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"Nucks" To The Tune Of "Girls" By The Beastie Boys

Gucci Cowgirl likes a challenge so...

To the Beasties' tune....

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Nucks

All I really like is Nucks

At 7 pm I watch the Nucks

Even morning games it's Nucks

 

I hate the way they choke

Demitra's such a spineless joke

Luongo close your fucking legs

Bieksa lays some stinky eggs

 

Back in the day

There was some cheer down Granville way

Cuz Trevor Linden made them pay

With his Fin buddy Jyrki Lumme

And the wall named Captain Kirk McLean

They shit the bed on the PK

They were just a goalpost away

Nearly 16 years ago this day

 

I hope Gillis will say

Hey Woody don't hit the buffet

Demo hope you like San Jose

I'm getting Cullen for Bernier

Hordi leave town that's OK

Ryan Walter drowned in English Bay

Cody's back is fine he'll play

Roberto's "C" turns to an "A"

 

 

Forsberg and Sundin to my dismay

 

Nucks- Bring it on bitches

Nucks- Welcome to your doom

Nucks-Ladd picks up the soap

Nucks- In Kesler's bathroom

 

Nucks

All I really want is Nucks

Creepy Swede Twins yeah the Nucks

With greasy Lou hair I want Nucks

Kick some ass you crazy

Nucks Nucks Nucks Nucks NUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSS

NUCKS!

YEAH!

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