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So It Begins...Canucks-Blackhawks Game 1 Preview

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BLACKHAWKS

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Time 5:00 PM PST
TV CBC, Versus, RDS
The Enemy Second City Hockey Scoring Leaders Samuelsson: 7-4-11 Toews: 2-6-8
Canucks
Category Blackhawks
4.17 (2)
Goals Per Game 2.83 (10)
3.0 (10)
 Goals Against Per Game 2.5 (3)
2.53 (1)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.10 (8)
25.0 (6)
Power Play %
17.4 (11)
61.5 (16)
Penalty Kill %
96.3 (2)
31.2 (8)
Shots Per Game 30.0 (9)
27.7 (4)
 Shots Against Per Game 27.7 (4)
33.3 (14)
Winning % When Scoring First 75.0 (2)
50 (4)
Winning % When Leading After 1 100 (1)
 100 (1)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 50.0 (5)
100 (1)
Winning % When Leading After 2 80.0 (2)
66.7 (1)
Winning % When Trailing After 2 0
55.0 (2)
Faceoffs % 52.8 (3)
13.8 (11)
 PIM's Per Game 10.8 (4)
+11 (1)
+ / - GF/GA (see here)
-1 (9)

Update (3:28 PST): The Canucks will go with speed over muscle tonight. Jannik Hansen, Michael Grabner and Rick Rypien will play on the 4th line. I'm in favor of this. Aside from that, remember this goal by Hordichuk against the Hawks last post season?

-Watch for a guy named Bryan Bickell. He's a tough guy playing on the top line with Kane and Toews. He'll be crashing the net as well, and basically being a bodyguard for his wee little buddies. (Chicago Sun-Times)

-Getting to know "Aunti" Niemi (Chicago Sun-Times)

-Only Anton Volchenkov and Hal Gill have more blocked shots than Brent Sopel does. Like it or not, we'll be seeing a lot of Soaps. (CDC)

-Aaron Rome is ready to go, but Canucks will play Andrew Alberts instead. (BotchonCanucks- Twitter) Pfft??

-Hawks think they know how to slow down Sedins. (The Province). I believe they are correct, but even so, Canucks are going to need a lot from lines 2 and 3.

-Don't ask Lou if the United Center intimidates him. (The Province) What Lou should have said to that reporter was: "Here's what I want you to do. I want you to take that microphone and shine it up real nice. Then I want you to turn than sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass, jabroni!"  Some of these reporters, I tell ya. Enough with the stupid fucking questions already. Is it 5:00 yet?

Star-divide

-Canucks are 6-1 in game 1's on the road dating back to 2003. Just saw that on TSN's scrolling marquee. Huh. I'm 1-6 when petting someone's dog that's tied to a sign post while the owner is in the store. Never a good idea.

-These are getting old, but still...

Here's the last time the Canucks won a playoff game in Chicago:

Alright! Go Canucks GO!

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LOL @ Tatanka, good times.

4-3 Canucks, Son of Sam GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on May 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Vancouver, Burr FTW

That is all.

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by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

History will be made = 400 ft past the shark it jumped about 2 weeks ago.

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

5-3 canucks, hank with the winner.

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by missy on May 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

This is MY spot on the ice!

P.S. Tell Luongo I didn’t wipe.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on May 1, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, thanks for posting that unflattering pic. What a fat punk. that’s his old team photo. Nobody wanted to be in a picture with him

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like the kid from Modern Family.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on May 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL! Rec’d for making me rename the show “wonder beers”.

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Buff: proof that even god makes mistakes

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the word ‘peewee’ is a little misplaced in this situation

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on May 1, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s pretty funny actually, when you think of it all at once.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 1, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The real key to this series.

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh....my....

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Canucks in overtime. Burrows

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks in overtime. Burrows

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Invoking the gods of twins there? Doublemint posting FTW!

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doublemint gum!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KhsZzduLJ8

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on May 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-3 Hawks, Toews

Reverse-jinx FTW!

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.

by nucklord on May 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Kesler.

by eleccy on May 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Twinkies made of Arsenic:

Canucks 4 White Doves 2
GWG Ehrhoff ist Wunderbar!

I chase my cat around the house with extra hustle.

by Sneps-ish on May 1, 2010 12:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Sneps-ish = online sig generator :)

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys watching the Bruins game? Holy hell! This is the best OT I’ve seen in ages

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm about ready to have a heart attack

and I really don’t care who wins that series

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe Boston’s pressure! My god!

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, Recchi would be perfect in a Canucks jersey. Get it done Gillis!

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

can somebody tell them...

our series is susposed to be the crazy one. they are stealing our thunder

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

also...

anybody who thinks playoff overtime is not the best thing ever. is a fucking retard.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, I agree. The politically correct police are coming tho :) Don’t worry I’ll stall them

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

is "touched in the head"

a more acceptable term

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, am I laughing now! Never heard that one before!

