Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends: Canucks & Blackhawks
by Yankee Canuck on Mar 5, 2010 4:30 PM PST
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Vancouver Canucks at Chicago Blackhawks, Mar 5, 2010 5:30 PM PST
We are just shy of a year since the delightful Vancouver/Chicago linebrawl. Vancouver would win that playoff-like game 4-0, but many realized that night that these teams could develop the requisite palatable hatred for one another necessary for a good rivalry. Maybe rivalry is too strong a word, but damn good hockey nonetheless.
Just that night alone we had Eager and Bieksa, Burrows and Keith's hair, SOB skating around looking to feed his fist to someone, Luongo flopping around and a general introduction to that walking puke named Dustin Byfuglien. The same cast of characters turned it into a great playoff series a few months later, one that Chicago deserved to win. And this year? They've added Mitchell sending Toews into the Van Allen Belt with a clean hit (yes...clean...get it over it) in a game that had a combined five roughing calls. In their next tilt Chicago eeked out a 1-0 win and Rypien and Eager dropped the gloves. And two months ago Vancouver routed Chicago and added that whole Kesler/Ladd "coward" comment to the saga.
So you know the drill already. You'll see the big hits, the usual suspects jawing and the after-the-whistle gentlemanly discussions on the socio-economic plight of the Nepalese. They'll jump all over The Captain every chance they can. I doubt they'll applaud Kesler's Olympic effort (though I could be wrong). Doesn't get much more interesting for Alberts debut either.
A big two points against a big opponent. The Canucks can open up a four point gap between them and Colorado with a win. Not a bad way to kick off the weekend.
Coconuts go! Gamethread on.
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Sure is. I wonder if Alberts knows exactly what he is getting into for his first game!
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
The pic at the top: Best Luongo Pic Ever (other than this one: http://twitchy67.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/canucks.jpg ) I can even read his mind: " snicker I AM THE KING OF ALL I SURVEY! Those crazy fuckers…giggle ". Haven’t seen alot of images like that in the post instigator NHL…hearkens back to the glory days of hockey.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
this one: http://twitchy67.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/canucks.jpg
The original version (less neon-ish) of this pic has been my background for like 2 years now.
Poutine & Meatballs
Shitty anus. I’m going to be late for this game. Keep me updated in these comments so I can get up to speed when I get home! Please! Pretty please?
Go Canucks!
No worries Sean. I have no need to take notes for a futures article any more, so will be happy to oblige.
The way the SNET guys are hyping the rivalry angle in the pre-game…you would think this was USA/Russia in the cold war…rather than a hockey game!
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Bugs Bunny
Wow those brampton uniforms are ugly….what color is that, baby shit green? Anyways, YAY COHO! Can’t wait til he’s up here next year…
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
Or …once the Battalion are out of the playoffs…he could be added to our roster too…
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Bugs Bunny
how's it work...?
if he played 8+ games, his pro contract would kick in, thus taking a year off his ELC, or something?
anyone know?
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
COCONUTS GO XD
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I told you I was taking that line!
Btw this is the first time I’m jumping on a thread in mid flight. Shhh…no one tell the FAA.
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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 5, 2010 5:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
come on, i want this game to start already!
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GO CANUCKS GO!
already!
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Ladd another pussy move…trying a gloved sucker punch…what a punk
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technically, Kes hit him at least 2x with his own glove on
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
o'brien and alberts both getting in there
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are they a pairing tonight? interesting….
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
damn, both kes and SOB in the box, looks like a hawks powerplay....
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and shorty thinks it’s a hawks 5-on-3. yikes.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
What a joke
Ladd and Buffalo both lose their shit and the Nucks get the only penalties both times???
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
wow, great penalty kill, boys!
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Ryan Johnson must have 900 testicles.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 5:48 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Simply brilliant sir
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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 5, 2010 5:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Oh Lu
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Fuck
it’s even uglier in slomo
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Gotta love a first period shit show.
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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 5, 2010 5:53 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Keep it up, Huey. Make Samuelsson mad.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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you know what? just for this game, for the score predicting, we should have had an extra point available for guessing the total number of PIM’s handed out….
