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Back Home To Eat Duck Soup? Canucks-Ducks Preview

  Ducks (34-30-8)
Canucks (44-25-4)

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Time 7:00 PM PST
TV TSN
Season Series 2-0 Ducks
Last Meeting 3-2 Ducks (12-16-09)
The Enemy Anaheim Calling, Battle of California Scoring Leaders H. Sedin: 28-68-96 Getzlaf: 19-50-69
Ducks
Category Canucks
12th Conference Position 3rd
4-5-1
Last 10 5-3-2
2.78 (11)
Goals Per Game 3.22 (2)
2.99 (22)
Least Goals Against Per Game 2.56 (8)
0.97 (17)
5 On 5 GF/GA 1.28 (2)
19.7 (7)
Power Play %
21.2 (5)
79.3 (24) Penalty Kill %
81.6 (18)
29.9 (15)
Shots Per Game 30.6 (12)
32.9 (29)
Least Shots Against Per Game 29.2 (10)
58.3 (26)
Winning % When Scoring First 79.4 (3)
74.1 (16)
Winning % When Leading After 1 84.6 (4)
36.1 (11)
Winning % When Trailing After 1 43.6 (5)
79.3 (24)
Winning % When Leading After 2 96.6 (4)
24.1 (5)
Winning % When Trailing After2 33.3 (2)
48.1 (25)
Faceoffs % 51.4 (6)
16.2 (28)
Least PIM's Per Game 14.9 (26)
-7 (17) + / - GF/GA (see here)
+37 (3)

Update: Pavol Demitra (personal) is not ready to play. The Kesler-Grabner-Raymond line remains intact.

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Oh look! Another Californian team that the Canucks cannot suck against! The Ducks have beaten the Canucks twice this season in 2 games but this is not the last meeting of the season. These teams will meet again on April 2. A win tonight by the Canucks will all but destroy any chance the Ducks have of making the playoffs. Anaheim currently sits in 12th spot in the West, 9 points behind 8th place Detroit. Who am I kidding? They are dead Ducks already.

Star-divide

Perhaps that is concerning. I mean, we all saw what the basement-dwelling Oilers did to the Canucks last night. Bah! The song remains the same. What motivates the Canucks at this point? It is highly unlikely they'll catch the #1 or #2 seeds in the West. What matters more I suppose is the Kings-Avalanche game tonight. Colorado can pull within 3 points of Vancouver with a win over LA and a loss in regulation by the Canucks. That game starts an hour before the Van-Anaheim game. And there you have it.

No stats. No video. How about the Canucks come out and tune the damned Ducks with Rayzor in net? The performance in Edmunchuk still has me angry.

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headshot rule takes effect tomorrow. over/under on the Mighty Douchebags getting IBTL?

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Canucks 4 Ducks 3 Salo GWG Perry=Jerk

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

First!

Not sure if I missed it, but is Demo gonna be back in the lineup?

3-2 Canucks, Grabner GWG.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Mar 24, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Canucks Kesler

by Laharl on Mar 24, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry if this is a repeat elsewhere
It’s a history-setting moment of sorts, the first time a healthy Roberto Luongo has not started at GM Place in his four seasons with the Canucks.

- Das Province

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Um...yeah

That’s new to me.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

today, I’ve learned to laugh at that

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 24, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s hoping Rayzor makes the most of his most very odd, precedent-setting start.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Updated
It’s the first time a healthy Roberto Luongo has not started at GM Place since Curtis Sanford was in net for a 4-3 loss to Phoenix on Jan. 11, 2008.

That was the only time.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 24, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn you province!!

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Peking duck myself. 5-3 Nucks. Burr FTW.

If Perry or anyone else does any greasy and we do nothing, I’m gonna go bananas.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

anything*

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dish reminds me of Julie and Julia. Never tried it before.

