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Update: Lines for tonight:

Dank-Hank-Bank

Demitra-Keslord-Grabbinher

Raymond-Welly-Hansen

Hordichuk-Johnson-Rypien

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Let's make this short and sweet.

There was another murder in the city of angels last night. The Canucks set the bar quite low for themselves. How Ehrhoff escaped with a +2 is remarkable.

Tonight's opponent brings another problem: they aren't eliminated yet (a combination of four points lost by them or gained by Colorado will kill them off). Perhaps the reduced pressure on their minds has allowed the Ducks to perform better in their past ten (7-3-0) then Vancouver has (5-4-1). Sure we blew them up last week, but they won three straight following that by a combined score 11-5.

On the injury front, Hiller is likely still out and noted puke Getzlaf joins him with an ankle injury. That pales in comparison to Vancouver who will enter the night without roster staples Mitchell (head), Samuelsson (shoulder), Bernier (groin), Shane O'Brien (the Roxy) and possibly Daniel Sedin (back) and leading goal scorer Alex Burrows (throat). That's only a combined 89 goals (35% of their team total) lost between Daniel, Sammy and Mr. Everything. No problem. No problem at all. [Update: Burrows says he's good to go and Daniel is back too.]

No word yet on any call-ups for Burrows, so maybe we'll see Vigneault put Bieksa back at forward (because that worked so well in the fall). Worse yet is the fact the pluggers - including my favorite person to hate right now Hordichuk - could conceivably all get TOI promotions to fill in the injury gap. Shoot me.

Star-divide

With Hiller out, McElhinney will ride his three game win up against presumably Andrew Raycroft, though perhaps the better message Vigneault can send is to chuck Luongo right back into the fire. Any other ideas on what to do with your marquee starter who has let in 19 goals in the past five games? [Update: Razor in, Bobby gets to read the funnies.]

Jason Blake is riding high after a five point night against Colorado, Saku Koivu has three in the same game and Corey Perry has four points (3G, 1A) in the past three. Hank picked up his NHL-leading 105th point last night, but Burrows and Sedin obviously had their streaks snapped.

Tonight should be a good test for the depth guys (even more so if Razor is in). Henrik and Kesler can only do so much, so it'll be up to the Wellwoods (2G last night), Raymonds, Demitras and Hansens of the group to step up and do the damage. Ditto for Alberts who's fooling no one as a stay-at-home defenseman with his play and, if he doesn't turn it around soon, could become our new Ossi Vaananen for the playoffs...

...Playoffs? Playoffs?! Forget about clinching tonight, just climb back to respectability.

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We shall never again speak of the events of last night

although, my doomsday prediction was almost correct :-)
Dionne wasnt the one who got the hattrick though…

Anyways, no doom and gloom today. Two beers down and it ain’t even noon yet. Happiness abounds.

4-2 Canucks
Hank, Ehrhoff, Raymond (GWG), Raycroft (EN)
Perry (2)

by Temujin on Apr 2, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

You sure its only been two beers

Raycroft with the EN’er. Nice.

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by Nuuuuugs on Apr 2, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont even want to watch the highlights of last night.

4-3 Canucks, Blasthoff.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 2, 2010 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

What's the Good News?

Aside from Burrows back in the lineup.

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by Nuuuuugs on Apr 2, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

The good news is that Burrows is back, and Raycroft is starting in place of 8o88y Lou.

by Canuckk on Apr 2, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

8o88y Lou

Nice.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 2, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Raycroft is good news...

then he better be getting that empty netter tonight.

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by Nuuuuugs on Apr 2, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Apr 2, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, McElhinney could never win in Calgary and now he’s stringing them together in Anaheim.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 2, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bounce back game, embarrassed nucks….

4-0 Vancouver, Hank with the GWG just to piss in campbells shoe a bit.

