The Nucks Misconduct List of Canuck Nicknames
by missy on Feb 9, 2010 4:47 PM PST
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PrintLike many other blogs around here, we have many nicknames for our precious Canuck players. And occasionally, visitors who jump into our gamethread are wondering who we are talking about. So, here is a guide to the nicknames we have so far.
*Kudos to the people at Raw Charge (the Tampa Bay Lightning blog here at SBNation) for inspiring me to do this by giving us a link to theirs :)
Here's what we've got right now.
#14 Alexandre Burrows : Mr. Everything, Bank, Burr
#22 Daniel Sedin : Dank
#33 Henrik Sedin : Hank
#17 Ryan Kesler : Keslord
#21 Mason Raymond : May Ray
#26 Mikael Samuelsson : Sammy, Son of Sam
#42 Kyle Wellwood : Pudge, Wellfed, Failwood, Chubby
#18 Steve Bernier : Hands of Stone, Death to Scoring Chances, Stank, Big Bear, Cinder-mitts
#38 Pavol Demitra : Demo
#37 Rick Rypien : Rypper
#24 Darcy Hordichuk : Blackout
#10 Ryan Johnson : RyJo, Balls
#15 Tanner Glass : Glass (needs a nickname!!)
#36 Jannik Hansen :The Great Dane, Jank
#6 Sami Salo :Fragile Fin, Finnish MacInnis, Redshirt
#2 Kevin Bieksa : Juice
#3 Willie Mitchell : Big Stick Willie
#5 Christian Ehrhoff : Blasthoff, The Hoff, Orrhoff
#23 Alexander Edler : E-Money
#55 Shane O'Brien : SOB (look at his initials, they're perfect!!)
#34 Brad Lukowich : Luko
#29 Aaron Rome : Roamer
#44 Nolan Baumgartner : Baumer
#1 Roberto Luongo : LUUUU, Luie, Bobby Lou, LuonGod
#30 Andrew Raycroft : Rayzor, Facepalm, Raysoft
Now, I do realize that I probably don't have all the nicknames listed here, and that we don't seem to have nicknames for certain players, so if the rest of you add the other nicknames to the comments section, I will add them to the post. Also, as we go along and create more nicknames, I can always add even more to the post.
I hope this helps everyone :)
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Balls for johnson and juice for Bieksa.
We can find something for Rome and Salo I know it.
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ah yes, i forgot about balls and juice. i’ll add them right now. thanks :)
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Air Sami.
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk.
by Steckel Me Elmo on Feb 16, 2010 1:44 AM PST up reply actions
lol @ Being Brad Lukowich
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by canucklehead666 on Feb 9, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
‘Being Brad Lukowich’ is fantastic
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by Yankee Canuck on Feb 9, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
Failwood
Big Stick Willie
E-Money (Edler), although he hasn’t been too money lately
Poutine & Meatballs
Gillisgan
Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
yoata, you should post a complete list of yoata’s nicknames… you got some good ones
by Beantown Canuck on Feb 10, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
Great list! I think either Sean or Mike used Facepalm for Raycroft. But maybe that’s been dropped seeing as he’s been decent?
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Let’s give errbody nicknames.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Yes!!! It’s catching on!!!
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 10, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
I hate you all.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 10, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
Ocho Siete
Do you hate me the most because I came up with it?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 10, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
You wish.
I’m all for equal, nonpartisan h8.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Rome is Roamer, as he roams the blue line, in search of power forwards and errant pucks.
My suggestion for Salo is “Silk”, seeing as he’s as fragile as said oriental fabric.
"Hey, why dont you give your balls a tug you fucking pussies". - Alexandre Burrows #14
by Chuckles Canuckles on Feb 9, 2010 10:06 PM PST reply actions
-Some around here are partial to “Finnish MacInnis” for Salo.
-I still like “Jank” for Hansen. (I’m in favour of basically everyone getting an -ank. Glass=Tank, for instance.)
-Ehrhoff sometimes gets the Orrhoff treatment.
Adding to the list of Bernier nicknames
My friends and I like to refer to him as Cinder-mitts.
nice…
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by canucklehead666 on Feb 10, 2010 7:24 AM PST up reply actions
Bear, huh?
Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.
Root Bear > Stoney
By far.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Salo’s should be named GlassCannon
Rome should be named Centurion
Baumgartner should be named Bummer (one of my friends actually called him BUMgartner when he first read the name)
My 2 cents =p
Nah man, he’s the Bomber. Or maybe I just mishear people saying Baumer.
So don't get violent and don't get caught with your head down, the night she stole the moon.
by thelastjohnny on Feb 10, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Salo – China Doll, TGM (The Glass Menagerie), RedShirt (you know, the crew member on star trek who always dies?) I like Lahari’s Glass Cannon too, although I think Porcelain Cannon implies value with the fragility…
Rome I thought was Roamer, but I call him Ryder cuz he’s a good saskatchewan boy.
Baumgartner is just not headline worthy enough to have a nickname.
Redshirt’s a good one, because that’s also what it’s called in college sports when you have a bad injury and sit out the year to preserve eligibility.
by Passive Voice on Feb 10, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Burrrr it’s cold in here…there must be some Toros in the atmosphere?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 10, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
Someone watched Bring It On.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
That's alright, that's ok
You’re gonna pump our gas someday.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
I would watch that movie every day if I could. Two hotties in cheerleader uniforms. What’s not to like?
"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor
by Section 312 on Feb 10, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Whatchu sayin'
Why would you ever mute “Hey Mickey?” XD
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
by eightyseven on Feb 11, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
thanks everyone!
i went through the list, and am about to add the ones that i’ve either heard used often before (and forgot about) and the newer ones that received approval from at least 1 other commenter.
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Well Salo was always “Glass”. Then we acquired Glass and everything went to hell. We could probably call Tanner “Bulletproof Glass” and Sami “Pulled Ass”.
I still miss the peseason setup of Pope , Rome and Parrish. The Fear of God line.
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