BTW: It’s hard to h8 on the opposition when it’s being represented by such a cute duck-on-its-back picture.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

note to Sean

PS an automatic weapon under the avian beast’s wing next time. Or maybe an Avery hockey card.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duck Hunt!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Too bad it wasn’t Getzlaf and Perry, standing up to the test of time.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duck season!

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the thing that annoys me most about Anaheim. I love Ducks. top ten animal, afaic. how am i supposed to get a hate going?

by Passive Voice on Mar 24, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emelio Estevez?

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mighty duck man himself. Emiliooooooooooooooooo!

by marcness52 on Mar 24, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have a top ten ranking of your favourite animals? Is it written in your own feces on the wall of your padded room?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably Canucks top 10 draft picks

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like putting Patrick White’s name in something other than neon.

…Sorry Christian. Nothing personal.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t everyone?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so….but here is what mine would be….

1. Dogs
2-10. Who fucking cares dogs are the only ones that matter

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only you can make loving dogs sound so harsh and insensitive.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a way with words

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta admit, the Dawn commercial when they wash oil-coated aminals makes me melt everytime. I’d so wash ducks for a living.

That and they used a Joe Purdy song.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd wash ducks for a living
I like Peking duck myself

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

..and then you’d eat them.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Circle of life, what can I say.

I wouldn’t eat the ducks I saved, silly…just already prepared ones Peking style.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh

So you sell the ducks you washed to a restaurant that prepares them Peking style?

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I wouldn’t eat the ducks I saved.” Quit picking on me, brosef XD

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Nucks 5-3.

Salo GWG..just don’t pull your ass.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

On my game’s wishlist…Ripper versus Perry. I know….dream on.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make me giddy.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I get to see Blood?

by Laharl on Mar 24, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think in every single game since the Olympic break I’ve failed to predict the correct winner, never mind the correct score (every time I predict a Canucks win they lose and vice versa). So with the best interests of the Canucks in mind…

3-2 Anaheim, Katy Perry with the game winner

by British Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3 Canucks, Kesler.

by eleccy on Mar 24, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

6-4 canucks, Pudge with the winner.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Nucks. Salo FTW

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A pregame haiku...

Vancouver Canucks
Take the ice this evening
Anaheim Ducks lose

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

another haiku

Canucks versus Ducks.
These two teams hate each other.
Chaos will ensue.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rayzor gets start
Canucks goalie controversy?
the D’ plays better.

Canucks 3 Ducks 1.

Grabner GWG

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Mar 24, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

no controversy

they already said before that raycroft would be getting this start.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No …I know.

It just fit with the haiku!

Except it should be "Rayzor gets the start.

5 syllables…right?

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Mar 24, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s with the Haiku’s all of a sudden? You trying to get an email read on the Jim Rome Show or something?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Rome does haikus?

My deepest apologies then. Had no idea.

That guy epitomizes a douchebag.

Will never happen again. Fuck, I feel like I cursed the team.

Screw it, I’m gonna go mow the lawn.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his show. He is full of himself but it’s always struck me as being part of the act and not really what he is like in real life. And yes, he loves Haiku.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should write a haiku about how much you hate.

Since you’re so good with words and all.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any other requests?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hrrrmmm……

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosstitch me a dog.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should really read all new comments next time.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then, if it’s a haiku, then you’ll have to fix that line anyways. “Canucks goalie controversy” is 8 syllables, you’re only allowed 7.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

See…I thought so…but then I thought versy could be construed as one syllable.

Like kesrows said…screw it…gonna go enjoy the sun!

