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California Here We Come! Canucks-Kings Preview

  Canucks (46-26-4)
Kings (43-27-6)

AT

Time 7:30 PM PST
TV Sportsnet Pacific / NHLN (US)
Season Series 3-0 Canucks
Last Meeting 3-1 Canucks  (12-14-09)
The Enemy Jewels From The Crown Scoring Leaders H. Sedin: 29-75-104 Kopitar: 33-43-76
Canucks
Category Kings
3rd Conference Position 7th
5-3-2
Last 10 4-5-1
3.22 (2)
Goals Per Game 2.78 (10)
2.54 (9)
Least Goals Against Per Game 2.59 (10)
1.31 (2)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.03 (11)
21.3 (5)
Power Play %
20.6 (6)
81.7 (18) Penalty Kill %
80.5 (19)
30.7 (10)
Shots Per Game 28.7 (22)
29.3 (9)
Least Shots Against Per Game 27.6 (3)
78.5 (4)
Winning % When Scoring First 76.6 (6)
82.8 (4)
Winning % When Leading After 1 84.0 (3)
43.6 (5)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 30.3 (18)
96.8 (4)
Winning % When Leading After 2 100 (1)
32.3 (2)
Winning % When Trailing After2 19.5 (9)
51.4 (6)
Faceoffs % 50.1 (14)
15.2 (26)
Least PIM's Per Game 12.0 (14)
+41 (2)
+ / - GF/GA (see here)
+10 (9)

Update (5:49 PM): Despite Jonathan Bernier getting the shutout in the Kings' last game, and that he's starting against the Canucks, coach Terry Murray insists that there is no goalie controversy in LA, and that Jonny Quick will be the go-to guy.

Update (5:10 PM): Daniel Sedin will not play tonight, according to Dan Murphy on Uber Twitter (because just plain ol' Twitter isn't enough). Hat tip to WAACH'Cast for the find.

Update: Daniel Sedin is having some not-so serious back spasms lately, which is why he did not practice yesterday. He says that he gets the spasms on occasion. He'll do some exercises today and see how it feels. He may not play tonight. Pavol Demitra has been called in from Van just in case Dank can't score, as the only other player the Canucks have with them is Nolan Baumgartner.Ah hell, put Nolan on Line 1. He'll probably score a hatty.

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The Kings beat the Predators 2-0 on Tuesday to end a 4-game losing streak. Jonathan Bernier got the shutout, the youngest goaltender in Kings history to do so. Jonathan Quick, who has been great this year, was in net for all 4 losses on the streak, where they were outscored 14-7. In fact, Quick has lost 9 of his last 12 starts.

Bernier will start in goal against the Canucks.

Kings coach Terry Murray believes his team is on the right track. Why?

Star-divide

Well as LA Kings Insider Rich Hammond put it: In their last five games, the Kings have averaged 30.6 shots on goal. In their previous five games, the Kings had averaged 22.8 shots per game.

Who's rolling for the Kings?

-Scott Parse has 3 goals in his last 2 games.

That's about it. No other Kings have more than a point in their last 3-4 games that I'm aware of.

The Canucks are still 7 points ahead of the Avalanche, as Colorado lost to Anaheim Wednesday night. So it really isn't as much about the Canucks losing the Northwest Division title at this point. It's more about them catching the Blackhawks, who they now trail by 5 points as Chicago pummeled the Wild 4-0 Wednesday night. That's a bit of a stretch to accomplish, because I don't see the Hawks melting down in their final games. These things can change in a hurry though, as Flames fans are finding out. But it's looking more and more like the Canucks will finish 3rd, so now we also watch who ends up in the 6th seed and a dinner in hell.

We'll see how all this affects the Canucks' psyche. One thing for sure: benching Shane O'Brien didn't hurt the team at all. They came out a obliterated the Coyotes on Tuesday in one of the best games I've seen them play since I don't know when. Andrew Alberts finally looked comfortable in a Canucks jersey in OB's stead.

Henrik Sedin only needs 6 more points to catch Pavel Bure's single season points record, as Yankee pointed out here. Hank is showing no signs of letting up. I'm not sure which game Andrew Raycroft will start in, tonight against the Kings or tomorrow against the Ducks. My guess is the latter, but we'll keep you up to date. Vancouver plays 6 games in 10 nights to finish off their season from on high.

OK, video time!

1. Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack go ass over tea kettle with this Jan Bulis hit!

