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You know you're a true blue fan when you actually get excited at the fact your team is now only 1 time zone away from being home.  The Canucks roll into Denver tonight for a battle of the top 2 teams in the Northwest Division, on game 13 of the Road Trip From Hell (tm).  How important is this game?  A win tonight can go a long way to helping the Canucks clinch their 3rd division title in 4 years.

Star-divide

How long has it been since the Canucks played the Avalanche?  You have to go all the way back to November 20th, part of that bizarre back to back that saw the Canucks play them on the 14th, then not again til they met on the 20th.  After a 3-0 shutout loss, the Canucks have won 3 straight against the Avs, including an 8-2 pounding on the 14th.  While I don't expect that to happen tonight, this game will be one hell of a battle, as Colorado looks to keep pace with the Canucks in the race for the Northwest. 

If not for the Phoenix Coyotes, the Avs would be the surprise story of the year.  Craig Anderson's goaltending and some strong play from their youngsters like Chris Stewart, Ryan O'Reilly and Matt Duchene, and the job by Coach of the year candidate Joe Sacco have had the Avs at or near the top of the NW standings all season long.  Despite the earlier losses this Colorado team is strong defensively, giving up an average of 1.68 even strength goals per game, the best in the NHL.  The Canucks, who are playing their 5th game in 8 nights will have their hands full, and their 5 on 5 play will be vital to their success.

Henrik Sedin got off the schneid with an empty netter Sunday afternoon in Nashville, but the team is still looking for the twins to get back to contributing more offensively.  Fortunately their linemate Alexandre Burrows, as well as Ryan Kesler, Mikeal Samuelsson and others have picked up the slack.  Roberto Luongo will need another strong performance tonight, he was solid, especially late in the game against the Predators, allowing the Canucks to pull off their 9th come from behind victory of the season.

Belgian ROFLs?

From the man who brought you the newest martial arts technique, the Donkey Konga slap fighting method, Semin shows us a fail on a shootout attempt that forever trumps Markus Naslund's hilarious gaffe a couple years back:


The best part is at the :30 second mark.  Pure gold.  Sure, every blog will have this up, but I could watch this over and over and over. 

A couple other big games tonight, but the one a lot of people will be paying attention to is Calgary on the road to take on Detroit.  Both teams have won 2 in a row and are separated by just a point for that last playoff spot.  A Detroit win is a serious blow to the playoff aspirations of the Flames, whose fans  will set off a chinook of douchebagginess should they win. 

Could hear something today about the suspension of Pittsburgh's Matt Cooke, as the GM's continue their meetings in Florida.  Some heated debate on Twitter, as fans, bloggers and journalists are all taking sides and focusing on a topic that has already been raging for years.  I predict Twitter crashes if the suspension is announced today.

Puck Daddy's second gallery of Golden Roar photoshops is up, and there's some killer ones in there.

And finally, if you're in Victoria, the Salmon Kings are filming a commercial on Thursday at the Save on Foods Memorial Center.  If you're going to be there, let me know so I can say hi.  Should be fun, and they're giving away tickets as well as pizza for all, and an invitation to the screening of the commercial once it's complete.  Hope to see some of you there!

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You know you’re a true blue fan when you actually get excited at the fact your team is now only 1 time zone away from being home.

I’m excited because I live in the EST time zone and have effing night classes Tue/Wed. I also had something on Friday, so the only full game I have seen since the Olympic break was the Sunday matinee at Nashville. Even tonight I will miss the first and part of the second.

Get home boys, back to the good ol’ PST time zone so I can start watching you at 10pm when there is nothing else to distract me!

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 9, 2010 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

glad to see they dont leave the time zone for the rest of the regular season too… so I am sure that will help you

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by WAACH 'Cast on Mar 9, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

Also, glad to see you’re rocking the early AM on the West Coast – we seem to have a two-man monopoly on the NM comments at the moment!

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 9, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to Electric Company your Monopoly

Just got done from another crushing night at work… twelve hours until I go back.

For now, great penalty shot technique.

"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens

100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.

by GoodKeith on Mar 9, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry bud, but I got Water Works. I’ll trade it to you along with Dion Phaneuf and a pick for half of the Leafs offensive corps.

Have a good sleep man… overnight shifts are killer, I feel your pain.

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 9, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah I am up at the crack of ‘holy hell why am I awake’ everyday, just a matter o unthawing the brain to get a post done lol

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by WAACH 'Cast on Mar 9, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s good. Since I moved we lost my morning man shift. When I’d post something and wait patiently for three hours for the west coast to wake up ;)

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 9, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a link to Markus Naslund gaffe?

I trade with you, here is a Markus Naslund fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8TjxQQxulc

He can throw some devastating right-hand punches that will paralyze the opponent.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Mar 9, 2010 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

I looked but I wasn’t able to find a clip of it, so if anyone knows of one please post it…

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by WAACH 'Cast on Mar 9, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only person who always smiles whenever they hear Nazzy’s name?

Although I agreed with the move, he truly was gone too soon.

Knights, Canucks, Dolphins, Jays and Raptors all the way.

by Jevant on Mar 9, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I think being the captain killed his career. He put too much pressure on himself. Not the best captain material.
Had he stayed just as a soldier, he could still be with the Canucks, for a modest sum, of course.

Los Angeles, CA

by AttilaS on Mar 9, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

gotta put my game prediction here: 4-2 Canucks. Raymond.

by Passive Voice on Mar 9, 2010 10:07 AM PST reply actions  

Me too

5-4 Canucks, Ehrhoff FTW

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by nucksandpucks on Mar 9, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

put those predictions in the game preview thread, please. I’ll probably forget to check this post after the game

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 9, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree about the funniest part of the video…it’s right when it happens when you hear someone kinda doing nelson’s laugh…THAT was funny…

"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."

by GAHHHHH! on Mar 9, 2010 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

The funniest part is the colour guy trying to turn Semin’s fail into a positive. “Sometimes that can work for you”. Right.

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on Mar 9, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the funniest part was how hideous Turco looks in those pads? But then I think that every time I see him play.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
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by Section 312 on Mar 9, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya. Such a homer comment. lol.

by marcness52 on Mar 9, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

for the “ultra talented” semin

by intheloo on Mar 9, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Semin fail,

"But yeah…like CC…I harbour no ill will." - VancityDan

by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 9, 2010 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

AKA impotence….

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 9, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Low sperm count…

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 9, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL @ the Golden Roar page

and LOL @ Semin and the colour guy trying to spin it into a positive

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 9, 2010 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

At least when Espo fell, he graciously turned and bowed to the crowd. Semin’s no Espo.

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Mar 9, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but Espo wasn’t shooting for the game winner either!

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 9, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

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