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use that and "special" over at SCH

we really try to be PC on that one too

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peeps are generally sensitive in BC. And stoned :)

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...

what else do u have to do in B.C.?? lol

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you...

i went out for my b-day last nite… still not functioning at 100% i’ll try to stay a little more P.C. for now on

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol @ White Doves.
 
Props to Versteeg for acknowledging that the Sedins are ‘amazing’ in the Province article.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.

by nucklord on May 1, 2010 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I think most of our players/fans

have much respect for the Nucks abilities. Nothing is being taken lightly. It will be fight to the death for both teams.

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i play this score guessing game?

5-3 hawks, bicks with the GWG

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

woot...

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

who are you pulling for, Bruins or Flyers?

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston...

lot of family there… been there many of times, beautiful city

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what bout you

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But great to see Savard come back and score like that!

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup...

couldn’t agree more

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was some exciting hockey right there

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when Savard played for Calgary and was hated? I think he was labelled a locker room distraction

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren't most people from Calgary hated?

I thought Calgary was like a no no word here

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sutter Welds Palm to Forehead

Calgary Herald May 1, 2010

“…I’m a busy guy and this is just such a big timesaver”.

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey

by reggiedunlop on May 1, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean Savard was hated by Flames fans…I’ll have to do some research.

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season boaseline numbers...

Since you already have the last series playoff numbers, I think I will give you the differentials for the season. This is for any situation, your "goals for" minus your "goals against" added to the opposite of your opponent. This can be used to determine a baseline of what is expected to be the advantages and disadvantages in each situation for each team. So what are they?

Vancouver is +4 when 5on5
They are +14 on the PP
They are -24 on the PK
They are -11 when 4on4
They are +6 with Empty Net goals.

So for a 7 game series, here are the Vancouver baseline numbers:

+1 extra goals in the series on the PP
+.5 extra goals in the series on 5on5 (with the extra from the PP)
+.5 extra goals in the series on EN (Empty Net) goals
-2 extra goals in the series on the PK
-1 extra goals in the series when 4on4

And the difference in baselines between the two teams is one extra goal for Chicago in a seven game series.

So what does this mean? Pretty much what you already know…

Vancouver needs to score more goals then their opponent at 5 on 5 and with the Power Play in order to make up for the additional goals they tend to give up with their Power Kill.

In particular there are two things you might want to look at.

One is when strength is on strength who wins? Does Vancouver’s strength on their Power Play overcome Chicago’s strength which is their Power Kill.

Second, in an emotional series where Vancouver is looking for revenge, can they stay out of the penalty box?

It’s going to be a fun series…

by DaleHalas on May 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Canucks, Kes gets the GWG.

First user of the acronym TSP.

by TXCanucklehead on May 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Message sent.

4-1 Canucks. Hawks get frustrated by Lui and stain the floor of their own dressing room with tears.

Daniel scores the GWG and the one Hawks goal goes in off someone’s butt.

""I felt last year our guys were ready to take that next step," Vigneault said. "We weren't able to get through Chicago. I feel we're even more ready now. Having gone through that experience, having learned from it. . . we're going to be better prepared to face the challenge ahead of us."

by vancitydan on May 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

good...

nice way to come back from the injury

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a great story. These guys did steal our thunder! For now…

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope they play the Pens in the East finals

and he gets revenge on them for Cooke’s cheap shot

TULO = 2010 MVP!

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

LETS GO WINGS!

by TuLoRocks2008 on May 1, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely agree

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by Yankee Canuck on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Boston should dress McSorely for the first game against the Pens if they get there. We have a ‘special’ present for Matt Cooke…

by rsm on May 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Sexy Eyes with the goal.

Boucher was good though.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on May 1, 2010 12:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Quite sick.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on May 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

just read your signature- pretty funny

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

o texas...

will u just succeed yet?

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, if you were making fun of the texan’s intelligence there, it might have been funnier if you spelled secede correctly… just saying…

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er…substantially less ironic though…

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends upon how you look at it

secede = leave the US or succeed = Stars make the playoffs

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...

yea i realized that after i posted it.. does the fact that i might still be drunk from going out till 5 in the morning for my b-day last nite. give me one mulligan??

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol thought u got the mulligan earlier for the retard statement? Anyways, it’s ok…most of us in Canada are willing to give Hawk’s fans a mulligan because we’re aware of your…uh…mental capacity drawbacks… We still like you a thousand times more than flames fans… :P

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on May 1, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol...

good, i was gonna say i hope my failures didn’t put us on the same level as flames fans

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

where are Flames in the hierarchy

just above the Scum?

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

for you guys: probably just above, i’d guess.
for us though, it’s just below.

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by missy on May 1, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean secede?

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NM ;)

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dismissing your own site?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on May 1, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How so?

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry forgot where I was, I'll spell it out ;)

NM = nevermind, a dismissal, also…….
NM = Nucks Misconduct

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on May 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha. I’m a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Nucks. Samuelsson FTW.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on May 1, 2010 12:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hawks 6-5 in OT, Seabrook with the GW

Seabs has a knack for delivering in these types of situations and he’s about due.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on May 1, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey soupy, hope you enjoyed your b-day! Today is my 6th wedding anniversary. I’m outta here for a while. See you all in a bit. I’ll drop by SCH too.