2. Highlights of the Canucks' win over the Kings, December 2009.

3. Ugh. Canucks have an awful way of being a part of history. Here, Gretzky scores goal 802:

4. Old school brawl between the Kings and Canucks.

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by missy on Apr 1, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

We all know Bernier’s from Calif have literal hands of stone. The Kings are so stupid.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Literal hands of stone? They must be able to punch through walls!

by Nut on Apr 1, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but they can’t hold onto a hockey stick. Explain that!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Hank.

by eleccy on Apr 1, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Canucks, Burrows with the winner.

by Canuckk on Apr 1, 2010 10:46 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

3-0 Canucks, Alberts with the hatty

Knights, Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors all the way.

by Jevant on Apr 1, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 1, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-2 Canucks. Henrik.

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Apr 1, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Burrows GWG.

I actually don’t mind the Kings, but I hated them when they had Avery on the team.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 1, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 4-1 Kesler, destroyer of douchebags with the GWG

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by WAACH 'Cast on Apr 1, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

4-1 Again. A good score for our high flyers. Canucks win behind Grabner’s 2 goals, one of which is a GWG.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 1, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Bernier the junior gets a case of Bernier the elder, and his hands turn to stone. 6-3 Canucks, Burr the winner… at least 4 of the goals are high, glove side.

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

NOT APRIL FOOLS

OMG MUSE TONIGHT.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Im going to Mayer tonight.

I wish Muse was tomorrow, I would go to that too.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 1, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I woulda gone to both.

Muse hasn’t come here in 6 years though.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but by that time I didnt feel like spending any more money.

Mayer tickets were 90 bucks. How much was Muse?

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 1, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paid 95 each on CL for general floors.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Need a date? I can hop a flight right now and be there for the show.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, it’s Muse. I would’ve never had an extra ticket up until the day of.

Time to listen to their discography.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plug In Baby, Escape, Time is Running Out.

Butterflies and Hurricanes, United States of Eurasia (IMO the best Muse song ever), New Born, Apocalypse Please, and Feeling Good.

The best Muse songs. Listen to these above all else.

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 1, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

+ Stockholm Syndrome, Hyper Chondriac Music, Map of the Problematique and Starlight (the two good songs in the last long while).

by ShiftySC on Apr 1, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was all excited cause it’s a long weekend and I figured they might hit Calgary or Edmonton tomorrow and I could make the roadie and get some tickets from a scalper or something but they are headed to Seattle next. I still haven’t seen Muse it never seems to work out.

We don’t get good shows up here. I missed out on so many good shows the last year and a half it’s stupid.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which ones in particular?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Temper Trap, Kooks, David Gray, Elbow etc etc etc etc etc

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

</3 When was Temper Trap here?!?!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure they were there a couple months ago but they are also at Sasquatch this year and I can’t go to that either.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucky deal. Definitely trying to make a Sasquatch road trip happen.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muse hasn’t been good in 6 years.

OH I WENT THERE!

Also 4-2 Canucks, Hank.

by ShiftySC on Apr 1, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Muse h8 and prediction copied. Nice, haha.

Gotta admit though, Absolution’s my favourite album, started it all.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 12:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s a fantastic album top to bottom. I had heard Origin of Symmetry before but I was never really a fan until I heard that sweet, morose piano bangage of Apocalypse Please. I think something got lost in their transition to intentionally writing stadium anthems like Knights of Cydonia.

And maybe I changed a bit too, I don’t listen to that sort of stuff any more. :(

by ShiftySC on Apr 1, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh,

4-2 Nucks. Henrik FTW.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Kesler GWG

by Laharl on Apr 1, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

5-2 Canucks, I’m gonna give Balls a rare goal for the winner.

re: the video…did Jan Bulis do ANYTHING else good or even remotely entertaining for Vancouver? Or for anybody? Man I hated that guy.

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on Apr 1, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

A Czech Taylor Pyatt?

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Apr 1, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I always gave TP the benefit of the doubt. Pyatt’s thing was that he just wasn’t the brightest candle on the cake. Bulis’s was that he was a lazy arrogant sack of cap space filler.

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..." Morgan Freeman
"you'll be playing in england the rest of your career" Sir Alex Burrows

by GAHHHHH! on Apr 1, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pyatt – the eyes made up for it all.
Bulis – the dome made up for it all.

Knights, Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors all the way.

by Jevant on Apr 1, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, didn’t notice it was already part of the story. My bad.

by Vitamin R on Apr 1, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-0 Nucks cause why not? I am going to be wrong anyway.

Wellwood FTW.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Mayer over the Canucks. Huh. Are you gonna wear a dress?

