"Nucks" To The Tune Of "Girls" By The Beastie Boys
by Sean Zandberg on May 22, 2010 12:33 AM PDT
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PrintGucci Cowgirl likes a challenge so...
To the Beasties' tune....
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Nucks
All I really like is Nucks
At 7 pm I watch the Nucks
Even morning games it's Nucks
I hate the way they choke
Demitra's such a spineless joke
Luongo close your fucking legs
Bieksa lays some stinky eggs
Back in the day
There was some cheer down Granville way
Cuz Trevor Linden made them pay
With his Fin buddy Jyrki Lumme
And the wall named Captain Kirk McLean
They shit the bed on the PK
They were just a goalpost away
Nearly 16 years ago this day
I hope Gillis will say
Hey Woody don't hit the buffet
Demo hope you like San Jose
I'm getting Cullen for Bernier
Hordi leave town that's OK
Ryan Walter drowned in English Bay
Cody's back is fine he'll play
Roberto's "C" turns to an "A"
Forsberg and Sundin to my dismay
Nucks- Bring it on bitches
Nucks- Welcome to your doom
Nucks-Ladd picks up the soap
Nucks- In Kesler's bathroom
Nucks
All I really want is Nucks
Creepy Swede Twins yeah the Nucks
With greasy Lou hair I want Nucks
Kick some ass you crazy
Nucks Nucks Nucks Nucks NUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSS
NUCKS!
YEAH!
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wow, sean.
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If only the Canucks were still in the playoffs around my 20th birthday....
I hope Gillis will say
Hey Woody don’t hit the buffet
Demo hope you like San Jose
I’m getting Cullen for Bernier
Hordi leave town that’s OK
Ryan Walter drowned in English Bay
Cody’s back is fine he’ll play
Roberto’s “C” turns to an “A”
Verse of win!
The artist formerly known as GAHHHHH!
"You'll be playing in England the rest of your career" Alex Burrows
"I'm not a water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis, did steve tell you that?" FotC
Agreed. Except that I like Ryan Walter!
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by nucksandpucks on May 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Where’s the Cowgirl? Does this mean I win? haha. C’mon Gucci, let’s keep this game goin’!
by Sean Zandberg on May 26, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
then again, nucksandpucks kicked both our asses IMO.
by Sean Zandberg on May 26, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, but don’t sell yourselves short – those were both great songs! And I agree, let’s keep this going. It’ll distract me from the fact that the effing Hawks are going to win the Cup!
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by nucksandpucks on May 27, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
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