"I’m not asking for first-line money or top six money," Burrows said. "I don’t think it changes anything. I still consider myself a checker. That’s what I think I am first. That’s how I want to be paid. "If I can generate offence once in a while, I think it’s a plus for the team." Alex Burrows...Mar/09

by vancitydan on Mar 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i should really go buy some groceries before any hockey starts.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to finish my last paper before the game. It can be done!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

My haiku

Haiku is the worst
stupid form of poetry
Won’t write one again

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not agree
I hear poems get ladies
Go quit your day job

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d for making salsa come out my nose

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salsa out the nose
That can not have felt too good
It stings the nostrils

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, thank dog I grabbed mild lol

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Eighty Seven
Let me have your phone number
Let’s grab a coffee

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You literally
Made me laugh out loud, good job
That deserves mad props

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will Rec that….not that I know what Lava Life is…

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

^

Blame this guy.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just won’t invite him to the wedding.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d (because that way I can get out of getting you two a gift)

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are such a cheap bastard.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says the pro-bachelor.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not even sure what that means? I am so good at being a bachelor I turned Pro?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawl You’ve conveniently forgotten how anti-matrimonial you are.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s true.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

section is cranky
he doesnt like haikus, so
we tell him ‘you suck’

heh
j/k on the sentiment, but I am pro haiku :p

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I found

I am pro haiku
to be extremely funny. I can think of a lot of things I am “pro” but not Haiku. Never thought I would read that sentence in my life.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I actually made a bunch of hockey haiku’s for another site… I should see if I can find them

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am also a big fan of sentences no one’s ever heard before (RIP George Carlin)

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://atdhe.net/15866/watch-pittsburgh-penguins-vs-washington-capitals
 
youre welcome

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rain, shitty weather and more rain tonight in the Big D. I love this weather. Perfect excuse to stay in and watch the game.

2-1 Nucks. Burr.

Ooh… Thunder… If power goes out, I’m going to be pissed…

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

4-2 Dank. Looking forward to see them give a rats arse about this game!

by AdelaideNuck on Mar 24, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Adelaide, the first bounce of the new AFL season is coming up. Who is your team again? If I remember correctly it wasn’t Port?

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lions man

Ewwww, i do live in the same city as them but hate them more than anything! I’m a lions man, we picked up this guy in the off season,
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fevola
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/brendan-fevola-hits-back-in-nude-lara-bingle-row/story-e6frfmqi-1225836321410
Check out the “Controvesy” section, it’s a crackup, and yes I have the photo on my mobile.
Pretty funny stuff!

by AdelaideNuck on Mar 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah I remember now. Fev is a good player so I am sure you will have fun watching him this year. He scored some ridiculous goals last year. Still no where near as good as Buddy and Roughead but what can you do?

Hodge, Mitchell, Rioli, Bateman, Franklin, Roughead, Brown, Guerra, Osborne, Sewell, Shoemakers, Burgoyna, Ellis, Gibson…..the Hawks are stacked this year.

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Hawthorn Hawks! Lethal Leigh!

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 24, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be a good year, Brown and Fev up forward for us, and i can see 5-6 teams capable of winning so should be a good year. There are some truely shithouse teams though, but overall the top half of the competition should be awesome! Hawks will be back this year i agree, injuries killed them last year

by AdelaideNuck on Mar 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I thought getting Burgoyne and Gibson was a good off season. Rioli’s injury worries me a little. And I wonder if Allastair Clarke can adjust now that other coaches seem to have figured out his rolling zone defense.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Burgoyne is a gamble, giving up 2 good picks for him with his injury concerns. Hoping he does well because i like the hawks. Rioli is great to watch, i hope he stays healthy.

by AdelaideNuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m back from grocery shopping, bought and made KD for the frst time in forever.
now sitting with the pot on my lap, eating it with the wooden spoon. how did i not like it as a kid???

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You Gotta Love KD!!!

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

KD?

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kraft Dinner. Haven’t had it for years.

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 24, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

same. for some reason, i actually didn’t like it as a kid, but recently i felt the urge to try it again. now, i have the pot on my lap

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I liked it as a kid and in my bachelor years. Couldn’t put enough Ketchup on it!
But grew tired of the taste.

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure why, but it tastes better straight from the pot than putting it in a bowl. But I’m not complaining.

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

And there is a long list of add on items that make KD a delish’ treat.

Ground beef, and weinies were biggies when I was young.