I kid I kid…

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m missing it for Muse. That a slight upgrade?

jaykay, I like old Mayer stuff too.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Canucks, Burrows GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So Daniel is having back spasms and will be a game time decision. Baumer is currently the only healthy player with the Canucks, but they’re flying Demitra to LA. We might see Demitra back sooner than we thought.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 1, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I am hoping this is an April Fool's joke

Knights, Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors all the way.

by Jevant on Apr 1, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll know for sure if Demitra shows up with a beard and wearing number 33!

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Apr 1, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didn’t fall for that even for a second. But casual get s rec for that shit. So funny!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx. Photoshop time for the gamethread? or are you so well-organized you’ve done that post already?

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Apr 1, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t do the game threads, Yankee does.

Oh, and Dank is having back spasms…..and is questionable for the game. I believe the Canucks have actually called Demitra to LA.

Fuck! Can I change my prediction? heheh

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, I just put up a fanshot of that article.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Apr 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also did my 30 second photoshop for the gamethread. Too late to change it!

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. And yeah, if Dank i not playing, I think anyone should be allowed to change their prediction before the puck is dropped.

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Apr 1, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. Once picked that is it…
I’m not sifting through all that confusion!
It’s all good. This is the price we pay for picking too early

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember watching Gretzky's goal...

…I also remember that otherwise the Canucks kicked the crap out of the Kings that night. :-)

by hailstop on Apr 1, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t it 5-2 Canucks? Oh, and then they went to the Stanley Cup Finals a few months later..

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks, Burrows for the win.

by Twincest on Apr 1, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we comeeeeeee

/Phantom Planet

Haha Nuck players photoshopped in an OC pic would be hilarious.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

*sigh

Seth and Summer. Ryan and Marissa. Those were the days.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

which Canuck player is Marissa????

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marissa was getting on my nerves towards the end. Glad her character died in the end. It was fitting

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

but there was so much promise at the beginning with her and Ryan.

Small, annoying, good looking constantly causing shit. I think Marissa is Burrows.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you just called burrows good looking

by SteveNux on Apr 1, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I am not sure if he is one of the players that girls think are good looking or not I just kind of guessed. It fir with the rest of the description so I went for it.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, oddly enough I liked Ryan and Taylor better than him and Marissa.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn't hold a candle to....

and

although neither was on the show long.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

All assets considered…I think Taylor wins..

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I respect your right to have a differing opinion

you are just plain wrong.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, Olivia is close…

but you need your eyes checked :)

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with my eyes

Emmanuelle Chriqui is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Canadian too.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn’t hold a candle to….

Well that’s a little excessive isn’t it? haha Off to the optometrist you go!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry I don’t find hat Taylor chick to be that good looking. There’s just something about her that doesn’t suit my eye.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I’m just toying with ya

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olivia has them Malamute eyes it seems. It’s like her mom mated with a wolf… or maybe Peter Forsberg

Too far?

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all. She was nude in a movie once. Something dog. With Justin Timberlake and the guy from Speed Racer.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alpha Dog?

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 1, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I won’t partake in that conversation much. Like I said before, I have a deal with me wife. Even so, I haven’t seen Alpha Dog. But you guys knock yourselves out!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There you go

Dan gets the prize.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olivia wins, hands-down. I almost spat my coffee on my screen from that picture.

by Canuckk on Apr 1, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olivia looks too skinny in that pic (or maybe it’s just the angle? Or just me? I may have to look at some other pictures to investigate. What a hardship.. ) I do think she’s the hottest out of the three though.

by eleccy on Apr 1, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chriqui

was Sloan on Entourage and ever since then I have had a big thing for her. She’s gorgeous in that show. In HD she looks very good.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s Canadian, too… so bonus points

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now an American citizen.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Alex Trebek but they are still Canadian. I am a dual citizen but consider myself Canadian.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought once you were about 22 or so you had to choose one or the other in most cases, no?

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Apr 1, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I understand. Choose one or the other what? Country to be a citizen of?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I had a friend, years ago, in a similar situation and that was, as best I recall, the deal at the time. And if you didn’t choose, they basically chose for you based on residency.

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Apr 1, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They changed the law a decade ago. And that law was only for Americans… Canada hasn’t cared for decades if you keep other citizenships. But now the USA doesn’t either. So you can have as many citizenships as you like, as far as the United States or Canada is concerned.

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx Beantown, just curious.

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by casual on Apr 1, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there you go. I guess that’s why I never had to worry about it. Although I am not a Canadian/American dually but a Canada/England dually.

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying /shrug

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t say anything bad about Emmauelle and we will be fine.

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s gorgeous in Entourage. That Zohan movie sucked though.

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by eightyseven on Apr 1, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s something we can ALL agree on.

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seth with the guitar?

Did he ever play the guitar on that show? I have absolutely no recollection of that.