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can i play this game too missy....
i want over on 100
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
Pshhhhhhhh…
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
Nice effort Burr! Almost…
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ALBERTS VS SEABROOK!
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WOOOO NEW DUDE
Good take, too bad he got himself in a bad position from the start.
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Fuck…unreal…how is it possible that there is no penalty on that for goalie interference?
This ref (s) are absolutely horrible.
Enjoy your two points Hawks…we’ll see you in the summer…
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
So…if I say black…will you say white?
His stick was pushed out of his hands and was up at the faceoff circle.
Hardly incidental.
But…whatever…lets stay positive.
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Bugs Bunny
Knew those penalties would bite us… rally time.
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GOD DAMN IT!
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Kane
duh; they make him do all that shit.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Fugly
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
KESLORD!
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KES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Huet
looked brutal on that one
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Yeah that seems fair
Nice d
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
well, there went that momentum shift....
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This kills me a little.
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GSP on the new Nike Combine training commercial?
Sick.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Must say, that Combine commercial made Michael Phelps look good.
That man consumes 5,000 calories a day. That’s beastly.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I thought I read 10,000 calories on training days? Either way, yes he is a beast.
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Google says 12,000.
Whatever. Where does it all go?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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Luongo is useless tonight - pull him
The only saving grace is that Chicago’s goalie is from France.
That means there’s still a glimmer of hope.
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
whoever i was talking to earlier...
about wanting to know the over under on this game… did u end up taking the over?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions
god damn it!
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what a fucking joke. Why wasn’t lu pulled after that third softie? ONE of those goals u can say wasn’t just because lu fucked up…one out of 5
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I don't
like our chances against this team in the playoffs…
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Well…lets not get too hasty. They are playing good in THIS game.
But this game is only one of 82.
They ARE good…no doubt…but not giving them that much just yet.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
Not just
this game, it just reminds me of the series last year, they have Lu’s number
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Lu’s had THEIR number this season thought: 3GP, 2-1-0, 1.34GAA, 0.951SV%
Of course all of that is ruined with tonight’s stinker.
Poutine & Meatballs
That's encouraging
Thanks
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
i’m more worried about the fact that they are younger, meaner, and more talented than the canucks…
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
You have to love the Chicago fans…instead of LUUUUUING…they are BOOOING every time he does something stupid.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
no...
its a bunch of LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. i just wish i saw this in the GMG also…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
LLLLLLLOOOOOONNNNGGGGGOOOOO
can not even break his stick
a fan of
Chicago White Sox
Green Bay Packers
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Duke Blue Devils
Chicago Blackhawks
you seem like a cool guy :P
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
The Cubs fucking rule. Don’t even act like they don’t.
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
take a look at his comment history
just 3 comments here and 2 at SCH, total of 5 comments on SBNation since February 2009.
i’d be cautious…..
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Sad thing is, I didn’t think the hawks looked very good for most of that period…Luongo let in a couple softies and canucks imploded. So the Hawks looked bad, the canucks looked worst, and Luongo looked like a leafs goalie.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
yikes...
puckhedd…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
So, are you THAT guy? You know, the guy who’s life is so sad you come into our forum only when our team is losing and just to piss on people? Well good for you. Trust me, most of us won’t be in your forum just cuz your team is losing…we’ll be there when yer winning too.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
can i call...
not dibs on being lumped in with him?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
Your spelling’s better.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I must say, you have the best sig I’ve seen. Of course I didn’t know Texans could spell multi-syllable words….
And for the record, I’m a Hawks fan, but love the site. My 1st post here, but I do stop in and read often. Good luck, and see you guys in the Confrence finals I hope. THAT would be fun!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!!!!
Why thank you kindly sir. Welcome to NM. :)
I’d love to see you guys in conference finals. With a much different outcome than last year, of course.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
you’re good.
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thanks...
i feel like i recall having u over on our site before missy, and u were classy and did nothing but innocent banter… and i like to think i’m the same… i’ll throw a shot in every once in a while but nothing awful
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, i was there not too long ago, i believe. i think it was our last game against you.
i was planning to possibly swing by tonight as well, but after the way the 1st period went, i’m not really wanting to right now….