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on Apr 2, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW who’s responsible for the keeping score of this? I ask cuz I haven’t seen my points added for getting score and team right game before last… just saying…

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by GAHHHHH! on Apr 2, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damned Zanstorm

He’s been padding his stats and forgetting about everyone else. I’m sure I’ve gotten at least 14 games right, and 6 GWG correct as well.

Heh!

by Temujin on Apr 2, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha…nope!
BTW I think I just decreased the amount of bars I can go to in this town by 1 last night. Not a bad thing.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-1 Canucks, Burrows with all 4 goals, including the winner. Because Burrows is awesome.

by Canuckk on Apr 2, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Nucks

Hank makes his MVP case with the winner.

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 2, 2010 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2 Canucks. Hank.

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by casual on Apr 2, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm feeling very pessimistic.

these California road trips never go well for the Canucks (had a similar one at this time last year)
4-2 Ducks, Koivu with the winner :(
on the other hand, we can still clinch tonight if Colorado beats Calgary.

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GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Apr 2, 2010 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet Everlovin' Gods of Hockey...

…the Canucks need some playoff momentum.

Like, now.

by Sneps-ish on Apr 2, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Like

five minutes ago.

Easter Bunny gonna have a sad tonight if they lose.

by Temujin on Apr 2, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feeling less pessimistic.

I do remember that sucky grip too missy….but with the #1 line intact, and Mac in net ( may be playing well…but he fears the Canucks! )…and an absolute bedsoiler to atone for.

Leaders step up.

4-1. Winning goal by Kesler.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 2, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

oops...trip

My grade school typing sucks.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 2, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Rayzor in net we’re fine. The team will come together.

5-3 Canucks, Kesler

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

btw, Yankee called last night’s loss. take a look back at this and scroll down to last night’s game….

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by missy on Apr 2, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

And i never make predictions either!

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 2, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny stuff!

Sundin ends hold out, signs with Vancouver

and then the next night:

Sundin retires.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he put that for both Toronto games.

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by missy on Apr 2, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, hilarious! Can’t believe I missed this before.

Ducks lose 10-9
Third line brawl, Luongo flees when Emery skates to center ice
Fourth line brawl. Bernier throws a trident
Sundin unretires. Is excited to be back in the hunt.
Sundin retires again
Olympic Break follows another Wild loss. Clutterbuck injures vagina.
Calgary loses NW title by one point

Awesome.

by Canuckk on Apr 2, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Nucks. Burrows with the winner?

Who’s working the entire long weekend? This girl </3

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 2, 2010 1:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That first “?” shouldn’t be there.

I’m Ron Burgundy?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 2, 2010 1:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 2, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work every weekend, including this one. You went to a concert last night and missed that joke of a game. You’re doin’ alright.

by ShiftySC on Apr 2, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were amazing, holy damn. I’ll quit complaining :)

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 2, 2010 4:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Suspended 2 games. I guess that’s fair.

lol @ the Tito Santana reference

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 2, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random Break.com clip. You guys might find this funny. Kids do a Scarface play.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL, this is fantastic!!

The props are awesome. Popcorn as coke, haha.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 2, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

That just brought “wrong” to a whole new level. Good to see the parents loved it. Must have been done in Calgary.

Can't watch the thinkspeak. Always sarcastic, barely ever mean. Just me.

by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that.

Lots of psuedo swearing…but they kept it …authentic!

Great stuff…thx.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 Canucks. Wellwood.

Go Raycroft.

by ShiftySC on Apr 2, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler.

by eleccy on Apr 2, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks, Burrows with game winning deflection at 5:36 of the second period.

Can't watch the thinkspeak. Always sarcastic, barely ever mean. Just me.

by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Just dropped the little woman at the airport. Should be a very nice weekend.

Hookers and crack and Canucks, oh boy!

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by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re off to see the dealer….

because because because because.

of the wonderful drugs that he has…

Fan of the newer version with Micheal kesrows, or the classic with Judy and her red shoes?

I bet you are a Mikey man… ;-)

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 2, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

“Hookers and crack” is code between me and the wife for sitting around on my ass all weekend while she’s in Vegas with the girls.
It’s uncomfortable apparently when it gets brought up at board meetings at her work.