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by Jevant on Apr 1, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he was too busy collecting comic books

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And listening to Deathcab

He is in a band called Big Japan in real life. Plays drums though. I found that episode in the first season with Tom Hanks kid to be hilarious. They were basically making fun of themselves.

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pratt is just about to “get into it” with Ken Campbell about his Henrik story after the break…on TEAM…lets see if Pratt gives him the same softball treatment as MacLean.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 1, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

because there’s no value in assists… what does a team POSSIBLY gain from that?

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by WAACH 'Cast on Apr 1, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Hank with 2 including GWG screw Ken Campbell

by mechanixfetch on Apr 1, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenny getting all indignant about there being an "Eastern Bias…prove it…he says.

Ummm…Theodore over Iginla?

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 1, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Completely OT

but I was just cruising around youtube as I usually am when I am at work and came across this wicked Nike SB commercial featuring Kobe, Ice Cube and Paul Rodriguez. Not sure if you guys have seen it but if you are into skateboarding, hip hop, commercialism, or just appreciate a well made advert you might like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1NQTFm47m8

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

A little inspiration for tonight...

nicked from twitter…

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by WAACH 'Cast on Apr 1, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Ohlund

2 for hooking there or what?

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder if that’s Ohlund’s way of telling him to can it a little

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

he just wanted to be involved in the celebrations and was flat footed. That’s why you gotta move your feet.

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted to give him a big ol’ hug :)

by eleccy on Apr 1, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical Swedish penalty…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Apr 1, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol! Why do they always hook? haha

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like an OT winner, wasn’t that game 4 last year?

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by WAACH 'Cast on Apr 1, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s absolutely the game four OT winner that ended the Blues season.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NO HOPE

11-0 Kings

Dionne (3), Simmer (2), Fox (2), Murphy, Nichols, Taylor, Bozek

We’re Doomed.

by Temujin on Apr 1, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice to see we hold Butch Goring off the scoresheet.

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by kesrows on Apr 1, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about:

11-0 Canucks

Bure (11)

5 SH goals, 3 PP goals, 3 ES. All unassisted.

by Canuckk on Apr 1, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, did I type Bure? I meant Bulis. Magnus Arvedsson and Trent Klatt log all the assists.

by Canuckk on Apr 1, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Canucks.

Kesler with the winner.

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by kesrows on Apr 1, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

5-3 Canucks

Burrows FTW

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by nucksandpucks on Apr 1, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we clinch if we win tonite? I mean a playoff berth? I think we need a couple more to clinch the division, no?

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by GAHHHHH! on Apr 1, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeppers

Win and we are in.

And, I’ll be bold and say: Win, and we win the division.

by Temujin on Apr 1, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, a win tonight (or even an OTL I think) will allow us to officially clinch a playoff spot. Not that it isn’t all but guaranteed already.

We need 101 points to clinch the division, I think.

by Canuckk on Apr 1, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, even 1 point tonight and we clinch the playoff spot I believe.

by Beantown Canuck on Apr 1, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I meant when I wrote “even an OTL”. But yeah, the Flames can’t catch us in wins, so one point tonight and we’ve clinched.

by Canuckk on Apr 1, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel a no go tonight

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by WAACH 'Cast on Apr 1, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

To quote chris griffin… WHAAAAAAAAAAAA???

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by GAHHHHH! on Apr 1, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back spasms. Daniel doesn’t think it’s serious.

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by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes sense to put Demo on the 4th line tho’…he has been away for a couple weeks, and only started skating the other day.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 1, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bet is that we’ll see Demo on a higher line before the night is over

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully before the puck drops.

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"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Apr 1, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he is skating well.

You bet.

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Apr 1, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

April Fool's right?

Had better be. I’m off to work now anyways…again.

You all hagn. I only get to listen, then watch it when I get home. Becoming far too commonplace lately.

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by kesrows on Apr 1, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not a drill

and besides, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at noon…

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by WAACH 'Cast on Apr 1, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we all know losing Dank doesn’t hinder Hank’s performance! Now the top line is Bank-Hank-Rank. How sweet is that?

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I’m not sure i’d pick raymond there, much as I like him. I’d rather keep raymond on 2 to be honest and bring up wellwood. Possibly try out Demitra there too…too bad sammy’s out cuz he’d be good.

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by GAHHHHH! on Apr 1, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess perhaps it’s Philly that doesn’t want a playoff spot. Losing 4-0 to the Isles. Then again, both Boston and Atlanta are losing as well. What a joke!

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Detroit looks to win again...officially making them Phoenix’s problem, not ours :) For now…

Love the race for 5th in the West

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 1, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

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