on both teams as the day goes along. There are sure to be lineup changes.
In the meantime...I was going to post a Metallica live video of them playing Blackened when I came across this:
Well sheeit.
I've got some words for that song:
Attack in their end
Pain and death you send
Hit all those you see
Crash Niemi's crease
Slash him in the pads
Cross check Andrew Ladd
Top shelf and you'll score
Buffy nevermore
NEVERRRRRR!
Fire! Set the tone and get into their heads
Quenneville's face is red
To ensure the Chosen Ones' run is dead
Color their world blackened
Blackened!
GO CANUCKS GO!
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well played, Sir
well played indeed…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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That was fast!!
As of now (10:45 a.m. PT), the Yahoo NHL page has it up that the Hawks have already won today 5-2, and lead the series 3-1!
It was a surreal and freaky moment when I saw that. I know I slept in, but… already?!
(I’m assuming they’ve just got last game’s stats stuck in that position, and will fix it soon. Maybe it has the same effect of saying the word “shutout” late in a game… maybe it’ll cause the opposite to happen?)
"He'll play, you know he'll play. He'll play on crutches if he has to... and he'll play at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night! This game is over!"
sheesh
h/t to PuckDaddy
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sportsnetmurph
Burrows taking 1st unit PP reps with twins, Bieksa on point instead of Demitra
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I don’t know what’s worse. Bieksa or Demo on point.
Bieksa on point = asking for clear out attempts after another point shot missing the net.
by Vancouverguy on May 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
anything is better than Demitra on the point
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Just remember that when Bieksa coughs up a shorty ;)
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD THAT IS WORSE.
Prepare for a shorthanded goal tonight, my friends.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Bieksa on the point with Hossa and Toews bearing down on him?
Me likey
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
Unlike Demo, Bieksa will at least attempt to put them on their ass if he doesn’t have th epuck.
Knights, Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors all the way.
you forgot to add ...
& take a penalty on the play, simultaneously knocking the puck into his own net, while then sliding into first base, second base, third base and home plate.
Yawn
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
That would require him to catch them, no?
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Once more with feeling...
I’ll try it again this game…
4-1 Canucks…Dank with the GWG
agree on this
It’s going to be a stroke-inducing riot.
indeed it will be. Can’t wait. Plus, no work tomorrow…woot woot.
Also,
Wow, can that girl rip. Great song.
See ya tonight!
3-1 vancouver, Burrows
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
4-2 Canucks
Salo FTW
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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BTW
When she gets older, she’ll be quite the catch. Cute, plays guitar, digs the mighty metallica, can play blackened. Wonder if she cooks?
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
With a girl like that, I’d do the cooking. I wouldn’t mind that one bit.
by Vancouverguy on May 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I checked out some of her other videos and her page…she’s of legal age, and lives in amsterdam so…there you go. Warm up your pots!
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
How did you get a picture of Q's top secret plan
to take out Kesler, Burrows and O’Brien? (or have them take themselves out)
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
by shinkicker on May 7, 2010 11:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
see that thing in his had? That came out of Kane’s ass
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I can't
Picture quality is too degraded on my phone.
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
by shinkicker on May 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy shit...
BotchonCanucks
Looks like significant changes for the Canucks tonight. Expect Demitra and Rypien to be out, Grabner and Glass to be in, plus line shuffling
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I approve of Grabner. Glass is hit or miss.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. Grabner should be put in. I don’t see much difference between Glass and Rypien, as to what they bring to the table though.
by Vancouverguy on May 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Demitra is playing like an uninspired ass. I approve!
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I know you guys are rough on Demitra
but are Grabner/Glass an upgrade? Correct me if I’m wrong, but with AV/Luongo’s talk the last couple days, I’m assuming Grabner/Glass are bigger forwards that will hover around/through/on top of Niemi’s crease.
by EamusCatuli23 on May 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Demitra is increasingly becoming a liability so it stands to reason he sits. Grabner has the speed to I think to make life more hectic for Chicago, especially through the neutral zone.
Rypien is only 5’11’’ and 170 lbs…Glass is 6’2’’ and 210 lbs (or something). If the idea is to rattle Niemi a bit more, Glass is a better option. He also lead the Canucks in hits in the regular season.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It's fitting
now that Raymond can no longer help my fantasy team he gets it figured out. What do you attribute Samuelsson’s cooling? Is it just the end of a hot streak or is he just not bringing it?