Broccoli works very well…

mmmm…hungry…

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the hot dog weiners are an all-time favourite.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Dog wieners is the way to go. I also like Perogies with my KD.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using plain yogourt instead of milk makes it super yummy.

It tastes better than it sounds honest.

KD with hotsauce is goodstuff too.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recently bot spicy Heniz Ketchup. It’s got some Tabasco in it. Deliciousness.

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i hate spicy.
my parents accidentally bought some once, and i opened it one time when there wasn’t any regular ketchup in the fridge. my tongue was not too happy…..

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ved tried that eightyseven, the yogourt works well…and a little hot sauce while adding the ketchup is always nice.

Damn…I haven’t had it in a couple years or so…might have to revisit…

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by vancitydan on Mar 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked SPAM with mine as a kid. Not so much anymore. Now I cut up a hotlink or two and mix it in.

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also like to add some real Macaroni noodles, real cheddar, sometimes some Parm as well and make enough to last a week in the fridge.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I just had a steak and baked potato for dinner, and now I’m getting hungry again.

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am more of a mashed potato guy but I haven’t had a steak in a couple weeks. Gotta get on that.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to make butter chicken since the Wellwood talk got me inspired, but now I’d be happy with Sapporo or KD. Just for nostalgia’s sake.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only problem is they are both so bad for you. I always thought if they could make KD, Ichiban, Perogies and Hot Dogs that were super healthy but tasted the same I would be the world’s healthiest person.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s ok. We’re still young.

Sometimes, when I want noodles without the soup, I drain the noodles and toss part of the flavour packet with sesame oil with the noodles.

Instant noodles are actually so versatile. An amazing invention.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s like Airplanes, Cars, Computers, Penicillin, and Instant Noodles.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and wealthiest. At least.. you’re one of the wealthiest persons.

by Vancouverguy on Mar 24, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had butter chicken. May have to put that in the stack of recipes that I might get to making one day.

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground beef and peas with KD in my childhood. Om nom nom.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

KD

the food of Canada’s working poor (and college students)

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by Kent Basky on Mar 24, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh, Mac and Cheese for us Yanks.

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could use the “cheese” to spackle your bathtub… Tasty…

by TXCanucklehead on Mar 24, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, most cheddar in Canada has added yellow to it, not just that powdery stuff in the package. It’s something an Aussie complained about to me, that our cheddar is yellow and our butter is white, while it’s the other way around there.

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really?
that’s interesting…

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know this one though.
my family has an old tape of tv christmas specials, and my mom didn’t know how to keep it from recording the commercials yet, so all the commercials are on the tape too. this is one of those commercials.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a year old, so not when it was original, but my mom had taped some movie and that was one of the commercials. Saw it when I was in middle school.

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i wasn’t born yet for that one.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

weren’t even a sparkle in your father’s eye

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure my butter is yellow I will have to check when I get home.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as yellow is theirs. It’s still has a yellow-ish tinge.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They also don’t tip down under so they seem to have shit figured out. Cheddar is such a versatile Cheese and is so tasty but it’s not really that good as far as cheese goes. Give me goat cheese on my burger every day of the week.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not tipping is great. They also don’t have pennies, which is good for me because I’m good at collecting them.

And nothing replaces a sharp cheddar in a grilled cheese sandwich.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 24, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve moved on to German Butter Cheese. Woot!

by Sean Zandberg on Mar 24, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer grilled peanut butter sandwiches but that’s just me….Cheddar is great but some of the gourmet cheeses at room temperature. Some of it is to die for.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re set. They don’t need tip and yet have a higher minimum wage.

Aw, I wanna go back now.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just bought both at the grocery store. the butter is a light yellow, while plain old cheddar is orange.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know I wanted to guess it was Kraft but didn’t want my americanism showing so blatantly on my sleeve.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stupid thing about KD

is it’s simple quick and easy to make a cheese sauce for Macaroni noodles but people still eat KD. And by people I mean me.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Canadian version of ramen.

