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Entering The Terrible Twos!

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Let's ignore the losing streak, our laughable bottom six, the injuries, Matty Schneider, laser pointers, diving, Burrows/Auger, tampering and Death To Scoring Chances (sure, I cheated there) to do something that's easy enough: blatant self adulation!

One year ago today Sean and I christened the HMS Nucks Misconduct and set sail in the choppy NHL bloggy waters. We had our highs (the spring of 2009, winning the NW, sweeping St. Louis) and some lows (the Chicago series, the non-existent trade deadline, Mats Sundin...ha!) but overall not a bad way to start things off.

As we've said before, the bulk of the fun in our community comes from you all. Just last month you blew out our best traffic to date. More fun with numbers one year in:

  • Members: 957
  • FanPosts: 350
  • FanShots: 657
  • Comments: 79,447

A big thanks still goes out to Mirtle, the entire (seriously, even the janitors) team at SBN and the other SBN NHL blogs for making our network the place to be for everything hockey-related.

But, again, thanks to you guys and gals out there for keeping us going. As long as you keep chiming in on the gamethreads or keep penning great fanposts and fanshots, we'll be here.

...there, that wasn't so bad. You may now return to your Friday responsibilities of gambling on the next Salo injury, rubbing the rabbit's foot for Cody Hodgson and what booze compliments Cinnamon Toast Crunch for tomorrow morning's game.

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Love this place, I visit at least a few times a day.

Just curious, how do our numbers (members, comments, etc.) stack up to other teams’?

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 5, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

As David Walliams would say….Congratuwelldone.

I love this place even if I seem pretty grumpy most of the time. You guys do a great job. Thank You.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Feb 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

I know I am still ‘the new guy’, but I gotta say I am proud as hell to be a contributor to one of the best Canucks blogs on the interwebz. And I will take credit for the upswing in traffic last month lmao…

http://waachcast.blogspot.com/ < WAACHCast Blog

by canucklehead666 on Feb 5, 2010 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, that is fair for you to do!

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

oh stop

the last thing I need to do is get my ego any larger lol

but thanks man… like I said I am thrilled to be here with you guys (and gals)

http://waachcast.blogspot.com/ < WAACHCast Blog

by canucklehead666 on Feb 5, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yayy! I’ve been here since you guys joined the nation

AKA: Linix129

by sw12 on Feb 5, 2010 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

Damn, a year ago the Canucks had just put their shitty January behind them…the Burrdins line and the RPM were born, and the Canucks were on a tear all the way to the playoffs. Talk about a good time to start a site!

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

I had no idea

This site is as fresh as it is. One year only?

I’m pretty noob in these parts myself. Thanks for the open arms, witty banter, and being a guaranteed time killer.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

And that cake looks really yummy.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how the hockey player on the cake has no jersey. Like he was in a line brawl.

it’s a sugary kevin bieksa.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

One can visualize the detached fight strap XD

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And he can superman punch a superman figurine!

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been reading since Sean’s Waiting for Stanley days. But became active only once the Nucksmisconduct format got off and running. Love it here boys.

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

last blog birthday w/o a cup plz Canucks

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2010 3:26 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

because I believe

http://waachcast.blogspot.com/ < WAACHCast Blog

by canucklehead666 on Feb 5, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Geeziz H

Every other day there is a post on NM having a damned circle jerk. You guys aren’t that effing good! What’s tomorrow going to be? “Pat Sean on the ass day”? Then Monday will be “Pull Mike’s pants down and kiss his ass” Day?

=)

Nice Cake though. ’Gratz on a job well done, friends.

by Temujin on Feb 5, 2010 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

You antagonistic traitor! Curse you and your Hab-loving ways! heheh, hey thanks Jin. BTW, Temujin is the guy that got me into “blogging” in the first place. True story.

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean

“New Media” :-)

I think the question on everyone’s mind is When the Hell is Mike going to come to BC for a visit?

by Temujin on Feb 5, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed you hand was permanently glued to Sean’s ass already? Well, so much for assumptions.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome site. Nice work everyone :)

[insert circle-jerk and/or ass touching/kissing comment here]

by SteveNux on Feb 5, 2010 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

now that we're on the topic of circle jerks:

think there’s an element of competitiveness involved with those? like, do you want to be the one that holds off the longest? that, uh, “succeeds” first?