USA vs GERMANY
in front of 76,000+ fans?
you know you wanna watch
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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Gotta hand it to SCH
Who knew dick jokes were the easiest way to get under Gordon McIntyre’s skin?
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maybe we need to be more offensive, because it seems everyone talks about them and not us…
heh
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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Or
It’s yet more proof that our media is retarded. Taking pot shots at a blog (using their own blog!) because they make crude jokes? Is it possible to come across as any more petty?
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
that was pretty much my thought… I believe McIntyre was the one responsible for Twinkiegate…
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lolz
“…Because they make crude jokes? Is it possible to come across as any more petty?”
[Emphasis mine]
And here we have your game day thread with a picture of Q showing the Hawks how to remove douches. I agree Gordon is petty, because really, we all make crude jokes… don’t we?
I can see you don’t hang around here much. So I’ll spare ripping you a new one and suggest you take a look around before you grace us with you LOLZ (lame).
Ain’t no one here saying this web site doesn’t make crude jokes, crude Photoshops, crude whatever. The “petty” comment was directed at The Province, not SCH.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That's hilarious
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
by shinkicker on May 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hey, if you guys don't like him
then I think SCH is probably more than happy to get under his skin for you.
Also, clearly this means NM should have more dick jokes or something.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on May 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
this looks like one of those “Hey, at least we’re not as bad as these fools!” posts.
if only they knew that SCH’s canucks counterpart here at SBNation thinks he’s the real idiot in this situation…..
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Also on Twitter.
the fool's always the last to know...
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on May 7, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, there’s a reason why i never search the Province for articles to put in the squid……
Nucks Misconduct contributor.
Also on Twitter.
do you link to SCH?
Because if you do, maybe he was just jeluz about not getting love from his fellow Canucks bloggers…
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on May 7, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i didn’t today, but i usually link to your game recaps (especially during the playoffs right now).
besides, he should be more jealous about my linking to the Vancouver Sun, their rival local newspaper who isn’t nearly as atrocious….
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Also on Twitter.
Amen.
I always feel like reading the Province is like reading the news and sports version of TMZ.
by sunshine and lollipops on May 7, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
sportsnetmurph
Proposed Lines:Daniel Henrik Burrows/Raymond Kesler Grabner/Hansen Wellwood Samuelsson/Glass Johnson Bernier
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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If the game goes south in a hurry, those second and third lines better be juggled madly. No reason to keep our best scoring threat anchored to Wellwood.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I think this shows the Canucks plan on playing their game and not letting Chicago lure them into the same crap we saw in Game 3
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Demo is a scratch. A 4 million dollar healthy scratch.
5-2 Canucks, Dank GWG.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions
not that I want to dwell on this point, because this season is still on
but he is gone in 2010-11. gone. gone. gone.
BotchonCanucks
A bit of both RT @ JMJ_7788 Is Demo injured or is AV sending a message?
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5-3 canucks, hank with the winner
i find it hard to believe there’s so few predictions already
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3-2 Canucks…Burrows w/ the GWG.
""I felt last year our guys were ready to take that next step," Vigneault said. "We weren't able to get through Chicago. I feel we're even more ready now. Having gone through that experience, having learned from it. . . we're going to be better prepared to face the challenge ahead of us."
Germany with the 1-0 lead…
2nd period
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more Burish drama
someone want to tell Burish that Burrows, as the Canucks top goal scorer is actually a skill player? more shit talking from the 4th line knuckledragger
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really Adam?
here’s a little flashback for that yappy bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NcfJ5gL84Y
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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Seriously, though
Nobody in Chicago really cares either. Burish is a pseudo-celebrity based on… something. Go ahead and waste all your time getting pissy about what Burish says, but I’d suggest spending your energy elsewhere.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
weak
burish is an instigator, eager is a fighter. that video really showed nothing
I wouldn't call Eager a fighter.
Between Burish, Eager and Fraser, we have a lot of guys more than willing to take a punch, but none of them are much when it comes to fighting.
Tremendously tremendous
Probably because he thinks they stole his jersey...
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
by Byfuglie33 on May 7, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
Even Canucks fans think Burrows is an idiot.