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We like the occasional shot soupy…as long as its funny and not just plain ol’ mean.
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Bugs Bunny
like i said on the preview thread...
i needed to see a game like this outta LUUUUUUUUU cuz i had to hear it a little tooo much during the GMG and it was haunting me dreams
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
Ironically enough, his team’s SBN blog has the 1-day wait for registration. To prevent trollage.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
That’s a longer wait than buying a handgun in some states.
by kesrows on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
pshh...
wait period here in chicago all u need to do is pay a gov’t official a little bit of money and u can get whatever you want
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
It's the 4 goal lead that's the most dangerous, right?
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
winning% by lead:
1-goal: 535%
2-goal: 610%
3-goal: 690%
4-goal: 215%
5-goal: 840%
FACTS!
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
Missed a decimal point
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holy hell, i think the heat coming off the goal-light behind lu melted my brain
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
i’ve gotta say, i think it’s awesome that the chicago fans are mock-luuuing. i bet it’s legit infuriating for lu.
Shame on you. You predicted the loss. XD
But hey, Lu thrives on emotions. It’d be great if he had some help though.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
i think i predicted a one-goal loss, which sounds pretty delicious right about now.
i’m pretty sure this is God punishing Section and I for that whole “worshipping false idols” thing.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
fuck, “Section and me”. i hate you, English language.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Hey all. Wow, I missed a fail first period. So…Lu and the D failed or what? I saw some highlights and saw a lot of both
i blame the d more, and some good chitown pressure, and some very nice hawk shots. but yeah, lu looked flustered.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
I really hope that I’m laughing at a PS job.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
god works in mysterious ways, my friend
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
mine too haha. Took me 2 days to get over that shit
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Time for
RRumble to go to work….
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
here's Rayzor
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BURROWS!
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BURR!
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Yeah that seems fair
ooh, powerplay!
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Hansen’s been quiet.
Come back, Great Dane!
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just did: he drew a penalty!
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Got the
hustle bus in 2nd gear at least…
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
I wonder if puckhedd will still be here spouting wisdom and joy if Vancouver comes back?
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
if he doesn't...
i’ll fill in for a second… your town sucks… your women suck… ur team sucks… and u smell… i think i covered it all
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Hrmm,…well i probably do smell…and tonite the team hasnt looked great…but dude, the women? you ever been to Vancouver? I’m guessing not. I mean, P. Kane likes to take pics in limo’s with boohogs, but most of them are much higher quality than those ones were.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
yeah, those girls in that limo weren’t really that pretty. i’m way hotter than them.
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They were wearing makeup too.
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well...
when u look 12 its hard to get a girl who is attractive and of age… that whole statutory rape thing is a real bitch
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
Lol I was actually gonna say “you should see miss and eightyseven” but then i remembered that I haven’t so it coulda been lies. Although I doubt it…obv.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
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i mean this with the utmost respect...
you could be a cow and be cuter than those girls from the limo… ur not but i’m just saying
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
lol...
i wish i had a witty response
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by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
Hawks lost that game, all the hotties were with the Nucks at The Roxy.
Ricky: With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you’d gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me?
Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect!
Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn’t mean you get to say whatever you want to say to me!
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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lol...
no i have never been there, but i have heard good things from friends
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
thanks………..
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
Huet
looking like Cal Ripkin
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Or their hundreds of millions of dollars.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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and his herpes, or whatever he supposedly has.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
mmm, i smell spaghetti sauce….
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GLASS VS EAGER!~
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Nice RH
Glass
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Did Eager
pick Glass over the Rypsnorter there?
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
that was just eager...
wanting a hug… he felt bad… he does that often hes VERY emotional
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions
“Tanner Glass” is such an industrial goddamn name. i don’t think the universe would have ever let him become a sniper with a name like that.
Shit…I hope whatever AV said between period…
that he taped it for future use.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
AV: “seriously, guys?”