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2010 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

Isn’t it like if a goalie or defenseman loses their “stick”, you’re supposed to pass them yours?

by SteveNux on Feb 5, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, innuendo.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It was more than implied

Says Mr. Mouth-to-Sean’s-booty.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hey! leave me out of this! I couldn’t help it, I was drunk! haha
No really…leave my booty out of this

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Blame Yankee.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Blame me? Negative nelly Temujin started it.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m starting to get uncomfortable…

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

…and you’re not female.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the girl equivalent?

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Grey’s Anatomy. Or so I heard.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Like, Ohemgee McDreamy

Haha hey man, guys watch Grey`s also.

Need not be ashamed.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Grey’s and don’t care who knows it.

"We love them, We mourn for them, Unlucky boys of Red" - Morrissey
"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"He's got a man deep..wait, no that IS Mandeep!!" - Don Taylor

by Section 312 on Feb 5, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's like, have a marathon.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 6, 2010 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

House is waaaaay better.

by marcness52 on Feb 7, 2010 1:00 AM PST up reply actions  

YES

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 7, 2010 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard it was a tub of icecream and Mean Girls on DVD

by SteveNux on Feb 5, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a discussion of great scientific merit, among sophisticated intellectuals.

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

In other news, Ales Kotalik scored a goal his first game as a Flames. Whaaaaaa!?

by Beantown Canuck on Feb 5, 2010 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

and...

the Leafs are beating the Devils

we are officially in Bizarro World
jumps out the window, runs down the street screaming

http://waachcast.blogspot.com/ < WAACHCast Blog

by canucklehead666 on Feb 5, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Is it just me

Or does Kovy look weird in that jersey?

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday NM!

by jozsef on Feb 5, 2010 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

he does… not Dion Phaneuf weird… but weird
ugh
3-1 Leafs

http://waachcast.blogspot.com/ < WAACHCast Blog

by canucklehead666 on Feb 5, 2010 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

cue the Leafs fans calling for Marc Andre Fleury to be the starter in the olympics rolls his eyes

http://waachcast.blogspot.com/ < WAACHCast Blog

by canucklehead666 on Feb 5, 2010 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

Big congrats to all you guys; still the best hockey site in the world!

And .. what? … Leafs beating NJ, Kovy and all? OK, the end times are upon us.

The opposite of serious is not funny; the opposite of serious is unserious.

by casual on Feb 5, 2010 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

Nope, a late 3rd period fail! Devils win!

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, what a fail.

I saw that it was 3-1 at the gym and come home to a nice surprise.

Poutine & Meatballs

by cyxj on Feb 5, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was watching it on ATDHE. Wow. What a comeback.

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

3 goals

In three minutes.

Wow.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh look, the Flames win again. Hope Dan likes the taste of jersey

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way

French Toast Crunch > Cinnamon Toast Crunch

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

oh god no. yeeeeeeesh, this is unacceptable.

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You

Are wrong, buddyguy.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Feb 5, 2010 9:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It’s a pleasure hanging with you Canucks fans. It’s a family to me, and a community that I enjoy contributing to and being a part of. We are nothing without you guys. If I could meet you all in a bar right now, I’d buy you all a round. Spiced Rum on the house! Then I’d turn into an obnoxious drunk and probably try to start a fight. Not gonna lie! hahaha

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 5, 2010 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Not if

I beat you to it!

Seriously though, great job on the site guys.

Oh and, you’re welcome. ; )

Everybody knows
That the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistols so I'll keep the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair

by yoata on Feb 5, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I drink my Spiced Rum like you drink your Hodgson Koolaid! haha! Let’s go!

by Sean Zandberg on Feb 6, 2010 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Nucks Misconduct!

i know i’m a day late (didn’t get on my computer at all yesterday), but i’m still gonna say this. i was originally following yankee’s blog since the end of november 2008. when this site started up, i followed him here. i only read at first, and didn’t get involved until the end of march last year.
congrats, it’s been a crazy year!

Official Ambassador for Nucks Misconduct.
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler."
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Feb 6, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

Great job on the site guys. Found out about this because I follow Yahoo Sports and there was a link on the sidebar and have come here ever since for everything Canucks. Keep up the good work.

by marcness52 on Feb 7, 2010 1:02 AM PST reply actions  

Happy Birthday, NM

A special h/t to Mr. Zandberg for encouraging me to share my personal experiences of Canuckdom to you all. Here’s a pic of me hard at it.

Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I may dance the good time dance, and lead the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.

by Smoboy41 on Feb 7, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

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