BTW, Burrish gets quoted a lot because he is a good interview. If you want to quote him for something try this…
“This is the playoffs. It’s borderline annoying how much they’re [Canucks] going to complain about going to the net. You look at any series, there’s going to be guys going to the net. Give me a break, this is hockey.”
No dale, canucks fans think useless trolls like yourself are idiots. We, however, unlike pissant little fuckbags like yourself, aren’t afraid to call out even our favorite players for stupid penalties. Run along now kid.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
Wow
In the words of Andy Bernard, that was an OVERreaction.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We’re only human.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I just hope he didn’t punch through his drywall after making that post.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
While yelling
GAHHHHHHHH!
Hey, maybe that’s where he got the name?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
Give me a break panda, this guy’s been trolling every post since the series started, and he always tries to do it subtly. He’s as big a useless prick as the other trolls Sean has banned. So there :P
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
No worries
I don’t mind overreactions
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec’d for Andy Bernard reference. Ya big tuna, you.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
He and Dwight
are the only reasons to watch that show anymore. The secretary and Darryl are close too.
Jim and Pam make me stabby. They’re destroying that show.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but they have to be the way they are
if for no other reason than so that Pam could breast feed the wrong baby.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
Oh man. The baby latching onto the nipple? I turned it off. What a waste. I hold out a bit of hope they’ll somehow divorce but I think that would crush middle america.
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually been trying to talk hockey...
Not doing anything here that section312 and others aren’t doing on the second city site. Basically trying to talk hockey…
Obviously that’s a waste if responses like yours are acceptable here…
Oh don't be a baby
I’ve been putting up with as bad or worse over at SCH. Just ignore him.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
been putting up with as bad or worse
If somebody has talked to you like that, could you point it out to me? I’ve talked to you a couple of times over there and don’t remember anything like that…
It's not a big deal
I don’t think it’s worth getting worked up over. Most of the SCH, almost all of them, guys are cool.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
No, soupy talks hockey. Katie talks hockey. You throw out poorly disguised jabs at the canucks and their fans that don’t even have the benefit of being humorous. If they were at least funny i could give u credit for joking and doing it all in fun, but no, don’t give me the ‘just talking hockey’ bs. But whatever, have at it. As section said, ignore me if u can’t take it.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
Auntie Niemi
I feel obligated as a Hawks fan to dub Cry Baby Bob “Roberta Luongo” as long as the other side feels fit to dub Antti, “Auntie”. That is all….GO HAWKS!!!
we weren’t the ones to dub him that… seen that moniker tacked on all season. go back to last year if you want. that will help you deal with the pain to come. we prefer Antti Claus, because of the gifts he gives out… By the way, really impressed with the clever feminization of players names. Unique and witty.
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Nah, “Auntie” could be mine. I dubbed him that quite a while ago
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh please
He’s been called that on SCH every time he gives up a weak goal. I prefer Uncle Nemo when he’s playing well.
by EamusCatuli23 on May 7, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
we need to get our stories straight here
I don’t think I’ve seen him called that out of derision for any weak goals he’s given up…
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on May 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess your right.
He’s been called Auntie for many different reasons. But I don’t think any of us (at least most of us at SCH) takes offense to it.
by EamusCatuli23 on May 7, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, not really
there was one commenter who, during a particularly strong performance, mentioned maybe we should be calling Niemi “Uncle” instead.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on May 7, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I think that was another pedophilia joke
Someone got ‘molested’ by Niemi so we should start calling him “Uncle” instead.
But Aunty is definitely not an insult. And Roberta is lame. I prefer Rosenbloom’s Reboundo Luongo
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
by shinkicker on May 7, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Lol even as a canucks fan I don’t mind that one.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
I can't remember who said it but it was from when Niemi shutout Phoenix
After he made a huge ridiculous save, someone said “We should be calling him Uncle Nieme after the way he just molested the coyotes”
Tremendously tremendous
Its that type of mindset
That leads to the tool McIntyre writing his douchebag of a column!
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
After last game, one of our columnists dubbed Bobby Lu...
‘Reboundo Luongo’. I thought that was pretty clever for the hack writers we have in Chicago.
by EamusCatuli23 on May 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Funny.
rec’d
It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.
It is not often
The Chicago Hockey sports beat get a +1 !