Team: [silence]
AV: “suck less”
AV: [walks out]
Team: [uncomfortable shifting]
(Chicago’s results-to-performance ratio)/(Vancouver’s results-to-performance ratio): [regresses towards one]
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
not a lot of D in this game
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Nice try
Demo
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Oh fuck
Hansen so deserved that
Everybody knows
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
lol wow…did the Canucks just decide the game was over and everytime they get an open net they’re so surprised they just miss the net?
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
channeled his inner Bernier for sure there
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Hansen is better than that. I’d still play him over Bernier any day
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions
Been
busting his ass last few shifts at least
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
He wasn’t hurt…he was embellishing… I thought only Burrows did that…
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
nope
he’s just the best at it
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That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
I was thinking in the period break, that this could be one of those season defining moments…how they reacted to that clusterfuck would really bring out their character…gotta say I’m happily impressed.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
I hear ya…would be epic to get all the way back…but they are playing waaay better.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
Yeah I don’t even really care if they come back, as long as they keep playing with heart.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
seems like as good a time as any to link dis hur ting, which has been stuck in my head for weeks now.
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
Chica
playing way worse
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Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
i’m with vcd. i didn’t get it. i thought it was a nickname for some ladyish player. Kane, maybe?
by Passive Voice on Mar 5, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
Reminds me of Teamo Supremo
+ k
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god...
this is the standard hawks not showing up in the 2nd period. this is getting really old
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:09 PM PST reply actions
They didn’t really show up the first either…just that they had one or two more people there than Vancouver.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
Up 5-1 after 1? They just sitting back, not sucking.
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
6-2.
You’d think they wouldn’t stop the onslaught though. Make their point.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
No because karma is a bitch to hockey players. If they embarrass us, we’ll kick their ass later.
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
One more goal at least before the end of the period and we got ourselves a hockey game.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
And there it is.
GAME ON!
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
FUCK!
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Hansen
you useless fuck!
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
I want a wallet sized one like Paris Hilton has
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
You just want an excuse to buy new Louis Vuitton to match it.
(no silent s)
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I’d prefer a Cristobal Huet.
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
Low quality, lets stuff through.
Tonight it’s not that bad though.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
.902 save percentage?
There’s back-up handbags out there that perform better.
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
XD didn’t think you guys would continue with the handbag
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I am
damn cute
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Ah don’t do that, then you’ll be tempted to kick it all the time.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
by GAHHHHH! on Mar 5, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You guys
missed me didn’t you?
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
yeah man, where were you? Olympic hangover?
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
Pavol’s a cute dog name.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
“Here Pavol! Fetch Pavol! Damn you Pavol quit bitching, I didn’t hit you THAT hard”
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
Name it RyJo! Wait…nm…everytime you through it a frisbee the damn dog would just lie down in front of it and try to kick it back past you.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
you guys have me laughing my ass off right now. Thanks!
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
Ummm…that last rush…sure looked like interferemce on the D’man trying to get back.
But maybe he just fell down.
I want a puppy too…I am naming mine missy
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
if you name it missy, it will swear like a trooper but at least it will be good at math! haha. JK Missy
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
hahaha!
truth be told, that little puppy will probably be more dainty and girly than i am.
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(h5) for showers being the extent of my girlyness. And the hatred of pink.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
well, i am girly in some ways, but those ways are never noticeable. and although i’m not a big fan of pink, for some reason my stuff is still full of it…. maybe just a girly instinct….
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The handful of pink stuff I own I got as presents. And half of them are nail polish.
I don’t refuse/re-gift presents.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
hell no.
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I only like my vodka.
GO CANUCKS GO!
I’m insulted XD
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Hey now just checking. Now we appreciate you guys (gals) all the more.
I fucking hate pink Canuck gear. (sean makes it work though).
Hahaha my rule of thumb. Only girls 11 and under are allowed pink sports gear.
And grandmas, I don’t mess with grandmas.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Someone have a lady-crush? :O
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Fuck hansen we should trade him for bernier. First he misses the huge open net, then takes the penalty…
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
If Bernier wasn’t injured it would happen next game for sure
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. All joking aside tho, his lack of experience or seasoning or whatever u wanna call it really stifled a real good comeback chance there. Bernier may have missed the open net, but wouldnt have taken that stupid penalty…and make no mistake that was a really stupid penalty, not an accident.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
You know…yeah Hansen is having a bad game but he’s not always this bad. And Bernier is a dickwad. A really expensive dickwad.
