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With all this yapping going on about "Canucks Day" and jinxes..blah blah blah, I thought I'd show you an image that was done up in Chi-Town before the Preds-Hawks series. Does this rival the Canucks Cup Parade from last season or what?
I think Sarah Spain had the best insight on it. If anybody from Second City Hockey has a link to their take on it please let me know. I can't find it in their archives.
Vigneault! Plaster this image of Porky on the dressing room wall!

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Jonathan’s Dwight Schrute impression needs some work and better timing.

by Sneps-ish on Apr 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

And THIS little piggy...

…Went “boo, hoo, hoo” all the way home!

by Thursday on Apr 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree, this is definitely good locker room fare. I love stuff you can go to as a “fuck them” kind of inspiration

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 27, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder if Welly could fit into one of those nostrils?

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Apr 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone watching the Wings-Coyotes?

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

already 500 comments at FFH, we have almost all the fanbases covered.

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by missy on Apr 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

His holiness Bryzgalov is holding the fort

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tuned in just in time to see a pretty save

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Apr 27, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Bryz goes all Halak (a la game 6) on the Wings. Can’t stand teams who think they’re entitled.

Hockey: The best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD!

by spriteofice on Apr 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

17 shots by the Wings after 1! All hail Breezie!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DatSICK with another!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit! Coyotes are shitting the bed!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Expect lots of Preds fans to be rooting on the 'Nucks in the next series.

I’m a Preds fan, here to stir things up a bit.

I’m sure most of you are already aware of the dirty hit by Ho$$a on Hamhuis in game 5. Enter this URL, scroll down a bit, and watch the video clip to see what Sopel did to Erat after game 5 was over (it’s at the 1:28 mark, just south of the “Stanley Cup Playoffs” logo):

http://www.ontheforecheck.com/2010/4/27/1446855/tuesdays-news-an-off-season-begins#storyjump

Dirk Hoag of OtF posted it at ontheforecheck.com this morning, as most of us didn’t notice it at the time.

Lots of the ‘Hawks fans keep talking about is how they made Luongo cry last year; here’s to hoping it’s Niemi who’s crying at the end of the next series.

by LuvthePreds on Apr 27, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. WTF was he thinking? Welcome, LuvthePreds, and hell yes I support your cause!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...just watched that.

"He came to to hit me and missed and went over the boards, and his skate came up and hit me in the side of the face," said Henrik, rubbing a red scrape high on his cheekbone. " I think he shaved my playoff beard. It was close." after Game 6. vs. Kings.

by vancitydan on Apr 27, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Sopel not get something even resembling a phone call from C. Campbell in the ivory tower.

Meanwhile Bryz just stands off another Scum rush…fack…Holmstrom kind of should be going there….or no penalty on it.

"He came to to hit me and missed and went over the boards, and his skate came up and hit me in the side of the face," said Henrik, rubbing a red scrape high on his cheekbone. " I think he shaved my playoff beard. It was close." after Game 6. vs. Kings.

by vancitydan on Apr 27, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's easy to answer

Colon Campbell is a mental midget.

by Sharkbeight on Apr 27, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would imply that Campbell has some kind of mental capacity. I’m not convinced of that.

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by TXCanucklehead on Apr 27, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on, it’s sopel…he played here for years…u know as well as anyone else from Vancouver that he’s got the IQ of a used bunk sock. It’s why no one in Vancouver except fat cougars were sorry to see him leave.

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by GAHHHHH! on Apr 27, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's incredible

Totally classless. Wouldn’t expect anything less from that guy.

Knights, Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors all the way.

by Jevant on Apr 28, 2010 5:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Coyotes equivalent of Burrows…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...no.

Sorry to disagree. Fiddler is an agitator, but I have always disliked the comparison.

Fiddler had 11 and 8 the last two years…we all know Burr had more than that.

Tenacious little bugger…doesn’t have Mr Everything’s hands or hockey sense.

And Lidstrom puts them up by two again….fack.

"He came to to hit me and missed and went over the boards, and his skate came up and hit me in the side of the face," said Henrik, rubbing a red scrape high on his cheekbone. " I think he shaved my playoff beard. It was close." after Game 6. vs. Kings.

by vancitydan on Apr 27, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just knew someone was gonna call me out on their respective production.

I meant the comparison more in the versatility of their skill sets (including agitating).

He’s a lesser Burrows, how about that?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool...

I didn’t mean anything by it. I heard a few commentators on TSN and whatnot try to make the comparison, and it just didn’t fly with me.

I know Burrows played with the Twins and all, but he has 9 SH goals in the last two years….and 13 in his career.