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're a Hawks fan
Why aren’t you on SCH?
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
take a look at his profile, gives a good impression, doesn’t it?
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Also on Twitter.
You mean like
Joining a whopping total of ZERO of his “favorite” Teams sites, but is a member of enemies?
What type of person would do that?
Truthfully
Really
Obtuse
Lowlife
Loser
Scum
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You know for some people
Walking and Chewing gum is a multi-task they can’t handle
Or
He has at least looked at our thread and realize he would be freshly cut meat, thrown in the lions den!
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hawks fan here, new to NM
I can not agree more about the stroke inducing riot. It will be one hell of a game, one that will keep me up till the sun rise… Stupid time difference.
What a find with that chick on guitar, holy crap.
Also, I hope you get crackin on promise number 2 from joining the blog. I want my candy dammit. :)
I’ve seen girls play guitar before, but not a ripper like that! Not very often.
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
shit, i forgot we still had that candy line in the blog rules. We should probably make due on that at some point.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have Halloween candy from last October if anyone is interested. If it’s going to an Ilinois address it’s probably poisoned though.
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
the legal dept. just called, they’d like you to remember to add the /satire tag at the end of posts like that.
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Good point.
1. Mason Raymond: 2 goals 1 assist. I have really liked his play overall.
I must admit, this guys got some quick skates, looks really good out there, makes up for the lack of play coming out of that line.
As for my prediction..
at game’s end, uh.. there won’t be two teams of contrasting moods heading off da field, my friends. One gloom, one gleeful. The gleeful, of which be.. Da Nux!!
74 to 2! I mean, after all, our civic pride is on the line. Because, let’s face it, if Chicago were to somehow beat Vancouver, we’d never hear the end of it.
You know, it’s absurd, really, that we would even have to waste our time comparing ourselves to that crime-ridden rathole!
Burrows, on his role tonight:
Also from the Demitra article:
“I’ll be in front and try to get to some of those rebounds,” Burrows said. “I will probably play within the rules, at the top of the crease, screening him. I probably won’t touch him or anything like that.”
“Probably”…
4-2 Coconuts. Henrik FTW...please?
I really don’t wanna have to scream at a radio.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on May 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
more the the Daniel/ Bolland skirmish than thought
Anyone who thought it was something as simple as calling Hank ugly is a moron… once again the media gets it wrong…
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This is pretty cool
“Actually, an older lady chased me down for a while yesterday. It was pretty funny. She just pulled on my shirt, wanted to say hi and tell me what a good job I did Wednesday night.”
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by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Canucks fans haven't we seen this before?
The Blackhawks dominated your soft team & overrated goalie last year. This year is going to be more of the same!! After the beating the Hawks lay on the Canuckleheads tonight they finish them off in game 5 and play in the Western finals again this year. This year the Hawks grow up & win the whole thing though. Enjoy another beating tonight Canucks fans maybe you win tonight and stretch it to 6. The Hawks are too big, too fast, & too smart to lose to you clowns!
and another one...
why would u sign up for sbnation just to go flame and troll on another site. it seems like there had to be something better u could have done in that 10 min. of your life
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to add a waiting period
before people can post here.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
Inspired by SCH
a
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
LETTER OF THE DAY
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on May 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Does you mom know you are on the internet, and playing with grown ups?
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
kill it with fire.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
4-2 Canucks, Wellwood
And no more Buttfuck goals. That’s all I ask.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
Your welcome
Sorry to interrupt your Molson induced coma folks. Enjoy the 6-2 beat down tonight. The Sedin sisters look great so far. :)
Better than the shit you drink. Homo milk is it?
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
yea you tell them...
blah blah blah, Canucks sucks blah blah blah Sedin joke blah blah blah goalie joke blah blah blah pro hawks rambling blah blah blah Canada sucks joke blah blah blah.
/epic facepalm
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you mean "you're" - at least being a grammatically correct troll, please
3-1 Nucks
Samuelsson
I'm glad you put so much supporting data in you post
You do know in Hockey, it’s not called a basket right! And their are no "Slam Dunks
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Byfuglien scores a Hat Trick??
