I would have definitely Photoshopped Fat Bastard going down a Skeleton run, but I had a night shift to work :( Just visualize the laughs that would have elicited. Or y'all can ask Boss Zandberg to make it a reality.
Here's the next best thing:
(I can't even find footage with Goldmember saying he loves gold. My bad. Here's some "Get in my belly" instead.)
Schedule slash goodies after the jump:
9:00am Men's Curling Round Robin
Norway vs. Denmark | France vs. Germany | China vs. Great Britain | Sweden vs. USA
10:00 Women's Alpine Super-G
Women's Freestyle Ski Aerials Qualifier
11:30 Ski Jump Individual
12:00pm Men's Hockey Preliminary - Group A (Norway vs. Switzerland)
12:30 Ski Jump Final Medal Round
13:30 Men's X-Country Skiing 30km Pursuit Medal Round
14:00 Women's Curling Round Robin
Sweden vs. Russia | USA vs. Great Britain | Denmark vs. Switzerland | Germany vs. China
14:30 Women's Hockey (Switzerland vs. China)
16:15 Men's 1500m Speed Skating Medal Round
16:30 Men's Hockey Preliminary - Group B (Latvia vs. Slovakia)
17:00 Two-Man Bobsleigh - Heat 1
17:45 Women's 1500m Short-Track Heats
18:29 Men's 1000m Short-Track Quarterfinals
18:35 Two-Man Bobsleigh - Heat 2
18:58 Women's 1500m Short-Track Semifinals
19:00 Men's Curling Round Robin
Switzerland vs. China | Sweden vs. France | Canada vs. Great Britain
19:28 Men's 1000m Short-Track Semifinals
19:51 Women's 1500m Short-Track Medal Round
20:05 Men's 1000m Short-Track Medal Round
21:00 Men's Hockey Preliminary - Group C (Germany vs. Belarus)
Eightyseven's Olympic Hottie Watch:
Man, Lundqvist is so dreamy.
I spy a skinny tie,
and a nice grey vest,
and groomed eyebrows,
and deliberately dishevled hair,
and smoldering eyes...
Ocho Siete, get yourself together!
FREE.99 Musical Performances Tonight:
Paul Filek - 1:00 @ Doolins Pub (19+)
Mary Barry et Mimosa - 6:00 @ la Place de la Francophonie
Hey Rosetta! - 7:30 @ Atlantic Canada House
Rallycar - 3:00 @ Ozone
Ultimate Power Duo - 8:00 @ Ozone
Marianas Trench - 9:30 @ Ozone
The Arkells - 6:30 @ Livecity Yaletown
Sam Roberts - 9:30 @ Livecity Yaletown
Allez Ouest - 3:30 @ Holland Park
Shane Phillip - 4:30 @ Holland Park
Zuco 103 Soundsystem - 5:30 @ Holland Park
DRUM! - 6:30 @ Holland Park
Said The Whale - 7:30 @ Holland Park
Hey Ocean - 8:30 @ Holland Park
Tiger Style - 9:00 @ Holland Park
Mother Mother - 10:00 @ Holland Park
Malkit Singh - 10:00 @ Holland Park
P.S. Just saw late night Olympics highlights. Gotta say:
- Latvia's fire/Czech Republic's laziness made for an exciting last period. Grandpa Jagr got robbed.
- Kevin Martin and Co. are killing it. The lady curlers are undefeated as well.
- Way to leave Hollingsworth hanging in that interview, CTV. That was bush league.
- The Hamelin brothers are a massive gene pool of cuteness and nice hair.