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you...

and congrats on your anniversary. have a good day.

fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!

by soupy's spin-o-rama on May 1, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Anniversary

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on May 1, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy anniversary

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by missy on May 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy 6th to you and Mrs. Z.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on May 1, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Z.

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Sean!

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on May 1, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Kes with the winner

Lou is gonna be fucking EPIC in Game 1, mark my words. Kesler will amp up his game, since he plays best against teams he hates. He’ll get 2 points, including the GWG. And the Sedins will be largely contained for the game but will still manage to score.

Less than 4 hours to go… GO CANUCKS GO!

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by Canuckk on May 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Final Score: Hawks X, Nucks Y
  • X > or < Y, but not = to, with a margin of error of + or – 1
  • # of fans banging heads on ceiling in City A inversely proportionate to # of fans banging head on floor in City B

There, I laid it all on the line, out there for all to see. Hope I’m right.
Yay, my team (A or B)!

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on May 1, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

although that definitely won’t get you anything, that is the cleverest prediction i’ve ever seen!

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by missy on May 1, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like the

Mount Cleverest of predictions.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on May 1, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice template

I think I’ll use this.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on May 1, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictions:

Canucks steal tonight 4-2. Kes FTW.

I go to work tonnight and seriously consider quitting my job until the game is over.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on May 1, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss the last leg of games for this round. Just call in sick….til June.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on May 1, 2010 1:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Should have a tv for tonight. Be off for 2 and 3, not bad.

Missed game 6 of LA series. Was on the plane to Vegas and the CBC channel didn’t work. Almost died. Had to watch the ticker on the Score to the whole way.

You’re sheduled to work 6 and 7 then?

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on May 1, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Trying to get it off. But the dude’s a hockey fan too. :(

Vegas huh? How was that?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on May 1, 2010 3:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Always fun. I love it there (for a few days). Nice break between series to detox.

Left them a nice little deposit so they can keep the lights on while I’m gone.

Shove it in your addendum.

by kesrows on May 1, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, I take it you sucked on the tables :P

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on May 1, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Afternoon All

Just wanted to stop by, and say whats up, before the festivities begin here later on tonight. Here is to a good series, plenty of Chelsea Dagger, and some good fun.

Get off my Land!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 1, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sitting at a sf giants baseball game and I’m drunk already. Loooooong day ahead. Go hockey!

Happy anniversary Z

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by Yankee Canuck on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

hahaha very nice.

speaking of drunkeness, i need to go buy some rum…..

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by missy on May 1, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. Unless you’re 10 years old, sober and baseball really don’t work.

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on May 1, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks
Ehrhoff FTFW

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by WAACH 'Cast on May 1, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, FU Sweden for the win.

Happy Anniversary, Z and Mrs. Z.

PS: Nice The Rock reference in there.

by Vancouverguy on May 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks. A reinvigorated Burr with the gwg.

by Beantown Canuck on May 1, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 canucks. daniel.

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Samuelsson with the GWG

by Tyr on May 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough already!!

Am I the only one who thinks far too much fuss is being made over Dustin Byfuglien?

Canucks steal game 1, 3-1 with Dank getting the GWG.

by Inquirer on May 1, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

no, i’m ignoring all the Buff talk completely.

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by missy on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw, i don’t think i’ve seen you yet, so welcome to the site.

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by missy on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

missy

I think you’ll like this

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by ChicagoNativeSon on May 1, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny.

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by missy on May 1, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawks fan here

I agree, too much is being made. Sure, he was effective last year. But we haven’t seen that Buff this year, hardly at all. I don’t see why he starts making a difference now, but I’d sure like to see it.

by HungryHungryPanda on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a decoy! Watch out for Bickell!

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buff = General Patton on D-Day?

now if only it was Kyle “Beach” instead of Bickell

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by ChicagoNativeSon on May 1, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-3 Nucks. Daniel with the winner.

by marcness52 on May 1, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I have already made my predictions

54.8%

But once again good luck, and lets have some fun!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 1, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Not entirely sure why they are so down on Luongo over there at SCH.

I’d take Luongo, even on his most pedestrian day, over any combination of Niemi and Huet.

All this talk about him not being capable of stealing a series for us is borderline silly. If Luongo can continue his rather strong play, (and relatively few softies give up) in the first series, we’ll be in fairly good shape.

To Chicago and Vancouver fans alike, here’s to an awesome series!

by Vancouverguy on May 1, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This statement is the reason
If Luongo can continue his rather strong play, (and relatively few softies give up) in the first series, we’ll be in fairly good shape.

If is a big word, the Hawks are not the Kings, and besides he is the bad guy on SCH, isn’t that what fans do?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on May 1, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there a time limit to when we can put our predictions in?

Never cut it this close, but 4-3 Canucks Kesler GWG “if” I’m still allowed

by Laharl on May 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

only time limit is when the puck drops

by Sean Zandberg on May 1, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

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