Someone: Where are you going this weekend?
Her: Vegas.
Someone: What is kesrows gonna do?
Her: Hookers and crack.
(cue silence and open mouth stares in the boardroom)

Wish I was there to see it.

Can't watch the thinkspeak. Always sarcastic, barely ever mean. Just me.

by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

“pardon”?

Well…not cheap hookers…he has some class…married me right?"!

LOL I like that she even says it in the familiar way at work…hopefully it was only the first time she got the …whaaaaaa…???? looks.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 2, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was all good . They’ve met me and know how I am. Just took a coupla beats to catch up.

Just a little more straight-laced is all. Gives them an excuse to talk about hookers and crack now.

It’s better to bring them along slowly:)

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by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks, Dank GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 2, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we count on something that looks somewhat like coherent line combinations tonight?

Last night kinda hurt my grey matter a little.

Can't watch the thinkspeak. Always sarcastic, barely ever mean. Just me.

by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 for the pissed off Nucks looking to forget last night. Hank gets the GWG.

Won’t get to see it tonight. Going to see the Stars host the Coilers.

by TXCanucklehead on Apr 2, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Canucks tweet of the day:
Okay, I have to ask about Burrows: is it “Alec” like Baldwin, or “Alex” like Trebek? Isn’t it Alec? @gutsmctavish24

haha

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I started drinking when I got off work at 4:30 this morning

had a three hour nap, and I’m drinking Shaftebury like it’s going out of style.

Happy Easter and shit.

by Temujin on Apr 2, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

My day has been about the same. Off at 6am, delete PVR, a few beers,a nap, airport drop.

Back home to demolish the beer fridge and watch hockey. Life is good.

Cheers.

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by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

demolish the beer fridge

I like how that sounds. Reminds me of a friend who has a beach house in NJ (no relation to that shitty MTV show) and he had a sliding door beer fridge in his garage. Also like what you see in a store actually. Many times have we tried to demolish it in a single day only to wake up wanting to shoot ourselves and realize we were 20 beers close to emptying it. So sad.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 2, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top pic...

Reminds me of another ex-roomie:

I got home at 6:30 one morning to find the front apartment door splintered. Pushed it open with one finger.

Looked through the place, nothing missing, no roommate.

An hour later, my roomie (mr. raging alcoholic) comes through the door and tells me he lost his keys and couldn’t break into the apartment, so he slept in the stairwell. I moved the next week.

Can't watch the thinkspeak. Always sarcastic, barely ever mean. Just me.

by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

aahhh

The realiztion of dreams which were never realized.

Think my old roommate and I woke to find the same situation on many an occasion.

So bittersweet. ;)

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by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 Rayzor with the SO, Daniel GWG

by splnwezel on Apr 2, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

5-3 Canucks, Hank.

So glad I went snowboarding last night instead of watching that ‘game’. Puke.

by nucklord on Apr 2, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rangers are whooping the Bolts 4-0 after 1. They are moving closer to that 8th spot, since nobody else wants it!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Eastern is a gong show right now. Gonna make for a tough playoff pool.

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by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halak is keeping the Habs in it.

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by kesrows on Apr 2, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hey all…
I took a deep breath this morning and realized I was not actually able to string a coherent article together today… I walked away from that abomination last night, and I never shut off games.
But today is another day. The Canucks will stomp the P.O.S. Ducks and then on Sunday Luongo will return and stonewall the Mild.
tonight 5-2 Canucks Demitra GWG

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by Kent Basky on Apr 2, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I wasn’t even awake to make a post! Yankee with the bailout tho!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 2, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-2 Canucks, how can they lose after such a poor effort last night?

Let’s say Ehrhoff with the winner, he was far and away the best Canuck last night.

I’ll be watching the Calgary-Colorado game before as that one has the makings of a playoff-like tilt.

by Twincest on Apr 2, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

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