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
Hansen’s much much cheaper.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Hansen
works twice as hard and creates twice the chances in way less ice time.
He’s also way better defensively.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
bah
don’t overanalyze it, it was a 5-2 game and he was pushing to get things going, let’s not start blaming the loss on that play
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Ha! I missed the first period…it was much worse than the second! Thank christ we won the first 2 games post-Olympics
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
i just remembered something:
isn’t our team good at coming back in 3rd periods?
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GO CANUCKS GO!
Yes, but 4 goals against the Hawks is a stretch.
3 against the Leafs? Sure.
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
Exactly. But if the Canucks make it close…….well they can draw from that
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
I think it’s time to go to the Second City hockey board…
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe you’ll finally post on the gamethread?
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
woah woah woah...
baby steps sir babysteps
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
a. ma’am
b. completely forgot about the reg. queue
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
lol...
sorry bout that ma’am
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t mind that nearly so much as the fact that Calgary is winning. Yup, that’s how bad I hate calgary…i’d rather see the wings in the playoffs than them.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
Wow did you see that knee on knee boogard did? Hope he gets 5 games or more…what a dickwad move.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
oh shit, dank looks hurt!
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Well, there's only one thing left to do in this game
Send Bolland to Emergency.
"He's a coward, he'll always be a coward, at least he was man enough to hit me when I was looking this time."
More legitimate violence please.
I have to leave early. It’s Friday night! Have a good one, m’homies.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Here we go
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
meh
come on Rypper skin that Buffalo!
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Byfuglien won’t fight rypien…he knows he’d get bootfucked something fierce.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
Never know
he ain’t exactly the brightest bulb on the string.
Should challenge him at least.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Oh come on! I hope the Canucks file a formal complaint about this officiating! I don’t generally like to rag on the refs cuz Vancouver gets accused of that lots, but geez…get away with a spear to the throat, go to the box for a hit that wasn’t even that hard?
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
Daniel is back…that is one tough Swede…I think he will need a Swedish Massage later…
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
You’re going to have to pay huge $$$ for that, cyxj
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
There you go…6-2 game, and Hansen skates his butt off to take away the 2 on 1.
Thats what we like about him.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
Heh I like hansen too…I was basically just pushing someone’s easily pushable buttons earlier…
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
yeah
you just like Bernier more…
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
No, but I do think that Bernier is currently a better player. That will change after Hansen gets a few more games in, but yeah, Bernier is a better NHL guy as of today.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
In
what way exactly?
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Hansen continually makes dumb errors, takes bad penalties and overplays. That’s just youth, I don’t worry in the least about hansen’s ability to be awesome in the future, and I think Bernier is probably not going to get much better, at least not in Vancouver. But Hansen makes alot of inexperience errors.
I’ve never disagreed that hansen’s a better value, but I do understand why bernier gets way more ice time. Some of you are so quick to vilify a player without seeing the big picture, and that;s possibly part of why you’re not coaching or managing in the NHL.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
And you are?
Bernier does all those things too despite being more experienced, he also doesn’t put in half the effort at either end.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Ok. Obviously you know more than MG and AV, and therefore by default, more than me also. Bernier has no redeeming qualities, and we keep playing him cuz management is stupider than Yoata. It’s obvious. I’m done now, but I do expect your standard “get the last word in” comment.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
lol
You’re the one saying crap like “Some of you are so quick to vilify a player without seeing the big picture, and that;s possibly part of why you’re not coaching or managing in the NHL.”
As if by default you agreeing with mgmt = you are right.
Seems to me AV and Gillis were pretty fucking quick to vilify Hodgson…
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
I don’t think that Bernier doesn’t put in effort, he does seem to try hard. The problem is that he doesn’t have much hockey sense and ends up looking clueless out there.