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by Smoboy41 on Mar 24, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiban

My food of choice when I was poor, not that I am affluent now, was Sapporo Ichiban.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, i have mr. noodles.
almost the exact same thing, just a different brand.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope
almost the exact same thing

Sorry but there is NO comparison in taste between Ichiban and Mr. Noodle. I mean I could barely afford to eat and I bought Ichiban which is more expensive so that should tell you something.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i grew up on mr. noodles, so that’s all i’ve ever had.
maybe i should try ichiban some time….

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might just blow your mind.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to agree with the Ichiban man on that one too.

Those other cheaper ones just didn’t compare, and the packet of flavor goodness seemed better too.

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by vancitydan on Mar 24, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had Tilapia with creamed leeks and asparagus for lunch but the whole time I was eating it I was thinking about the package of Ichiban in my cupboard.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys should try " Asian" Instant Noodle.

There’s a Korean Kimchi Instant Noodle called Shin Ra Mien. (or something like that. You can find it at Costco with red packaging)

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by Vancouverguy on Mar 24, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just usually stuck to Alpo.

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dog food?

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

It’s stew.

Isn’t it?

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stuck to powerbars and gatorade for awhile.

Leave my name alone Botchford...get your own.

by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

From about 18-25 years old my staple breakfast was a protein bar and coffee. Now I don’t drink coffee and drink protein shakes instead.

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Protein shakes? And you work at a desk?

Careful there bud. El Yankee Grande, pretty soon.

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When not at my desk or at NM, I tend to live in a gym or outdoors. Figured I have about a decade or so more years to go before my entire body breaks all at once.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Splendid

As long as you’re burnin it off.

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I wouldn’t touch any of this stuff if my genes wouldn’t let me. Plus it helps I have particularly dull taste buds so I don’t mind protein bars that taste like wet tree bark.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it tastes like shit , but you never have to stop at home after work.

Hello, glove compartment. Dinner is served.

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Low maintenance is very much my style. Explains why I’m single and act like a perpetual 20 year old….not that there’s anything wrong with that…

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alpo?

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonono

THAT’S dog food.

The stuff I had was in a can. It’s different.

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Give us a pic or we’ll just say it’s dog food.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still dog food....

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

I told you it’s stew.

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by kesrows on Mar 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad news buddy, that’s still dog food.

So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.

by thelastjohnny on Mar 24, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is stew…..stew for dogs.

I don’t think Purina makes people food.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember an old Much Music interview when they interviewed Andrew W.K. and he finished an entire can of dog food.

Mmmm.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad. I just informed kesrows that he has been eating dog food all of his life. I hope he is OK.

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because of the shame, we’ll never see him around here again.

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he hasn’t posted since then…. hope he’s okay…..

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m way too lazy to look up to get why you talked about dog food in the first place.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause kesrows decided to tell us he grew up eating Alpo……

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by Section 312 on Mar 24, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

=/

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Noodles. That’s a hell of a name.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i grew up on it.

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by missy on Mar 24, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was picturing some cartoon mascot on the cover.

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by Yankee Canuck on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my parents used to get that super cheap at Costco for us. Those were the days.

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by thelastjohnny on Mar 24, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy them in boxes. You’re set for months of midnight snacks.

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by eightyseven on Mar 24, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had that when I was in Australia, it was decent, but sallied the name of Mi Goreng which is a really good Malay/Singaporean dish.

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sullied?

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3-2 Canucks. Kesler.

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4-2 Canucks. Burrows.

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5-3 Canucks

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Canucks 4-1, Daniel

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He’s been quietly creeping up…

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Yeah…I had it in the bag until the EN.

My late season run is starting to look like the Flames playoff hopes.

What’s the prize for third?

LOL

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Probably the same as the prize for first. :(

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3-0 Canucks. Henrik.

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5-3 Canucks, Raymond with the winner.

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