What more evidence do you need that Luongo is horrible
Actually I mean your
You’re is short for you are which would be incorrect! Enjoy your buzz Trotski
no no it is not...
you are welcome would be correct, your, as possessive welcomed? doesn’t exactly make sense
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was gonna reply to this titweasel, but then this song came on my itunes and I decided not to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxkM_cnjFfw About 1 minute 8 seconds there’s some fitting lyrics…
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
Hemp is legal in Vancouver?
That explains a LOT!! Stay classy Canucks fans
P.S.
hemp is legal everywhere.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Soupy you are killing it
so funny. It’s great when all you have to do is correct factual inaccuracies to complete the joke. This guy is so stupid it’s unreal.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
lol...
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Well now we are firm friends
I am glad you joined up. I want to get more discussion going over there soon. I have been to OT once myself. Way back in 2001. We beat Coventry 4-2, it was the infamous Andy Goram game, and later that day Arsenal lost and we clinched the title. Our third in a row. It was a great day.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
Yeah, you damn hippies and your hemp!!!! Now get the hell off my lawn! No damn class, any of you!!!!!
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
not related, but made me think of this...
Unreal movie.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
link fail.
try again… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
dead kittens....
makes me a sad panda
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
mmm, dead kittens
It’s what makes Hossa a very hungry panda indeed.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
This is probably the most I’ve been swinging the ban hammer since we joined here. Makes sense though, playoffs do that sort of thing.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless of the outcome of this series, I have really enjoyed the company of you Hawk fans. I wasn’t expecting that. I thought we’d all be more ornery and ruthless
as us you guys...
i like that even though we are quickly becoming a very heated rivalry that for the most part each side has acted with class and respect while visiting the others site.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
the kind of class that comes with a lot of swearing and jokes about genitalia
On the Forecheck was actually too classy for me. It was giving me hives.
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
come for the swearing...
stay for the genitalia jokes
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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dude...
you are just killing it for me today.
re “genitalia”… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Fucking hilarious.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
Sean Z, regarding Andrew Alberts: "And of course credit goes to Alain Vigneault for sticking with this guy. When most of us wanted his nuts stapled to the bench."
they are
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
who wants to take a penalty when you have 2 guys in spandex pressing their nuts against the glass? :)
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight is going to be a very interesting game
I have no feel of how it will be or who will win. Will it be the Hawks or Nucks, will it be a blow out or close maybe OT. This is a pivotal game for both teams.
The Nucks have to adjust from the last two games, but the Hawks will anticipate and counter, but with what? Stretched ice, roaming forwards, Trapping, Tight Point, shooting from the point or high slot? This will be very interesting to see!
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
People have asked me all day: who do you think is going to win tonight?
I have no clue. Obviously leaning towards Van, but anything can happen. I hate it. Just drop the damned puck already so we can find out. Will be numbing my senses with Spiced Rum and Coke though!
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I generally have a gut or some other reason to go with one team or another
But tonight, I have not a clue. I feel either team can dominate tonight, but I can also see 3OT game as well. It really comes down to 1. How well the Nucks adjust 2. How the Hawks counter. Who ever wins this little battle wins tonight.
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
same
when i originally went ot put up my prediction for the final game score, i had no idea who i felt would win.
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The 1st period will be the tell tale
I really think the Nucks have the bigger hill to climb in this game (not series). They need to figure out how to mitigate the Mack truck the Hawks park in front of LU, and get to Niemi. This is a tall order to do BOTH.
I see the Hawks counter being keeping Buff low, but more shots from the center of the circles, point and high slot with 1-2 other Hawks crashing low, while the D is already retreating to the Blue line-Neutral Zone to prevent an odd man rush. I also see the Hawks actually shooting higher on LU more, just to keep him honest, and not let him get down and ready to control the low shot. keep him from playing 6’ across and keep it 6′×4′.
If the Nucks do neutralize Buff low and crash Niemi, this will inevitably lead to more long outlet passes with 1-2 forwards alone on 1-2 D-men (this is not good for you guys), or just a general run-n-gun contest, and I think the Nucks D is much weaker in minimizing high quality chances than the Hawks D.
But the Nucks have a hell of a team, the Hawks have layed big turds (Game 1), so it is anybody’s game.
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s funny how we were able to completely mitigate Byfuglien’s effectiveness in Game 1, partially BECAUSE we were playing such a up-and-down game, Byfuglien doesn’t have the speed to park his fat ass in front of the crease.