Poutine & Meatballs
That too
but no way he hustles like Hansen does consistently.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Difference is that Hansen has to hustle for more ice time and, in the bigger picture, a contract. Where as Bernier gets handed ice time just for his size (in my estimation), although his time has been cut down a lot by way of demotion to the 4th line.
Poutine & Meatballs
Exactly
Bernier has played his way from the 2nd line to the 4th, to the press box recently.
Finally.
I’d just hate to lose the kid to keep room for a guy like Bernier mainly because of his contract.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Gotta love
the “takes bad penalties” comment.
Considering Hansen has 6 minutes in penalties in 28 games this season… lol
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Oh
Wendy’s has a bluecheese burg, yum.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
LOVE
a bluecheese burg, although only ever made my own.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
I just BBQ chicken wings with Frank’s Hot Sauce and add the blue cheese later. Yum
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
Good too
but try crumbling in some fromage bleu into your patties next time you bbq burgs, so tasty.
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
Again with Buf.
Look Buf…I know you are a Yank and all…but if you are going to play dirty all the time, you have to “man up” on occasion.
Ask Toews…he’ll tell ya…sheesh!
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
That's why
RRumble has to take care of business, don’t give him a choice
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
I gotta say, I’m not really concerned about Chicago in the playoffs. Yeah they’re taking it to us this game, but I really think they’re two evenly matched teams. At the end of the day goaltending will win a series between the two, and I have alot of faith in Lu, regardless of tonite’s meltdown.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
And
the series meltdown against them last year?
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
It is what it is. The past is done, and Vancouver is a way more complete team this year. I know you hate to let go of anything yoata, but you will eventually have to get past the mistakes made previously…good teams learn from them, and no one can deny that the Canucks are a good team. They’re a better team this year than they were last year. So is chicago, but I don’t see the whole team collapsing in the series like they did last year.
"Hope you like pancakes, Norway..."
what? with no Mats Sundin? We be fukked! haha
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
We'll see
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
damn, another penalty!
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I won’t walk out…cuz that would be rude, and I am a Canadian, but this game was stacked against us from the start.
I agree with GAHHHHH…tho’ I don’t think we should protest…because that would do nothing…but this is some horrible reffing right here in this game.
They saw the Canucks coming on in the second, and took away all chance by calling chintzy penalties…after giving the Hawks their dream start.
Yeah…Lui fucked up…but this game was …or sure looked like…a garunteed two points for the Hawks before the puck even dropped.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
14
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
there you go…so stop chanting USA! already :)
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
well....
they do play in America…. so….. umm…..
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
so? A couple of your D and Jonny Toews kicked your butts in the gold medal game so…um…
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry…hope the previous didn’t come off as sour grapes.
I just think the refs denied us a great game because they got scared by the intensity early.
Maybe AV should have put the Sedins out against Ladd’s line.
Though I understand why he put Kes’s line out. That was the kind of player he was…and the kind of coach he is.
Ahhh well…two points for the villians…and they will come out mad against the Preds.
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
SON OF SAM!
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At least they don’t quit.
And Double A gets his first point as a Canuck
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Bugs Bunny
so, we beat detroit 6-3 one night, then get beat 6-3 by chicago 2 nights later…..
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and thats the game...
thanks for allowing me to hang over here and give u guys shit every once in a while… good luck with the rest of ur season
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Mar 5, 2010 8:10 PM PST reply actions
Damn…here that Sean…you are getting closer…what was it again…within four points?
Only five back by the end of the night…
"Of course you know, this means war!!"
Bugs Bunny
fear me, fear me!!!!
The Flames will get it going I know it
by Sean Zandberg on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
Goddamn.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 5, 2010 8:32 PM PST reply actions
here’s something to make us laugh.
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My anger about this game is almost completely faded.
I just want the Flames (originally the Leafs and the Oil) to miss the playoffs. Maybe the Flames ownership would then see what great work the Sutter brothers have done. Last time I checked they had a 20% chance of making it to the post-season, maybe tonight’s win against Jersey helped bump that up.
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by Chuckles Canuckles on Mar 6, 2010 12:10 AM PST reply actions
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