Vernon had 5 in the last two and 7 overall.

Would love to have him on the Canucks though! A Pure Hell line of him and Kes would turn the Terror Twins into Triplets…

"He came to to hit me and missed and went over the boards, and his skate came up and hit me in the side of the face," said Henrik, rubbing a red scrape high on his cheekbone. " I think he shaved my playoff beard. It was close." after Game 6. vs. Kings.

by vancitydan on Apr 27, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1.

SOGs are 38-15 Wings.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Jebus. I’ve been wondering about that.

First user of the acronym TSP.

by TXCanucklehead on Apr 27, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Stu makes it 4-1!!

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really glad that Vancouver is mentioned in such a positive way at From the Rink. Oh wait, what?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Apr 27, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

6-1, revenge for Sunday is being had.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sick stat:

52 consecutive playoff wins when they score 4+ goals.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 27, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck, Sharkies. The juggernaut’s back.

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by eightyseven on Apr 27, 2010 8:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Screw the Dogs…Sharks will take these idiots

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

the bandwagon is moving

the “Fuck Detroit” party at FFH is moving over to Fear The Fin, although a few will be coming here as well.

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by missy on Apr 27, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawks fan's general response

That stupid mural is an abomination, and (thank GOD) it was white-walled over shortly thereafter. I’m afraid i can’t posts links very well with my crappy internet service, but i commented on SCH and hopefully someone will come over shortly to link to our long, pissed off rants about the damned thing.

I swear, if we ever find out who painted that thing…….(I personally think it was a Wings fan)

by puppetmasterp on Apr 27, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite interpretation of the mural (from a Flyers fan – not a direct quote):

“the mural shows Toews skating past the Cup as the Flyers win it. The pig nose came from him getting pummelled by Carcillo earlier in the game.”

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by Canuckk on Apr 27, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I heard the mural was a Budweiser Ad

Leave it to St. Louis

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 27, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a SCH link

that captures some of the thoughts on the Toews mural and other marketing thinks done this year. Thankfully, the Toews mural was white washed about three days after it was completed.

http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/3/31/1398896/to-quote-eric-bogosian-in-under

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 27, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, But how does that saying go...?

Oh, yeah: “Once and internet porn star, always an internet porn star!”

by Thursday on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not a Hawks fan

it’s a Nucks fan watching Kane beat BoobyLu with that sweet backhander for a hat trick in Game 6 last year.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Like I stated below, I suck at replying

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all good. :) I deleted my comment and gave you the runaround. haha

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Buddy

Must be nice to have admin control.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s grand!
It was just lucky timing though…sorry

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem

DICK! (Only kidding. Just stealing the name you used on us yesterday on SCH)

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Apr 27, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the SNET story where the reporters asked AV about the Canucks Day.

He quoted himself. It was hilarious. Paused a second and said " I don’t care". Laughter all around. He did remember to throw in " It is a great honour "while everyone was still giggling so as to not piss off the mayor.

God I love that guy. His pressers have been gold.

"He came to to hit me and missed and went over the boards, and his skate came up and hit me in the side of the face," said Henrik, rubbing a red scrape high on his cheekbone. " I think he shaved my playoff beard. It was close." after Game 6. vs. Kings.

by vancitydan on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought I could get in some light-hockey reading here at NM after work today, then I ran into the shit storm known as FTR and the post that the Edmonton writer came up with. It took me well over 30 minutes to scroll through all the comments.

While Bertuzzi’s actions are certainly unjustified, I find the attack on a passionate, (largely sensible) fanbase quite irresponsible. Finding the most despicable action a PAST member of the organization has done, and chronicling the most over-reactive of the crazy local fans, is akin to inciting angry responses, which he has done a masterful job of.

by Vancouverguy on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. A shit-disturbing masterpice

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...picking a favorite

…between the Sharks and the Wings is like picking a favorite between Celine Dion and Hall and Oates: It would be best for the world if neither existed.

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by GAHHHHH! on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Contrast material

if there were no Celine Dion’s in the world how would you know what you did and didn’t like?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
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by Section 312 on Apr 28, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Sharks to win for sure

by andrew21nz on Apr 28, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

On that note, you have to remember that the winner or that series takes on the winner of this series, so this question is to both Nucks and Hawks fans, who would you want to face next round? The Wings or the Sharks?

by Laharl on Apr 28, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks

I think they are the lesser of the two evils, but I would rather that the meteor takes care of both of them for us.

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by stacie7 on Apr 28, 2010 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

No question-Sharks

The Hawks really handled them this year.

by HungryHungryPanda on Apr 28, 2010 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

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