It’s going to be hard to break open the game against the Keith/Seabrook pairing. Part of AV’s thinking may be to keep his offensive weapons spread out. This prevents the (K)eith/(S)eabrook pair from shutting down most of our offensive threats.
Wellwood, from what little I have seen of games, still is playing at a relatively high level, with him feeding Sammuelson instead of the hobo-wearing-Demo’s sweater, we might actually have 3 functional, semi-efficient lines tonight. 3 Lines that could sustain some offensive pressure, and shoot pucks from all over, and hopefully give Niemi the fits.
Granted, I still think Hjarmalsson(sp) is an awesome find for them, and the rest of their D is pretty tough to take on, but at least we’re not forced to rely on the Sedins to take on K/S.
Buff is actually a pretty swift skater
It’s the conditioning part that kills him. That’s what a steady diet of weed, dip, and McNuggets will do.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
McChicken sauce
is like extra-processed mayo. Mmm.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You should have heard Mirtle comment on him on the G&M podcast. The man was close to 300lbs in Jr, could still skate, pt/game player, and soft hands… It’s a good story, hell of a good story.
by rsm on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So much untapped potential
You guys are the only team he actually shows up to play against.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Well you have to be impressed that he can move from D to the top line and be effective. Shows that there is talent and skill even if he’s fighting whatever other problems he might have.
I should have course have mentioned that his pt/game was a dman in jr.
by rsm on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
...that dammm weed
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on May 7, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I just know one of these games is going OT...
These teams are evenly matched
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
Rum and Coke shall be my numbing agent tonight as well. Cheers. Also, thanks to you…I’ll be warming up the festivities tonight with a listening of Master of Puppets. Your blog today has awakened my sleeping Metallica love.
i think i might drink those 2 smirnoff sour apple coolers i have sitting there.
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Also on Twitter.
This sounds like
The beginning of a “To Catch a Predator” scene.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey man, they taste good.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Don’t be mistaken, I like me my scotch.
Alcohol’s alcohol though. I don’t judge =P
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I Love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.
Here It Goes Down
Down Into My Belly
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
haha
No I’m not the cops. Or her dad. Just take a seat.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That joke does not get old when you're playing the Preds
Of course, their fans tend to disagree.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I never turn that stuff off when I see it’s on re-runs or whatever. It’s perfect smut TV. I just wish more of them gave the cops a run. A good Philles-style tasering should be promised in the next season.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny for like 10 minutes
Then I feel like I need to take a shower.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh totally
That’s what I mean, it has everything. Laughs, chills, sadness, disgust and then a commercial for Cialis. Hooray!
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Commercials featuring Cialis, condoms, and Smirnoff Ice
It would create quite the confusion
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And candy. Taste the rainbow.
/smacks self
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Me three
But since I’m an indie rock pussy, I’ve got Fleet Foxes playing. It all sounds the same when you’re a few cocktails into the night anyway.
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and by classical, i mean the likes of mozart, beethoven, chopin and bizet
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no, george bizet, a composer from the late 1800’s.
and even at that, i mixed up my composers. the song i have on right now is by berlioz.
Nucks Misconduct contributor.
Also on Twitter.
You didn’t do it all for the nookie?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Oh yeah, lol. Remember when that song first came out? I thought it was suhweeet, and it rocked. Now I realize how dumb it was, and how much of a tool Fred Durst is/was.
Said tool got to make out with Halle Berry.
Poor girl. Poor, poor girl.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Wasn’t he stalking Britney spears for a while too? She had to publicly call him a douchebag to get him to stop?
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
nah, i only know of Spring from the Four Seasons by him.
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Also on Twitter.
Durst is SUCH a tool
But I still love LB’s version of “Faith”
by HungryHungryPanda on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s an insult to tool to call durst one…
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
You know what always pissed me off about LB? They’d always release the only good song on the cd as the single, and i’d go buy the cd and be like ’well the single was an ok song, but man the rest of it makes me want to kick a puppy its so bad." So I think durst is a douche for wasting my money. That fucker.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
you know what always pissed me off about LB? Everything…
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Heh yeah that too. Seriously tho…nookie? good song. Rest of the album? Toilet paper. Rollin? Good song. Rest of the album? What toilet paper is used to clean up. Faith? Good song. Rest of the album? come on… Behind blue eyes? Embarassment. Rest of the album? who knows..after that butchering of behind blue eyes and previous bizkit kicks to my wallets crotch, I couldn’t bring myself to buy it.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
nope… not for me. as far as I am concerned there was ever only one band that mixed metal and rap the right way, and that was stuck mojo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCaLFxvfDEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0cmU4LKac4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOL6htxn-tc&feature=related
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not rage?
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"Aint no party like my nana's tea party...hey...hoe..."
nope
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WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
The New Pornographers' album is pretty good.
Although to me nothing can top Adventures in Solitude.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been listening to old Stars.
Nightsongs/Set Yourself On FIre FTW.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Take Me To the Riot was my favourite song for 6 months.
I played it nonstop. Non-fucking-stop.
Ageless Beauty is agelessly beautiful.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That was off In Our Bedroom After the War, no?
But yup. Love both songs. Love them.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Broken Social Scene's album came out 3 days ago.
I haven’t gotten a chance to listen to it. Have you listened to it?
Lisa Lobslinger is on the Shad K album coming out soon, good stuff.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven’t listened to it yet. Love the single though.
Dude, Shad goes to SFU. Random thought, hahaha.
I digress, haven’t listened to that either.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Yeah I heard he graces us SFU-ers with his presence.
Although I have yet to see him on campus.
I thought I saw him on the Skytrain once, but I wasn’t sure.
I saw his concert last year, was extremely good, even though I was very sick (bronchitis) at the time. He’s coming to the Biltmore again for another concert, I want to go badly. 14 dollar tickets, I hope I can get them at the door. Does the Biltmore ever sell tickets at the door?
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t even know he was coming!
He can have my fourteen dollars.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
You can buy tickets at Zulu, Red Cat and Beat St.
14 bucks each, Im gonna go get a pair for my girlfriend and I next week.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it comes down to this. If we want a point turning game to look back on for this season, this is it. Go Canucks Go!
Not to put more emphasis on this game, but I don’t see us coming back from 3-1 against the Hawks, especially with 2 games in Chicago.
Can someone please remind the Canucks of Game 1? I’m so happy I didn’t pay $300 for tickets to that Game 3 game. It was so bad on TV that I would have turned it off, if I hadn’t drank myself into a drunken stupor already. Please, have sympathy for my liver, and don’t play like crap again. Thanks!
...well if ur boys don't suffer a melt dowm
and keep up the pressure this will be a game
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
by ccm on May 7, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I all seriousness, that’s a sweet rendition of God Bless America with the retro.
by Sean Zandberg on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah they usually haul out the Kate Smith video when they’re in danger of losing…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
bloody hell
being accused on Twitter of being a bigot now… I guess my very public unfollows of Canucks and Hawks fans for racist and homophobic tweets weren’t clear enough
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
i've always...
thought u were a pretty big bigot, ur always talking about how u hate anybody who is not white Protestant and all
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah… all that work I did battling neo-nazi’s in the early 90’s was actually covert undercover work to further the efforts of a whites only homeland in the okanagan
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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I KNEW IT!!!!
i’ve always thought there was something fishy about that whole thing
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah yeah… we’ve missed you at the cross burnings btw, where have you been?
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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nothing to see here… let’s you and me get in the car and go for a ride out to the gravel pit to talk about this…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
loads his gun
great story… don’t think you’re gonna like the ending
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
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I’m allergic to cats. Get in the trunk.
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
Racism?
Im black.
You now know a black person and thus cannot be accused of being racist.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
there you go
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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I try to help out when I can.
"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan
by Chuckles Canuckles on May 7, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
@Kent_Basky
and I dunno what the hell I said to this person to publicly call me out like that… but it must have been this:
http://twitter.com/Kent_Basky/status/13469964038
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
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How did that goal not go in?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
The first time can be tricky for anyone
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking from experience?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Just trying to console those who need it, sometimes you need to lie to be nice.
Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what she said…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
dammit… lucic teasing us about beating the unholy hell outta carbomb…
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
Briere with a dirty one through the viisi-hole on Rask
Nucks Misconduct's Grumpy Old Man
WAACH Blog/Podcast- The 38th best Canucks blog on the Interwebs
I figure I’m outta the running for the scoreboards
I also apparently just learned English today.
by Passive Voice on May 7, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
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